Last time on Total Drama Cruise, we had our passengers compete in a two-part challenge. Fishing and then cooking. With the stakes high, a.k.a, first class or empty class on the line along with somebody's chances at winning one million dollars, every team was at their best…except for one, the Black Hearts, with a bitter feud between Matt, who wants to be team captain, and Emma, who IS team captain, there was no chance of them winning…Jupiter messed up big in the challenge, but SOMEONE, switched the votes, I know who, but I won't tell, anyways, Ford, who barely did a thing was kicked off next, find out who walks the plank today, on total…Drama…CRUISE!
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The Black Hearts- Empty Class- Remaining Members: 9
The Black Hearts were all gagging at Chef's nasty cooking, some of them were knocked out, and others were just puking, but I guess it's natural for a teams first time in Empty Class eh?
"Ugh…Why did you have to make us lose Jupiter?" Matt yelled.
"Don't you dare yell at her!" Emma said, "It was just as much your fault as it was hers!" Emma yelled.
"How was it my fault?" Matt asked, "I did my best in that challenge, you're the one who said all my ideas sucked."
"Hey guys, I know how we can solve this!" Dan said.
"AND HOW'S THAT?" both Matt and Emma yelled.
"BY SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!" Dan laughed, as he tipped over and fell backwards giggling.
"How's that gonna help?" Matt asked.
"You two are so g'damn annoying, can't you see that the whole team is basically dying over there, and you two are arguing over who lost! Look, point is, we lost, Ford's gone, and now we are stuck in Empty Class, arguing is gonna get us nowhere, we have to think of strategies to win, and that is what will propel is further in this game," Skye growled.
"Skye, you just sealed your fate! This whole team is completely idiotic!" Matt said face palming.
"Actually, Skye made a decent point, we need to keep this team together, we're beginning to go bonkers," Emma nodded.
"Matt, if we ever get back to first class, I challenge you to a Super Smash Brothers fight!" Jasper shouted.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Matt asked.
"You insulted my love, I want to duel you to take back the respect that you have stolen from her," Jasper said.
"Weirdo…," Matt said, as he walked out of the room. "That guy boils my water," Ryan said, with steam coming out of his ears.
"Even so guys, we did form an alliance with him, besides, it may be an asset to keep him around for a bit longer," Skye suggested.
"Even if he is an asshole," Jennifer grinned.
"FINALLY! PEACE AND QUIET!" Dan yelled, as he collapsed back over, with smoke streaking from his mouth, he was more high than usual.
"Anywaaayyy…, Emma what are we gonna do? It's US, against Matt's alliance, and we could all three be very easily the next ones voted off," Carmen said.
"She's right, we either have to keep winning or…we have to get other people on our side," Jupiter said.
"Whose side is Dan on though?" Carmen asked.
"I don't know, he's a sneaky one though," Emma said.
"Well…it'll be hard, right now we're uneven if we do get Dan, it'll still be four on five," Jupiter said.
"Than it looks like we'll have to trick some people," Emma grinned.
The Wild Cards- Normal Class- Remaining Members: 10
"And still no eliminations!" Leo cheered.
"And still no returning to that nasty Empty Class!" Calvin cheered.
"And we still get good food because DJ is our Chef!" Brooklyn cheered.
"And we're still the best team ever because we're the Wild Cards!" Ace cheered.
"And I'm finally gonna go out with Tonia, because I'm the coolest guy here!" Zakk cheered.
The five of them all one foot on a seat, and one on the ground, and were pointing outward over the pool, while Mimi and Katara laughed, Zacharious shrugged, and Cleo and Tonia rolled their eyes.
"You guys certainly love being members of this team don't you?" Mimi asked, as she laughed harder.
"I absolutely adore it!" Ace cheered, "Go Wild Cards!"
"Go DJ!" Brooklyn cheered.
"Oh not again, will you guys please just stop," Zacharious said, rolling his eyes.
"Is something the matter, we're just happy," Zakk said, offering Tonia some chocolates, who seemingly accepted them, but then threw them back in his face, he then fell over and into the water.
"We're just saying, we could lose at anytime, we have to be serious," Cleo said.
"Oh calm your crap! We gotta be happy!" Calvin said, "Right Ace?" Calvin asked, looking at this raccoon, who nodded.
"Right," Ace said, giving a thumbs up.
"I was talking to my…ah whatever, LET'S GO WIN!" Calvin cheered.
"Go Wild Cards, go Wild Cards," Ace, Calvin, and Leo all said as they danced and kicked their legs.
"What a bunch of idiots, right sis?" Cleo asked.
"The only idiot is Zakk!" Tonia said as she shoved his head underwater.
"Oh…this team…how I would kill to be on another one," Zacharious mumbled.
"Time to go swimmin," Katara said as she hopped into the pool.
"We'd better keep our guards up still guys, we gotta make sure we can keep our winning streak goin," Mimi said.
"Don't worry Mimi, we can do that in our sleep!" Leo cheered.
"We've won everything so far, why stop believing in ourselves now," Zakk said, as he came up, gasping for air.
"TO THE BEST TEAM EVER!" Ace cheered, holding up a glass of lemonade, all of the others clapped theirs against his and cheered.
The Goddesses- First Class- Remaining Members: 8
"We finally get to see first class, and I finally get to see my beautiful Starr in a non-sludge covered bikini," Julius said, as Starr punched him square into the pool.
"Perv…," Starr mumbled, as she sat back down, "Gosh…I hate people…," Starr groaned.
"Me too girl, cept I hate you too, I shoulda been captain!" Keisha said, as she was doing her hair in the mirror.
"Ugh…, answer me this, how come when I became Team Captain, we actually won a challenge for once?" Starr asked, "did you ever think of that? HUH!"
"We'd be on a winning streak if I would have started out as the captain," Keisha said.
"Starr is the best captain ever!" Julius said as he hopped out of the pool, Keisha tossed a chair at him, and he fell back in, head first.
Wally and Tan shook their heads at Julius from the other side of the pool, but laughed anyway.
"Julius may be a creepy perv, but he is what keeps this team goin, in terms of being funny," Tan laughed.
"Agreed, he may be an annoying weirdo, but I still think he's a decent guy, kind of…," Wally laughed.
"I can't believe we can finally just relax," Trinity said, as she laid back.
"Someone's not relaxing though…," Tan said, laughing, as Aurora was on a jet ski in the pool.
"!" Aurora shouted as she spun a corner, causing all the water to splash all over Keisha, Keisha punched the chair next to her angrily.
"What was that for?" Keisha growled.
"What was that for?" Starr asked, rubbing her head, the chair that Keisha punched had broken, and Starr was the one sitting in it.
"It's not my fault you decided to sit next to me, I guess I'm just to beautiful," Keisha smirked.
"Ummm…I was here first," Starr yawned.
"Ladies, settle down, there is no need to fight, Bill said, as he stepped out of his cabin with a towel around neck.
"Shut up Bill! This girl gonna die!" Keisha said, as she did a karate pose.
"You aren't even worth the time," Starr yawned.
"Starr's right, keep arguing and you'll be the next one voted off," Bill explained.
"Or she will, and then I'LL finally be the team captain," Keisha smirked.
"If you say so Keisha," Bill said, rolling his eyes.
"ALRIGHT PASSENGERS, I'M KINDA LOOKIN TO SEE YOUR DESIGN ABILITIES, SO WE'RE GOING TO DROP ANCHOR AND LAND ON THE NEAREST SHORE FOR A BEACH PARTY!" Chris said over the intercom, as everyone on the boat cheered.
"Okay, now I think we can win!" Cleo cheered.
As all the campers got off, expecting the party to be set up, they realized that Chris was instead standing in front of a pile of crates, with Chef and DJ behind him.
"What's with the crates Chris?" Aurora asked.
"Their for today's challenge," Chris snickered.
"I thought we were having a party," Cleo whined.
"You are, but you'll be picking the theme, and setting it up," Chris explained.
"That's the challenge?" Ace asked.
"Precisely, the winning team will be the theme of the beach party we have tonight, and because I'm feeling nice today, everybody will be at the party except for the eliminated passenger," Chris grinned.
"This challenge rocks! We have to come up with something cool!" Jasper cheered.
"Alright, get moving, your supplies are in your color coordinated crates and your team flags are where your location will be, ready…GO!" Chris said, as the teams grabbed their supplies and headed to their spots.
The Black Hearts showed up at their spot and began unloading the crates.
"What kind of theme should we do, I'm open to any and all suggestions," Emma said.
"Pot!" Dan cheered.
"Ummm…no…," Emma said, face palming, "DJ is one of the judges and I'm pretty sure he is anti-drugs."
"How about…pizza!" Matt suggested.
"No! If you say it, we aren't doing it!" Emma growled.
"Ummm…how about bikini beach bash!" Ryan said as his nose started bleeding and he began drooling as he imagined all the girls on his team in bikinis, and Jennifer punched him in the back of the head.
"NO WAY!" Jennifer yelled.
"How about video games?" Jasper cheered.
"If that's the best we got then we hafta do it," Emma said, "Alright, video games it is," Emma nodded.
"So does that mean I get to lead the project?" Jasper asked.
"If you think that will help us win," Emma smiled.
"Then lets get movin!" Jasper said, cracking his knuckles.
Meanwhile, the Wild Cards began to set up their party.
"Alright, we should do a Vegas theme," Ace suggested.
"Ahem…how about since I know the most about parties, I pick the theme," Cleo suggested.
"But Ace is the captain," Katara said.
"I'M PICKING THE THEME!" Cleo growled.
"Ummm…no you're not Cleo…Ace is…," Katara said.
Cleo knocked Ace out, "Oops…, now I guess Ace can't pick the theme, oh well…," Cleo shrugged, "Now listen up! We're going to do a tea party theme!"
"A tea party, okay, I'm ten, and even I know that's lame," Brooklyn stated raising an eyebrow.
"It is NOT lame," Cleo roared at her, "Do you wanna end up like Ace?"
"Cleo, calm down, we'll do the tea party," Tonia said.
"Of course you'd agree with her, you're her sister," Zacharious said.
"Don't you dare insult Tonia's word, who cares what we do!" Zakk yelled at Zacharious.
"GUYS! Stop fighting and lets just start!" Mimi yelled.
"Right, now empty the crates and get started on my tea party, I'll supervise," Cleo said as she tied Ace to a pole, "Oh and if you even think of trying to untie him, you won't get a spot at the party," Cleo said as she laughed and walked around, "Now, assignments! Tonia and Zakk, set up the tables and pick out a pretty pink tablecloth for the tables."
"How about black?" Zakk suggested, Cleo glared at him, "Pink it is…," Zakk sighed.
"Good, next…Calvin, Mimi, and Katara, boil the tea, and bake the cookies, and everything else we need as far as refreshments," Cleo ordered.
"Can we have fireworks?" Calvin asked, rubbing his hands together.
"No," Cleo said, "Next up, is Zacharious and Brooklyn, you two will be in charge of design, that means set up a bunch of stuffed animals and balloons to pretty this place up," Cleo grinned.
"Ugh…whatever, might as well just listen so she doesn't blow a gasket," Zacharious said, rolling his eyes.
"And Leo…, you get to follow me around and discipline people if they disobey me," Cleo said.
"M…me, okay…I guess…," Leo gulped.
"Good, NOW GET GOING!" Cleo yelled.
Now over at the Goddesses party, Starr was coming up with ideas.
"Lets do like a Hawaiian theme or something," Tan said, standing on one of the surfboard props.
"I think that sounds reasonable," Starr nodded.
"So then Hawaiian theme luau it is!" Tan grinned, hopping off the board.
"Plus we have these cute palm tree thingies," Aurora said, pulling two out of the box.
"And we have pineapples and coconuts in one of the food bins," Wally said, holding up the box labeled, 'fruit.'
"And we've got a whole case of wicked surfboards in here too," Tan nodded.
"We got everything that we need then," Bill cheered.
"Then let us get started yo!" Julius said.
Back at the Black Hearts, things were actually going quite well, "Alright, and the Legend of Zelda stuff can go there," Jasper pointed, as Ryan and Skye set down a statue of the master sword.
"This party looks rockin man!" Ryan said.
"I'm more of an XBox fan," Matt said.
"Nintendo is better," Jasper said as he began to walk over to an area where the whole cliff was being covered with a Mario backdrop.
"Well I say we need some Halo and Call of Duty in here," Matt said, "Dan, bring that box full of weapon props," Matt ordered.
"Here ye go bitch!" Dan laughed as he tossed the box to Matt.
"Just to give it a little coolness," Matt said, pulling out an AK-47.
"I'm the project manager and we aren't using that stuff," Jasper said.
"Well I say we are, this place looks stupid," Matt said.
"This party will be amazing! But we aren't using that dumb stuff, got it?" Jasper yelled.
"Whatever, but if we lose, you have to quit!" Matt said.
"Deal," Jasper said.
Back at the Wild Cards, Cleo had taken full charge of the team.
"NO! This is all wrong!" Cleo growled at Mimi, Katara, and Calvin.
"What did we do wrong?" Mimi yelled, crushing a tea cup in her hand.
"You guys made oatmeal cookies, nobody likes…oatmeal cookies," Cleo said, smacking herself on the head with her clipboard.
"Well Ace does…so I made them for him," Calvin said, crossing his arms.
"Ace is out cold, tied up to a tree, out front of this tent," Cleo said, raising an eyebrow.
"I meant my pet raccoon!" Calvin yelled.
"Whatever…, how's the tea coming Katara?" Cleo asked.
"Ummm…I was supposed to do the tea?" Katara asked.
"Yes! Ugh…you guys are all total idiots, Leo!" Cleo said, snapping her fingers, "Tie Katara up next to Ace please, Calvin, you're on tea, Mimi, you make the cookies!"
"Sorry Katara…," Leo said.
Ace was awake now and sitting next to Katara, "What the hell happened?"
"Cleo knocked you out to take control of them team, and lemme tell ya, she's doin a hell of a job," Katara grinned evilly.
"What? Please tell me she's not doing that awful tea party theme," Ace said, smacking his head against the tree.
"Yup, she is, and I'm tied up cause I messed up tea duty!" Katara roared.
"This is terrible," Ace whined, "We're supposed to be the best team ever!"
Cleo walked over to where Zacharious and Brooklyn were working.
"BROOKLYN! That teddy bear is crooked!" Cleo yelled.
"I'm sorry, I'll um…I'll fix it!" Brooklyn said, running over and straightening the teddy bear.
"No, too late, Leo, tie her up, Zacharious, how are you doing with balloons," Cleo asked, after she got no answer, she asked again, "Zacharious?"
"Too…many balloons…need air…," Zacharious said, whose face was now purple.
"Leo, take him to the others," Cleo said, snapping her fingers.
"That girls crazy!" Brooklyn said with a grumpy look on her face as she was tied next to Katara and Ace, along with a still dizzy Zacharious.
"I…think…I lost…some brain cells…on that one…," Zacharious moaned.
"Damn…this has to stop!" Ace shouted.
"Whose gonna be next I wonder?" Katara asked.
Cleo and Leo went to where Tonia and Zakk were working.
Zakk was ripping the pink tablecloth to shreds, while Tonia was standing there watching.
"ZAKK, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Cleo asked.
"Must destroy pink!" Zakk said as his eye twitched.
"Leo, now!" Cleo snapped her fingers, and Leo dragged the now insane Zakk and tied him up too.
Pretty soon, everyone, but Tonia and Leo were tied up.
"Very good, now we can do everything my way," Cleo said.
"What do we need to do sis?" Tonia asked.
"Untie them," Leo said seriously.
"What did you say Leo?" Cleo asked.
"I said untie them, we can't leave them like this!" Leo said.
"They disobeyed orders, their staying where they are!" Cleo growled.
"No! They're getting untied," Leo said as he set everyone free.
"Now…Cleo…how about we show you what losing is really like," Mimi said.
"Maybe we should tie her to a stick, with meat on it, and dangle it over the ocean," Katara laughed.
"That's taking things to far, but…, we can tie her up," Brooklyn said.
"You guys can't do this, without me we won't finish the party, we'll lose!" Cleo said.
"That's the point," Ace said.
"It's all over, you made us not the best team ever," Zakk said.
Over at the Goddesses, things were going nicely.
"Alright, lets go win first class again baby!" Tan cheered as he lit up the lights.
"This parties bangin!" Julius said, trying to be cool.
"Never say that again," Starr said, rolling her eyes.
"We're done, and we have five minutes to spare," Aurora cheered.
"Great! Now lets just wait for the judging," Starr said.
"ALRIGHT GUYS, TIME'S UP! WE'LL BE AROUND TO JUDGE SOON!" Chris said through a megaphone.
"Okay, starting with the Black Hearts," Chef said.
"This parties pretty cool, unfortunately, I don't play to many video games, so, I'll give it a four," DJ said.
"I agree with DJ, I'm not big on video games, but five," Chris said.
"I'll give it a nine, I love Mario!" Chef cheered.
"At least they didn't do Halo or Call of Duty, those games SUCK," Chris laughed.
"Yeah, total points: eighteen!" Chef said.
\ "Now to the Wild Cards party," Chris said.
"Uhhh…there's nothing here," DJ said.
"This place is deserted," Chris said.
"Zero!" Chef said.
"Yeah, screw the rules about given a one, zero," Chris said, giving a thumbs down," Chris said.
"I'll give them a one, just so they aren't completely hopeless," DJ said.
"So…total score: one," Chef laughed.
"One more team to go," Chris said.
"Ummm…all ten, you guys agree?" Chef asked.
"I'm up for that!" Chris said.
"Me too," DJ nodded.
"Total Score: Thirty, two perfect's in a row for the Goddesses!" Chef cheered.
"Booyah!" Wally cheered.
"Hawaiian Luau baby!" Tan cheered.
"Alright, we have our losers, the Wild Cards, for the first time, will go to elimination," Chris laughed.
"And it's a bit obvious whose goin home," Calvin laughed.
Author's Note: Now every team will have lost at least one member, lets go!
Christmas in a few days! YAY!
Alright, guess the title reference again, as always.