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-Sengoku Jidai at Kaede's hut-
Kagome: Come on Inuyasha, we are gonna be late is we don't make a move soon.
Inuyasha: Keh! Who cares he can't start without us anyway.
-A black blur streaks into the hut-
ENSIGN: Yo!
Miroku: ENSIGN? What are you doing here?
Kagome: I think I know, he's here for Sango.
ENSIGN: -Twitches tail in irritation-
Sango and Kagome: KAWAI!
ENSIGN: Crap I forgot. -Wraps tail securely around shoulder and leaps away from girls-
Inuyasha: Big deal, it's just a tail.
Kagome: Inuyasha's ears are cute as well. -Approaches Inuyasha and starts tweaking his ears causing him to purr-
-Meanwhile Sango has cornered ENSIGN and has grabbed a hold of his black fluffy tail-
Sango: Soft and fluffy. -Pets tail causing ENSIGN to go into la la land-
Inuyasha: Ha! The idiot is purring again.
ENSIGN: -Snaps awake- Say that again.
Inuyasha: I said ..
ENSIGN: -Rushes and rams Inuyasha out of the hut-
Inuyasha: So a fight you want huh?
ENSIGN: If you insist.
-Inuyasha draws out the Tetsusaiga while ENSIGN draws out a serrated black bladed katana-
Inuyasha: So you got a new sword.
ENSIGN: yes I did.
Sango: Looks like we are gonna be late after all.
-Back at the studio a small group stands outside the doors-
Ron: Are you sure this is the place.
Harry: It says so on the address he gave us.
Cho: Looks like ENSIGN is late. Should we wait?
Hermione: Lets give him ten minutes then we go have brunch and come back later.
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Chapter 10
Inuyasha
-No. I just don't feel like telling you the location okay-
Kagome snuggled closer to a foreign warmth as she rubbed the tip of her nose against something smooth and cool. She sighed and rubbed against it again, then pressed her hands against it. "Hmmm. how strange," She thought to herself. Kagome opened her eyes, and nearly gasped as her sleep-fogged mind registered what could only be someone's chest at the end of her nose. She glanced down at what she was wearing, she was wearing one of her lavender yukatas, then upwards into the face of a now sleeping Inuyasha. "How did I get into this situation?" Kagome asked as she attempted to get up. Something firm around her waist held her down. Kagome looked down at his arm just as Inuyasha drew her closer to him. "Trapped like a rat," she thought sardonically as she looked up at him again. He slept on his side facing her, with his other arm above her head. Kagome tapped his shoulder and cringed, waiting for him to respond. He didn't. Kagome released a shaky breath, and then allowed herself to look at him. "What happened to him? He now has Sesshoumaru's markings on his face." Kagome mused as she traced his blue marks with one of her fingers. "Oh, his ears, how I missed them." She remembered as she started tweaking them.
"Aren't there village laws against molesting people in their sleep, because they used to have them five hundred years ago?" Inuyasha grumbled as he cracked an eye open.
Kagome blushed furiously as he looked at her.
"Wait a second, what are you doing in my bed?" Kagome had finally realized the position they were in.
"Before you scream hentai and bring all the other humans in, take a look at what your other hand is holding."
Kagome looked down at her right hand. There clutched in her death grip was Inuyasha's fluffy white tail.
"Gomen." Kagome apologized as she released her hold of the fuzzy appendage.
"Thank you." With that he took back his arms and got off the bed.
Kagome sat upright in the bed and took in the sight in front of her. She was in her room, or at least she thought she was. There was dressing screen and a closet on the right of the room. Beside the closet there was a makeup table. On her left right beside a door leading to what she could make out as the toilet was her chest of things she brought. Right in front of her, stood Inuyasha bathed in the sunlight that was pouring in from her bedroom balcony.
He still looked like to old Inuyasha except for the bushy tail and markings on his face. Something was different about him though, it was the way he stood, and it was more straight and upright than his normal slouch. Hell he could have passed for a shorter version of Sesshoumaru if it wasn't for the ears and presence of his left arm.
"Are you gonna lay there in bed all day or are you going to go for lunch?" Inuyasha asked breaking the silence.
"Lunch?"
"Yeah its already midday judging from the position of the sun."
"Shit. I'm late for my class." Kagome swore.
"Relax, that old codger said something about not having classed till after lunch today."
"Oh thank god. I thought that I was gonna be late on my first day on the job. So what happened anyway?"
"Huh? Oh, that, you fell asleep and I carried you back into the castle, then this old guy and hag that reminder me of Kaede told me to take you the infirmary. I told them that you were alright and you could heal all your wounds. They were a bit reluctant but lead me here instead." Explained Inuyasha calmly.
"Okay." Kagome digested the new information. "So why were you in my bed and who changed my clothes?"
"You had one hell of a grip on my tail and it was too painful to pull out of your hands so I had no choice."
"Oh." Kagome blushed. "So who changed my clothes?"
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In the teachers common room a group of professors were lounging on the many chairs and drinking tea. The common room was filled with portraits on the walls, each leading to a different professor's room.
"HEANTAI!!!!!!!" All chatter stopped in the common room as the voice of Kagome echoed throughout the castle.
"What was that?" Asked a startled Trelawney.
"Shouldn't you know that since you are the professor of divination?" Jeered Snape.
"It came from Kagome's room." McGonagall said as she walked towards the room drawing her wand. The others followed suit.
Nothing could prepare them for the sight they witnessed. It looked almost humorous. Right in the corner of the room cringed a very scared Inuyasha as a pissed of Kagome towered over him.
Inuyasha had his hands over his sensitive ears as Kagome unleashed a barrage of words upon him. Since Kagome had resorted to Japanese, the professors had no idea what was going on. McGonagall however did manage to catch a few words that were in English, works like "Stupid perverted dog demons" and "Stripped me naked". Looking at Kagome and realizing that she was dressed in a lavender Japanese outfit instead of the one she had worn yesterday. McGonagall put two and two together before breaking down in laughter.
Kagome's merciless assault of words was halted when she heard laughter from behind her. Turning around to face a group of now curious professors she blushed.
"Sorry." She apologized.
"Don't worry about it." McGonagall spoke now recovered from her laugh. "Come on, out. Let's leave these two have their privacy." She said as she assured the other professors out of the room.
Inuyasha was grateful that the woman had quenched Kagome's anger. Never had he seen Kagome like this. He was terrified, he didn't think she noticed but her eyes had turned white and an enormous amount of energy was flowing from her.
"Thank god that she's on our side." He thought.
Kagome watched the professors leave, her back still to Inuyasha. When her portrait has closed she strode to her closet. Selecting a miko's outfit with a black hakama she went behind the dressing screen. She did all this with her back to Inuyasha.
"I'm sorry Kagome." Inuyasha said realizing that she was still mad at him.
Her mind went blank. Did Inuyasha just apologize? Yes he did. Kagome stuck her head out from the side of her dressing screen.
"Apology accepted Inuyasha, but you'll have to follow me to class later as punishment."
"Well that wasn't so bad." He thought. "Guess she still has that forgiving nature in her."
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-Guess-
It was lunch time and the Great Hall was packed with students. Like usual the tables were filled with a wide verity of food. Like in all schools, rumors about yesterday's events had spread like wildfire.
"Have you heard about some of the stories these people think up?" Said Ron as he seated himself beside Harry.
"I didn't really pay much attention to them after Dumbledore told us what those creatures were." Replied Harry as he reached for a chicken wing.
"You don't suppose he's gonna tell the school?" Questioned Hermione.
"Still I find some of the rumors much more believable compared to what he told us." Came Ron's remark.
"Don't you think it's weird that he never mentioned anything about professor Higurashi? Wait, Harry you said something about her being over five hundred years old right?" Said Hermione after taking a sip of her pumpkin juice.
"Man, we need to get in touch with her beauty salon. Do you think we should ask her?"
"I agree Ron, we should ask her, I hate being kept in the dark." Said Harry.
"Don't you two know that it is rude to talk to a woman about her age?" Snapped Hermione.
"Hey Harry you listening?" Ron questioned as he prodded Harry.
"Yeah I'm listening. I was just wondering who that Inuyasha character is. He looks like a demon but he defended Kagome yesterday."
"They both seem rather close, don't you agree?" Said Ron.
"Wait Harry, you said his name was Inuyasha right? Didn't professor Higurashi say something about him being killed by Lord Voldermort?" Interrupted Hermione.
"Yeah I know, that's what got me thinking."
"Yet another question to ask the good professor. When do we have her?" Asked Ron.
"Last period today. We can catch her after class." Came Hermione's reply. She had obviously memorized the timetable.
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Kagome and Inuyasha strode down the corridor towards the Great Hall. The characters in the portraits were following them. Most of them were whispering and pointing at Inuyasha. Kagome noticed this but shrugged it off. Inuyasha however, his temper was wearing thin. The only thing preventing him from slashing at the portraits was Kagome's presence. He didn't want to upset her.
"How are you a full demon now Inuyasha?" Kagome decided to break the silence.
"No idea, probably happened when you brought me back. One moment I was heading for my chambers and the next I was standing on a moving staircase with a big fluffy tail and both you and Naraku's scent in my nose."
"Chambers?"
Inuyasha sigh, "when I passed on to the World of the Dead, I found myself standing at the entrance of this castle. The doors opened and there was my father, waiting at the entrance for me. So I stayed with him I the castle and helped him rule the Western Lands of the Dead.".
"I guess that there is life after death then huh?"
"I supposed, but it was extremely boring without you and the group. They did however show up after sixty years or so. Miroku came first then Sango a year later. Good thing about the after life is that you can choose the age you want to look like. Come to think about it I think Sango is still smacking Miroku's head every time he flirts with any of the castle maids.
"Well that's Miroku for you always the perverted monk, even in death."
"You might want to introduce me to the other professors when we get to the Great Hall, I doubt that I have been formally introduced."
"Since when did you start to care about introductions and diplomatic formalities?" Came Kagome's surprised voice as she raised an eyebrow at the demon.
"Five hundred years of living with my dad, I had to learn something apart from new swear words."
"WHAT!"
"Hey believe it or not, he has a much more colorful vocabulary compared to mine."
"So I assume you also learnt English I take it."
"I had five hundred year to kill, English had become the dominant language in the World of the Dead.
"Wow, Inuyasha finally learnt something." Joked Kagome.
"Don't push it, I know how bad trigonometric tests are now." He said as they entered the Great Hall and took their places at the teacher's table.
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-Everyone is lounging about in the studio after a hard day's work-
Harry: So you guys were late because both Inuyasha and ENSIGN were taking it out on each other.
Kagome: Yup that was just about it.
Hermione: Kinda childish don't ya think?
Sango: What can you expect from demons?
Ron: So who won?
ENSIGN: No one did, Kagome sat Inuyasha before it was concluded.
Cho: Sat?
Kagome: Oh, whenever I say sit -Splat- . . . that happens -Points at Inuyasha-.
Harry: Ow. That must hurt. How did you do that Kag?
Inuyasha: KAG!!!
Sango: Did we forget to mention that Inuyasha is very jealous.
-Door opens and a figure dressed in miko garbs walks in-
Kikyou: Hello? Is this studio nine?
Everyone: O_O !?!!!!?
ENSIGN: Erm. This is studio eight, you got the wrong one. You are already dead in this fic.
Kikyou: Oh? Thanks. -Walks out-
Harry: Who was that.
ENSIGN: Apparently Inuyasha over here is two timing Kagome.
Hermione: And you are allowing him to do this?
Kagome: It's complicated.
ENSIGN: She's just a bitch anyway.
Inuyasha: Take that back bastard. -Draws Tetsusaiga-
ENSIGN: Oh, if it's a sword fight you want. I would be more than happy to obliged. -Draws out his katana, Soul Reaper-
Inuyasha: Kaze No Kizu. -Streaks of orange fire rushes towards ENSIGN-
ENSIGN: Soul Stealer. -Streaks of black energy erupts from Soul Reaper-
-Flames from the Kaze No Kizu and the black energy mingle and burn each other out-
Miroku: He parried the Kaze No Kizu?!?!
ENSIGN: I see Totousai lives up to his reputation as a master sword maker.
Inuyasha: Where did you get that katana from?
ENSIGN: Your brother found it in Kaijinbou's hut. Since he couldn't use it he gave it to me as a token of our alliance as he would put it.
Inuyasha: So you have stooped low enough to using a cursed sword.
ENSIGN: This sword may lack the destructive power of the Tetsusaiga but it has the ability to either destroy one soul or steal a hundred souls. Kinda like your Tetsusaiga except that I may return any of the stolen souls.
Inuyasha: So how many souls have your sword fed on?
ENSIGN: Just one.
Inuyasha: Who?
ENSIGN: Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Inuyasha: You destroyed his soul right?
-ENSIGN nods-
Inuyasha: Well then. All is forgiven. Come on let me buy you a drink.
-ENSIGN and Inuyasha walk out-
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Author's Note: Man it is hot over here in Australia. Knew I should have came here a few months ago. Anyway, here's the next chapter.
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-Sengoku Jidai at Kaede's hut-
Kagome: Come on Inuyasha, we are gonna be late is we don't make a move soon.
Inuyasha: Keh! Who cares he can't start without us anyway.
-A black blur streaks into the hut-
ENSIGN: Yo!
Miroku: ENSIGN? What are you doing here?
Kagome: I think I know, he's here for Sango.
ENSIGN: -Twitches tail in irritation-
Sango and Kagome: KAWAI!
ENSIGN: Crap I forgot. -Wraps tail securely around shoulder and leaps away from girls-
Inuyasha: Big deal, it's just a tail.
Kagome: Inuyasha's ears are cute as well. -Approaches Inuyasha and starts tweaking his ears causing him to purr-
-Meanwhile Sango has cornered ENSIGN and has grabbed a hold of his black fluffy tail-
Sango: Soft and fluffy. -Pets tail causing ENSIGN to go into la la land-
Inuyasha: Ha! The idiot is purring again.
ENSIGN: -Snaps awake- Say that again.
Inuyasha: I said ..
ENSIGN: -Rushes and rams Inuyasha out of the hut-
Inuyasha: So a fight you want huh?
ENSIGN: If you insist.
-Inuyasha draws out the Tetsusaiga while ENSIGN draws out a serrated black bladed katana-
Inuyasha: So you got a new sword.
ENSIGN: yes I did.
Sango: Looks like we are gonna be late after all.
-Back at the studio a small group stands outside the doors-
Ron: Are you sure this is the place.
Harry: It says so on the address he gave us.
Cho: Looks like ENSIGN is late. Should we wait?
Hermione: Lets give him ten minutes then we go have brunch and come back later.
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Chapter 10
Inuyasha
-No. I just don't feel like telling you the location okay-
Kagome snuggled closer to a foreign warmth as she rubbed the tip of her nose against something smooth and cool. She sighed and rubbed against it again, then pressed her hands against it. "Hmmm. how strange," She thought to herself. Kagome opened her eyes, and nearly gasped as her sleep-fogged mind registered what could only be someone's chest at the end of her nose. She glanced down at what she was wearing, she was wearing one of her lavender yukatas, then upwards into the face of a now sleeping Inuyasha. "How did I get into this situation?" Kagome asked as she attempted to get up. Something firm around her waist held her down. Kagome looked down at his arm just as Inuyasha drew her closer to him. "Trapped like a rat," she thought sardonically as she looked up at him again. He slept on his side facing her, with his other arm above her head. Kagome tapped his shoulder and cringed, waiting for him to respond. He didn't. Kagome released a shaky breath, and then allowed herself to look at him. "What happened to him? He now has Sesshoumaru's markings on his face." Kagome mused as she traced his blue marks with one of her fingers. "Oh, his ears, how I missed them." She remembered as she started tweaking them.
"Aren't there village laws against molesting people in their sleep, because they used to have them five hundred years ago?" Inuyasha grumbled as he cracked an eye open.
Kagome blushed furiously as he looked at her.
"Wait a second, what are you doing in my bed?" Kagome had finally realized the position they were in.
"Before you scream hentai and bring all the other humans in, take a look at what your other hand is holding."
Kagome looked down at her right hand. There clutched in her death grip was Inuyasha's fluffy white tail.
"Gomen." Kagome apologized as she released her hold of the fuzzy appendage.
"Thank you." With that he took back his arms and got off the bed.
Kagome sat upright in the bed and took in the sight in front of her. She was in her room, or at least she thought she was. There was dressing screen and a closet on the right of the room. Beside the closet there was a makeup table. On her left right beside a door leading to what she could make out as the toilet was her chest of things she brought. Right in front of her, stood Inuyasha bathed in the sunlight that was pouring in from her bedroom balcony.
He still looked like to old Inuyasha except for the bushy tail and markings on his face. Something was different about him though, it was the way he stood, and it was more straight and upright than his normal slouch. Hell he could have passed for a shorter version of Sesshoumaru if it wasn't for the ears and presence of his left arm.
"Are you gonna lay there in bed all day or are you going to go for lunch?" Inuyasha asked breaking the silence.
"Lunch?"
"Yeah its already midday judging from the position of the sun."
"Shit. I'm late for my class." Kagome swore.
"Relax, that old codger said something about not having classed till after lunch today."
"Oh thank god. I thought that I was gonna be late on my first day on the job. So what happened anyway?"
"Huh? Oh, that, you fell asleep and I carried you back into the castle, then this old guy and hag that reminder me of Kaede told me to take you the infirmary. I told them that you were alright and you could heal all your wounds. They were a bit reluctant but lead me here instead." Explained Inuyasha calmly.
"Okay." Kagome digested the new information. "So why were you in my bed and who changed my clothes?"
"You had one hell of a grip on my tail and it was too painful to pull out of your hands so I had no choice."
"Oh." Kagome blushed. "So who changed my clothes?"
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In the teachers common room a group of professors were lounging on the many chairs and drinking tea. The common room was filled with portraits on the walls, each leading to a different professor's room.
"HEANTAI!!!!!!!" All chatter stopped in the common room as the voice of Kagome echoed throughout the castle.
"What was that?" Asked a startled Trelawney.
"Shouldn't you know that since you are the professor of divination?" Jeered Snape.
"It came from Kagome's room." McGonagall said as she walked towards the room drawing her wand. The others followed suit.
Nothing could prepare them for the sight they witnessed. It looked almost humorous. Right in the corner of the room cringed a very scared Inuyasha as a pissed of Kagome towered over him.
Inuyasha had his hands over his sensitive ears as Kagome unleashed a barrage of words upon him. Since Kagome had resorted to Japanese, the professors had no idea what was going on. McGonagall however did manage to catch a few words that were in English, works like "Stupid perverted dog demons" and "Stripped me naked". Looking at Kagome and realizing that she was dressed in a lavender Japanese outfit instead of the one she had worn yesterday. McGonagall put two and two together before breaking down in laughter.
Kagome's merciless assault of words was halted when she heard laughter from behind her. Turning around to face a group of now curious professors she blushed.
"Sorry." She apologized.
"Don't worry about it." McGonagall spoke now recovered from her laugh. "Come on, out. Let's leave these two have their privacy." She said as she assured the other professors out of the room.
Inuyasha was grateful that the woman had quenched Kagome's anger. Never had he seen Kagome like this. He was terrified, he didn't think she noticed but her eyes had turned white and an enormous amount of energy was flowing from her.
"Thank god that she's on our side." He thought.
Kagome watched the professors leave, her back still to Inuyasha. When her portrait has closed she strode to her closet. Selecting a miko's outfit with a black hakama she went behind the dressing screen. She did all this with her back to Inuyasha.
"I'm sorry Kagome." Inuyasha said realizing that she was still mad at him.
Her mind went blank. Did Inuyasha just apologize? Yes he did. Kagome stuck her head out from the side of her dressing screen.
"Apology accepted Inuyasha, but you'll have to follow me to class later as punishment."
"Well that wasn't so bad." He thought. "Guess she still has that forgiving nature in her."
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-Guess-
It was lunch time and the Great Hall was packed with students. Like usual the tables were filled with a wide verity of food. Like in all schools, rumors about yesterday's events had spread like wildfire.
"Have you heard about some of the stories these people think up?" Said Ron as he seated himself beside Harry.
"I didn't really pay much attention to them after Dumbledore told us what those creatures were." Replied Harry as he reached for a chicken wing.
"You don't suppose he's gonna tell the school?" Questioned Hermione.
"Still I find some of the rumors much more believable compared to what he told us." Came Ron's remark.
"Don't you think it's weird that he never mentioned anything about professor Higurashi? Wait, Harry you said something about her being over five hundred years old right?" Said Hermione after taking a sip of her pumpkin juice.
"Man, we need to get in touch with her beauty salon. Do you think we should ask her?"
"I agree Ron, we should ask her, I hate being kept in the dark." Said Harry.
"Don't you two know that it is rude to talk to a woman about her age?" Snapped Hermione.
"Hey Harry you listening?" Ron questioned as he prodded Harry.
"Yeah I'm listening. I was just wondering who that Inuyasha character is. He looks like a demon but he defended Kagome yesterday."
"They both seem rather close, don't you agree?" Said Ron.
"Wait Harry, you said his name was Inuyasha right? Didn't professor Higurashi say something about him being killed by Lord Voldermort?" Interrupted Hermione.
"Yeah I know, that's what got me thinking."
"Yet another question to ask the good professor. When do we have her?" Asked Ron.
"Last period today. We can catch her after class." Came Hermione's reply. She had obviously memorized the timetable.
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Kagome and Inuyasha strode down the corridor towards the Great Hall. The characters in the portraits were following them. Most of them were whispering and pointing at Inuyasha. Kagome noticed this but shrugged it off. Inuyasha however, his temper was wearing thin. The only thing preventing him from slashing at the portraits was Kagome's presence. He didn't want to upset her.
"How are you a full demon now Inuyasha?" Kagome decided to break the silence.
"No idea, probably happened when you brought me back. One moment I was heading for my chambers and the next I was standing on a moving staircase with a big fluffy tail and both you and Naraku's scent in my nose."
"Chambers?"
Inuyasha sigh, "when I passed on to the World of the Dead, I found myself standing at the entrance of this castle. The doors opened and there was my father, waiting at the entrance for me. So I stayed with him I the castle and helped him rule the Western Lands of the Dead.".
"I guess that there is life after death then huh?"
"I supposed, but it was extremely boring without you and the group. They did however show up after sixty years or so. Miroku came first then Sango a year later. Good thing about the after life is that you can choose the age you want to look like. Come to think about it I think Sango is still smacking Miroku's head every time he flirts with any of the castle maids.
"Well that's Miroku for you always the perverted monk, even in death."
"You might want to introduce me to the other professors when we get to the Great Hall, I doubt that I have been formally introduced."
"Since when did you start to care about introductions and diplomatic formalities?" Came Kagome's surprised voice as she raised an eyebrow at the demon.
"Five hundred years of living with my dad, I had to learn something apart from new swear words."
"WHAT!"
"Hey believe it or not, he has a much more colorful vocabulary compared to mine."
"So I assume you also learnt English I take it."
"I had five hundred year to kill, English had become the dominant language in the World of the Dead.
"Wow, Inuyasha finally learnt something." Joked Kagome.
"Don't push it, I know how bad trigonometric tests are now." He said as they entered the Great Hall and took their places at the teacher's table.
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-Everyone is lounging about in the studio after a hard day's work-
Harry: So you guys were late because both Inuyasha and ENSIGN were taking it out on each other.
Kagome: Yup that was just about it.
Hermione: Kinda childish don't ya think?
Sango: What can you expect from demons?
Ron: So who won?
ENSIGN: No one did, Kagome sat Inuyasha before it was concluded.
Cho: Sat?
Kagome: Oh, whenever I say sit -Splat- . . . that happens -Points at Inuyasha-.
Harry: Ow. That must hurt. How did you do that Kag?
Inuyasha: KAG!!!
Sango: Did we forget to mention that Inuyasha is very jealous.
-Door opens and a figure dressed in miko garbs walks in-
Kikyou: Hello? Is this studio nine?
Everyone: O_O !?!!!!?
ENSIGN: Erm. This is studio eight, you got the wrong one. You are already dead in this fic.
Kikyou: Oh? Thanks. -Walks out-
Harry: Who was that.
ENSIGN: Apparently Inuyasha over here is two timing Kagome.
Hermione: And you are allowing him to do this?
Kagome: It's complicated.
ENSIGN: She's just a bitch anyway.
Inuyasha: Take that back bastard. -Draws Tetsusaiga-
ENSIGN: Oh, if it's a sword fight you want. I would be more than happy to obliged. -Draws out his katana, Soul Reaper-
Inuyasha: Kaze No Kizu. -Streaks of orange fire rushes towards ENSIGN-
ENSIGN: Soul Stealer. -Streaks of black energy erupts from Soul Reaper-
-Flames from the Kaze No Kizu and the black energy mingle and burn each other out-
Miroku: He parried the Kaze No Kizu?!?!
ENSIGN: I see Totousai lives up to his reputation as a master sword maker.
Inuyasha: Where did you get that katana from?
ENSIGN: Your brother found it in Kaijinbou's hut. Since he couldn't use it he gave it to me as a token of our alliance as he would put it.
Inuyasha: So you have stooped low enough to using a cursed sword.
ENSIGN: This sword may lack the destructive power of the Tetsusaiga but it has the ability to either destroy one soul or steal a hundred souls. Kinda like your Tetsusaiga except that I may return any of the stolen souls.
Inuyasha: So how many souls have your sword fed on?
ENSIGN: Just one.
Inuyasha: Who?
ENSIGN: Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Inuyasha: You destroyed his soul right?
-ENSIGN nods-
Inuyasha: Well then. All is forgiven. Come on let me buy you a drink.
-ENSIGN and Inuyasha walk out-
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Author's Note: Man it is hot over here in Australia. Knew I should have came here a few months ago. Anyway, here's the next chapter.
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