"Go fish."
"BlackJack." Barricade sighed, setting down a twenty one set.
"What the fuck game are you playing?" Kal asked confused. Barricade shrugged and threw down a couple cards. Starscream looked between the two with a full on 'wtf' face.
"Four three's" Barricade replied. Kal shook her head disbelief on her face.
"Bullshit!" She chuckled. "Wait...War! My cards higher than yours! BURN BITCH!" Kal laughed, taking the cards. "I has two ace's, thats twenty. Higher than twelve."
"What in Primus name are you playing?" Starscream grumbled. Kal smirked up at him as he took a seat behind her. She leaned against his arm as Barricade scratched his helm, comprehending the question. Before Barricade answered Kal sighed and took the question,
"I WAS playing go fish, he WAS playing Blackjack, then it turned to Bullshit, now its War... I think?" Kal answered, looking up at the cop mech, he shrugged. Starscream shuttered his optics in mass confusion. None of these earth games made any sense to him anymore. Poker was fine, but what is Go Fish? And the others? Well he knew War, sort of. He felt the need to learn these pathetic games was well...pathetic, guess that didn't stop the 'oh wonderful leader' now did it?
"Why not settle on one game?" Starscream countered. Kal looked at Barricade, Barricade looked right back. Why didn't they think of that?
"Why didn't we think of that?" Barricade chuckled, speaking what was on their thoughts, and setting his cards down. Kal looked up at Starscream with a shrug.
"I dunno', want to play with us? Please?" She pleaded. Starscream sighed with a low grumble and nodded, he had already finished his work and guard duty was becoming a pain in his aft. Might as well pass the time. And he can play with the others and beat the scrap out of them.
"What game are we playing?" Starscream looked at the spread cards on the table, was this that game Go Fish Rumble told him about? As if reading his mind Kal shook her head.
"Wench. Its like Go fish, only you have to get the same color to count it as a pair. Like two reds, two blacks, thats two points. Makes it harder, the extra card is whats known as a Joker and can be used to get more points when added to any set or, you can steal any card of the others hand, but not the pile, and you can only ask for the number and they can give you any color, it doesn't have to match your color, like if you ask for a three, but you need a black, you can end up with a red three because you can't tell them the color you need. Kay?" Kal instructed, "Oh! and you draw five instead of seven,"
"That sounds easy enough. Ah, and before we play however, Megatron has requested to see you Kal." Starscream reminded. Kal huffed and waved him off, "In a couple hours." He added on, Primus knows why he needs her but he just does. What. Ever.
"Dammit. I was hoping to just hang around." She sighed dealing the cards.
"I can arange that." Barricade grinned, pointing at pipes linked above them. She gave him a look and shuddered.
"Unless you want barf on your paint, I don't recommend that. Hell my STOMACH and HEAD don't recomment that. They say 'fuck that noise!'." She gagged, sighing comfortably and turned to look up at Starscream, "Three?" Starscrem shook his head. "Dammit Shakira I thought you were helping me.." Starscream snorted,
"Hardly, you're just one of the few I tolerate because you're a good mechanic, and don't smudge my paint. I never said I was going to help you." She pouted and Barricade looked to Kal, with a sly grin.
"Three?" He cooed with pure victory written on his face-plate.
"Dammit Cade'."
