A/N: We will now be entering a new section of our tale called the super uber-tastic adventure, which has more than one part and contains a crazy, illegal car trip to the psych ward. Enjoy.

The Super Uber-tastic Adventure, Parto Uno

"Hey, can you drive me to the hospital?"

"Why?"

"If you're going to ask questions, I'm going to go home and take everyone one of the pills in the medicine cabinet in my bathroom."

"I guess that's why. I'll get the keys."

As they pulled out of the driveway, Ty-lee waved from her window, calling,

"Where are you going?"

"To the hospital," Mai called out of the passenger's window.

"Cool! Can I come?"

"I'm sixteen. I can only have one non-family member in my car," Zukp pointed out.

"Shut up, Law Abiding Lucy," said Azula, getting into the car. "Come on, Ty-lee!"

She got into the car too, and the car resumed motion. Soon after, they almost ran over Aang, who was taking out the garbage.

"Get in! We're going to the hospital!" Azula called out the window.

"Cool!" he exclaimed, getting into the rapidly filling vehicle.

They passed Sokka and Katara's house, to find Katara working on her bike and Sokka filling his bird bath with red wine.

"Hey, do you want to go to the hospital with us?" Aang called out of the window.

"Sure!" Katara called back, and she and her brother joined the growing gang.

"Why were you putting wine in the bird bath, Sokka?" asked Ty-lee.

"Drunk birds are funny," he shrugged.

Toph, who was sitting on her front steps, jumped when they honked the horn.

"Get into the car! We're going to the hospital!" called Katara, and the blind girl shrugged and got in.

"Where are you going?" called a woman from the door, presumed to be Toph's mother.

"I'm going to the hospital with my friends! God, mom, you're so NOSY!"

And they pulled away.

"I have to pee," said Ty-lee.

"You're going to have to wait until we get there," Zuko replied.

"I'm hungry," whined Azula.

"They have a lot of jello at hospitals, right?" said Mai. "You can get jello when we get there."

"You don't get jello unless you're sick or crazy," Azula griped.

"Sokka is stepping on my foot," Aang said, glaring.

"I can't help it. This car was meant for maybe four people, and there are like eight," the accused rebuttaled.

"We need gas," Zuko said. "I'm going to go to a gas station - you all have five minutes, and then I swear to god I'm leaving without you."

The second the car stopped, everyone piled out, leaving Mai sitting in the car alone, and Zuko outside pumping gas.

"Hey, mister...do you want to buy an icepick?" asked a homeless-looking man, approaching Zuko.

"Um...why would I...want an icepick?"

"You look like the glacier-scaling type," shrugged the hobo. "So how about it? Only twenty bucks."

"Hey, Mai...do you want an icepick?" he asked through the window. "I mean, I know it's not the best present to give a girl, but..."

"Yeah, okay," she replied. "If it's only twenty bucks."

Just then, Sokka was returning from the convenience store, and Zuko relieved him of ten bucks to purchase his interesting goods.

Five minutes later, the entire gang was back in the car, Mai now the proud owner of an icepick.

"Let's sing," Ty-lee suggested, but Azula punched her in the arm.

"Does anyone know where this hospital is?" asked Katara.

A chorus of,

"Not really's and 'no's came back.

"We'll figure it out," shrugged Zuko.

"Next time I'm suicidal I'm going to come to someone with GPS," Mai sighed, turning her icepick over in her lap in a slightly threatening way.