Once again, time for another round of insanity!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, or anything that is mentioned in this list. I also do not own the Skippy's List, from which I DID draw a lot of inspiration. I'd also like to thank my friends who helped me greatly with ideas for this. Thanks Prussia, Belarus, Latvia, and Italy! Germany too, but not till later.

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The List

29. No, the pants are not optional.

"America, what the hell?"

The Nation shrugged, rubbing an eye as he looked up at Germany. "The hell what?"

"Where are your pants?"

He shook his head. "I'm not even sure where I am," he offered. "You mean they aren't optional when hungover?"

"No!"

30. Canada is not a ninja, we just keep losing track up him.

"You know, I think I've figured my brother out!"

Prussia blinked as he looked over at the younger nation, who was grinning as he held up a finger. "Figured what out?"he asked warily. Both of the North American Brothers were his friends, and his affection for both was well known. Still, America was a nut, and he was understandably alert.

America nodded to himself. "Canada, is a Ninja. A hard-core Ninja who is planning my messy demise from the shadows!"

Prussia blinked slowly, then hid an evil grin behind a hand. "Yeah, you're completely right America. It's a good thing you figured it out."

"Figured it out?"

"Yeah, he's waiting for you to do something completely stupid, so he was a reason to kill you during the year of 2012, thus bringing upon the end of days. But now you know," he exclaimed, placing a hand on the younger nation's shoulder. "And now that you know, you can defend yourself from him!"

America's eyes were wide as he looked up at the Prussian. "How? I don't wanna be the reason the world ends!"

"Every time you see Canada, you have to let him know that you see him, that you know he is there," he instructed, grinning again. :Do that until 2013, and you'll be safe!"

31. Do not convince France to attempt to shave with fire again. Ever.

"Are you sure about this America?"

The younger Nation grinned as he held up the lighter and aerosol can. "Trust me, do this in front of the other Nations, and they will be falling over themselves for ya!"

France hesitated, watching as America lit the lighter, and used the can to spray a quick burst of flame over his chin, crisping away the baby-fine hairs. "Are you sure it's safe?"

"Just don't spray it for more than two seconds."

The older blond bit his lip for a second before his libido got the better of him. Nodding, he took the tools to his next lay from the American. Sadly, when he tried it the next day, he had forgotten two things. One, he had a lot more hair on his chin than America did. And two, he held it for more than two seconds.

"France, I'm so sorry man."

The European glared over the bandages, "Did I at least get compliments on my insanity?"

Alfred's eyes flickered. "Err, yeah you did. Though you may not want this one."

"Who?"

"Well, it was the Soviet's. They were very impressed."

"Dare I ask which ones?"

A sigh. "Russia, and Estonia. And Belarus just thought we should pull the plug on you."

"...merde."

32. Must not get Russia a subscription to gay porn.

The North American's eyes gleamed evilly from behind his glasses, illuminated by the glow of the computer in the dark room. An evil giggle drifted through the air as link after link were selected. "the morning will be fun..."

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America sighed as he leaned back on the couch in the rec room, soda can in hand. It had been a long, boring day in the UN, even though they had gotten a surprisingly large amount done for the session. It had helped that Russia was late today. Without him, he had less of a reason to start fights, so it had gone smoothly.

The doors suddenly slammed open. America blinked. "Huh, speak of the Devil, and he appears," he remarked as Russia marched into the room. "So, why were you late today?" he asked, taking a sip of his soda.

"You know vhy I was late," Russia growled, eyes dark as he grabbed a fistful of America's jacket and lifted him straight up out of the couch. "Vhy did you send me all zhat, flith? Did you think it zas funny?"

"Send you what? I wouldn't give you the time of day!"

Russia sneered as he shook the younger Nation. "You will erase these things from mine computer, and then you will pay for the damages!"

"I didn't do anything!"

England frowned as Russia dragged his brother away. "What did America do? He was with me last night."

An evil giggle. "that's what he gets for forgetting me all the time."

"Canada? I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

"...you're next on my list."

Hope you guys like this! Don't expect more for a few weeks, Otakon is coming up in ten days, so I'm gonna be useless till it's over.