Last time! On Total Pokémon Island!
The campers faced off in a game of dodgeball...but with LANDMINES! The Rotoms pulled off an unexpected victory, and the Delibirds sent Ralts packing! What will happen this time, as tension builds inside the alliances? Who will be safe from elimination? What will happen to the relationships? And WHO will be eliminated next? Find out now, on TOTAL! POKEMON! ISLAND!
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"Arceus! Get off of me!" screamed Budew angrily, as he threw Porygon2 off his back, "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"You did something to me! You messed with my programming!" yelled Porygon2, eyes filled with fury, "Now everyone thinks I'm fucking evil!"
"Well, you are." said Venipede, smirking. Porygon2 fired a laser at him, knocking him into a tree.
"How do you know I was the one who reprogrammed me?" asked Budew, annoyed.
"WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT?! YPU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO MESSED WITH MY BRAIN WHEN YOU PUT IN THE MICROCHIP!" roared Porygon2.
"What about all those explosions?" asked Budew, angrily, "and what about that time you went into the water?"
"THAT HAS NOTHING TO-That's...wait...is that it?" asked Porygon2, unsure.
"Arceus! The next time you wanna fucking scream at someone for doing something, at least have some FUCKING EVIDENCE!" screamed Budew. He turned around and walked away, without looking back.
"Wait...Budew, did you...did you do something to my brain?" asked Porygon2, frowning. Budew stopped walking, and spoke, but didn't turn around.
"No, unlike Murkrow, at least I have a heart." spat Budew, before walking away. Porygon2 stared at him, before walking away, looking down.
"Oh Arceus! What have I done!?" cried Porygon2, looking down, "I'm so fucking stupid! Arrrggh..dammit, I totally forgot about the explosions and the water! FUCK! Now, I probably lost the only friends I have. FUCK ME!"
"Have I turned porygon2 evil because of that chip? No. Have I messed with his brain? No. Am I sure the landmines have done this to him? No, but there's still a chance. If not because of the landmines, what else could have affected his brain? One simple answer. Murkrow, that fucking crow." snarled Budew, "But now I can't tell Porygon2 about it, or else he won't trust me."
"Dammit, I shouldn't have said that!" exclaimed Porygon2 and Budew.
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"Ssseemsss like Porygon2'sss already cracking!" hissed Ekans, smirking.
"Yes, it won't be long before he goes," replied Murkrow, "however, our main target is still Deino. He knows too much."
"W-what about Budew's alliance. Sh-shouldn't we go after them?"
"That is also a viable option," said Murkrow, pondering, "then how about this? If Deino screws up, we vote him out. If Budew screws up, we vote him out. Either way, we'll be taking out a strong competitor."
"Fine with me. As long as there'sss killing involved." said Ekans, smirking. Golbat just gulped and nodded.
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Beside the mess hall...
"So, what do you think about the competition?" asked Haunter.
"Everyone's too serious, if you ask me. And that asshole Ekans really makes me mad." replied Voltorb, gritting his teeth.
"You're pretty serious yourself, and grumpy," exclaimed Haunter, before Voltorb gave him a glare, "Uh..but you're definitely better than most of the people here."
"So why did you bring me here?" asked Voltorb angrily, "If it were a party, there would've been more people here."
"I actually wanted to ask if you wanted to make an alliance with me! You seem like a pretty cool guy...if you forget the exploding."
"And it's just us too?" asked Voltorb, annoyed. Haunter gulped, and nodded.
"Sigh...fine, but it won't make much of a difference." drawled Voltorb.
"Don't worry! Even if it doesn't, at least we get to hang out!" exclaimed Haunter, pulling out some shades, "Speaking of which, let's PAAAARTAAA!"
Haunter pulled out a boombox and started playing some songs.
"What the- are you crazy? You're gonna get us caught!" screamed Voltorb, furious. He started hissing but calmed down when he saw that no one had heard them.
"...Party rockers in the hooooouuse tonight!..." exclaimed Haunter, swaying to and fro.
"At least ue some headphones!" groaned Voltorb.
"Oh right! Almost forgot!" said Haunter, pulling out some headphones, "You sure you don't wanna party groove out?"
"Yes, now let's get the hell outta here before someone catches us!"
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"So, uh...Solosis, got any 2's?" asked Lickytung, holding his cards. Klink, Magnemite were , and Solosis were trying to do the same, but were failing because of their missing limbs.
"No...is this what you guys do every time?" asked Solosis, annoyed.
"Well, s-sorta...we discuss our plans a bit, a-and then we just do random stuff." mumbled Magnemite.
"Well, except for, klink, Vanillite and Luvdisk, they, klink, just stuff their faces." said Klink, motioning to Luvdisk and Vanillite, who were busy eating from the fridge. Luvdisk then burped and fell asleep on the floor.
"Okay, at first when I joined this alliance, I thought I had joined with the right people," exclaimed Solosis, annoyed, "but now, I feel like I'm stuck with idiots and porkers, no offense."
"Um...guys, I'm gonna..um..go use the washroom." rambled Solosis.
"Uhh...okay?" said Lickytung, suspiciously. Solosis nodded, and quickly ran out of the room, sighing.
"Phew, finally away from-" started Solosis, before he heard some very loud music.
"What the hell is that?" asked Solosis, turning around frantically.
"God, if I had hands right now, I would've been plugging my ears!" exclaimed a voice.
"Hey, I have hands! Want me to-" started another voice.
"No! That's just...ugghh..." groaned the first voice.
"Um...hello?" asked Solosis. He turned a corner and saw Haunter and Voltorb fighting over some headphones and a boombox.
"Oh, uh...hey there Solosis!" exclaimed Haunter nervously.
"Um...what are you guys doing?" asked Solosis, suspicious.
"Nothing...just, uh...listening to some music! Yeah!" said Voltorb, trying to put on a smile, but failing miserably.
"Okay...just, keep doing that.." said Solosis, arching a brow. Haunter nad Voltorb quickly sprinted off around the corner and disappeared.
"Weird." whispered Solosis.
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"RISE AND SHINE, CAMPERS! YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS TODAY'S CHALLENGE. IT'S PRETTY 'SHOCKING'!" screamed Yveltal through the microphone.
"Swimming with a hairdryer in the water?" asked Servine.
"Nah, they're probably gonna make usss eat lightbulbsss or sssomething." replied Ekans, smirking.
As the campers made their way outside, they saw Yveltal and Xerneas with a bunch of desks and buzzers. There was a wide screen TV in between them.
"Um...what exactly are we doing?" asked Solosis, skeptical.
"Let me tell you!" exclaimed Yveltal, "Today ,we're doing a-"
Suddenly, a small figure leaped towards his face and slammed him into the ground. The campers were shocked and started backing away from the figure.
"What the fu- wait..Shaymin?" asked Xerneas. After the ash and smoke cleared up, everyone gasped as they saw Shaymin reappear.
"Yeah, it's me. AND YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE!" screamed Shaymin, as she tackled Xerneas. However, he quickly dodged out of the way.
"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Xerneas, angrily.
"You promised that if one of your stupid little teams were named after me, I wouldn't tell everyone that you stole this island from Arceus." snarled Shaymin. Everyone gasped, while Xerneas glared at her.
"Oh, did I say that out loud?" asked Shaymin, smirking, "My bad. So guess why I'm gonna kill you know? IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NO TEAM NAMED AFTER ME NOW!"
"Pokemon of gratitude? More like anger management." scoffed Venipede, smirking. He was immediately blasted by a beam of light, and was blown off the island.
"I. HEARD. THAT." exclaimed Shaymin, gritting her teeth. Ditto started shaking form fear, while Magnemite just fainted.
"So what are you gonna do? Tell Arceus?" asked Xerneas.
"Actually, she already did that." replied a voice from behind. everyone turned around to see Arceus appear behind them.
"Um...uh...Arceus, your-" started Xerneas, nervously.
"Save it," said Arceus, deadpanned, "You stole my island, so you should be punished."
"W-wait, but..." rambled Xerneas.
"Is Arceus really that powerful?" whispered Torchic.
"Dude, from what I heard, she, like, created all Pokémon or something." replied Luvdisk.
"Usually, I'd just hammer you into oblivion, but since there's a crowd around you, I felt like doing something more...embarrassing."
Xerneas' eyes bulged and he looking around frantically. Arceus waved her hand, and Xerneas began to shrink rapidly. His skin turned brown and fur grew around his neck. He had become an Eevee.
"W-what the hell did you do to me?!" asked Xerneas, looking around nervously. A few of the campers smirked, and some started snickering. By the end, everyone was laughing hysterically at Xerneas. He tried firing a shot towards them, but couldn't and just fell on his face, which caused everyone to laugh louder.
"Come on, I have to show you to everyone in the Hall of Origins! You look so cute!" exclaimed Arceus, smirking. Xerneas tried running away, but she had already picked him up.
"W-wait..but I, um...I'm holding a gameshow! And the campers are s-supposed to be having a challenge right now!" whined Xerneas, high-pitched. Arceus arched a brow and turned towards the campers. They started nodding nervously.
"Fine, you guys want a challenge? Try and find where Xerneas is." said Arceus. And with that she and Xerneas teleported away. Everyone stared in silence and tried to think about what happened.
"Well...what do we do?" asked Ditto.
"They went to the H-Hall of Origins, right? We just have to find where that is!" exclaimed Golbat.
"Yes, let me check my GPS," said Servine, pretending to tap a GPS, "Oh wait...IT'S NOT ON THE GPS CAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS!"
"Actually, I know where it is." said Yveltal, coming up from under the ground.
"Well, where is it?" asked Joltik, annoyed.
"I...can't tell you. Only legendaries are supposed to know." mumbled Yveltal.
"Then how are we supposed to get there, if we don't even know where it is?" asked Budew, angrily.
"Well, I can take you guys there, but you have to close your eyes." said Yveltal.
"Why the-you know what? Fine. This day is already crazy enough, why not make it even crazier?" asked Servine, sarcastically. Everyone nodded and closed their eyes. Yveltal quickly teleported some things in.
"Um...what's that, klink, beeping sound?" asked Klink, nervously.
"Wait...Yveltal, how are we getting to the Hall of Origins?" asked Bayleef.
"Duh! The only way I know how! By LANDMINE!" exclaimed Yveltal.
"OH NO FUCKING WA-" started Ekans, before he and everyone else were blown into the air.
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"Somehow every challenge, I sustain a bone fracture." groaned Servine, snapping his back. The campers had arrived at the Hall of Origins, which turned out to be a really fancy mansion, filled with gold floors and walls and way too many rooms.
"Come on...it wasn't that bad!" exclaimed Ditto.
"You don't have bones." spat Servine.
"You know, if you get past the injuries, it was actually pretty fun!" said Haunter.
"Yes, getting blown up is definitely 'FUN'!" screamed Venipede, sarcastically.
"Guys, come on! Let's go find Xerneas and just get out of here." said Torchic, running towards the mansion's gate.
"Hey, where's Yveltal?" asked Fletchinder. Everyone looked around but they couldn't find Yveltal.
"That cowardly bird must have left us when we were unconscious." snarled Honedge.
"Wait...w-why would he leave?" asked Mareep. Everyone looked towards the mansion. It seemed safe enough, but was it actually deadly inside?
"Whatever, let's just go in and take Xerneas back already." said Murkrow.
"Um...I don't think we CAN get in," said Torchic, frowning, "The gate's locked."
"Oh, well that's just great," said Servine, sarcastically, "How do we get in now?"
"Why don't we jump the fence?" suggested Haunter.
"You can float. I don't even have limbsss!" complained Ekans.
"Whatever, I'll go over." said Haunter, floating up.
"Wait, what if it's-" started Solosis, before fire shot up towards Haunter, catching him on fire.
"AHHHHH! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
"-booby-trapped." finished Solosis, groaning.
"Wait...hey, look! The fire burned the gate lock open!" exclaimed Bayleef, happily.
"Hey, no FLAME, no gain! HAHAHA!" joked Nincada, laughing ecstatically. Others just rolled their eyes.
"If that was just the gate, imagine the inside!" muttered Mareep.
"Don't worry, we'll probably be okay!" exclaimed Fletchinder, smiling. Mareep blushed and started walking faster. Fletchinder looked at her and became confused.
"Does Mareep not like me?" asked Fletchinder, "I mean, she always runs away when I try to talk to her...wait...how am I making a confessional at this time? I am at the Hall of Origins, right? So how- you know, I think the author screwed up!"
Me: "Wha-n-no I didn't! Th-this...just get on with the story!"
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As the campers made their way inside, they saw that the mansion's insides were even fancier than the outside. There were gigantic chandeliers hung on the ceiling everywhere, and everything was golden and shining. As the campers got further in, they heard snickering and laughter to their left.
"That's probably where they took Xerneas." whispered Solosis.
"Oh yeah? And how do you know?" asked Ekans, arching a brow.
"Awww, xerneas! You look so cute I could hug you!" exclaimed a voice.
"I SWEAR TO ARCEUS, WHEN I TURN BACK, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY ALL OF YOU!" screamed another voice.
"Sheesh, for a Life Pokémon, you sure talk about death a lot." snickered a third voice.
"Okay, but how do we get Xerneas back? He isss guarded by all those legendariesss!" complained Ekans.
"Hey, what are YOU doing here?" asked a voice form behind them. They all turned to see Arceus walk towards them.
"We're here to take back Xerneas." said Charmeleon, confidently.
"Sheesh, you guys are so persistent," said Arceus, smirking, "Alright, you can take him back."
"Really?" asked Piplup, smiling.
"Yes, but you may have some trouble taking him away from Mew." said Arceus, walking away.
"Mew? Pshhh, that little thing? We'll have Xerneas back in no time!" exclaimed Venipede
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"Oh Arceus! Run the fuck away!" screamed Xerneas, as he was being carried by Pansear, Pansage, and Panpour.
"You know, you are kinda cute." said Bayleef, nuzzling Xerneas' fur.
"I. WILL. END. YOU." stated Xerneas. Bayleef backed off.
"GIVE ME BACK MY XERNEAS!" screamed Mew, using Metronome and firing off a Hydro Pump.
"Arceus, is she aways like that?" asked Haunter.
"No, usually it's about candy." muttered Xerneas. The campers had taken Xerneas from Mew (by force) but she became enraged and were chasing after them. She had already taken out more than half of them, and were still going after them. The campers had just come out of the mansion doors, and were running towards the gates.
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Venipede, Budew, and Porygon2 had been in the middle of a flamethrower, and all three were on the ground, rolling around painfully.
"My..my bones...holy shit! They hurt...like a bitch..." mumbled Venipede, moaning in pain.
"You..you don't even have...bones...dumbass.." whispered Porygon2.
"Look, Porygon2...I'm..I'm sorry for what happened the other day..." muttered Budew.
"What? You're sorry? I should be the one begging for forgiveness here! I wrongly accused you!" exclaimed Porygon2, coughing.
"Look...I think I know who messed with your brain," said Budew, "I haven't messed with your brain? Alright? There is a chance that your brain malfunctioned due to the water and stuff, but for your brain to malfunction just so that you'll become evil? You have a better chance to just shut down." Porygon2 shuddered as he heard the words.
"Anyways, I believe that Murkrow has somehow planted something into your brain and is trying to control you." continued Budew.
"But...why make me evil?" asked Poryogn2.
"Well, I'm guessing that the 'virus' he planted into you works better when your brain gets heated. In other words, wenever you're embarrassed, angry, nervous, confused, whatever. That's when the 'virus' works best." said Budew.
"So...the only way for me to get better...is to stay calm?" asked Porygon2, thinking hard.
"Yes, but it might be impossible when we're talking about you." said Budew, smirking. Porygon2 laughed and Venipede snickered.
"I've found out that the only way to regain Porygon2's trust is to tell him a reason he's malfunctioning. I AM pretty sure it was Murkrow who did it, but the whole 'virus' thing? Complete lie," said Budew, smirking, "Anyways, the best chance for me to regain Porygon2's trust is to, I guess become...friends with Porygon2? Ugh..I despise that word."
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"The gates! They're just up ahead!" exclaimed Fletchinder.
"YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE!" screamed Mew in rage. She used Metronome again and started hissing.
"Wait...w-what move is she using?" asked Mareep, nervously. Fletchinder's eyes bulged as he realised.
"She's gonna explode!" exclaimed Fletchinder, flapping his wings even harder.
"Actually, she already used Explode-" started Nincada, before being slapped by Bayleef.
"Voltorb using Explode was bad enough. If a legendary tried using it..." muttered Pansage, shuddering.
"AND THAT'S WHY WE RUN INSTEAD OF TALK!" screamed Xerneas, angrily. The group of campers kept on running until thye were at the gate.
"Quick! Open it!" exclaimed Bayleef, nervously.
"It won't budge!" screamed Charmeleon, pulling the gate.
"That's imposssible! Haunter burned himssself on the fence and melted the lock!" exclaimed Ekans, earning a glare form Haunter.
"The gate only opens to a legendary!" screamed Xerneas, nervously.
"Then how did we open it the first...wait, Yveltal was there." said Bayleef, thinking hard.
"Then how come you can't open it?" asked Ekans, arching a brow.
"I could...if I wasn't an Eevee." growled Xerneas, gritting his teeth.
"So you're saying..." started Haunter, his face turning pale.
"...We're doomed." finished Solosis, looking down.
"Come on, guys! Why are you just standing there!?" asked Ditto, pushing the gate open for them. The others just standed there, shocked.
"H-how did you open it?" asked Mareep.
"Well, I push the gate, and it-" started Ditto.
"No one cares! Just go!" yelled Xerneas. Everyone snapped out of it and escapereed through the gates.
"OH NO...YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASIL-" started Mew, before she started beeping and...KABOOOM! The campers were carried away by the explosion and the last thing anyone saw was the ground.
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"What the-where are we?" asked Voltorb.
"We're back on the island." announced Xerneas. Everyone jumped back.
"Arceus, you scared the- wait...you turned back?" asked Pansear. Everyone lookd at Xerneas and saw the reindeer they knew and hated.
"Yeah, I got Arceus to change me back." said Xerneas, smiling deviously.
"By force, I imagine." said Murkrow, smirking.
"Wait...what about the challenge?" asked Bayleef.
"What about it?" asked Yveltal, picking his teeth.
"Well, who won?" asked Bayleef. Xerneas and Yveltal looked at each other and shrugged.
"Well, since you both got Xerneas to the finish line, you both lose!" exclaimed Yveltal.
"What, that's..that's-" screaed Budew, flustered, before being stoped by Yveltal.
"Innovative? New? Interesting? Of course!" hollered Yveltal, "Now. TO THE ELIMINATION!" The campers groaned as they made their way to the elimination ceremony.
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"Now, since both team are at the elimination ceremony, you can vote for someone either on your team or the other team." said Xerneas. The campers looked interested now, actually listening to the hosts.
"You know, now that I think about it, this double elimination could actually work in my favour," said Budew, smirking, "If I get lucky, I could get both Murkrow AND Ekans out. Of course, that would be a miracle..."
"Alright, the votes are in! Let's start the elimination!" exclaimed Yveltal, smirking. The campers now sat nervously, wondering if their names would be called.
"Alright, first people safe are ...Mareep, Bayleef, Charmeleon, Frogadier, Fletchinder, Nincada...sadly, Phantump, and Magnemite."
The eight campers walked up to Yveltal and took their cookies happily...except for Nincada, who glared at him. The others looked even more nervous now.
"Next people safe are...Ditto, Honedge, Servine, Luvdisk, Torchic, Porygon2, Budew, Venipede, Piplup, Ekans, and Murkrow"
The eleven took their cookies. Budew glared at Murkrow, before walking off, thinking to himself.
"Next, safe are...Golbat, Aurorus, Solosis, Deino, Vanillite, Voltorb, Haunter, and Joltik."
It was now down to Lickytung and the three elemental monkeys. Lickytung was nervously licking his hand, while the elemental monkeys were just staring at Yveltal intently, except for Panpour who was sleeping.
"Next person safe..is...Lickytung."
Lickytung sighed and took his cookie with the hand he licked. Yveltal reeled back in disgust.
"Wait...it's down..to us..." mumbled Pansage, nervously.
"Shit. That means only one of us can stay." said Pansear, angrily.
"Okay, guys, whatever happens, know that we'll always stick together." said Pansage, pulling Pansear and Panpour together.
"I...I love you guys. You're my bros." said Pansear, hugging the other two.
"No homo, right?" asked Panpour.
"Wha- of course! Whatever, just..whoever stays in, win it, alright?" said Pansear. The other two nodded...well, Panpour nodded off.
"Alright, the final person safe...is...
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
...Pansage."
Pansage gasped, before getting his cookie. He gloomily went back to his brothers, and sighed.
"Well, I guess this is goodbye..." Pansage mumbled.
"You better win this for us!" exclaimed Pansear, slapping him on the back.
"Yeah, and keep your cool!" said Panpour, smiling.
"Oh boohoo, you guys are getting separated. Whatever, to the cannon!" exclaimed Xerneas. Pansear glared at Xerneas, while dragging along his sleeping brother. They got into the cannon, and they were fired off.
"Well, that's the end of that," said Yveltal, "Get ready for tomorrow's challenge!" The campers glared at him, before shuffling off back to their cabins. Pansage stayed behind, before following the others.
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Yeah, sorry for the shorter chapter today. I'm having a lot of trouble with school, I mean, a test during the first week!? Anyways, I hope you understand that I'll be taking longer to make the chapters, and..yeah!
What will happen to Pansage, when his brothers are gone? What will happen to the alliances? Will any new ones form, or old ones shatter? What will the next challenge be? And WHO will be eliminated next? Find out next time, on TOTAL! POKEMON! ISLAND!
Pansear: PANSAGE BETTER WIN THIS! I SWEAR, IF HE DOESN'T-
Panpour: Um, bro? You okay? Anyways, like...review?