The girl woke up and screamed.
"Wh-when did you get here!" She screeched.
There was a certain host club staring at her. Not to mention there was a guy who for some reason was especially shiny.
"Hello, princess! My name is Tamaki!" Tamaki Suoh winked. "How may I help you?"
Thunk!
"Senpai! I told you to stop making girls faint!" Haruhi screamed. Just then the girl's bunny slipper hit Tamaki in the face. Tamaki jumped and hugged Haruhi, who could not support his weight, stumbled and fell over.
"I'm coming!" Erza jumped from out of nowhere and tackled Tamaki. "Say your last words, intruder!" She hissed. Tamaki was crushing Haruhi, who was not very pleased with him.
"Mo-Mommy! Come save me!" Tamaki yelled.
"Mommy?" Harry Potter walked in. The other bunny slipper hit him in face. "ACK! I AM BLINDED!"
"Serves you right, entering a room without knocking," Hermione clucked her tongue. "Oculus reparo," she hissed.
"Now get out of here or suffer the wrath of the bunny slippers!" Erza yelled, arming herself with one. Haruhi had crawled out to safety, helped by Ginny. Erza started beating up Tamaki with the bunny slipper.
"What does Tamaki Suoh have to do with becoming stronger? Isn't that a step back?" The girl howled. "Besides, the sparkles are disturbing."
"Erm, you know, I don't think they actually got permission to come here," Ginny said. "Hey, is it just me or does that guy look French? Or like a veela?"
"That's just ridiculous!" Hermione laughed nervously. Ginny sent Tamaki a death glare and he shrunk behind Haruhi.
"Why didn't you come to save me, Mommy?" Tamaki whined to Haruhi and Kyoya.
"THAT GUY IS "MOMMY"?" Ginny gaped at Haruhi who was being androgynous as usual.
"No, no! Not Haruhi! Kyoya!" Tamaki screeched.
"WHAT?!" Both Ginny and Erza gaped. They pointed either a wand or sword at Tamaki. Ginny hexed Tamaki, but apparently since Tamaki was a bishounen and has to look pretty no matter what and you can't really look pretty with bat-shaped boogers flying around you, he was immune to it.
"Redheads are scary," Tamaki muttered.
"Redheads, eh?" Erza's face was shadowed and her eyes started glowing.
"Ack! It's one of Kyoya's relations!" Tamaki screamed. "D-de-"
He didn't get to finish that sentence.
Draco Malfoy was looking at his list of evil things to do.
Okay, first he had to go online and flame some clueless Muggles' boy-love fanfics.
Next he had to go dangle hot dogs in front of dogs that would never get to eat them.
Then he'd sign his name on several Pro-Forest-Demolition forms.
But first, he had to go make some little kid cry.
"Let's see..." Draco looked around in the girl's house. There wasn't anybody young enough to bother. He tried to make Wendy upset; Natsu and Erza simultaneously emerged from the shadows with glowing eyes and flames in the background. Not to mention Carla had flown in his face and screamed at him for five minutes without stopping.
He spotted Honey from Ouran High School Host Club, eating cake peacefully while holding Usa-chan. Perfect! Besides, the kid looked like he deserved it. To cute and cuddly and I love hugs and cake and sweets. It sickened him to the stomach.
"Hey kid," Draco Malfoy smiled. "Wanna see a magic trick?"
Honey looked up. "Really? Can I? Can I?"
"Yes, can I borrow your bunny?" Draco smiled more and laughed maniacally internally.
"Sure! His name is Usa-"
"Liquefacio!" Draco Malfoy pointed his wand at the stuffed bunny.
"-chan." Usa-chan had disintegrated into a pile of ashes. Honey froze, his eyes welling up with tears.
"Don't trust strangers, little kid!" Draco Malfoy cackled evilly while sauntering off. Wait until he told Crabbe and Goyle!
Behind him, Honey stopped sniveling and flames popped up in the background as his eyes glowed. He cracked his knuckles and lunged, tackling Draco.
"Gack!" Draco choked as Honey wrapped himself around Draco's neck. Honey punched Draco and rolled out of the way of Draco's hex. He performed a spinning kick and kicked Draco's wand out of his hand. Draco reached over but Honey launched himself and grabbed the wand first.
"Hey-hey-kid, give that back," Draco said. "Or I'll tell your Mommy."
Honey grinned.
"I think not, Bunny-Murderer-san," he answered.
Chika from Manga Life by Ravenellablack was sitting down, running away from Yuki and panting.
"Chika-chan, we're going undercover!" Honey yelled, screaming "Put this costume on and use this wand!"
"What?!" Chika was confused. "Why-"
"Oh yeah and don't try anything funny with the wand," Honey added.
"Let's watch that guy," Harry spoke to Erza.
"Agreed, he looks shifty-don't like shifty people-he's trying to hide something," Erza hissed while Tamaki ate cereal prettily. They watched Tamaki get overpowered by the sleeping pills they snuck in his cereal and prettily faint. They also watched Haruhi and the girl freak out.
"What are you two talking about?" Ginny asked sweetly. "Harry, dear?"
Harry blanched, "Not like that, Ginny...We're observing that guy."
"Uhhuh," Ginny squinted disbelievingly. She grabbed Harry by the ankle, karate flipped him so he was lying on his stomach, and started to drag him away.
"Help! Save me, Ron!" Harry yelled.
"You think I'm saving you? Oho!" Ron laughed. "Think again, mate!"
"Curse you!" Harry hollered faintly in the distance.
Draco had brought his secret weapons.
That's right, Crabbe and Goyle, the fearsome pair of bodyguards. They were wearing hoods and black robes to remain incognito (but not inconspicuous) and tiptoeing around the corner, watching the Host Club have tea.
"Wait! You're saying that person beat you up?" Crabbe gaped. "What a scary and intimidating person indeed!" He hissed.
"A person got a hit on you? With your wand? Wow! Just-just how scary is he?" Goyle whispered.
"That guy," Draco pointed at Honey and Mori, having tea while violins played from nowhere.
"WAAAAH!"
"HOW SCARY INDEED!"
"YOU FOUGHT THAT GUY?" Crabbe and Goyle were both looking at Mori.
"NO, YOU IDIOTS! NOT THAT GUY! THE TINY ONE!" Draco screeched.
"..."