Hello there! This is the author's note.

Wow, I'm writing an author's note…it feels tingly.

Oh, I am Kath Marcoh, Draye's first OC. Tonight I will be authoring because, well how do I put this?

Tonight is that day once a year that every author and character fears. It is the day people like me come out of the shadows.

Tonight is OC night.

OC's get to drink for free this night, and every one you isn't one has top pay extra. Since Draye wasn't in the bar she asked me, her oldest character to tell you what happened that night. So sit back and enjoy because thins only happens once a year.

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I walked into the bar; the noise was about a dull roar at the moment.

Lucky me.

I had come alone, since the other original characters from Red blood didn't feel like coming, still tired from last chapter. I looked around for people I could talk to, I saw Ally. Ally was the main character in Draye's other FMA fiction. I called out her name and walked over to her.

"Hey Ally, having fun?"

"Yah, but that bastard Sam didn't show."

"Guys are like that. Are any other FMA OC here?"

"Well there is Hane from the winged alchemist, Taylor from I love alchemy… no one else though."

"As in cute guy wise?"

"Yep, oh, there is Akuma and Apollo!"

The two other Draye OC walked over; Akuma was from Draye's Naruto fic, while Apollo was from an Artemis one. Apollo was the youngest Draye OC, still learning the ropes.

"Hey ninja."

"Hello alchemist."

Naruto and FMA characters don't get along, at all. FMA used to be the greatest anime out, but Naruto was slowly taking over, and some were sub nosed about it. Aiso was one of them, but Akuma wasn't.

"Hi guys." Apollo smiled.

We ignored her, book characters were weird, I mean look at Drayna. Can't hold her liquor one bit, that's most likely why she wasn't here.

Ally dragged Apollo away, warning her of Akuma and mine 'hot tempers'. Hot tempers my ass.

"So Akuma, having fun?"

"Yah, considering your family didn't show up."

"Same goes for yours, demon."

"Demon? I'm just the container for one; at least I'm not a homunculus."

"Oh really bitch?"

"Nope! It goods to see you!"

"Same Akuma, boy we are getting to be good actors!"

"Yep, oh I want you to meet some friends of mine!"

Akuma grabbed my arm and dragged me to a table. Sitting around it were a few Naruto CO. I could see Kanako (Claws of twilight), Devon (the other uchiha brother), Shadow, and Hikaru (Enlightenment). They were gulping down a mug of beer, well Shadow was sipping slowly.

"Hey guys. This is Kath, she's from Red blood."

Kanako sighed, putting down her glass.

"Listen Akuma, I don't really want to waste time talking, I want to waste time getting drunk."

"I ditto that." Hikaru said with a wide grin.

Shadow sighed, a long, I-cant-believe-I'm-here type sigh.

"Well I could be getting drunk to, but Kath wanted to meet you."

"I did not!"

Kanako growled.

"But it is lovely meeting you. Oh, is that Ronin? I have to go!"

Ronin Takoda had just walked in, Toklata walking in behind him (Pride under the crescent moon)

"I guys!"

"Who are you?"

"Umm, it's me, Kath."

"I don't remember ever meeting you."

Ugh, Ronin was no help. Toklata was smiling happily, not caring that she wasn't supposed to be in the bar.

"Listen Vampire, I not in a good mood, and they are scaring me."

I pointed to the table of Naruto characters; they just stared at me, waiting.

"If you want my help you shouldn't insult me first."

"Well I'm a homunculus, you should fear me."

"A what? Oh, you're from FMA, good for you, puny alchemist."

I growled as the vampire stalked away, dragging his assistant behind him.

No one likes me, good, I like to get drunk with peace and quiet.

"Hey Kath."

"Oh god, not you guys."

Sitting on either side of me were some of Emerald Tiara's OC's. Saturnina and Hilaria; two of the biggest crazies I know.

"Hey Kath."

"Hi Grace, hi Michelle."

"Don't call us that!"

"Fine, so what you up to?"

"Oh nothing, I'm with Eragon and the varden." Saturnina sighed

"And I'm a damsel in distress."

"You're a damsel? Wow you learn something new every day." Saturnina smirked.

"I loathe you."

"Ditto."

I stared, amazed at there Traj-ness.

"So…I heard your story got sappy." Hilaria took a large sip from her bottle

"Only because it was a sappy part, and I have no control over it."

"If I had control I would be a dragon rider." Hilaria sighed

"If I had control I would kill Eragon and Arya."

"If I had control I would kill Ed, he pisses me off."

We stared at each other, a plan forming in our heads.

"We can kill Emerald and Draye, and then write the stories our selves." I snickered.

"Oh yes, that will do nicely." Saturnina chuckled.

"We will have the power!" Hilaria jumped up!

"I say arsenic." I said maniacally.

"Or we could use Avada cadava." Hilaria said.

"I say we misuse Zar'oc."

"That sounds good."

"Yep, so when does the plan start."

"Never, you conniving bitches."

The three of use turned and stared at who was behind us.

It was Emerald and Draye.

"You're not OC's, how did you get in?"

"Both of are OC's in this fic, and in Demy god."

The three of us now knew what we had to do…

"RUN!!!!!"

We ran out of the bar as fast as we could, not looking back.

The next day I was forced to do this, as community service, I hate my author. Don't read her stories, they suck.

"Kath are you done yet!" Draye yelled from the kitchen, where she was eating lime jello.

"Almost, you bitch!"

"Ten more words for that young lady!"

"Fine!"

Here are the ten last words. Please read and review.