Spin the bottle?!?!
Naru/Hina, Sasu/ Saku, Ino/Gaa, Ten/ Neji, Shika/ Tem
Well...you can most probably guess what happens in this story. And I forgot how many nights they were suppose to go to camp. Oh yea three so how many nights has it been? And wtf?? It's not even haunted?? Ah meh...I totally failed with that idea so scrap that. I don't know how many days it has been so...I'm just going to make them pack their bags and leave camp. Anywayz...so...ahahahahaha it my 10th chapter...9th if you don't include the A/N -_-. Well...hope you enjoy.=]
Oh yea...anna!! I'm going to use your dare ^.^ in this story too. Well...more like my dare...but...it'll also come out in Ask and Dare Akatsuki!! (you'll see in the next chapter- to ppl who don't know what I'm saying =] hehehe...its sorta perverted=] Anna has a wrong mind!)
Everyone...i have a confession...i don't own Sasuke or Itachi or anyone form Naruto!! Masashi Kishimoto owns them...but I'm just going to steal them for a bit.
(Closest I can get to yaoi fluff-_-)Sasuke was the first to wake. He found himself sprawled across gaara's chest...it felt good, gaara's chest was going up and down and Sasuke could hear gaara's heart beating faintly...but not as good as sakura.(in this story gaara is perfectly mortal...like he sleeps and stuff) Sasuke tried to push the thoughts out of his head by moving his head of gaara's chest. Bad move. Gaara woke up, seeing Sasuke staring at him he was very...?? (can't think of word...so you guys can like pretend the word is there) 'What?'gaara asked.
'Nothing. Don't worry.'
'You think we should wake the others up? Haha...look at Neji...he's foot is in Naruto's face.'
'hn...i guess.' Sasuke replied. They started shaking up everyone, Naruto still lay perfectly still after everyone else had woken up.
'Maybe we could get a bucket of freezing water??' Neji said.
'that would be troublesome but very fun.' Shikamaru agreed.
'I'll get the bucket.' Gaara said.
'WAIT!!' Sasuke shouted. 'he's sleep talking!' Sasuke snickered.
'Mum! No...don't please...Dad! help mum!!...she's dying!' Naruto mumbled.
'...ok...I'm going to get water.' Gaara said. Gaara came back in a moment with a bucket of water in his hand.
'can I pour?' Neji asked.
'sure thing.' Gaara handed the bucket of freezing water over to Neji and Neji started pouring. Instantly Naruto sat up in bed screaming like hulk??
'hahahahahaha.' Everyone started laughing at Naruto.
'that was totally not funny!!' Naruto said.' You guys go the bed all wet!'
'hn...or more like you wet the bed.' Everyone howled with laughter. After everyone calmed down they changed and went downstairs. The girls were already waiting for them, which meant they were really late.
'why are you guys so late?' Temari questioned.
'Naruto had a freezing cold shower in the morning' Shikamaru smirked.
Everyone else fell into a laughing heap.
'shut up!' Naruto said. 'anywayz...we're leaving today...and we haven't packed.'
'so much for ghosts getting us!' Ino shouted at him.
'everyone! After breakfast everyone pack and meet down stairs at 4pm. Thats when we're leaving.' Sakura said.
'anyone up for spin the bottle at 2 pm?' Ino asked?
'count us all in!' gaara shouted.
'um...ok.' Hinata agreed. 'let's go to breakfast'
The kitchen table was set out already by Itachi and Kiba was making breakfast. 'breakfast is dragon intestines in a sandwich.' Itachi stated.
At an instant everyone at the table started puking. 'I was only joking and you guys should seriously work on the stomachs.' Itachi said
'oh my gosh! I know who he reminds me of!' Naruto shouted as he stopped puking ' SAI!!'
'omg! He does!' Sasuke backed him up.
'er...ok...anyways breakfast is cereal with milk. You can also have toast if you want.'said Itachi.
Kiba came in with 20 boxes of different cereal and 5 cartons of milk. He then rushed back into the kitchen and grabbed 12 plates, a toaster, 2 loafs of bread and 10 jars of different jam.
'Anyone think this is a little over the top?' tenten asked.
'YES!' shouted everyone while they helped themselves to cereal and toast. After half an hour everyone was full and Kiba and Itachi started taking the plates away. 'Naruto! Hinata! Wash plates!'
'Hai' they shouted unenergetically.
'Everyone else go pack their bags!' Kiba ordered
'Yes ma'am' they shouted.
'I'm not a woman!'
'Yes...sir?!' they scurried upstairs to their rooms to pack their bags.
Girl's Rooms-
'I need Gaara to help me squish all my used clothes back into my bag!' Ino shouted distressed
'Sighs...want help?' Temari asked as she already had packed.
'w..what...ho..how? how did you pack so fast?' Ino asked as Temari helped her pack her bags.
'easy! Don't bring 20 outfits that you're never going to use!'
'oh...ok' Ino decided to shut up
Hinata was already done and sakura was also having trouble packing her pink luggage bag.
'Like we needed 6 hours to pack!' Hinata said
'Agreed...actually maybe Ino does.' Sakura added
'and you do too forehead!' Ino replied.
Boy's rooms-
'um...anyone seen my underwear?' Naruto asked
'dobe! You can't find your underwear? You're kidding right?' Sasuke said
'teme! Stop calling be dobe because I am not a dobe because I will become hokage because I will surpass every other hokage there ever was because I will train hard.......'
'you don't with blabbing?' gaara asked
'shut up and I did lose my underwear.' Naruto smiled
'its in the toilet bowl.' Neji answered.
'why and how is it in there?!'
'hehe...we put it in?' answered Shikamaru.
'here I'll do you a favour and I'll chuck it in the bin. You won't need it anyways, it had a picture of a froggish thing on it.' Sasuke said
Naruto's mouth dropped open...'you..you mean the one with the green frog?'
'yes?' they replied.
'NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! They was my favourite pair!'
'here, you can always have one of my boxers. You know that boxers are better for you right?' gaara said
'I don't want your boxers!!'
'Fine then! Don't take them!' gaara said
After a few minutes of quarrel, they all packed their bags and went downstairs to the living room.
'Finally!' Temari whooped.
'We had a bit of a problem... Naruto lost his underwear.'
'Lol!!So like Naruto!' every sniggered/giggled
'Let's start spin the bottle!! Wooooohooooooooooo!!' shouted Ino.
'My ears!' whispered gaara.
Kiba and Itachi joined them. Kiba brought along a plastic bottle. (in this spin the bottle, you have to spin twice so the bottle lands on the first person and then it you have to spin it again to make it land on another person)
'I'll start the spinning!' sakura shouted.
'yea...yea...whatever.'
Sakura spun the bottle once. It landed on....*drum rolls* Hinata!!
'um...er...ok...i hope the second person is Naruto!' she said
Sakura spun again. This time it landed on *drum rolls* Hinata again.
'um...am I suppose to like make out with myself or what?'
'haha! You have to kiss yourself!' Naruto laughed.
'such lame jokes' said Neji.
'er...ok...i think I'll spin the bottle again!' sakura spun the bottle gain. This time it landed on...itachi!
'Damn this stupid world!!' Itachi shouted
'wow...that' the greatest amount of emotion I've ever seen you put into your words.' Kiba replied.
'cupboard! Now!' screamed Ino.
The pair of them started walking to the cupboard, which magically appeared there, and Hinata could be seen mouthing sorry to Naruto.
The pair of them walked in and was out before you knew.
Ino and sakura bugged Hinata as she walked out of the cupboard
'Is he a good kisser?'
'Are his lips better than Naruto?'
'have you fallen for him?'
Hinata answered 'yes, maybe and no'
Naruto sighed in relief and Sasuke slapped him on the back.
'Oww! What was that for??' Naruto asked
'I don't know. I felt like it.' Sasuke replied.
'My turn to spin the bottle' Itachi said in a cold voice
'that dude creeps me out' temari shivered
Itachi slowly spins the bottle...it landed on shikamaru
'how troublesome.' Shikamaru sighed
Itachi spun the bottle again, this time it landed on Neji.
'hn...not doing it' neji replied with a straight face
'Bad luck you have to man.' Gaara said.
'i would rather be straight than be gay.' Neji replied
'sure...sure' tenten said as she pushed neji and shikamaru into the cupboard and locked it.
'i'll use byakugan to make sure they kiss.' Hinata said
'nice one' said naruto.
'are leaning closer together...oh...wait they just backed away.' Hinata said
'just get it over and done with' kiba kicked the cupboard.
'FINE!!' yelled neji
'ah they kissed. We should let them out.' Hinata opened the lock and let them out.
'Thank god!!' shikamaru came out panting.
'if you touched him one bit I'll screw up your arrogant face' yelled Temari
'i didn't...actually i did...i kissed him.' Neji replied
'Shut up' temari stalked off to shikamaru.
'hey!! Howa bout make the next one French??' Sakura shouted
'er...no...' said everyone apart from ino.
'CHICKENS!' shouted ino as she did the chicken flapping thing.
'fine!!'they shouted back.
'My turn to spin the bottle' neji shouted.
'Yea...just get on with it.' Said Hinata.
Neji spun the bottle and it landed on tenten. Neji spun it again and it landed on ...temari.
'i am not putting my damn tongue down another womans throat!' temari shouted.
'Calm down...even i'm not that angry...yet.' said tenten
Shikamaru sniggered. 'what are you laughing at?' said temari.
'You're getting kissed...by a girl!' Shikamaru couldn't hold back any more laughter's and bursted onto the floor laughing.
Ino pushed tenten and temari into the cupboard and gaara locked it.
'You're not coming out until i see the tongue!' hinata shouted.
'Yea...Yea...fine.' they shouted.
Inside the cupboard-
'sighs...this is so bad...and its dark' said tenten
'and cold...do you have mints?'
'no.'
Someone kicked the side of the cupboard which meant for them to hurry up.
'It's already 2.30!! Hurry up!' they shouted from outside.
'ok' tenten and temari shouted back.
'ok...let's do this.' They said
Back outside-
'Are they done yet??' asked naruto jumping up and down
'Just wait patiently' sasuke said
'We're done!' they shouted
'Yea they are' neji and hinata said with their byakugan activated.
Neji unlocked the door and let them out.
'Was it good?' ino asked
'Shut up!' temari slapped her on the arm.
Finally done!! Soz for any was like around 6 pages and 1 paragraph on word!! That's alot for me. Sorry for the late update! But...i gave you quite a long chapter! So please thank me by reviewing=]