Hmmm…It has been a long time… Was on a bit of a writing holiday (a long one) but now I'm back.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA.
For Envy: Have you ever read a rated "M" fanfiction with you and Ed?- Super Lucky Tiki Charm
Envy: No… And what does the "M" stand for? Moo? That makes no sense. You humans are weird.
For Envy: Are you surprised that you've been paired with ROY before?- Super Lucky Tiki Charm
Envy: WTF! Wait… Who's Roy?
Stagehand: (whispers)
Envy: OH! That guy! Wait a minute… That 'guy'… WRRRRAAAAGH!!! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SO LUCKY NOW TIKI CHARM!
For Ed: Have you ever been to one of those "I'm fifteen but only 4'11'' inches tall" conventions before? I'm sure you would fit in just fine. -Smirks--Super Lucky Tiki Charm
Ed: (anger marks, and cracks knuckles.) Why-
Envy: Ed. Have you seen Super Lucky Tiki Charm? I'm going to go beat the crap out of it. (Yes it, charms aren't alive)
Ed: Bwahahahahaha! Another person on my list! (stalks off with Envy)
For Havoc: Is there ever a time when you're not smoking?-CrystalMind
Havoc: Actually, I'm not really smoking. It's just in my mouth…
For Havoc: Given what scientific studies have shown about smoking drastically increasing the risk of lung cancer, how long do you expect to live?-CrystalMind
Havoc: Eh well… Lemme check my watch… Hmm… I should die about… Now-(falls over)
For Al: If Ed would let you get a dog instead of a cat would you get
one?- whatever55
Al: NO!!! THE KITTY IS SACRED! HOW DARE YOU SPOIL THE KITTY'S NAME WITH THE THOUGHT OF DOGS! SACRED OH GREAT KITTY! I GIVE MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES FOR THIS QUESTION! OOH!!! KITTY!!!!!
For Ed: How can you be so mean to Al let him get a cat before you are
killed by Envy or did you forget that you are going to die?- whatever55
Ed: I'm not going to die! I'm the main character! The main character NEVER dies!
For Envy: Are you really Ed and Al's brother or did you just tell Ed you were, so you could kill him easer?- whatever55
Stagehand: Err… Envy isn't here. He went off mumbling something about a Tiki Charm…
For Ed: If you actually grew as big as Godzilla, what would you do?- Sapphire225
Ed: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
For Al: How many kittens have you picked off the road?- Sapphire225
Al: Umm, umm… What comes after infinity?
For Roy: Have you ever looked under a girl's skirt or burned it?- Sapphire225
Roy: Eh-Heh-heh! Of course I've looked under a girl's skirt! In fact, I've gone waaaay farther than that! Eh-Heh-Heh! Why I've eve-
Riza: (loads gun)
Roy: Ehh… You probably know what's going to happen…
For Roy: Would you consider yourself a pervert?- Sapphire225
Roy: A pervert! Why how dare you even mention that idea! I'm the complete opposite of a pervert! The girls look at me! Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho! Blah blah blah blah…
For Havoc: I know a girl who wants to date you. Do you accept?
Havoc:!!!!Yes! Yes! Yes!! That's another point for me!! Yess!
For Ed: Will you marry my friend? She thinks you're not at all short and that you're better than the colonel.- Sapphire225
Ed: Really really… Well of course! I'm not short! And obviously I'm better than a certain colonel! But marry? I'll think about it (crosses fingers).
For Riza: Had you ever had to shoot at Hayate again?- Sapphire225
Riza: Nope. But I have had to shoot at the colonel several times again…
For Scar: If you lived here, would you call yourself a bit of a Muslim? (No, I'm not insulting Muslims or anything)- Sapphire225
Scar: A Muslim? What's a Muslim? I'm Ishbalen.
Roy: I'm afraid Scar, you're not.
Scar: What do you mean?
Roy: Well, you see… I AM YOUR FATHER!
Scar: NOOOOOOO!
Question for Trisha, Hohenheim, and Ed: When Al was a baby; do any of you remember having a cat in the house? It's for a...theory...yessums, a theory.-Numdenu
Trisha: A cat? No… Wait a minute! Aren't I dead???
Hoheniem: Er… I'm supposed to be dead too.
Ed:… Why are there dead people here?