(A/N) This one is more humor filled than the others, I got this idea when I was searching through hordes of Akatsuki fics and said 'Damn, Why is there so much Sakura??' That created this idea.

I don't own Naruto

Note: I don't exactly hate Sakura.. But I hate Karin, I will admit that Sakura is better than Karin :P

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A teen sat on a bed, Scribbling away fastly on a sketching pad. She had a look that could kill, Her dark pink eyes blazing behind her long blonde bangs.

"Hehe.. Die" She chuckled out, Looking completely demented. She didn't hear a knock on her door, Since she was so caught up in her sketching.

"Seirye?" Asked a voice unsure as the door cracked open, She didn't move nor reply. The man stared at her "Uh.. Seirye?"

"Hmm..?" She asked still scribbling away, Not bothering to look at whom went into her room.

"What're you doing?" The man asked, Finally causing her to look up at him. Seirye smirked at Kisame.

"Drawin'" She replied looking back to her drawing, Kisame walked over to the bed. He leaned to peek over her shoulder.

"Drawing what?" The teen rolled her eyes.

"Kisame, Stop being so nosy" She laughed out, pressing the pad against her chest. Kisame frowned at her, Seirye chuckled "You look so cute!" Kisame was taken aback, Never did any woman call him.. cute "Well.. You really wanna know?"

Kisame nodded "Uh.. Yea" Seirye pulled out her pad, Kisame sat beside of her as he grabbed it. "Isn't that..?"

"Yep! I was drawing ways of how I could kill Sakura" Seirye got a dark glint in her eyes, Kisame looked at her briefly before flipping through all the pages.

"..Wow.. you're really.. Creative?" Kisame let out as he looked at her, Seirye chuckled "I just get these ideas out of nowhere! It's like.. I see a spoon then get an image of gouging someone's eyes out! I just turned that someone into Sakura"

". . ." Kisame watched her blankly, Wondering how long she has been crazy "You belong in the Akatsuki" He said laughing, Seirye smiled.

"That's why I'm here, Isn't it?" Seirye said happily, She then blinked "Hey so.. Did you need something?" She asked looking at him curiously, Kisame frowned in thought.

"Ah yea.. Leader-sama said he needs to talk to you"

"Oh Shit"

"What?" Kisame asked wondering for her look of fear.

"I'm pregnant"

"WHAT?!"

Seirye looked at him with shock "I didn't even know I was pregnant!!" Kisame stared at her quietly, He mumbled a 'Huh?' "Deidara told me when if someone ever says that.. It's because one of the two pregnant, And since Pein isn't a chick.. I'M PREGNANT!!"

Kisame face palmed, Deidara was such a prick. He knew Seirye was crazy and would believe almost anything "Seirye, Have you er.. done it?"

"Done what?"

"It"

"..What?

"IT"

"What's it?"

"Sex!" Kisame roared, Seirye looked at him and laughed. He frowned at her.

"I know what it is! I was just messin' with ya. You know, Some chick could so get that the wrong way" She smirked "And no, I have not done it"

Kisame sighed, Cursing her for playing stupid so much "Anyway, I think it's about a mission"

"I want to though" Seirye mumbled.

Kisame looked at her "What? The mission?"

Seriye looked to him "No! It!"

"It?"

Seirye frowned "Don't tell me you forgot!" Kisame caught on quickly.

"Oh! It!" Kisame frowned as he looked down at her cute innocent face "..With who?"

Seirye blushed and looked away, She mumbled something. Kisame couldn't hear it.

"What?" He saw as she looked up at him, A blush staining her cheeks.

"You..." She said softly.

". . ." There was a long silence.

"..M-Me?"

"Yes, You" Seirye said sitting up, She grabbed his shoulders "And I want to NOW"

"Now?!"

"Yes! Now!"

"B-But..Wait!" He pushed her slightly back, Causing her to frown sadly "Really? Are you sure?"

Seirye blushed as she nodded "Yea.. I really want to.. and I want to do it with you"

Kisame stared at her in shock, Why him? Why did she want him? He was the least attractive one in Akatsuki, Hell the two toned carnivore was ten times better looking than he was.

Kisame was snapped from his thoughts as lips landed on his own, He looked to Seirye's heated face. She wrapped her arms around his neck, He could tell she was inexperienced. Probably because of her attitude.

Just as Kisame was starting to move his lips along with hers, She pulled back suddenly. She walked to the door, She looked over her shoulder at the confused Kisame.

"You know, It can mean so many different things" She laughed out as she walked out of her room, Leaving Kisame on her bed.

Kisame turned his gaze to the ceiling as he touched his lips, He began laughing "Yes, It can"

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(A/N) How was it? ..Is this the first drabble that contained actual lip touching?? O.O Wow, I surprise even myself.. Anyway, Thanks for reading!!