And now Sin Number Ten! We are now 1/6 of the way there with total 60 sins and 1/10 of the way to my goal. My poll is up on my profile if you've forgotten. See that button up there after you read and review, just go and click on the button that says 'the-pyro-princess13'.

In other news...good luck to you kallakkala on your move! Best of luck to you and your family.

Rating: K+ for Chopper torture

Word Count: 354 words…..a little longer than last chapter

Time Period: Alabasta Arc

Disclaimer: *gets poked in the back with a sword from Eiichiro Oda* I said I'm sorry! Isn't that enough? I don't own One Piece. I will never own One Piece. Sanji and Zoro will NEVER have a YAOI SCENE- *Said swordsman and cook glare, well maybe not a glare from Sanji, at me before edging away from each other.* Whatever on to the story.

I'm using OCs this chapter so get ready to me: Faye, Nick, and Lily. Also a surprise at the end for kallakkala!

Sin #10: Don't Call Chopper a raccoon, deer, a pet, etc. Basically he's a huge frickin' reindeer pirate doctor.

A small group of travelers walked down the dusty road in the Nanohana's market. The youngest of the trio, Faye, noticed some small and fuzzy. She ran toward it and picked up the now flailing thing.

"Look, it's a raccoon. An Alabastan raccoon. Oh and look at the pink hat. They must be a desert thing." The oldest, Nick, sighed and shook his head, taking it from Faye.

"This creature is not a raccoon, Faye. I presume it must be a deer. Seeing as it has antlers." Nick pushed up his round glasses with a finger and gazed more curiously at it. The last traveler, Lily, snatched it from him.

"Nick, it doesn't matter what she is. She's somebody's pet." Both raised an eyebrow at the raven-haired girl.

"She?" They repeated. Lily nodded.

"Yeah." She held it out. "Look at the pink hat. Pink is for girls. So blue hat ones must be boys. Anyway, leave her alone. Her owner must be waiting for her." Faye huffed and grabbed the thing, which had now grown very quiet.

"There's no one waiting for it because he's an Alabastan raccoon." The blonde girl said with emphasis on her opinion. Nick sighed again and grabbed the small, fuzzy animal.

"Look, seeing on how I'm the oldest, smartest, and," He laughed lightly. "Best looking. I'm right. This creature is a deer. Is that final?" The girls crossed their arms in defiance. Neither would listen to him. The small thing growled and jumped from Nick's grasp before growing, towering over all three of them.

"Listen! I'm not a raccoon, deer, or a pet, or whatever you guys come up with! I'm a reindeer doctor who's a pirate! Got it?" The trio nodded silently and the reindeer glared at Lily. "And I'm a boy." And with that he left, leaving the three scarred for the rest of their lives.

"Help me SuperGod-sama." Lily whispered quietly. Maybe the rest of their lives isn't long enough.

Also Sin# 11: Don't Forget the Above

…uh-oh. I'm out of OCs. That means yet another challenge! But first up, is Swords really that bad? Do you guys hate my newest story? Or is it good? Then why didn't you review? Am I asking too many questions? Should I go to tell you about the challenge?

…yeah I'll do that now.

OC Challenge #2

Now for the second OC challenge

The first five people to review with the right answer get an OC

Now for the hundred-million dollar question…

Since I'm bored this one will be easy.

Who was the first One Piece character to flip someone off?

….I'm not that creative today.

Hint: Look the answer up on the One Piece quiz on One Piece Wikia.

Well, there you go. Now use the internet and figure out the answer. I'll be waiting. Please check out my new story. I know I've said that a lot in the past couple of chapters but I was excited about writing it.

Reviews for Previous Chapters:

Kiarra-Chan: 1.) Thanks for the review. And now I wonder if Usopp was in real life, would he own any ZoroxSanji dojiunshi. 2.) So long as you reviewed, I'm happy. I think I'm torturing Sanji too much though.

usuilove21: 1.) I like it too. It's okay, half the time I don't know what to say either. 2.) *gasp* They aren't! Don't be shy. It's nice to talk to my reviwers. And Nami shall always own Sanji

kallakkala: 1.) I forgive you and the wanted criminal thing never came to mind until you said it. I thought it might have been military. That's what I've had to deal with. But I'm not disappointed in you. You reviewed my story and my newest one so THANKS! 2.) It's okay PM me if you need to vent further. I'm here for my readers and reviwers 3.) Not completely fake just a little confusing. And I'm glad it made your day.

roo17: 1.) I think she forgave me. And did you check out my story? If you did, YEAH! If you didn't, ...why didnt you? 2.) I started laughing when I was writing. And the last three lines were actually hard to come up with. I was just gonna right that they should review or something like that. I'm glad you like my humor!

babykelly: I hoped you liked them. I made them with electric love. I bet somewhere in the future of One Piece, the Ero Ero no Mi will be a reality. The eyebrow proves it all. 2.) Here's your update! And just because you're awesome like all my other loyal reviewers, you get a giant chocolate internet cake!

Lenighma: Another reviewer! I try and make the chapters long but they are drabbles so they'll be pretty short. I'll be sure to make they a bit longer but they're hard to elaborate on.

So as usual R&R DOES NOT STAND FOR READ AND RUN SO READ AND REVIEW!

~Light glows brightest in the dark~

the-pyro-princess13

there is a button

right below these words

and if you click it

it will make me happy

and updates will come quicker

i promise