Dear FanFiction Authors,
I'm a constellation.
A constellation.
Running through the sky.
See? No real fingers.
I'm supposed to be waving my fingers in front of you.
Not working?
I thought so.
Sincerely,
Zoe Nightshade
P.S. My lady, if you're reading this, thank you. I can run with you for eternity now, can't I?