A/N: In celebration to the new Star Trek movie (which I watched the day after it came out), I've added the Enterprise team for all my fellow Trekkies :D I hope you enjoy, I had a lot of fun writing this one.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Dark Knight characters or Star Trek :D
Postcard #9: Mexico
*Random Show Tune*
Donna: Hmm, well, this does prove to be a problem.
Bruce: How come fan girls like him not me?!
Joker: It's the scars. Drives females crazy.
Donna: Oh, shut up. *looks at camera* Oh, are we filming?
Bruce: GAA! My hair! *combs hair*
Donna: Shoot, no time! Run!
Mob of Fan Girls: WE LOVE JOKER! WE LOVE JOKER!
Bruce & Donna: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Joker: BWHAHAHAH!
Crane: *wakes up sleepily from nap* What did I - AAAH! Quick, Mr. Po Po, fly! Fly!
Mr. Po Po: Moo. *sprouts wings - flies into the sky with Crane*
Bruce: Hmm, now I've seen everything...
Donna: What are we going to do?
Joker: No worries, I have a *cough* plan. *pulls out phone*
Harvey: Did he just say the P word?!
Alfred: *horrified scream*
Bruce: *faints into Donna's arms*
Donna: This is embarrassing. *drops Bruce* Better hurry, Joker, they're catching up.
Mob of Fan Girls: WE LOVE YOU JOKER! MARRY ME! WE WILL SERVE YOU!
Random Mexican: Hello, Cousin! I have come to help you. Again.
Everyone: *blinks*
Joker: This is my cousin, Ruben and his immortal guinea pig, Greg.
Ruben:*pulls out gun and shoots it* See? Bullet proof. Now, how can I help you?
Alfred: I'm afraid we've run into some trouble with the local Fan Girls.
Ruben: Ah, the Raptors.
Donna: The what?
Ruben: Raptors. It stands for:
Really
crAzy
People
wiTh
nO
Reason
Harvey: Can I have your autograph?
Bruce: I like this guy :D
Joker:*straps bomb on Greg and throws him into Mob of Fan Girls*
Ruben: Go get them, Gregy!
BOOM!
*Mr. Po Po falls out of sky - Crane lands on top of Ruben*
Crane: What is the meaning of this? Mr. Po Po, are you alright?
Ruben: You fool, do you believe you can spoil this moment by dropping your stupid whale on my guinea pig?
Crane: I'm insulted!
Donna: Well, that worked!
Bruce: Wait a second, what's happen?
Ruben: We're being beamed up by the Enterprise, duh!
Crane: You're a Trekki too?! Let's be friends!
Joker: Don't be ridiculous, we're not being -
– Transmitter Room, Enterprise –
Joker: *faints*
Harvey: Say, Bruce, doesn't that guy look like Leonard Nimoy?
Captain Kirk: Haha, Spock, you do look like Nimoy!
Spock: I fail to see the humor in this humanized joke.
Ruben & Crane: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! *bow down to Spock*
Donna: Greetings, why were we brought aboard the Enterprise?
Dr. McCoy: Actually, me and Scotty here were just playing around with the transmitter. We had no idea we would pick up you hitchhikers.
Scotty: Captain, permission to shoot the whale.
Crane: Has no idea heard of animal rights?!
Joker: *wakes up* I just had the weirdest dream - wait, is that Leonard Nimoy?
Spock: UGH! What is with you stupid humans thinking I'm Leonard Nimoy? I've never met the guy!
Captain Kirk: I thought you told me you and him used to be roommat-
Spock: You so are so gullible, Kirk! *storms out of room-Ruben and Crane holding onto his legs*
Bruce: Well, if you don't mind, could you beam us back down to Earth?
Scotty: With pleasure!
To Be Continued...
A/N: Hmmm...where should I take them next?