A/N: The next chapter. This is a funny one. Enjoy!

Chapter 10

Babysitters

Sasori pulled back from their very long kiss. They weren't out of breath since both of them weren't human beings, but immortals who exist to destroy each other. But still, they do not know anything about it.

"Sasori-danna, I never thought you loved me, despite your grumpy atmospheres. I would say you were a skilled actor, un." Deidara praised as he placed his hand over Sasori's head, swaying it left and right that made Sasori's hair messed up. "You are a very good artist, Danna."

"Oh shut up, Dei Dei." Sasori retorted, his face was glowing red. "We need to go back to the base. They could be waiting."

"Hai!" Deidara looked down at his shirt, seeing the print of the pig. He suddenly gave a cheerless tone, "If we go back, it will be a long time after I could wear this shirt again, un."

"So pathetic, Deidara."

Walking along the busy paths of the village, Deidara saw a little boy crying as a group of bigger beats him. "Aww, poor boy… Sasori-danna, would you mind if we help that little kid over there, un?" asked Deidara, pointing at the dark corner.

"That will be a waste of time, brat. And, I didn't know you were that caring, eh?" he mocked.

"Come on, Danna. Let's be good boys for a day, un." He dragged the little redhead toward the dark side of the road, his face turning grumpy as he glared at the bullies.

"L-let me go, brat!" Sasori pulled back harder, but, Deidara was stronger— and bigger— so fought against the power exerted by his danna. As he stomped his feet, getting closer to the group of boys, he shouted, "Hey ya, boys! If you don't stop your dumb business with that poor cute child, I will call for some help, un!"

The boys were frightened, making them decide to leave and run like cowardly kittens. At last, Sasori was able to liberate from Deidara's clasp, noticing a short crack in his wrists. It had been a very rigid hold. Deidara was so strong, he thought.

"Your job is done, Deidara. Leave him alone. We are in a hurry, and we'll just have to sleep at the woods."

"Okay Sasori-danna, un." They were about to leave when the little boy suddenly pulled the back of Deidara's shirt. "Thank you, miss cutie pie and mister hot shot!" he said, smiling at the two criminals. "Mom and dad should know this! Please go with me at our house so that they could know both of you!"

Sasori scowled. Deidara smiled. "That would be great, kid. Your parents will know this hero, un." he bragged proudly. "And, I am a man, kid. Not a 'miss cutie pie'."

Cutie pie… Sasori mumbled. "What are you saying, Deidara?! We can't go anywhere else and we need to go bac—

Deidara cut Sasori's words and once again, yanked Sasori, following the way the boy had gone. He didn't want to hear any more complaints, so he stuffed Sasori's mouth with a huge ball of clay. "I'm sorry, danna, but I have to do this. Trust me, this is the right choice, and it'll be fun, I guess, un."

Sasori, who couldn't speak, made an effort to make some unclear noises expressing his irritation. It was cute, and Deidara loved it.

Once they've arrived at the house of the kid, Deidara giggled inwardly as he looked at the plump cheeks of his danna. Sasori was annoyed a bit, but while he noticed Deidara's amusement, he preferred to be silent and to watch him smile.

The house had a small garden in front of the gate, and inside had sliding doors and a few appliances on the corners. They saw only one door and recognized it as the bathroom. It was a very small room after all.

"Sorry, our house is not that spacious, big brothers," the boy smiled, "so we all have to sleep in this room."

"We thank you for protecting Koyama, nice gentlemen." the mother said. She was carrying a baby boy within her arms; behind her was a 5-year old girl, who peeps time after time. Koyama was 8 years old; he was the one who usually helped his mom to earn for a living.

"Koyame told me that you have no place to stay this night. Please stay here, and take this as my gratitude for your remarkable good deed." Sasori's eyes rolled, Deidara grinned. "Thank you for your kind heart, un."

At that moment, a call came…

"I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!" the mother shouted, her face got pale and looked so panicked. "Their uncle's severely injured by the firecrackers. I have to go there since we have no other relatives."

Sasori trembled hearing those words. He had phobia with firecrackers and explosives. In fact, every time Deidara uses his clay bombs, he was shivering inside Hiruko. That's one factor why he hated Deidara's art.

"Can you boys take care of my kids just for a while? I know I can trust you. Please." Deidara got the baby from the lady and carried it in a compact position. "Hai!"

The mother had left. In the house were three children: an eight-year old boy, a five-year old girl, a little teeny tiny cute baby boy. And, there were two S-ranked criminals, taking the task of a babysitter.

"So, until your mother arrives, I will be acting as your mom, and that cute little redhead over there will be your dad, okay?" said Deidara while pointing at Sasori.

"So… if you're our parents tonight, then you should kiss each other! Our parents usually do that and all the lemon stuff."

Deidara and Sasori's eyes widened in surprise. "YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! HEY, KID, YOU'RE ONLY EIGHT YEARS OLD AND YOU KNOW THOSE PERVY THINGS?!" Deidara's blond brows rose so high that it could tear the skin that covers his eyes.

"Yep! I even know about yaoi, and I think you are a perfect yaoi couple." he giggled.

Sasori had a pinkish tinge on his cheeks while Deidara covered his face with his hands, and then lifted it; there were saliva on his cheeks. "What the heck on earth are you thinking of?!"

Koyama giggled again. "Yeah whatever, big brother. I'm a big pervert, but my mom doesn't know about it. Whenever I see kissing scenes while she's there, most likely, I pretend to get disgusted, but deep inside, there laid a spirit that tries wiggles because of thrill."

"…" The blonde sighed.

"…" The redhead sighed, too.

"I want to be the mother, Deidara. You'll be their dad." Sasori ordered. "And no way could we make yaoi in this house. If we do, then we'll be a bad influence to this pervy child. Unless…"

"What, danna?"

"…I couldn't control myself not to."

Deidara began to tremble in happiness. "Sure, danna! I suggest you don't control it and let your body do whatever it likes to, un!"

"Shut up, brat!" Sasori said, wearing a pink apron he got from the table. It had a cute large print of a pig —same as Deidara's shirt— and it had ruffles at the bottom part. He was like a gay and it was way more stunning than his black shirt and jeans.

"Sasori-danna, I like your style, un." Deidara praised, admiring the cute looks of Sasori. "But…"

"What?"

"It will be cuter if you wear a big red ribbon on your head, un."

"Here!" said Koyama, handing Sasori a red ribbon. "That is my little sister's."

Sasori crossed his arms, wrinkling his brows, and twitching his nose in awkwardness. "No way, brats…!"

He opened his eyes and felt something on his head.

"It looks good on you, Danna. So adorable. Now I feel that I'm getting more in love with you, un." Deidara uttered while he blushed.

Sasori blushed even more.

"Yeah, I'll be your mom, and he's your dad. That's final. Now children, go to sleep." Sasori removed the baby's diaper and headed to the bathroom. He lifted him so high, as if he was enjoying and loving the baby as his true son. Deidara watched them carefully. He closed his eyes to hear the laughs of the baby, and the faint giggles of Sasori. He knew his danna was trying to hide his happiness, but it was obvious.

Suddenly, he heard a loud shout from the bathroom.

"WHAT THE HECK! THIS BABY PEED ON MY FACE!" growled Sasori. "THIS BOY HAS BAD MANNERS."

Everyone laughed; Sasori blushed; Deidara beamed, "I think this will be a stressful night, Danna."

A/N: Ok, the next chapter. That was funny though. Haha :)) Hope you enjoyed!