"Knuckles, I don't think your anger management classes are working so well," commented Sonic. "Aren't you supposed to count to ten?"
"BUT 47 I'M 48 STILL 49 ANGRY!"
"Knuckles, you need to learn to calm down about things," said Amy.
"I saw Sonic kissing some other woman," said Shadow.
Amy went ballistic.
Shadow smirked.
Tails frowned. "Guys, this was supposed to be a peaceful party."
"There's not going to be anything peaceful about it when I'm through!" said Eggman. He helped himself to some punch.
"EGGMAN!" said the whole group.
"Hahahaha…now prepare for.."
"Who invited you?" said Tails. "I'm calling the cops."
"WAIT!! Don't do that; just give me time to KILL YOU ALL!" Eggman pulled out a pill.
"Eggman finally got medication for his problem," laughed Sonic.
"You laugh now, Sonic, but wait until you're RPGed!"
"Huh?"
-Eggman threw the pill on the ground. A colorful smoke engulfed the area-
--
-The smoke cleared and Eggman was gone-
"Did something happen?" asked Amy.
A blob of confusion appeared.
"I'm your biggest fan, and I'm going to add you all to my collection!" cackled the blob.
"Looks like we've got some trouble," said Sonic. "We might have to fight our way out of this one."
-Battle!-
Sonic spindashed at Fanboy/girl??. 57 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Sonic tried to attack again but couldn't move.
"Ah, I'm stuck!" yelled Sonic.
"Don't you get anything about RPGs?" arrogantly said Fanboy/girl??. "You have to wait for your turn. What are you, a stupid noob, n00b and/or a nub?"
Tails tailwhips at Fanboy/girl??. 35 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Knuckles throws a rock at fanboy/girl??. He missed!
Amy swings her hammer at fanboy/girl?? 78 damage inflicted to fanboy/girl??
Shadow doesn't feel like fighting right now.
Fanboy/girl?? fired the Uncanon Relationship Cannon at Tails.
Tails started to wonder why he never noticed Sonic's muscular physique before.
Sonic used Sonic Wind. 120 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Tails drooled while thinking of Sonic without any fur. Tails is unable to fight!
Knuckles threw a punch at Fanboy/girl??. 78 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Amy has the urge to hit Tails for some reason. Amy is confused and unable to fight!
Shadow shot a gun at fanboy/girl??. 120 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Fanboy/girl?? throws the Out-Of-Character Chair at Knuckles.
Knuckles began to think.
Sonic tried to sidekick Fanboy/girl??. 46 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Tails wondered if Sonic was seeing somebody. Tails is still unable to fight!
Knuckles thought about the effects of the Master Emerald on the economy. Knuckles is unable to fight!
Amy can't put her finger on it but wants to see Tails dead for some reason. Amy is still confused and still unable to fight!
Shadow tried to cut Fanboy/girl?? with a knife. 356 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??.
Fanboy/girl?? showed Amy its fan character. Amy has become paralyzed.
Sonic attempted to show Fanboy/girl?? the REAL superpower of teamwork. It was ineffective.
Tails imagined giving birth to Sonic's baby. Tails is still unable to fight!
Knuckles wondered if global warming would increase the resting temperature of the Master Emerald. Knuckles is still unable to fight!
Amy wished for a world without fan characters, in her mind. Amy is still paralyzed and unable to fight!
Shadow says "Damn." 450 damage inflicted to Fanboy/girl??. Fanboy/girl?? was defeated!
--
"I'm glad that thinking thing wore off," said Knuckles.
"What kind of world have we entered?" Sonic asked Tails.
"It appears we've entered a world where our Role is to Play the Game," said Tails. "We'll have to go on a variety of small and big quests to get to fight the last villain and end this."
"No," said Shadow. "We'll just go up to Eggman and destroy him."
"I've never thought of that."
-- At Eggman's base
"Sir," said Bob. "Sonic and his friends are at the door."
"Already?!" screamed Eggman. "Don't they get RPGs? I wasn't ready for them now. I wanted to take a bath first. Gah, those little pests! Deploy my newest invention, the Grenegg!"
"It blew up, sir."
"Whoops, then deploy my newester invention, the Egg Stand-up!"
--
-Knuckles punched open the door-
"Which is reason #922 on why we make the perfect couple," Amy described to Sonic.
Sonic rolled his eyes.
-A robot with a clown nose approached them-
"It's gonna kill us!!" screamed Tails.
Everyone stared at Tails.
"Sorry, I watched the killer clown movie."
The Egg Stand-up spoke, "I'll make you all die of laughter!"
"That sounds fun!" said Amy.
Sonic rolled his eyes again.
-Battle!-
The Egg Stand-up threw a microphone with a cord at Tails. Tails was entangled by the microphone and unable to fight!
Sonic tried to bounce on the Egg Stand-up. He missed!
Tails is entangled by the microphone and unable to fight! Words were coming out of the microphone, "But what about airline food?" An unseen audience pelted Tails with tomatoes. 88 damage inflicted to Tails.
Knuckles tried to punch the Egg Stand-up. 95 damage inflicted to the Egg Stand-up.
The Egg Stand-up made a shout-out to the audience. The audience's volume inflicted 49 damage to Sonic, 45 damage to Tails, 72 damage to Knuckles, 38 damage to Amy and 52 damage to Shadow.
"He's getting too many turns!" Knuckles growled.
"Then let's just kill him fast," said Shadow.
Amy performed Hammer-Time. The Egg Stand-up was hit with a shower of hammers. 288 damage inflicted to the Egg Stand-up.
The Egg Stand-up threw the spotlight on Amy. Amy's retinas were burned. Amy's accuracy decreased by 10.
Shadow drove a vehicle into the Egg Stand-up. 309 damage inflicted to the Egg Stand-up.
The Egg Stand-up told a racially offensive joke. Knuckles is so mad that he can't see straight. Knuckles's accuracy decreased by 20.
Sonic is way past cool. 500 points damage inflicted to the Egg Stand-up.
The Egg Stand-up was paralyzed by Sonic's coolness. The Egg Stand-up is unable to fight!
Tails is still entangled by the microphone and unable to fight! Words were coming out of the microphone, "In Mother Russia, water drinks YOU!" An unseen audience pelted Tails with Tomatoes. 138 damage inflicted to Tails.
Knuckles focused his anger into a lawsuit. The Egg Stand-up was financially hit. The Egg Stand-up was defeated!
--
"You've been a great audience!" said the Egg Stand-up. It shut down.
"That was unentertaining," said Shadow. "I prefer clowns with knives."
Tails shivered.
Eggman came out in a gold-plated Egg Walker. "Geez, you guys are impatient. Nonetheless, I've prepared my new Egg Walker XMLKJr 4 to deal with you all."
Bob came up beside Eggman. ("Even though all you did was take the regular Egg Walker and paint it gold.")
"Eggman," spouted Tails, "why did you turn everything into a turn-based RPG?!"
"Because, I always feel like you guys never give me a chance. So why not make it so you have to give me a chance…or a turn."
-Battle!-
Sonic kick-slid into Bob. 89 damage inflicted to Bob.
Eggman fired a devastating cannon shot. The shot inflicted 2 damage to Sonic, 2 to Tails, 2 to Knuckles, 2 to Amy, and 2 to Shadow.
Tails swung his tails like swords and helicopter-cut Bob. 376 damage inflicted to Bob.
Knuckles uppercut Bob. 300 damage inflicted to Bob, coupled with a broken nose.
Bob assistant punched Shadow. 400 damage inflicted to Shadow.
Amy described to Bob why Sonic would make a great father. Bob was vastly annoyed. Bob's temperament rose by 10, and his accuracy decreased by 15.
Shadow used Chaos Spear on Bob. He missed!
Sonic breakdance attacked Bob. 257 damage inflicted to Bob.
Eggman is feeling neglected. Eggman is unable to fight!
Tails flew over Bob and fell on top of him. 854 damage inflicted to Bob.
"Wow, that fox is unexpectedly portly," said Bob.
Knuckles jumped and glided into Bob. 592 damage inflicted to Bob. Bob fainted and was defeated!
Amy threw her hammer at Eggman. 432 damage inflicted to Eggman.
Shadow made Eggman play 'Shadow the Hedgehog.' Infinite damage inflicted to Eggman. Eggman was defeated!
--
Eggman mumbled something like "I should have stayed in bed this morning."
Eggman spoke to the group, "…You may have beaten me here, but I still have my big, final robot, Big Robot!" Eggman ran to a gigantic robot and pushed its on switch.
The robot switched on and looked at Eggman.
"Now, destroy them!" Eggman pointed to Sonic & friends.
The robot spoke, "Nah, I think I'll just ignore you and go on my own personal rampage to destroy the earth. See you later." The robot departed.
Eggman turned to Sonic. "Sonic, the unexpected has happened! My supreme, final creation has betrayed me, and I'll need to team up with you to stop it in a supersonic battle."
"Yes, unexpected," said Sonic.
-Eggman has joined your party!-
--
The giant robot kicked over a building. "Destruction fills the void in my artificial heart," smiled the robot.
"Mine too," said Shadow. "Your destruction will make me feel good again."
-Battle!-
"How rude," the robot spat. "I just wanted to lead a normal life without confrontation."
Sonic tried to homing attack Big Robot. 335 damage inflicted to Big Robot.
Eggman is feeling parched. Eggman is unable to fight until he drinks a glass of water!
Tails gives Eggman a glass of water. Eggman is able to fight again!
Knuckles tries to pile-drive Big Robot. 894 damage inflicted to Big Robot.
Amy shoots a heart of pure love at Big Robot. She misses!
Shadow does nothing.
Big Robot stomps all around. The stomping inflicts 303 damage to Sonic, 325 damage to Eggman, 329 damage to Tails, 342 damage to Amy, 281 damage to Knuckles and 396 damage to Shadow.
Sonic runs all over Big Robot. 513 damage inflicted to Big Robot.
Eggman has caught a cold. Eggman is unable to fight unless he receives some Tylenol.
Tails threw a.."Ahem," Eggman interrupted. …Tails reluctantly gives Eggman some Tylenol. Eggman's cold was cured, and he is able to fight again!
Knuckles bombarded Big Robot with a barrage of punches. 784 damage inflicted to Big Robot.
Amy thought now would be a good time to touch up her hair.
Shadow did nothing.
"Shadow!" Sonic shouted. "Why aren't you doing anything?!"
"Every now and then, I like to wait for death," Shadow explained. "Okay, I'm done. Unfortunately, death never came." Shadow was disappointed.
Big Robot picked up a tree and swung it at the group. 818 damage inflicted to Sonic, 438 damage to Eggman, 713 damage to Tails, 123 damage to Knuckles, 581 to Amy and 228 damage to Shadow.
Sonic's True Blueness is blinding Big Robot. Big Robot's accuracy decreases by 20!
Eggman is feeling slightly unsanitary. There'll be no battling by him unless he gets some moist towelettes.
Knuckles growled. "Eggman, why are you so needy!"
"If you guys didn't knock out my assistant, Bob, you wouldn't have to do all this for me. It's your fault!"'
Tails shot a..."MORE TYLENOL!" screamed Eggman. "And then give me some towelettes."…Tails shoved Tylenol down Eggman's throat. Eggman gagged.
"I'm not doing anything else for you," said Tails.
"Fine, I'll do something then," Eggman said with little enthusiasm.
Knuckles was tricked by himself. Knuckles is confused and punches Amy. 156 damage inflicted to Amy.
"HOW DO YOU GET TRICKED BY YOURSELF?!" Amy screamed.
Amy spun her hammer round and round and did a hammer tornado on Big Robot. Big robot was swept off its feet, and 1473 damage was inflicted on it.
Shadow performed Chaos Control and beat Big Robot senseless. 2189 damage inflicted to Big Robot. Big Robot ceased to move.
--
"Is it dead?" asked Tails.
"No," said Dr. Eggman.
"Just like the clowns!!" screamed Tails
Eggman continued, "He's just getting ready to go into his hyper form."
Big Robot changed into a giant harmonica.
"I just never cease to amaze myself with my brilliant creations," Eggman said with pride. "Anyway, this is Big Robot: Harmonica Version. If we can beat this form, this whole game will be over."
"Do you know of a good way to defeat it?" asked Amy.
"An inventor never reveals his secrets!" claimed Eggman.
"That's magicians," corrected Tails.
"Just hit him with everything you've got," said Shadow.
-Battle!-
Sonic fire somersaulted into Big Robot Harmonica. 1568 damage inflicted to Big Robot Harmonica.
Eggman used his enormous IQ to determine that now would be a bad time to do the hokey pokey.
Big Robot Harmonica performed a beautiful tune that left Sonic & friends clapping for more.
Tails can't stop clapping. He is unable to fight!
Knuckles can't stop clapping. He is unable to fight!
Big Robot Harmonica shoots a beam through one of its harmonica holes. The beam hits Knuckles. 520 damage inflicted to Knuckles.
Amy can't stop clapping. She is unable to fight!
The clapping effect wore off of the party.
Shadow did the hokey pokey.
"You've doomed us all!" said Eggman.
Big Robot Harmonica's attack and defense increased by 50.
Big Robot Harmonica tried to bite Sonic. 2489 damage inflicted to Sonic.
Sonic is feeling weak. Sonic used Ancient Light. 1 damage to Big Robot.
"This isn't working!" said Sonic.
"Let's break out the team attacks," suggested Tails.
Eggman told Knuckles that Big Robot Harmonica stole the Master Emerald. Knuckles's anger rose, and his attack power went up by 34.
Tails called in the Tornado 2 and jumped into its pilot seat. Sonic jumped on top of the machine. Tails and Sonic flew high the air and vanished.
Big Robot Harmonica spun around and charged into Shadow. 5109 damage inflicted to Shadow. Shadow felt ill.
"Finally, death is coming!" said Shadow.
Knuckles threw Amy at Big Robot Harmonica. Amy collided, hammer first, into Big Robot Harmonica. 4876 damage inflicted to Big Robot Harmonica.
Amy gave the gift of compassion to Shadow. Shadow's HP recovered by 7000.
Shadow moaned. "Fine, I guess I'll keep living. -sigh-"
Sonic and Tails came down from the sky in the Tornado 2 and crashed into Big Robot Harmonica. 7890 damage inflicted to Big Robot Harmonica, 5105 damage inflicted to Sonic, and 4129 damage inflicted to Tails.
Big Robot Harmonica played a depressing tune. Sonic is unaffected. Tails realizes that he'll never get a sidekick of his own. Tails sinks into depression and is unable to fight! Eggman wonders if it's going to rain, because he didn't bring his umbrella. Eggman sinks into depression and is unable to fight! Knuckles wonders why Shadow gets a crappy spin-off game, but he doesn't. Knuckles sinks into depression and is unable to fight! Amy is unaffected. Shadow realizes the pain of his torment. Shadow sinks into depression and…is super charged? Shadow's attack and defense increased by 4000!
Sweat was forming on Big Robot Harmonica.
"That was a bad move, harmonica," said Shadow. "I feed off of depression."
Shadow uses Chaos Blast. 50,000 damage is inflicted on everyone in the surrounding area. Big Robot Harmonica was defeated, along with the rest of the party!
--
Sonic was toasted and struggling to move on the ground. "Sh-Shadow. Couldn't you have used that attack a little closer to the enemy!"
"I regret nothing," said Shadow.
Amy used Ultimate Heal on the party. Everyone recovered by 7000 HP.
"Is this game over yet?" asked Knuckles.
"About that…" squeaked Eggman. "I don't really know how to get us out of RPG mode." Eggman laughed nervously.
"WHAT!?" screamed Sonic.
"Oh, Sonic!" said Amy. She rushed over to hug him.
"Oh no you don't!" said Sonic.
-Battle!-
Amy tries to hug Sonic. 256 lovey dovey points inflicted to Sonic.
Sonic files a restraining order against Amy. Amy faints and is defeated! Sonic rejoices!
--
"I don't want to have to keep battling every time someone approaches me!" said Sonic. "Eggman?"
Eggman had already fled.
Eggman walked back into his base. He saw Bob getting up from the floor. "Bob, you've regained consciousness! Wait until I tell you about what happened."
-Battle!-
Bob asked Eggman how everything went. 124 questioning points inflicted to Eggman.
Eggman told him the story. 325 getting talked to points inflicted to Bob.