I xxxDreamingflowerxxx, will welcome my faithful readers to the wedding special of A Shakugan no Shana III Final Parody. Again thank you readers and reviewers let's keep this story going, since I can't write without you guys.
Marchosias: HAHAHAHAHA, hey wait, why am I not in this chapter?
Me: Because this chapter describes how Yuji and Shana's wedding went so it's pretty obvious why you're not in it.
Margery: Come on Marco, at least I can have a small break and drink some beer.
Marchosias: HAHAHAHA but you drink all the time my beloved goblet Margery Daw! Ouch!
Margery: Shut up! Baka Marco!
Me: Guys, the disclaimer please.
Margery and Marchosias: Oh yeah, xxxDreamingflowerxxx doesn't own Shakugan no Shana, who knows what would have happen to the story if she did.
Me: WHAT?
Wedding Special
Chigusa's POV
I was spending my day like I normally do; cleaning, working in the garden and any other housekeeping job there is. My son still hasn't visited me. Talk about being an ungrateful and heartless son. I'll hope that he at least threats Shana-chan well and if he doesn't show up when his brother is born he's going to get it. Family is more important than being the leader of some organization. I was about to have something to eat when I heard the doorbell.
"I wonder who that is, Kantarou-san won't be back for a few months and Wilhelmina must be busy with her own things."
I opened the door to see who the visitor was.
"Are you Sakai Chigusa?"
"Yes I am."
"I have a package for you Mrs. I'll hope you have a good day."
I waved the mailman goodbye and closed the door. I wonder who send it and what the content is. I walked to the living room and took a seat.
"The sender is, Yu-chan? After all those months he finally decides to contact me?
I opened the package and I found a letter with a DVD, is this some kind of video message? I guess it's better to read the letter first.
For my lovely mother,
How have you been? I am very sorry that I wasn't able to contact sooner or pay a visit, but I've been very busy since I became Bal Masqué's leader, so I hope that this letter will be enough and don't worry, if I have time I'll come to visit you. Most of the preparations are finished and I am sure that by the time you're reading this I'll be busy with completing the 2nd step of the grand order. Shana and Alastor are fine. Shana has to get used to her new live. I've tried my best to make her happy and I want you also to inform that she's now officially part of our family. YUP WE'RE MARRIED AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT SHE'S OFICIALLY MY WIFE NOW! I wish you were able to come, but that wouldn't be safe so that's why I've send you this letter with the DVD. Don't worry about the quality; I've assigned the best Tomgara to montage it. I wish you the best and I hope I'll get a healthy little brother.
With love,
Your son Yuji
"Seems like Yu-chan is really rushing things and it was only Christmas when he decided to date her. To marry Shana-chan a few months after that, he could at least inform me that he was planning to marry her. At least he's thoughtful enough to put it on a DVD."
I inserted the DVD in the DVD player and started to watch.
Yuji's POV
"This is the best moment of my life." I said with a big smile on my face.
Shana started at me with eyes as if she's staring at some crazy person. "Yuji your smile is scaring me, are you alright?"
"Of course I'm alright, no day could be better than our wedding day, except for the day our children will be born. That would be the happiest day of my life."
"… eh… I wonder what kinds of food there will be."
"Sakai Yuji, aren't you supposed to wait for Shana at the altar?"
"That's human tradition Alastor and since you're… a talking pendant whose existence is residing in Shana, there won't be anyone to walk with her and I don't want her to walk alone."
"But you had a human live until recently."
"So? I still don't want to see my lovely wife walking alone to the altar. Now let's go."
Normal POV
"~Mean mean mean Sairei no Hebi, he's heartless and cold and mean mean mean. *snif snif* My. My instrument Waahaaa.~"
"Rofocale shut up, there's not one moment were I regret destroying your instrument!"
Every member from Bal Masqué has gathered to witness this special occasion of their commander. It's not like you can see your commander getting married every day and of course everyone is in a party mood, except for Rofocale, Phirsyon and of course Hecate."
-_- "Stop lying, it's the first time I've been at a party."
Bel Peol is stuffing herself full with alcohol and food, Ribersal and his friends are discussing this evenings program, which is kinda useless since a wedding doesn't have a program at all, Dantalion and Domino are checking the music list, seems like those two are really eager to go all out and Sabrac is trying to get his tux right. I have to admit trying to image the guys in a tux and the women in an elegant dress, except for Phirsyon, who's wearing its usual clothes in a different color and Hecate who's not even bothering in changing, is very funny. Oh and let's not forget about Sydonay hehehe…
"*sniff* this *sniff* day *sniff* is *sniff* is beautiful *sniff* the day were two people who love each other with all their hearts *sniff*and are finally able to make their vows eternal *sniff sniff*, they'll be able to spent time with each other for eternity, have a lot of happy memories and tell everyday how much they love each other…"
"Sydonay, for the last time you and Hecate well never be together got that*hick*."
"YOU'RE LYING YOU'RE LYING YOU'RE LYING YOU'RE LYING! WE'RE THE PERFECT MATCH! WE'RE MENT TO BE TOGETHER! WE'RE MENT TO BE TOGETHER! SO STOP SAYING THOSE THINGS YOU MEAN OLD HAG!"
-_- "Stop with annoying me you hentai Jiji, I prefer listening to Rofocale's songs than having to listen to your stupid love speeches and for the last time I am not yours. Now start with the wedding already."
"… My… cute… Itadaki no Kura Hecate-chan… called me… and old… pervert… WAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA! My Hecate-chan *sniff sniff* How can you say that about us Waaahaaaa! *sniff* we're here *sniff* gathered *sniff * together *sniff* for *sniff* these two *sniff* to *sniff spent their lives *sniff* !..."
Everyone was looking at Sydonay with confused eyes. How the hell are they supposed to continue when the priest is crying and unintelligible? Shana was speechless with Sydonay's behavior.
"I should have been used to this already, but I am still surprised with all the idiots that represent Bal Masqué. I can't believe that this is the Bal Masqué that's feared by Outlaw. Yuji I don't think this was a good idea after all."
"Nonsense, Sydonay speak clearer! We can't understand a word you say how are we supposed to continue?"
"Just skip to the vows already! *sniff*"
Yuji turned to face Shana, with eyes full of passion and love he took one deep breath before he started; "Shana, when I first met you I thought you were an angel descended from the sky, at the beginning I thought that all these feelings were all lust to have your body. I couldn't stop thinking about your cute small body, your flat chest, those pink lips that are begging to be kissed and your cute blush when you're embarrassed, your warm, soft skin, that long silky hair and your scent that makes my brain go completely blank and strengthens my craving for you. Days passed and my love and craving for you grew stronger, we've been through so much together and our bond got stronger too. I'll never forget the first time you said Urusai to me, it sounded like music to me…
2 hours later…
Now that I finally realized how much I love you I don't want to let you go, I refuse to share you with anyone, your body belongs to me and only me, I am the only one who can see your cute sleeping face, the noises you make in your sleep, your smile, or the face that you put when you eat melon pan and your sweet kisses. I am so happy that I'm able to spend the rest of my existence with you and I'll make sure that you'll be happy and receive enough love."
"*snore*YAWN… Huh? What are you done, finally?" Sydonay asked with a yawn and a hint of embarrassment on his face.
Most of the Tomogara had fell asleep by the time Yuji finally finished his super long speech, even Shana was struggling with staying awake. Yuji looked a bit irritated when he noticed that not only Sydonay fell asleep.
"… just continue."
"Oh yes, princess your turn."
"Uhh *snore* Wha? Oh yeah my turn uhm, Yuji I like you as much as melon pan, video games, manga and anime… maybe I like you a bit more than those, even though in the beginning you were annoying the crap out of me and I saw you as an annoying Mystes/ Torch, who couldn't do anything wrong. Now I know you're worth more than that, if only you smelled like melon pan."
"Shana if he did, then you wouldn't able to concentrate on anything."
"You think so Alastor?"
"Thrust me on this one, I know for sure and instead of helping the balance you'd be more pushing the world to oblivion."
"~WAAAHAAA MY INSTRUMENT I WANT IT BACK, STUPID GOD STOP BEING SELFISH *sniff sniff* I WANNA SING SING TO CUTE CHILDREN AND PHIRSYON-CHAN *sniff sniff*~"
"$*&#%! NOOOO FUCKING BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT MY SOUL GET SUCKED OUT AGAIN SOMEONE HELP ME! "
"You little…! How dare you to bring Phirsyon back to her state! Have you got any idea how long it took us to make her talk and act like a normal Tomogara! You're going to get it now!" Ribersal snaps as he and his friends ran towards Rofocale and started beating him to pulp. Soon a small fight broke out and some other Tomogara joined the Rofocale beating.
Shana's POV
… I can't believe my eyes, some of the most feared Tomogara are fighting in front of me because of something stupid… and other joined for fun… I looked at Yuji, he looked like he was trying to keep his head cool, but I am sure everyone could see that he's really angry.
"Is this the way Bal Masqué celebrates?" Alastor wondered.
And so the mess continues; Ribersal, Stolas, Purson and some other Tomogara kept beating Rofocale up, Bel Peal looked even more drunk than the Chōshi no Yomite normally is, Sydonay keeps complaining and crying about the Itadaki no Kura, while she's glaring at him with an expression of killing intent. Kaijin Saburaku, Sabrac is just staring like an idiot at something while he talks about his boring past and the Tantankyūkyū Dantalion is just screaming as the mad scientist that he is and pinching Domino again with a big metal pincer.
"SILENCE EVERYONE! I WON'T ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO RUIN THIS JOYFUL DAY OF MINE AND IF ANY OF YOU IS GOING TO INTERUPT US AGAIN YOU'LL REGRET IT!"
The crowd got quiet and I could see their faces turning pale except for the once who belong in a madhouse.
"I am asleep for a thousand years and the world has gone insane, I can't believe this is the same Bal Masqué that I created ages ago, their pride, dignity and respect is completely gone. It's more like a circus than a Tomogara organization."
I looked at Yuji surprised… so his alter ego is awake? "How long have you been listening to this all?"
"I heard everything, remember that Sakai Yuji and I are one I can hear what he hears ."
"… It feels like I am marrying two persons…"
"Don't be silly Shana, he's my alter ego, conscience or whatever you can call it, but we're still the same body. Now Sydonay stop with your crying and continue or I'll make sure you won't be able to have a conversation with the priestess ever again."
"… Commander I'd be very glad if you are able to look the general away in a closet were I won't have to see or hear him ever again. You'll also be allowed to eat my favorite dessert"
Sydonay's POV
"This *sniff* I'll *sniff make sure to please my commander and get my cute Hecate-chan's heart."
-_- "Get away from me you disgusting hentai jiji, you're making me sick."
I felt my heart shatter again when she said those words again. No matter how many times she says it, it still feels like it's the first time she's saying it.
"… You called me *sniff sniff*Uhhhh *sob sob* Hecate-chan *sob sob* you… *sob*
"START ALREADY YOU IDIOT! I DIDN'T MADE YOU THE PRIEST SO YOU CAN CRY ON MY WEDDING!"
"!"
"NOT AGAIN! SPEAK CLEARLY STUPID GENERAL WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAY. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS AND THE ONLY THING I WILL REMEMBER IS YOUR COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRIESTESS. DON'T BE SUCH A WIMP PLUS IT'S OBVIOUS SHE HATES YOU! JUST GET OVER WITH THIS AND FINNISH THIS WEDDING…"
"SCREW THIS! I DECLARE YOU TWO AS HUSBAND AND WIFE JUST KISS THE PRINCESS ALREADY!"
I closed the book and took my leave I am sick of everyone thinking they know better than me… I am out of here.
Shana's POV
I stared confused at Senpen Sydonay as he stormed out of the room crying, but before I could realize what he said Yuji grabbed my head and started to kiss me passionately. Even after 2 minutes he didn't stop.
"HMPFFBLE!"
I… can't breathe… need air… suffocating… For some reason I was still able to hear the voices from everyone, not that I could tell who those voices belong to.
"Uhm guys you think the princess is fine?"
"I don't know she's starting to look a bit pale."
"Stop it Sakai Yuji can't you see you're suffocating her!"
I finally felt like I was able to get some air, but I felt dizzy and I can't get my thought together.
"Shana! I am so sorry, don't worry I'll help you."
*slap* "I wasn't unconscious and you have some nerve to use CPR as an excuse to kiss me after what happened!"
"I don't need an excuse to kiss you my love you're my wife now so I can kiss you as many times as I want. Not let's go to the wedding reception."
He picked me up in bridal style and left the room.
Yuji's POV
"We're now finally married I am so happy. After the grand order is finally finished we'll be able to go to our honeymoon, I already have an idea where we should go. Maybe you should get a job as an assassin or something. In a year we can have children. I can't wait for the day that I'll hear that I am going to be a daddy."
"You know Yuji there's no need to rush… I mean there are a lot of other things that we can do."
"But I want children as soon as possible."
"… WHAT? BUT… BUT… I AM NOT READY! I have too much to learn about social affairs… I can't even cook and I'll never be able to! I am not that good at house holding either. I always got scolded by my grandma!"
"But doesn't she scold everyone? No matter if you do it right or not."
"Nice going Alastor."
"You're welcome."
"Don't worry about that Shana we'll have maids for that. Plus it's a common fact that Flame Haze suck at cooking and other house holding affairs."
"Be happy that you don't know the whole story Sakai Yuji."
"Shana everyone will be nervous when they have their first child, don't worry I'll help you that's what family is for."
"But you don't look nervous at all! Alastor say something!"
"It's not an easy task raising a child; they need a lot of attention and since yours won't be human, I am sure it'll be even more troublesome. They also cry a lot you'll hardly have any sleep. When we found Shana Wilhelmina had already troubles with her and she was about 5 years old."
"But wasn't Shana human back then and she was not a baby?"
"… But it was still a troublesome task! Try to imagine how she would be if she was younger! I can still hear Shiro screaming and complaining about Shana making everything that's white dirty!"
"Isn't that normal of course raising a kid will be that hard, but if I am able to chance this world then I am sure that having children won't be that hard."
"Let's talk about melon pan or something else… that's much more comfortable to talk about. Right, Alastor?"
"You have that first dance thingy right?"
"Uhm can we skip that please?"
I looked at her with a surprised face; "Why shouldn't we? It's the first thing we'll have to do as newlyweds."
"I can't dance."
"Don't be shy I'm here with you."
I dragged Shana to the middle of the room. Shana started to look around her.
"How come most of the Tomogara are only standing and watching us? Except for the Tantankyūkyū, Domino and that Dracula lookalike Mammon… they are horrible dancers I have to admit. Wait is he dancing in front of a mirror?"
"Mammon is Dracula… only he doesn't look that old and has a love for himself instead of women. SO yeah he's dancing with himself I would advise you to not stare at him for so long, you might see some unpleasant things. I still can't get that scene where I saw him touching himself out of my head. It was so horrifying. As for the other Tomogara you should know that most of them are male. If they'd dance it'll look like they're gay."
"What about the few women who are present?"
I started to look around the room; Bel Peol was still stuffing herself full with food and alcohol, I think she can't be reasoned with anymore, Hecate was looking like a scary robot like always, Lerajie was standing somewhere with some voodoo dolls having an evil look on her face and Phirsyon is a genderless damaged Tomogara.
"I don't think it will be a good idea if they dance. Since they have messed up personalities, it might cause bloodshed."
"I still refuse to dance!"
"Come on it won't be that bad I promise."
I tried to get Shana to dance, but she's really persistent.
"Come on Shana have you got any idea how embarrassing this is?"
"I really can't dance and I am sure that no one is paying attention!"
Upon the struggling Shana accidently bumped against the table and as result Bel Peol's clothes were drenched with beer.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DRESS! YOU' LL PAY FOR THIS!"
We immediately ducked when she threw a bottle of wine at us, but Ribersal and some other Tomogara behind us were hit.
"Watch where you're throwing slut! You're not getting away with this!"
His aim missed just a few inches and instead of Bel Peol Hecate got hit. This is going to be disastrous.
"Uh oh… uhm sorry?"
-_- "… You will pay!"
She took a plate and some knifes and threw them, Ribersal evaded and another Tomogara got hit. And before I knew it drink and food were flying all over the place. Some Tomogara started to fight again, Dantalion threw his crazy inventions, I saw blood all around Hecate when she was strangling Ribersal, Bel Peol threw glasses and cursed at everyone, I saw Lamies trying to protect his art that he brought with him and Mammon was trying to protect himself from getting dirty…
Shana and I stood there for a while watching the food fight and slaughter.
"Well at least I don't have to dance and the crowd is finally paying attention at something else."
"… … …" I need to keep my cool, I won't blow up anything again… must… not… destroy…
Normal POV
*BOOM!* The explosion caused by Yuji made every Tomogara halt their actions and tremble in fear for their leader. Everything was a mess and Yuji walked out angry while dragging Shana with him.
"Well that party was… uhm unique. I've never seen so many drunken, scarred and twisted Tomogara in my whole existence. They even started a food fight for a silly reason." Alastor sweat dropped.
Shana looked behind her to watch every Tomogara unconscious scattered in the room
"Shall I stop filming?"
Suddenly all the other Tomogara woke up and jumped towards the camera; "DECARABIA! TURN THAT THING OFF THIS INSTANT AND ERASE EVERYTHING THAT'S ON IT! OR WE'LL MAKE YOU LIVE A LIVING HELL!"
Shana's POV
I looked up at Yuji; he hasn't said a thing since we left the room. I wonder how mad he is.
"Uhm Yuji, are you okay?"
He stopped walking and turned to me. He stared at me for a few seconds before he started to hug me.
"We're finally alone, I am so happy."
So far his anger I guess. He started to kiss me and I fell on the bed… I have a feeling that this scene is kinda familiar.
"Mphf Yuji mphf, can you please let go of me?"
He started to kiss my neck and touch me. "For this night Shana I won't let go, I'll give you all the love that I have."
"I don't want this… please I am not ready."
"You shouldn't complain Shana this is not your first time and this is the last time I can be with you, before I have to leave to complete step two of the grand order. This is my parting gift to you."
Again my brain got stuck… so the same thing as a few chapters ago will happen again… and the author says that people…
"HEEEEEE…!" Before I could finish I was interrupted by Yuji's kiss."
Chigusa's POV
I stared at the TV screen for a while, that was kinda surprising.
"The wedding may have been close to being a failure, but that's no reason for him not to invite his mother… when he gets back I am going to educate him properly about manners! I wonder if I should send him to the dungeon again as punishment… or should I use a new method?"
I looked at the letter again… didn't Yu-chan said that the Tomogara would montage the DVD and how did those fights and private scenes appear on the DVD is Yu-chan even aware of that?
A: HAHAHAHAHA Yeah they did, but there isn't any Tomogara in Bal Masqué that has experience with editing and cutting scenes, so instead of cutting out all the embarrassing scenes they mixed the DVD up with one of the surveillance cameras! They don't even have talent working with that hahahaha! IDIOTS HAHAHAHA!
"I wonder if Caramel-san received a DVD of the wedding too."
Wilhelmina's POV
"… This… is… –De arimasu…"
"Shocked event."
I stared at the television for hours. –De arimasu. Until I stood up and went to the kitchen, I opened one of the drawers and took out a knife. –De arimasuka.
"I am going to kill that Mystes! –De arimasu. Screw the fact that he became a god! –De arimasen."
"Instant kill."
And that was the wedding chapter guys! You liked it? I hope you do, because I was pretty much stuck on this one.
Shana: You really have nothing better to do?
Me: My sis was begging me to write this and some friends of mine were also asking me to write it. I can't refuse their please.
Yuji: But isn't that kinda like the Sairei no Hebi with the Tomogara?
Me: Nope I am no Santa for Tomogara or my readers and I take my time, plus I am not surrounded by idiots and I am also selfish. ;D
Sairei no Hebi: You will pay if you say that again.
Me: Okay BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA! :D
Sairei no Hebi: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Me: MAKE ME!
Rebecca: Can you please hurry and write to next chapter I want to read the parts were I appear.
Me: If you can restrain mister snake here then yes I will.
Sairei no Hebi: I am going to kill you!
Me: Well good luck with that.
Alastor: Till next time everyone and don't forget to leave a review.