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Warning: contains deaths of the upmost hilarious nature

A/N: Well hello

I do believe I am back from my writers block

Has anyone ever told you that poetry helps writers block? Well now they have. Want to check out my poems? Go to Fictionpress(.)net and search up the author Rose Kelvin, and you shall find me, Rose Kelvin, and my poems. (shamelessly promoting my writing? Yeah)

Anyway, hopefully I'll actually manage to finish this story, no promises though, you know that if I promise something then its not gonna happen.

Chapter 10: The Cliff of Hilarity

"Well, we have killed three of the hideously evil people that we are supposed to kill.. er… why are we killing people again?" asked Ella, walking around the TARDIS that she, Willow and the Doctor were presently inside.

"Well you see… erm.. well… obviously it's because…" Willow trailed off looking confused.

"Because you're two psychopathic purple-loving pyromaniacs who are completely insane and should be institutionalized?" asked the Doctor sarcastically, leaning against the very heavy copy of Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody he was currently chained to.

"Okay, two things…first, Doctor, stop leaning against things, it's slightly better than leaning purposefully but still…NO, it's disgraceful! and second…hummm, normally I'd agree, but no, there is some reason hiding from us…" said Ella, looking over the camera screens that the Magic Cocoapple had magiked all around the horrible place they were in, searching for the hiding reason.

"Foolish Ella and Willow, it was I, the Magpie, who was sent here to tell you how to escape, but I'm not going to tell you! MWAH HA HA HA!" cackled the Magpie evilly.

"Wait, is that why we were sent here? To kill all the evil disgraceful people in the world and return balance to time for what we did to River Song?" asked Willow, a look of comprehension dawning on her face.

The Magpie sat up in the chair she was now sitting in too fast and screamed from the pain of her third degree burns.

"We'll take that as a yes," smiled Ella, turning back to the camera screens.

"So, who should we kill next?" asked Willow wickedly.

"Wait, wait wait wait, stop, hang on!" said the Doctor painstakingly. "How will killing anyone restore the universe?? That makes no sense! And if it makes no sense to me then it doesn't make sense!"

And then the author of this story gave the Doctor a different view.

"WAIT! I know now, of course, this makes perfect sense, what a wonderful solution!" said the Doctor knowingly.

"Ri-ght. Anyway, I think we should kill-" but Willow was interrupted by an Idiot. The Idiot to be exact.

"You know, I think the goo tasted quite good actually, do you think I should become The Idiotic Alcoholic instead of just an Idiot?" he asked no one in particular, taking a sip of his glass of Yellow Goo.

"Yes, yes, very good and WHAT?" said Ella realizing who she was talking to. "But you're dead!"

"MWAH HA HA HA HA!" cackled the Magpie.

Ella and Willow looked at each other.

"There's a catch isn't there?" they both said to the Magpie at the same time. "Ew, stop saying things at the same time as me! GAH!"

"Hobsoboble." Said Ella

"Glackle." Said Willow

"Ok, that's better." Said Ella, turning back to the Magpie.

"Why isn't Idiot over there dead?" asked Willow.

"Because you didn't kill him in an hilarious enough way, but I'm not going to tell you that because then you'd know how to get out of here, and I'm too evil to let you, and f-"

"Magpie, younger readers are scarred enough by your existence, they don't need to here you swear."

"-udgecickle…"

"Ok, so we didn't kill him in an original enough way…" said Willow thinking.

"This is insane! Whose writing this story! I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE AUTHOR!" yelled the Doctor, looking east because that's obviously where the Author was.

"I'm sorry, the author is busy right now, please report to the Editor and she shall be with you shortly." Said a randomly annoying over voice person. And the Doctor was magiked to the Editors office to wait.

"Well then… let's get to the killing of this Idiot in a far more effective way." Said Willow, grinning evilly.

"But… I don't wanna die again!" whined the Idiot.

"Eh, too bad. Hey Willow, I have an idea." And Ella proceeded to press the small, lime green button.

That was when everyone, including the Magpie, was transported to the cliff of hilarity.

"OOH! The cliff of hilarity! Good idea Ella!" said Willow.

"The Cliff of who-what-is now?" said the Magpie, trying to get up of the rock she had fallen on, but once again finding herself unable to move due to the now second degree burns.

"The Cliff of hilarity! Throw someone down this cliff and they shall be killed in an hilarious fashion, it's really quite entertaining." Said Ella, pulling up a seat to sit on and grabbing the popcorn as Willow offered her an ice-cream.

"So Idiot? Wanna jump?" asked Willow happily eating her ice-cream.

"OOH! GOODY!" said the Idiot, and he jumped of the cliff.

"Aww! But I can't see anything, stupid cliff just has to be vertical!" said Ella annoyed. Willow grabbed the knife shaped leaver and pulled it so that Ella and herself were transported to the platform of viewing for the cliff of hilarity.

"Ah, that's better." Said Willow sitting back in the new seat she was sitting on and watching the Idiot.

First he fell onto an elephant, which quickly turned into a paintball gun and painted the Idiot a hideous shade of orange. The paintball gun then became an elephant and threw the Idiot up into the sky where he was hit in the head with a CD player and strangled by an insane fan girl who thought he was the Doctor.

"AHHH!" screamed the Idiot as he fell to the bottom of the cliff and into the pool of tomato sauce mixed with lemon icing.

"Humm, I give it a nine for originality, would be ten but I've seen the elephant bit before." Shrugged Willow and she, Ella and the Magpie were transported back to the TARDIS.

"Yeah, I'll give it a nine for originality, but maybe a six for presentation, the orange colour mixed with the yellow and red were a bit to cliché-ish-ly fire like for me." Said Ella, also shrugged as the Magpie feel onto the acupuncture bed in the middle of the TARDIS.

"Oh, I'll give it an eight for presentation, fire is awesome, I can only take two points away from fire." Said Willow as she an Ella looked at the camera screen looking for their next person to kill.

A/N

Ok, quickly, just so we are clear, in between this chapter and the last chapter, the magic cocoapple has put camera's all over the island that Ella and Willow are trapped on so they don't have to go looking all around for people to kill, that is the camera's and the 'awful place' is the island

Ok, anyway

And that is where I shall leave it

a) So what did you guys think of my comeback ish chapter? I know it was a bit story orientated, but still, I got some funnyness in there didn't i?
2) The story is officially off discontinuation, but I cannot promise it will stay that way

iii) I shall be getting another chapter up soon, hopefully, its school holidays so I'm off the whole tests, homework rush at the moment, cept for holiday homework, obviously

d) I'm thinking I might have the purple god write another chapter, but then again, she's writing a story of her own at the moment that I am helf co-writing half editing in my unhelpful way (shamelessly promoting someone else's story? HELL YES)

So the purple god's new story is a sequel to her previous story Elves and Aliens and its called Undead Future

So go and have a read, then come back here and read my hilariously awful story in comparison, then go and read my poetry, then hopefully I'll have updated and you shall never not have something to read again xD

Ok, so, hope you liked the chapter, REVIEW XDD

purplegod = awesomeness

~ LilyroseXD