Dear Blank

by itsallanoxymoron

A collection of letters to whomever the author pleases. -Humorous, perhaps unintentionally offensive, but mostly crack and OOC abounds. / Currently: Dear Bryke

10. Dear Everyone

Dear everyone,

I'm not dead. Unless, that is, I am dead. You see, it was very unclear.

Sincerely, I'm a walking contradiction motherfuckers!

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Note: Guys. DirecTV has no more Nick. This better change before 2013.