Part 10

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Lori: * walks in and sees Wufei* Oh my god! What happened?!

Quatre: Well . . . I put some uppers, vodka, alcohol, downers, and speed in his tea. Now look at the results!

Lori: That was mean . . .

Trowa: Oh come on!

Lori: Man, what am I thinking, this is Wufei we're talking about here! *laughs with Trowa and Quatre* Hey, hey I have an idea!

Quatre: what?

Lori: *grins* Let's burry him!

Trowa: yea!

Quatre; okay!

Lori, Q, and T: *drag Wufei outside and begins to dig a hole*

Lori: *kicks Wufei into the hole*

Q and T: *fill in the hole*

Heero and Duo: *come outside*

Duo: Where's Wu Wu?

Quatre and Trowa: *whistles innocently*

Heero: Where is he?

Lori: *grins* WE BURRIED HIM!

Duo: Damn, why didn't you ask me to help?

Trowa: *shrugs* We were in too much of a hurry.

Heero: I hear yah.

*That night*

Lori: *cooking*

Wufei: *suddenly comes in covered in dirt from head to toe*

Duo: AHH! IT'S THE DIRTY MAN! *runs out the room*

G-Boys and Lori: *just sits where they are*

Trowa: Hi Wufei.

Wufei: *growls*

The rest: *falls on the floor laughing*

Wufei: *attempts to run and kill them, but trips and breaks his leg* DAMNIT!

Lori: *laughs harder*

Duo: *runs back in with a bucket full of dirty with snakes in it and pours it on Wufei*

Wufei: *snake bites his ass* AHH! *pulls down his pants to reveal his snake boxers with a snake tongue in the "you know where" area.*

G-boys and Lori: *shocked* oh my god . . .

Wufei: *blushes*

Duo: EWWW WUFEI! THAT'S . . .

Wufei: I KNOW! *snakes bites his "you know what"* HOLY SHIT! OUCH!

G-boys and Lori: *laugh*

Lori: serves you right for having a snake in the wrong place.

Wufei: SHUT UP! *yanks the snake off him* Maxwell! *about to kill Duo*

Lori: *pulls out a 84 silencer*

Wufei: What the?!

Lori: Hey, you took my sword and threw it away. YOU drove me to these circumstances. Thank Heero for the gun.

Heero: *grins with shiny sparkle on his teeth*

Trowa: *rolls eyes* oh brother.

Lori: *smiles* Take another step and you and your cocky snakes will burn in hell*

Wufei: *growls and attempts to run out the room*

[AUTHORS NOTE: this upcoming part is from the Eminem song 'Kim' on his Marshall Mathers LP album just if you're wondering.

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Lori: Hey, where you going? Get back here. You can't run, it's just us, no one else. You're only making this harder on yourself. Ha ha gotcha.

Wufei: Auggh!

Lori: Ya, yell. Here, I'll scream with you. AUGH SOMEBODY HELP! ! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you. Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you.

Wufei: damn you . . . *slides out the room on the floor*

Lori: Why, thank you. . .

Duo: 8whisoers to Heero* that was cool . . .

Heero: *whispers back* Yea, how does she do it?

Lori: well my dear friends, it is quite simple. Do you listen to Eminem?

G-Boys: *questioning looks except for Trowa*

Lori: Marshall Mathers?

G-Boys: *again, questioning looks except for Trowa*

Lori: *rolls eyes* What the hell is wrong with you people?! I mean, even Rosa Parks who's still living today knows about Eminem!

Heero: That bitch is still alive?!

[AUTHOR'S NOTE: I personally hadn't planned on putting that crack about Rosa parks in this story. A friend got it from the barber shop movie and asked me to put it there. I'm sorry if I offended anyone in anyway.

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Trowa: yeah

Duo: Man, all that lady did was sit her damned excuse for an ass on a bus!

Quatre: That's harsh . . .

Lori: *rolls eyes* Have you ever heard of Slim Shady?

Trowa: Yea, I have all of his cd's.

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Oh, yes. A cliff hanger! The more reviews, the sooner I post before I leave for the summer! ^_^ so ja ne for now!