Ruki44: Hm, I actually finished the chapter and here I am posting it. Wow.
Ruki: ...Hit's Ruki44 on the back of the head
Ruki44: What was that for!
Ruki: Apologize now. To all the readers that wondered if this story would actually update, apologize.
Ruki44: Ack! I'm sorry everyone! Please don't kill me!
Tetra: They should.
Rukia: True.
Ruki44: Hey! You guys! ...Wait a minute where's Hinata.
Neji: Hinata-sama is currently stalk...I mean selectively following Naruto-kun.
Ruki: ...Girly man
Tetra: It's ok to use stalk. We do.
Neji: But...
Rukia: We say it to her face too so don't worry about that either.
Ruki44: I don't think that's why he's worried. But damn, why did you get sent as Hinata's replacment.
Neji: Is there something wrong with me.
Ruki44: Itachi would have been nice.
Neji: WHY CAN'T I GET MY HAIR JUST RIGHT LIKE HE DOES, IT'S NOT FAIR!
Rukia: ...
Tetra: My point proven. Girly man.
Ruki44: Righty ho then. I don't own anything and I'm sorry for the wait. Please find it in your heart not to kill me...or seriously maim me!
Chapter 10
I sat under a tree in the shade as Guilmon played with Kenta, Kazu, and Juri, splashing them in the water.
"Doesn't it seem that the deva's are coming after us specifically?" Henry mused out of the blue.
"Don't they have anything better to do with their time then to fight us?" Terrimon complained.
"But their evil right? So it's our duty, it's our duty as Digimon Tamers to defeat them isn't it?" Takato cried out. I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye. Oh he is so in hero mode right now.
"Hey it's not our responsibility to fight them, let someone else do it." I frowned turning my head.
"Somebody is having their time of the month." Takato muttered. I lunged at him.
"Argh! I'm just calling them how I see it!" Takato whimpered as he fought to protect himself as we struggled on the ground.
"If they want to fight us, we can't just walk away Rika." Renamon phased in next to me crouching down as Henry backed off from the fight.
"Hey Rika, if you want to fight Takato, get him wet over here!" Kazu called out obnoxiously.
"Want me to kill you too?!" I yelled over there.
"Sorry, didn't know it was that time!" Kazu called back. I growled and started sprinting toward Kazu when Renamon grabbed the back of my shirt.
"Ok time to go." She informed me dragging me off as Takato watched me get kidnapped by my partner from the ground and Henry looked like he escaped the death sentence.
"See you later Rika! Maybe later then!" Kazu waved merrily. I struggled against Renamon's grip.
"Let me kill him!" I whined.
"No. You would never hurt Takato but you might hurt him. So I can't allow you do anything dangerous." Renamon said calmly as she dragged me away from the others. Damn it!
I was being dragged through the backstreets seeing as a fox carrying a struggling girl might attract…attention. Renamon suddenly stopped and unceremoniously dropped me.
"Ow." I muttered darkly as I sat up. What the hell? I frowned at Renamon, giving her my best evil stare. "Renamon, what the hell!" I complained standing up and brushing myself off.
"Another Digimon. Quite possibly a deva…" she informed me. I smirked.
"All right, I'm pissed off and I need to blow some steam. Time to kick some ass! Woo hoo!" I yelled excitedly, running off to the left.
"Other way!" Renamon called out, running to the right. I groaned and did a sharp u-turn following my partner. Soon we approached a parking lot that was covered in a Digital Fog. Jackpot Jingo baby!
I followed Renamon in there to see this…horse thing that could be confused with a freaking unicorn. It was freaking huge with this large horn that you see in American Thanksgiving drawings. But what surprised me the most was Impmon at the scene. What was he doing here? He couldn't defeat this unicorn Digimon. I mean unless he's suicidal or something…
"Well Rika?" Renamon asked me. I took out my D-arc and looked at it.
"Come on, come on." I muttered darkly as nothing showed up. Finally a picture appeared. "Indramon, he's a deva, his Horn of Desolation is something you don't wanna hear." I informed Renamon. I looked at the horn again. "I still say it looks like one of those Thanksgiving food thingies." I muttered.
"Why does everybody keep saying that! Anyways what a foolish little Digimon, you shouldn't be Digivolving at all, you don't even belong on this plane of existence. Remember that." Indramon said coldly before disappearing. Weirdo.
"Grrr..why did you wrap the show up, I don't need your help, I could have defeated him by myself." Impmon growled at Renamon. I raised an eyebrow.
"You're kidding right?" I scoffed.
"Impmon you're not strong enough to battle a deva, you can't even Digivolve. You wouldn't stand a chance." Renamon informed the little guy.
"That's not true! I don't need to Digivolve, I don't even want to Digivolve! I am so strong I don't even have to hang around humans like you weaklings! I'm the strongest around, I'm the lynderburger cheese of Digimon! And I don't need any help from anyone, anytime, anywhere!" Impmon ran off, throwing a fit.
"He's going to get the tar beaten out of him then put back in and then beaten out again." I concluded walking away. "Come on, let's go." I said sighing. "Renamon." I called out, looking over my shoulder as Renamon watched the place where Impmon ran away too. Renamon sighed before following me.
I ran through the streets, passing people going the opposite way.
"That's right people, just keep panicking this way." The cop called, directing a mass hysteria of people.
"Man there is never a dull day around here." I muttered darkly as my D-arc kept going off. I arrived into the digital field to see the unicorn deva standing there along with Impmon and Renamon.
"This is perfect! Watch this furball, I'll prove to you I'm strong even without Digivolving! That is unless you're too chicken to fight me you dorky donkey!" Impmon yelled.
"Funny, I thought he looked more like a unicorn." I mused. Indramon stared at me.
"You're having that time of the month that all female humans have. I read about this." Indramon mused at me.
"Go to hell." I snarled. Indramon sweatdropped.
"Just calling things how I see them." He muttered.
"Well you better stop paying attention to flames and better pay attention to me! You're in for a world of hurt, and you better stay out of my way you neon hairball, this is between me and the purple pony." Impmon cried out. Didn't he just call him a donkey?
"Impmon, you don't stand a chance." Renamon tried to reason with the dolt but Captain Idiot would have none of it.
"Batta Boom!" He cried out, shooting a flame at Renamon and totally missing. Nice shot Leoglas.
"Do want to be destroyed, is that it?" Renamon asked Impmon. Obviously, this is why he's doing this. Might as well die a warrior's death I suppose…
"Go away, I don't need your help or your pity. Now get out of here before I blast you. Now beat it!" Impmon snarled at Renamon. Touchy much? If anybody's got that time of the month, it has to be Impmon, not me.
"I'll be glad to fight you both." Indramon offered.
"Wait a minute! She's got nothing to do with it, it's between you and me!" Impmon yelled. He sprinted forward. "Right let's do this! Hmmm" He made a face that seriously made me wonder if he was constipated or not. "Infernal Funnel…FIRE!" He summoned this…fireball and fired it at Indramon. No effect. Shocking.
"Ha, oh that tickles." Indramon laughed. And with a kick he knocked Impmon back.
"I so called it Renamon." I told her nodding my head.
"Your lack of concern worries me sometimes Rika." Renamon admitted. I just grinned and shrugged.
'Unless it's Takato, then it's bitch city.' Ruki happily supplied.
'Go to hell.' I told her darkly.
'See, see! This is what I mean. And you wonder why everybody thinks it's your time of the month!' Ruki shot back. Impmon struggled back to his feet.
"Is that the best you got? A little old lady with a handful of marshmallows could hit harder. I'm gonna teach you a little thing I like to call humility!" Impmon cried out, charging him once again.
"Great now I'm hungry for S'mores." I muttered looking around the surrounding areas.
"No!" Renamon scolded me.
"Damn." I muttered kicking the ground.
Another kick sent Impmon flying. Calumon then appeared next to my leg as Takato, Guilmon, Henry, and Terrimon showed up right behind him.
"What happened?" Takato asked.
"I'm really hungry and Renamon won't let me get s'mores." I informed them frowning. Takato and Henry stared at me.
"I meant in the battle." Takato replied sweatdropping.
"Oh. Indramon is kicking the crap out of Impmon." I told them good naturally.
"Your lack of concern is frightening. Let's go Terrimon!" Henry informed me.
"Wait." Renamon told Henry coolly. Henry looked at her like she grew an extra head.
"Wait?! Why wait!" He asked totally confused.
"He wants to do it himself. We should respect his wishes." Renamon told Henry.
"I wouldn't wish this on anyone." Takato remarked sweatdropping.
"Hm, I would." I admitted. Takato looked at me curiously.
"Really, who?" He asked me, cocking his head.
"Ryo." I told him.
"And who exactly is Ryo?" Henry asked joining the conversation.
"A jackass." I informed them just as Impmon was sent flying again.
"This really is a valuable lesson you're teaching me." Indramon mocked.
"Hm, he looks like a unicorn." Takato mused.
"That's what I said too." I told him excitedly.
"Will you two idiots shut up! Anyways, it's better than your stupid sovereign could teach you!" Impmon shot back. "Your sovereign's dumber then flames is violent." Impmon shot back.
'Burn…' Ruki whistled.
"UP YOURS!" I called out to Impmon.
"You're just proving a point." Takato helpfully supplied.
"I will not let you insult my master!" Indramon sneered as he punched Impmon, hard.
"Oo…" Everybody but me winced.
"He had it coming to him." I huffed. I received a slight whack on the head from Takato for that one.
"Pretend to be compassionate." He reprimanded me.
"I am being compassionate. I could have laughed." I told him outright. I was rewarded with another whack.
"I said pretend." Takato told me sighing.
"Pretend, don't you mean be?" Henry asked in disbelief. Both Takato and I stared at him as if he grew an extra head. "Yea you're right, pretend." Henry nodded.
"…So little fool, had enough." Indramon seemed to be doing his best to ignore us and concentrate on Impmon.
"Not a chance, I'm just getting my second wind. And flames, as soon as I'm done here, I'm gonna make you have compassion." Impmon called out to me.
"Fat chance." I called out as Indramon snorted holding back laughter.
'Wow, he hasn't known you more than 5 minutes and he already knows that you have a hard time being compassionate. You should hide these kind of things better.' Ruki mused.
'Bah like I care.' I replied.
"Henry, normally I wouldn't complain but isn't this going a bit too far?" Terrimon asked nervously tugging on Henry's shirt.
"Your right Terrimon. Coming on Impmon, you can do it!" Henry called out.
"Yea, give him the old one, two!" Takato cried, joining in.
"Hey stick a sock in it, if I wanted help I would have…" Impmon cried out annoyed as he once again hit. Ouch. Ok even Impmon didn't deserve that. But Ryo still does. Jackass. Just then Impmon began to like fizzing in and out.
"You have a lot of heart for a weakling, but your fate was set when you stood against me." Indramon said coldly.
"Ok Renamon, I really don't like Impmon but even this is going too far." I pleaded with her.
"Not just yet." Renamon told me. What in the name of all that is great and good was she waiting for!
"And the world won't miss another weakling." Indramon snarled raising his hoof. Ok even Ryo didn't deserve that…yet. He's still a jackass though. Just establishing the fact.
"No don't do it!" Takato cried out.
"I can't watch anymore, c'mon!" Guilmon growled charging forward with Takato in tow.
"Hurry before it's too late to save him!" Takato cried out as the hoof descended. I felt I was like watching a really bad scary movie that has too much suspense. Kami knows I hate suspense.
"Soon…" Renamon muttered. I started to bite my nails. "Take your fingers out of your mouth…" Renamon told me without even turning around. Takato and Guilmon kept charging. "Soon."
"How about now Renamon!" I snapped at her. In a flash she was gone and she grabbed Impmon before the hoof of doom could take a prisoner. Thank god.
"Thanks, I had him right where I wanted." Impmon growled.
"Right." Renamon replied rolling her eyes.
"You have sealed your doom, and your fate as well." Indramon told Renamon coldly. Renamon started to do her Diamond Storm but was hit before she had the chance. Oh shit…
"Renamon!" I cried out worriedly.
"Digivolve Rika!" Henry cried out. Thank you brainac, couldn't have thought of anything else better myself.
"Guilmon Digivolve!" Takato cried out.
"You too Terriermon!" Henry told the little rabbit dog.
"All right captain." Terriermon replied jumping off Henry's shoulder.
"Renamon." I called out.
"Right!"
"Digi-Modify! Digievolution activate!" We all cried out as our Digimon Digivolved into their champion forms.
"I hope you feel you increased your odds" Indramon sneered as his horn detached from his back and rose in the air. Well that can't be good.
"Foxtail Inferno!" Kyuubimon simply answered him.
"Pyro Blaster!" Growlmon joined in on the attack.
"How about Gargo Laser? Ya!" Gargomon cried out, joining in on the fun. Indramon however blew in the horn and this laser beam thingy shot out, knocking all our Digimon back. Damn I knew it was nothing good.
"I was chosen by the sovereign, did you really think you could defeat me with poultry tricks such as these? Now let me show you what a Digimon of true power can do." Indramon gloated. Sure just because he has a Thanksgiving horn unicorn butt thinks he's all powerful. "Horn of Desolation!" He cried out, blowing into the horn again and once again knocking our Digimon back.
"What are you afraid to fight me? Afraid I'll Digivolve?" Impmon cried out standing up.
"Fine, come and meet your doom!" Indramon sneered. Impmon yelled and rushed the unicorn. Well things aren't gonna end well, I'll tell you all that much for sure.
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