[Another crackfic, I believe. The Usual AU, in which they left the office.]
Stanley and The Narrator both sat under a tree; The Narrator reading a book, and Stanley staring up at the sky. Stanley was so bored that he tried reading along to whatever The Narrator was reading, but somehow The Narrator had gotten a book that what printed in cursive. Stanley knew for sure that was on purpose.
There was absolutely nothing to do. Stanley leaned his head against The Narrator's shoulder and closed his eyes. Maybe he could just sleep this off...
'... What the..'
Something small hit against Stanley's face. He cracked an eye open.
Bzzzzzzz.
Stanley's eyes shot open and he jumped up. "BEE!" He shouted, flailing his arms around his facial area. The Narrator heard Stanley's outburst and quickly scooted away from him. The bee had left, but Stanley was still looking around. "Where did it come from?" He asked aloud to no one. He spotted a bee hive hanging from the tree above them.
"AHA!" Stanley exclaimed. He grabbed a nearby rock and prepared to throw it.
The Narrator saw this. "Stanley, don't-!"
Too late.
The rock hit the hive, causing it to fall from the tree and hit the ground, splattering honey all over the men below. Angry bees emerged from the hive, flying steadily towards them. The Narrator dropped his book and ran over to a frozen Stanley. "I think we'd better go.." he said, urging Stanley in the other direction.
The men sprinted away from the swarm of bees, screaming at the top of their lungs.
[Prompt: Imagine your OTP running away from a swarm of bees.]
[This was, embarrassingly, REALLY short. I apologize.]
[So, to make up for it, I'm posting two chapters. Again, sorry.]
[Please review!]