(Backs away in advance) Ok, I'm really sorry. Please, all those who are actually still reading this, give a big thank you to StarryFaith for reminding me that this story exists. Now, I spent the night at my friend's house last night, and she was so hyperactive she has permanently traumatized me, so if you notice a difference in my storywriting then that's probably why. She gives a new meaning to "insane".
Now, before you get out your giant pitchforks, I just have one thing to say to you… LOOK!! THE NUMAIR PLUSHIE! GO CHASE IT! (Runs away while you aren't looking)
Oh, and a note to StarryFaith, I've been trying to get this out since last Thursday but fanfiction chose the time that I was updating to be a poo and not let me upload the next chapter.
Still Day 6:
The Bumble Bees:
DAJA: OK, next we gotta find a….. oh, kill me now.
NEAL: Le gasp! I didn't know you were an emo!
DAJA: The next item is a… (quiet squeak) cat…
AL: … (twitches)
DAJA: (winces)
AL: … YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
DOVE: …?
AL: KITTY KITTY KITTY! YAYNESS!
DAINE: OK, we get the point, Al.
DAJA: Right, now what are out tactics for this one?
DAINE: I could turn into a cat for you…
AL: Oh, no need! I carry a healthy supply of cats wherever I go! (reaches inside himself and pulls out a tabby) See? (puts cat back)
BRIAR: Uh… great… (backs away)
Team Fungus:
HARRY: Now we have to find a… red-and-black sparkly pen. Interesting.
NUMAIR: Use this! (pulls black pen out of pocket)
ALY: Great! But… it's just plain black, not red and sparkly.
NUMAIR: Well excuse me for sacrificing the device used to record my superior intellect! (throws pen on floor and storms off)
TRIS: MY HAND IS BLEEDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (runs around clutching hand when she trips over the pen) Oooh, shiny! (picks up pen and licks it) But… it doesn't taste shiny… (drops pen which is now stained red in places from her blood)
TEAM FUNGUS: (stares at pen) …………….EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
NUMAIR: Honestly, the viruses that could be speeding through that pen right now… the next person to pick it up could get AIDs or herpes or something…
ALY: (raises eyebrow) Or a cold. (picks up pen and stores it in pocket)
NUMAIR: GASP! INFECTION! INFECTION!!! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAY!!
The Bumble Bees:
NEAL: So now we are looking for… Uh… Santa Claus…?
BRIAR: But… Santa doesn't exist…
NEAL: Wha – what?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOESN"T EXIST?? Aww, thanks for crushing my childhood dream!!
BRIAR: Uh… riiiiiight… So, Santa? How are we meant to find Santa?
DAINE: Well, Santa apparently lives in the North Pole, right? So maybe we'd find something if he headed north…
DOVE: But we're on a deserted island somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere!
DAINE: How do you know we're in the Southern Hemisphere?
DOVE: (points to sky) I saw the Southern Cross last night. And besides, Fungus reckons we're on an island off the coast of Australia.
BRIAR: OK, enough of the freaky nerd talk…we'd better start off…
(After walking for around five minutes, they come across Iroh, the dude who stole the basket on day 5. He is still eating his roast duck)
NEAL: (gasps) ZOMG IT'S SANTA!!!!
IROH: (eats duck)
DOVE: That's not Santa!
DAINE: So? The judge doesn't know that.
DAJA: I guess he looks enough like Santa to pass…
BRIAR: OK, let's take him! (drags Iroh over his shoulder)
IROH: (eats duck)
Team Fungus:
ROGER: Next we have to search for a shard of the Shikon Jewel.
(silence)
ROGER: OK, can anyone tell me what the heck a Shikon Jewel is?
NUMAIR: It's a power-enhancing jewel that can either be complete good or complete evil. There is only one and it is extremely rare, and even if we do find a shard, we'll probably have to fight an extremely powerful demon to the death…
TRIS: SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!
ALY: So what are the chances of there being this jewel on the island?
NUMAIR: (thinks quickly) 16549872316756446786467434787165787465164644546588514564237343.16786486 to 1.
HARRY: That's not as bad as it could be! Oh, look, I think I found it! (bends down and picks up a shiny shard of something)
KEL: Hey Genius, that's a broken glass bottle.
(I appear)
ME: (gasps) Naughty naughty, people are littering my torture area! (takes glass and disappears)
KEL: (sarcastically) Aww, and I thought we could get away with it too…
ALY: Hey, why don't we ask that In-a-washer dude? He's a demon, he might have one!
HARRY: I thought he left the island when he finished those hamburgers…
TRIS: O hammy burgers, how I cherish you so…
(Inuyasha falls from sky)
INUYASHA: Who said hamburgers?? Was it that shrimp? (points to Ed)
ED: … (twitches)… SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP?!? (goes insanely crazy on Inuyasha who holds him away with one hand on his forehead)
NUMAIR: Good sir, might you have a shard of the Shikon Jewel?
INUYASHA: (stares) Good sir? I'll give you good sir!! (Swipes at Numair)
NUMAIR FANGIRLS: (gasp and scream) ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! (destroy Inuyasha, so he's left lying on the floor, twitching and bleeding from his many scratches and scrapes reminding him to be very kind to Numy…)
A NUMAIR FANGIRL: (screams in joy at Numair) I LOVE YOU!! (glomps Numair and disappears with the rest of the fangirls)
(A/N That very lucky Numair Fangirl can be Pink Squishy Llama, if she wants to be, for her loyal reviews and awesome stories )
NUMAIR:…that was weird…
INUYASHA: (jumps up) I don't die that easily! But… (shudders) I'll know better than to attack you this time…)
ED: OK, I'm sick of this dog boy. Inuyasha, just give us the damned shard.
INUYASHA: You've got another thing coming if you think –
ED: (transmutes arm into a sword and stabs it through Inuyasha, then grabs the jewel shard from his pocket) Thank you!
(A crowd of Inuyasha fangirls appear)
INUYASHA FANGIRLS: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
(A crowd of Ed fangirls appear)
ED FANGIRLS: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK INUYASHA FANGIRLS!!!!
(Epic battle between Ed fangirls and Inuyasha fangirls then ensues, mainly consisting in girly slaps and jabs)
(I appear)
ME: ENOUGH! OK, sorry Inuyasha fangirls, but we all know Edo is way cooler than Inuyasha. Now go AWAY!
INUYASHA FANGIRLS: WHAT?? What are you talking about?! (huge argument)
ME: SHUT UP! OK, we've all agreed Ed is better, right? Good. Disperse!
INUYASHA FANGIRLS: (outraged outbursts)
ME: DISPERSE!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA FANGIRLS: (disperses)
ME: (sighs) Good. (stares at Ed fangirls, who are gleefully triumphant) You too, guys…
ED FANGIRLS: Awwww…. WE LOVE YOU ED!!!!! (disperses)
ME: Well, if that wasn't weird… (disappears)
NUMAIR: Uh… what just happened…?
HARRY: Who cares, we got the jewel!
NUMAIR: (shrugs)
The Bumble Bees:
DAJA: Next we gotta find…uh… roast…chicken…?
BRIAR: (frustrated sigh) Dammit! All we have is a fat guy with duck!
IROH: (eats duck)
DAINE: You know what this means, right? (is twitchy)
NEAL: CHICKEN HUNTING!!
DAINE: (shudders)
DAJA: But it's a beach!
DOVE: There's a forest behind us…
DAINE: Aww, do we have to?
BRIAR: Yup! (pulls out gun as a chicken conveniently waddles out of the forest)
DOVE: I can't watch! (Hides in Daine's pocket)
BRIAR: (Aims gun)
(I appear)
ME: NO!!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!!
BRIAR: But then how will we get the prize?
ME: (sighs) Here. (hands a bowl of roast chicken to Briar) Just don't tell the other team that I gave it to you… and promise you won't shoot the chicken!!
BRIAR: (throws away gun) Sure! (takes chicken)
ME: Oh, and don't let Iroh get to it… (glares at Iroh who is already trying to steal it) …as a matter of fact, I'll take him now.
(I disappear with Iroh)
DOVE: What just happened?
DAINE: I don't care, just get out of my pocket! It's creeping me out…
Yeah, a pissy chapter, (and a very short one) but I wanted to get it out so I could keep my word to StarryFaith. Thanks again! And I will try to get the next one out as soon as possible, because I'm getting braces tomorrow and probably wont want to talk for a while – plenty of time for typing! Seriously, I would have written more if I hadn't just watched the end of Conqueror of Shamballa… because now I'm all sad that it's over… :D . Anywho, I hope I get some reviews… because I don't really think people are still reading this… :S lol. Hope you all had a great Easter… and Christmas, because I think I haven't updated since before then… (sweatdrop)