49 Crap Dates And 1 Damn Well Good One- Chapter 10
Yay! I'm so happy series 3 has come back on even though the last episode hasn't got much Gwen who is probably, no definitely my favourite character I'm surprisingly loving Morgana's evilness. And what makes me even happier is that when Lancelot held her cheek and she walked away in the last chapter spoilers/ rumours have told me that happens in series three! *squeals* and that was before I even knew that! Squeal along with me for my Merlin happiness if you want :D Oh yeah, and I nearly forgot to say enjoy this chapter! Squeal along with me fellow Merkins (not the wig by the way)!
Morgana stood at the bottom of the stairs eagerly awaiting her next victim that would come to a humiliating doom. Lancelot.
'He's coming!', Morgana shrieked after hearing the flush of the dodgy toilet, running as quickly as she could away from the stairs and catapulting herself onto the sofa, well rather a startled and sat on Gwen who was sitting on the sofa who was now a flat Gwen.
'Now remember what I taught you Gwennie', Morgana wagged her finger if that was possible what with all the frantic pushing and shoving and pillow throwing out of the way but ending in Gwen's face stuff that was going on before Lancelot emerged from the depths of the... of the... well loo but it did make it deadly if you had a nose right? So let's just call it 'The deadly loo of nostril doom da da daaaaaaa!' alright?
'Yeah, I remember', Gwen groaned as she remembered how Morgana had made her recite it the past night after their heart to heart like a schoolboy recites lines a hundred times if he had made a mistake and the mistake that Gwen had made was Lancelot.
'Seduction is the key to unlocking a man's heart Gwen!', scolded Morgana lightly wacking Gwen in the face with her tiger cushion whom she had named Hugo. 'See even Hugo's annoyed that you didn't remember', Morgana seriously said.
'Hey don't bring Hugo into this literally, he hits hard!', Gwen moaned rubbing her head where Hugo had viciously hit her. 'And anyway look he's coming!', Gwen whispered frantically trying not to arouse any suspicion from their enemy as he walked down the creaky steps.
'Switch the telly on quickly', Gwen demanded as Morgana ran to press the button to get the telly on. Anyone who knew Gwen and Morgana knew that the TV in their home was never switched off as the electricity bills rolled on and on and on so it would definitely be pretty weird if Lancelot found the TV switched off for once.
Unfortunately for Gwen and Morgana's great cover-up of their ingenious plan and their sudden fake calmness as Lancelot reached the bottom of the stairs Morgana ran back to the sofa rapidly unconscious that she had sat on the remote changing it to a program which was let's say if the letter 'A' was suitable for all, the ratings going up every letter of the alphabet you went past this would be 'Z' rated but it was too late to change it now for the beast sorry I meant Lancelot had returned from the deadly loo of nostril doom da da daaaaaaaaaa'
Lancelot stood there frozen to the spot for a second not knowing what to say before embarrassingly muttering 'I...I...I need to...', he trailed on before running back upstairs.
'So what do we do now, Morgana?', Gwen sighed as Morgana's eyes were disturbingly glued to the TV in a un- Morgana like manner.
'Morgana!', moaned Gwen shoving Morgana off the sofa so she could retrieve the remote, changing the channel to something well... more suitable.
'Hey! I was watching that!'
Thanks for reading and please review if you can :D Sorry this chapter is so short but I've got a heap loads of homework to do and it's EVILLLLL! So yeah hope you enjoyed it, please review and I promise the next chapter will be longer.