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Cullen library
Chapter 10.
EPV
" I knew I should of bought that GPS" Alice said angrily
" Shut up Alice, we're not lost!" Emmett countered.
For the last two hours it felt like we were driving around in circles. I must of seen at least five red houses that looked exactly the same.
" See I told you we weren't lost!" Emmett said. As he was speaking a huge gun warehouse appeared out of no where. It looked like it would be Emmett's dream come true. Emmett ran inside like a two year old in a candy store.
Emmett approached the guy at the front counter.
" Hey, do you need anything" The guy said.
" Yeah, may I please see that ak-47, that sniper rifle, and that paint ball gun over there?"
He nervously bought them over.
" Anything else , sir?"
" Yeah, that kevlar piercing semi automatic, and those two 38 specials"
" So do you see any that you like?" the guy asked.
" I'm just gonna take them all"
That took the guy off guard, I don't think that he ever had someone buy so many guns. He did the standard backround check on Emmett, to which Emmett passed. While Emmett was scouting out bullets to buy, Alice was in the clothing section. She found some outfits that she had liked and she was deciding which ones to buy. Jasper was scouting the tactile gear, making sure to buy 5 of the best quality ones in the store.
" Rose, tell me which one you think is thicker?" Jasper asked.
" The black one, definitely" she responded
" Okay, we're gonna take these" He said.
Emmett was fighting with the guy on which was the best bullets.
" But these are good for hunting!" the guy said
" But these are good for anything!" Emmett countered
" Yes, but these will give a clean kill!" The guy said.
" I've hunted with that brand before and every time it was not a clean kill!" Emmett said
" Then your probably not a good hunter!"
" Excuse me!"
" Something your doing is off, not the bullets"
Emmett had to think about his hunting for a minute and then countered " nothing I do while hunting is wrong, I would know that!"
They spent the next hour in a huge fight over hunting. When Emmett fought with someone, he was usually passionate about it. It was like he was a grizzly bear protecting his turf ( in this case his hunting strategy). Man this was really embarrassing. He even roared like one at some points, they were now fighting about the different growls.
" I lived in rural Washington state for gods sake, I think I would know more than you !" Emmett said.
" I've hunted there"
" Well that may be all well and good with you buddy, but I lived there I saw grizzlies every fucking day for god's sake! I think I would know their different sounds!" Emmett countered
" That was a staple meal out there!" Emmett continued.
" I ate it until it was coming out of my ears for god sakes!"
" I've ate it before too" the guy said
" What were you out there for two weeks or something!" Emmett said
" No I was out there for three weeks"
it was getting bad at this point. Emmett roared again to demonstrate the sound of a dying bear and we bought everything hastily as we dragged him out of the store.
" I think that we missed the Exit!" Rose said
" No we didn't, its Exit 10 right?" Emmett said
" Emmett, we're on Exit 22!" Alice shouted
Emmett then turned his head as we passed Exit 23.
" Yeah I think that we missed it, not by much though" Emmett said
" Emmett we're 13 numbers above the Exit we should of taken, that's more than a little bit!" Rose said!
"Correction now we're 14 numbers above the Exit" I said as Emmett blew past Exit 24.
" As I said before, I knew that I should of bought that GPS!" Alice said.
" Can it Alice!" Emmett said.
" Don't tell my girlfriend to " can it"!" Jasper shouted!
" Hey if your girlfriend stayed home once in a while we wouldn't be here!" Emmett shouted.
" Shut it Emmett, its not Alice's fault that Mike's a freak, what could she have done anyway's , she's not a super hero!" I said.
" There's a turn around over there, we're gonna have to take it." Rose observed.
We ended up taking it but now we had no way of getting back to the spot that we wanted.
" We're gonna have to jump the median, thank god we're in my jeep!" Emmett exclaimed. Rose had outfitted his jeep so that he could go 4-wheeling in the worst terrain, an anniversary gift two years ago.
When we jumped the median, the car was airborne for two minutes. Alice was screaming the whole time " We're gonna die!". I knew better though, from 4-wheeling with Emmett. His car would not get damaged if he had a say in it. Alice had gotten around to saying the "our father" when it hit the pavement again. A large cracking sound followed.
" Great, now im gonna have to fix something!" Rose shouted.
We lucked out thought that it wasn't something that turned the car off permanently or anything.
Emmett was crying about his jeep the rest of the ride. He really did care about it. When we got into the town we headed over to the nearest dinner to get something to eat, we had been on the road all day, getting lost multiple times. Everyone had the vegetarian meals, since that was all that looked good.
" I wish that Bella was here" Alice said glumly.
" We're gonna get her back!" I said to cheer us both up.
" We'll probably take her here so that she can get something to eat, I doubt that scum is feeding her" Emmett said.
" I wonder what's happening right now" Rose said.
BPV
I awoke in a strange place. It looked like a disgusting, perverted bedroom. The sheets looked like they had never been washed since they were bought, and they looked really old. Where there was not weird stains, there was printed space rockets on them. I looked around the room and saw that the walls were covered in pornographic posters. It was really perverted. WHERE THE FUCK WAS I ?My nose hurt really bad, it must of been broken. When I get out of here, im gonna have to have that fixed. I tried to scream, but my mouth was covered in duck tape. In fact the kid practically mummified me, that's how much duck tape was on me. It was then that the door opened and Mike entered. He was naked from head to toe. Oh shit...why's he naked? He then proceeded to walk over to me and tried to pull my pants down. I struggled so hard that he didn't succeed.
" Damn it ill have to try later, when you least expect it." Then he punched me and it all went black.
EPV
Out of no where I had this really bad feeling that Mike was trying something. I couldn't explain it. I was eating my salad when it just hit. I could tell from the look's on Alice and Jasper's faces that they had the same feeling.
" What, do I have food in my teeth or something?" Emmett asked. As always Emmett never got it.
" No its not that. I can't explain it" I told him.
" Neither can we!" Alice and Jasper said together.
Emmett looked bummed out like he was missing out on something.
" Trust me, you'll be glad that your missing out on this!" I told him
" Okay" he said. We then left the diner.
" If something like this ever happens to one of us again...Emmett's not driving" Alice said.
We were lost again, this time in a back street in the town. He had no clue where we were, though he wouldn't admit it.
" We'll be on the main road again in just a second!" Emmett said as he took a road that only lead to another weird back street.
"We should of map quested it!" Rosalie said disgustedly
" Rose honey, im better than technology!" Emmett said.
" Oh really, Ask Jeves, then where the hell are we?" Rose countered. She got him on this. She caught him looking at road signs.
" Just admit it Emmett, we're lost!" We shouted at him.
" WE'RE NOT LOST WE'LL ..." he started
" BE ON THE MAIN ROAD IN A MINUTE... EMMETT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR!" We cut him off
" GIVE UP, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, NEXT PERSON WE SEE, WE'RE ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS!" Rose shouted at him.
" I don't need no stinking directions!" Emmett said defiantly.
" Oh really then, how much longer till we get there?" Rose said .
" Uh, um..." He started to think.
" exactly, you don't know, Mr. Im Better than Technology!" Rose said.
" We'll at least I volunteered to drive!"
" Only because you don't trust anyone else!" Rose countered .
" The part that I don't get is that, your not driving around in some fancy $90,000 sports car, and you won't even let me drive the thing!"
" I don't want her to break"
" Don't give me that, I'm minoring in Mechanical Engendering for crying out loud, im the best Mechanic you know and still I cant drive what I fix! How fare is that?" Rose countered.
They then launched into a couple's argument for the next half hour.
" Hey, look there's someone!" Alice shouted.
We then pulled right up to them.
" Excuse me, do you know how to get to North street? And can you tell us how to get onto the main road?" Alice asked.
" Well your way far away from the main road never mind North street, North street is on the other side of town. To get to the main road, go straight till you get to the first fork in the road, then go left. Follow that until you get to the first intersection, then go right. About a half mile after that you'll reach the main road. North street goes directly off the main road on the left side about 3/4 of a mile in." The guy said.
Well Captain Navigator in the driver's seat thought he said second fork so we wound up lost even longer . Rosalie was extremely pissed at him.
" He said first, you idiot, first" She screamed as he took the second fork.
" If something ever happens to me, Jazz, make sure that bozo never drives!" as Alice said this she threw a dirty look in Emmett's direction.
" Sure thing, same thing if something ever happens to me!" Jasper responded.
When we finally got back onto the main road, Emmett was so excited that he decided to fool around with the car. He would drive into the other lane, stop unexpectedly and pull donuts every chance he would get.
" YOU IDIOT, YOUR GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!" Rose shouted as Emmett narrowly avoided hitting another car.
Emmett started singing which was the only response that he gave to Rose. He then pulled another donut.
" IM NEVER EVER DRIVING WITH YOU AGAIN!" Alice shouted. Everyone thought that Emmett was losing his marbles.
" AND YOU SAID THAT YOUR WORRIED ABOUT ME DRIVING! IM SURPRISED THAT YOUR CAR SURVIVED YOU!" Rose shouted.
It was then that we found the road