A/N: were almost done. Just a few more after this chap. For those out there with entries, that chap will be your last chance... lol not relli but if you still hav some after that, jus message me and ill hav an extra chap. but the story will be marked complete after the nex chap.

Ill be making my acknowledgements in that chap too so look out for your name.

Submitted by Tornintopeices:

Things I learnt from AWE
1. When you snap a guitar string it's instantly repaired
2. Shrunken heads don't smell
3. Jack Sparrow is capable of pronouncing words and pulling faces that the rest of everyone else finds impossible
4. If you become part of a ship you suddenly develop short term memory loss
5. Even though you were hated enough to be made part of a ship the cell door is left open when there's no one but you in there
6. All dudes with white wigs have keys to your jail cell.
7. Despite the fact you've jumped from ship to ship you still have the dagger you got given in the previous movie
8. Despite the fact most people would be dead, main evil people can walk down staircases slowly while the bit behind them is being blown up
9. Despite the fact he didn't want to give you the ship in the first place Sao-Feng doesn't ask where the ship is or why they don't have it.
10. Falling down a waterfall which is huge will not kill you
11. Despite being stabbed in the heart you cannot die instantaniously if you are a main character.
12. Pirates have no capability to name things creatively.
13. When in doubt, blame someone else.
14. 9 peices of eight needed to release a godess, sounds awfully like Horcruxes. I wonder who Disney is borrowing from?
15. Bootstrap is evil.
16. A broken nose can be cured by just wiggling it around
17. Goats disappear on pirate ships.
18. Jack the Monkey is either super old or supernatural
19. Cutler Beckett gets upset if you blow the figurine of him up with a cannon.
20. Cutler Beckett freezes up when faced with two ships either side of him
21. A ship that explodes up from the water is totally normal for pirates.
22. Actual pistols turn into primative water pistols when wet.
23. Pirates never get tired of pointing guns at each other
24. Double crossing is a sport
25. Dejavu happens a lot in the Carribean
26. No matter how annoyed everyone gets with Jack Sparrow no one can hurt him
27. Becoming Pirate King gives you permission to trade people without their consent
28. Davy Jones can get on land. You just need a load of buckets
29. Barbossa isn't that cruel, he gave Jack rum
30. When you are impaled on a huge thing of wood you will take ages to die
31. It is possible to hit someone on the head with a shovel underneath a wooden floor without being heard.
32. Will can change clothes quicker than a monkey on steroids
33. Pirates always have a spare bandanna handy
34. If you are immortal and ferry the dead around and happen to be called Will Turner it is against the rules not to have a shirt that is at least half open
35. When the fish people loose their fishiness things they all disappear
36. We must consign ourselves to the fact that we will never know precisely how the word 'egregious' came up in conversation.
37. The key the dog holds unlocks everything, from cell doors to The Pirate Code
38. Despite knowing nothing about doors and having only seen it done once and then having a lot of other things to worry about you will still remember precisely what 'Half pin barrel hinges' are and how to remove the cell wall. You will also have a handy bench to use to remove it
39. The longer the film goes on the lower Wills shirt gets
40. Elizabeth is the Grim Reaper. Explains why she doesn't age
41. Despite having probably no treasure, no obvious way of working and a kid both Elizabeth and her kid look very healthy ten years on.

Submitted by Almenel-Miriel:

Animals are smarter than pirates!

Jack really does suffer from mental problems. Somehow it doesn't affect his leadership abilities.

It has never ocuured to the Navy that while the two ships were distracted in the malestrom, they could have tried taking down the other pirates and the Black Pearl.

Making things up as you go helps! As it ALWAYS saves your life.

Jack loves to talk. Doing things at the oppurtune moment is not his thing. Aparently he was waiting for Davy Jones to say more before stabbing the heart. Lesson learned: If you have the heart STAB! No need to let him know and no need to have a philosophical conversation.

Submitted by The Angel's Mask:

While giving birth on an island, you somehow obtain food, water, and new clothes for yourself and the child.

When being made Captain of the Flying Dutchman, You somehow obtain a new set of clothes and a bandana.

Every 'Jack' in the movie enjoys peanuts, including the monkey.

Gibbs loves his teddy bear.

Will's kid looks suspisciously exactly like the singing kid from the beginning of the movie, and himself when he was ten.

Beckett plays with dolls.

Submitted by InsaneIgor:

Ragetti would vote for Pintel

You can still use pistols as clubs if you have wet powder

If you land in the middle of the ocean after coming from Davy Jones Locker, you automatically know where the nearest island that has fresh water on it is

That even though all the other pirates under the curse were freed from it, the monkey remains undead

That there is prejudice against Fish People

That the freshly made pirate lord who is, in fact, female, can be a Pirate KING

That it was not Will's burden to bear

That for what we want most, a cost must be payed

Short people get the heaviest artillery

Mr. Cotton's parrot is a coward

We're still not sure who betrayed who when it came to Calypso and Davy Jones

That what Jack wants most when it comes to the Fountain of Youth is a bottle of rum.

Dogs can be saved from cannibals on a deserted island by sea turtles

Submitted by PirateKnightoftheRings:

A pirate King should have a queen, therefore Will is queen, therefore Jack could be right about somethings on Will.

Will and Jack are distantly related (according to Jack in COTBP).

The Rum is always gone. :(

It's STILL Jack's peanut

201. Maps that are made to roll up can have solid centers that spin.
202. A rolled up mp can have a huge hole in it and not fall apart
203. The large hole is only noticed when the map is unrolled
204. Beckett doesn't fear death. Instead, he welcomes it.
205. You have no idea how much Jack fears death… well we kinda do
206. Excessive Eyeliner--not just for Avril-wannabes, emo kids, or drag queens. Hot pirates can work it too
207. 6 of the 9 pirate lords are stereotypes
208. Barbossa never plays fetch with his hat, Jack does
209. the 9 pieces of 8 are just junk in some pirates cheap pocket
210. When in doubt, throw the teacup.
211. The saying; You have my heart, becomes literal.
212. For once, the rum isn't gone
213. If actually fear death you wound up alive in some form.
214. -Those who don't fear death always die.
215. -If the Captain of the Flying Dutchman gets lazy, he gets tentacles and becomes grumpy.
216. -In sea wars let your two biggest ships settle the whole thing for you and just celebrate on the sideline if you are among the winners.
217. -Tia Dalma can reveal Davy Jones true nature (a handsome old pirate, bring guys from the death but can't let herself out of the Brig.
218. -Lord Beckett is very cruel, he killed had many people and the Kraken killed but can't give any orders when real death faces him, it's just good business.
219. -Elizabeth actually has sexy legs.
220. -Jack Sparrow became great by betraying and stealing from other pirates.
221. Elizabeth has nice legs
222. Monkeys make good cannonballs
223. You have to be crazy for something to work
224. It's ok to slap Gibbs
225. That green flash isn't another epileptic fit, it's a soul returning from the locker
226. Always trade Elizabeth for a ship and crew.
227. No matter what Scarlett and Giselle always comes back to Jack, and they always leaves again.
228. Monkeys can turn on you in a heartbeat.
229. fireworks can be better than explosives
230. If I'm not careful next time I flip over in a canoe/kayak/innertube, I could end up in "the world beyond this one"
231. Governor Swann (may he rest in peace) never grows weary of that ridiculus wig.
232. Will looks damn sexy as Captain of the Flying Dutchman.
233. However, Davy Jones looks better as a squid. He was punching way above his weight with Tia, no wonder she didn't bother showing up
234. Never trust anyone
235. When Calypso grows bigger, the ropes holding her become bigger too
236. Sea turtles are a good conversation starter.
237. Rum is always behind you.
238. The most romantic thing is feeling someone's leg
239. A dog will hold keys for years and won't let go until keith Richards whistles
240. We can always go to Davy Jone's locker and bring back the Titanic.
241. The only thing more attractive than one Jack Sparrow is thirty
242. Keeping your mother's shrunken head on your belt whilst spilling an alcoholic beverage on your bff whos a bit too old to sleep with a teddy bear is totally normal.
243. If your a pirate, it doesnt matter how many times you take a bath in the bath house or take a swim in the ocean, you will ALWAYS be filthy and sweaty
244. Will ended up being a pirate even though he never wanted to be
245. No matter how much you never cry at movies, hearing Barbossa salute Elizabeth as "Mrs. Turner" will make you BAWL.
246. no matter how much you never cry at movies, hearing Pintel say "goodbye Poppet" will make you tear up.
247. You can't be afraid of getting WET!
248. Jack likes peanuts
249. Peanuts haunt you in your dreams
250. Brains can be pulled out of your skull very easily