A-cat-suki
Darkkinkachu: I really wish I had put Sasori in this…oh well, no use crying over spilled blood…or something like that o.0 I've been putting this off again because the jellyfish that lives in my skull (AKA my brain) has been just fraught with different ideas for different stories. It really hurts between my ears xx
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As Sakura wrapped her damp hair up in her towel, the door bell rang again, "Coming! Just a second!" She turned and glared at the soggy little cats fallowing her, "I'll deal with you later."
"That was kinda scary…"
"I thought it was kinda hot."
"You make me sick."
Itachi gave Hidan and Deidara a menacing look, "Would you two just shut up already?"
Kisame gave a violent shake, sending a fine spray of water around the hall, "I need a drink. I haven't had sake in, what? Three days now? I told you we should have stopped at that pub before going back to the base."
"Bloody alcoholic," Kakuzu grumbled, "so you're the one that's been drinking all the alcohol I buy."
"If you can call that distilled water you buy 'alcohol'."
"Who's that?"
Every one stopped to fallow Tobi's pointed paw. Standing in the door way was a mildly surprised looking ninja with a distinct slouch and spiky ponytail. He was talking to Sakura with a small, amused grin playing on his lips.
"Must be that Shikamaru guy…" Zetsu mumbled, starting to walk towards them. The others fallowed, looking up at the lazy-looking Chunin.
"I didn't know you had any pets." Shikamaru said, glancing down at the approaching hoard, "You should've gotten just one. Or just bought a stuffed animal."
"Oh, they're not mine." Sakura clarified, "I'm just watching them for some extra cash. Missions have been far and few between as of late."
"Hmm, yeah." Shikamaru squatted down, holding out his hand to the nearest kitten, Itachi, "C'mere kit…here kitty."
Itachi gave him a blank, slightly annoyed look. Unfazed, Shikamaru tried the large blue cat to his left, setting his hand on the kittens head.
"Ugh, just leave me alone…" Kisame muttered, though he didn't move away. When the lazy boy began to tickle him under the chin, however, he quickly trotted over to Sakuras feet.
"You're lucky," the pink headed girl grinned, "I think you're the first person who's gotten away with touching them unmarred. This one tried to amputate Sai's leg." She bent down and lifted Zetsu into the air.
The lazy grin slide into a wicked smirk, "I bet he deserved it."
"That's not the point," Sakura said, trying not to laugh, "But yes, he did."
"I take it you just gave them a bath?" Shikamaru observed, nodding at the girls wet appearance, "Didn't any one ever tell you that cat's hate water?"
"Well…yeah…" she shifted uncomfortable under her friends amused gaze, "But I had to! They were dirty! And I have something for them! I wanted them to be clean before I put them on."
"Put what on?" Kakuzu said, more to himself than the others.
"Maybe it body spray!" Tobi chirped hopefully.
Deidara snorted, "Perfume, more likely, yeah."
"I don't really care what it is," Itachi said, starting to lick his paw, "as long as its not-"
"Kitty sweaters!"
The Acatsuki looked up in horror at the things that Sakura had just brought out of a small box.
"I don't know, Sakura," the Nara boy said, taking a hot pink on e from her hands, "I once heard animals don't like being dressed up." Neither Sakura nor Shikamaru saw the kittens nodding vigorously to that statement.
"Nonsense!" Sakura said, "Look! This one has rhinestones! And the green one has sequins!"
Hidan began praying feverously, his little paws pressed together. The others turned to run but found the door shut and nowhere to go. Slowly, very slowly, they turned around to see Sakura advancing on them.
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"I told you!" Shikamaru whined as Sakura healed the last of the scratches on his hands, "Pets don't like being dressed up!"
"But look how cute they are!" the medic squealed, looking down on seven very disgruntled little cats.
"Why me?" Itachi growled, trying to rip off his hot pink sweater, "Why? What did I do to deserve this?"
Kisame raised a furry eyebrow at his friend.
"Oh…"Itachi mumbled, looking away, "Yeah, that. They deserved it anyways…"
The blue kitten sighed, shaking his head and looking down at his own red sweater, this clashes with my fur, he thought miserable. After a second Kisame realized what he had just thought and immediately collapsed on the floor crying, "NO! I don't wanna be a fashion conscience kitten! I am a cold blooded killer! I…I eat children!"
"No you don't." Zetsu's white side said, trying to chew off the sparkly green shirt, "But I do!" Cackled his dark side.
"I wish he wouldn't do that…"
"This is itchy!" Tobi complained, desperately clawing at his thick, orange sweater, "Get it off! Help me, Zetsu-san!"
Before the duel colored kitten could reply there was another knock on the door, "I wonder who that could be..." Sakura said, standing up and walking ovee to the door.
As she opened it, seven tiny kitten gasps were heard.
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Darkkinkachu: cliiiiff Haaaaanger! Hanging from a cliiiiiiff! Ha ha I feel evil-ish now :P yeah anyways…I was looking up pictures of Kakuzu on DA and I found one of him with his hat off and he was…BALD! At first I was like 'ick…' but then I thought about this story. If I had known he was bald I would have made the Kakuzu kitten a sphinx! Then the others would have mocked his nekidness…-points and laughs at Kakuzu- U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Ahahahahahahaha! The grammatical errors in that last sentence hurt me to type :x
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