Documentary Ch.9
Bella is embarassed! and she trips! (A LOT) Ha ha. Clumsy Bella! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! P.S. I am sooooo JACKED up on Caffine right now! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Disclaimer: (ha ha)
I do not own Twilight or clothes brands so there.
Documentary Ch. 9
"This is so Embarrassing"
Class went by slowly. Edward didn't look at me again. In fact, he didn't look anywhere again except the table. I am such an idiot. I hate myself! I hate myself! I hate myself! OUCH! I just kicked the table, now my foot hurts owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Bella winces and bites her lip
Edward looks at Bella, not in an angry way, not in an worried way, but in an interested way
Finally! The bell rang. I can breathe now. Whew. I gathered my stuff up slowly and toddled out of the classroom into the (now) pouring rain. I'm so glad he didn't look at me again. Crap. I spoke too soon.
"Bella."
"…"
"What was that all about!?"
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"Well I do!"
"Leave me alone."
Edward under breath "I wish I could." (Kinda rushed after 2 days don't ya' think? He he)
"Pardon me?"
"Nothing."
I stared at him for like 3 seconds then I turned around and left. No need to dwell on the fact that his face looks like the face of an angel, especially now when he seems kinda stressed out….
Unfortunately for me, he kept up with my stride easily. I turned and then….
Bella is now pigeon-toed and she steps on her shoelace, then she falls, again
"Damn Shoelace!"
"Here." Edward picks up her bag and camera bag and hands it back to her. "You're kinda klutzy, aren't you?"
"What was your first clue?'
"Ha. But I still want to know what went on in there?"
"No."
"Oh, don't do this again!"
"And why not!? We live in a free country don't we? I can say what I like! Second Amendment to the American Constitution, Freedom of Speech!"
"That was the first amendment."
"Oh! Screw it! I'm gonna go and try to kill myself in gym now, goodbye!"
I started running. I was not gonna sit there any longer and be harassed by his greatness. God! I wish I could just…just…. Ouch! Ha Ha, Bella just hit a pole!
My life sucks.
"Bella? You okay?"
Oh thank God that wasn't Edwards voice. Wait, who's voice is it?
"Um. Yea. That kinda happens a lot."
"He he! You're funny!" Kind stranger helps Bella up. Bella was looking down the entire time so she has not yet seen the strangers face
"Thanks. CRAP!"
"HI! I'M ALICE!"
Before me stood Edward's sister. The little pixie like one. She was really short compared to me and she was really bundled up which made her look kinda like a giant snowball. (P.S. Alice is wearing a white beanie, a white long sleeved shirt and a white poofy vest, she is wearing white jeans with those white fuzzy boots. She is also wearing white cotton gloves. Ha! That's why she didn't' feel the odd cold…)
"You already know my name."
"Yea! It's Bella!"
"Ha…ha…."
"Well, better get to class, See ya' around!" Alice waves really sporatically then skips away.
"O…Kaaaayyyy. Odd."
Then I went to class.
(NOW CLASS IS OVER AND BELLA HAS DRIVEN HOME, VROOM! VROOM!)
After I dropped my stuff in my room, I…well I was going to do something dramatic or chivalrous but I really had to pee…after I peed, I went back into my room and put my homework through Charlie's paper shredder! Yay! No homework! NO! No passing grades! Oh well. Ha ha. Gotcha. Okay, so now that my mind is focused and no longer dizzy from getting smacked in the head from dodgeball…Lets start over….
After I dropped my stuff in my room, I went to the bathroom and pulled my hair up into a pony-tail. I went back to my room and tripped on my footrest, nothing new there, then I sat down on (yes, on, not at, on. I really do do these things on purpose. Ha ha, I said 'do do' get it? Ha ha 'do do') my desk, checked my empty inbox and started on my homework. After about 45 minutes I got bored and decided to do the rest later, in the mean-time, better catch up on my "video diary" as Jessica had called it today.
Camera turns on
"Hey! It's Bella! I'm here in my room to tell you about my very eventful day at school. Okay, so first, in Biology while I was sitting next to the epitomy of perfection (ha ha, All American Rejects song) (P.S. that song is Time Stands Still or something like that?) the teacher left the classroom, we talked for like 4 seconds then I started thinking so eventually the teacher comes back in and I get distracted again by Edward's face and BAM! My life ends. I go and I ask him, Boxers? Or Briefs? Oh. My. God. I am such an imbecile! God! But I really can't help it, he's gorgeous….sigh.
Camera turns off
The next 2 days of school went painfully slow because of my embarrassment. (P.S. those 2 days are Wednesday and Thursday). They also went slow because Edward was not at school and I was slowly falling into a routine at home it sucked. But when I got home Thursday afternoon, I had a message waiting for me on the telephone.
Bella clicks the button to listen to the message
"Hi. This message is for Bella. It's Jacob. I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie or something tonight? I'm kinda bored here at home and I would really like to see a movie with you. So…uh…call me back, I'll be here. Bye."
Message Ends
Great. Now Jacob wanted to see a movie. He had been nice the last two times I saw him but something was different about his voice, the inflections seemed to hint at something besides going to the movies with a friend. Great. Now I had to deal with "first crush" Jacob. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown a bra at him? Did that get him thinking something? Did he want to see me in a bra. Eww. Well, now I have to avoid him….
Bella picks up phone and dials
"Hello"-other end of line
"Hi, is Jake there?"
"Yea, hold on."
I imagined elevator music playing.
"Hello?"
"Hi Jake, it's me, Bella."
"HI!"
"hi."
"So, do you wanna go to a movie?" He sounded too eager.
"About that…I have LOADS of homework tonight and I orderdered pizza last night for dinner and I would feel bad about leaving Charlie with sandwiches and I have to get up early and everything so…."
"Oh, I get it. That's okay."
"Okay."
"See you around." Now he sounded dejected. Good. Little punk trying to make a move on me. I was 2 years older anyway. Sheesh.
"Okay. Bye."
"Bye."
Bella hangs up
God. Jake. I didn't even like him. He was just a friend. I wonder what I did to lead him on. Huh.
It was then I realized that I really liked someone else….
Camera turns on, Bella is pacing.
"Okay! So Jacob called today, right. He asked me to go to the movies with him, not as a friend but as a AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Bella trips over her backpack and falls over. Luckily, she lands on her arm, but her arm lands on the lens cap which she has thrown onto the floor. She stands up and realizes that the lens cap is stuck…in her arm.
"Shoot." Pulls lens cap out, some blood
"Double Shoot! I'm bleeding!" Now Bella is holding both her arms above her head (still holding the camera) and is running back and forth in her room screaming…
"I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!"
Camera turns off
Now I was running frantically to the bathroom to wash my arm off. It didn't seem so bad once the blood stopped flowing, but I felt like I was going to throw up the entire time I was washing it out. I hate blood. After examining my arm in the mirror and deciding that besides 3 curved gashes in my arm, I was going to have a bruise in the middle of it, it was already turning a dark purple. How attractive. I sighed and resigned to my room to finish what little homework I had until Charlie came home so I could make dinner, Chicken Cesear Salad sounds good….
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-
"God Damn Alarm Clock."
I got up tiredly, literally rolling to the floor and hitting my back painfully hard. I went through the slow routine of getting ready for school then I left.
But when I got there, I had a present waiting for me.
"Hi Bella."
It didn't sound like he'd forgotten.
"Hi."
"Are you ready to tell me what happened?"
"Not really"
He just looked at me with those big, beautiful eyes….
"Oh, okay."
"Well."
"So, you know I was mad at you and everything. Right. So I was trying to distract myself."
"By thinking of Boxers or Briefs?"
"Uhh…not exactly. I was thinking about the differences between…"
"Boxers and Briefs?"
"NO! Between two guys and their reactions to me and then I started thinking about weather they wore boxers or briefs and if that had an effect."
"…"
"It just slipped out, ok! I wasn't trying to embarrass you. Okay. But when I looked back at you I got distracted by…"
"By what."
"By you."
"…"
"This is so embarrassing."