WTFudge

By Fluff

(xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks)

Thanks to: funsize, Cassie93, crazylily, STRAWBERR1, DeLaReY-DeLaReY, R.W, summersgirl2526, fantasygirl26, X-x-Your-Ugly-Duckling-x-X, Ellemay, BrazenFerlie, TheRedBandit, Sarah, Lugia Smiles, Arcinia and Angeleyes274 for reviewing last chapter.

Disclaimer: This applies to the whole story because I know I'll forget to post this on every chapter. I don't own Harry Potter. All characters and places belong to J.K Rowling. All I own is the plot and Rosa, Brendan, Bambi, Larry, Mrs. Willow... ok, basically any characters you don't recognise. However, Bridget Daltrey belongs to Sarah's Scribbles, who has kindly let me use her in this story.

A/N: Not as many reviews for last chapter. They seem to be decreasing as each chapter goes by... -sighs- But I shall continue! Because I remain faithful to my remaining reviewers and because I actually quite like this fanfic.

Enjoy!

- Fluff

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"Areas all over the country are being flooded as the heavy rain fall has caused rivers everywhere to burst their banks. People are being forced to abandon their homes and belongings and go to stay with relatives... I personally think.." But what Mr. Radio Presenter personally thought about the floods I did not find out, as I couldn't stand to hear anymore about the flooding and pulled the plug out of the socket, cutting the power on the radio.

"Rosa! Guess what!" Bridget exclaimed, suddenly bursting into my room. It was the day after the Hogsmeade shopping trip and I was actually beginning to feel a lot better about relations between Sirius and myself. We had a great time in Hogsmeade, even managing to go through the whole day WITHOUT arguing. Well, not counting when we first arrived in 'The Three Broomsticks', but everyone fights a little, right?

"What?" I asked, not moving my eyes from the laptop in front of me.

"My god, will you get off that thing! You're addicted! You talk to that Theo guy 24/7!" Bridget moaned and she glared at me. I rolled my eyes but pushed the laptop further along my bed out of reach. I gave Bridget an expectant look.

"Sirius and I are back together!!" I didn't really hear her at first because I'd been too busy edging my way along the bed, trying to discreetly reach the laptop without Bridget noticing. However, I then realised Bridget had said something. Then I realised what she had said. Then the laptop fell off my bed and cracked the screen.

"No!" I screamed.

"For Merlin's sake, it's just a laptop, Rosa!" Bridget said, scowling. I glared angrily at her, trying to convince myself that the pain I was feeling was actually for the laptop rather than because Sirius was dating Bridget again. How could Sirius do that? After we had been getting on so well... kind-of... OK, after we had just begun speaking to eachother again! I thought speaking terms was good for us! Well, apparently I was wrong.

I must have been looking pretty upset because Bridget suddenly looked very guilty, "I'm sorry, Rosa... look, don't cry or anything... I'm sure it's fine... LOOK! LOOK! You got a new MSN message! It's working!" I looked up from my hands and saw that the laptop was indeed working. The laptop was actually looking quite normal, if you didn't count the large crack down the middle of the screen. I looked up at Bridget, who gave me an encouraging smile and realised that it wasn't Bridget's fault that she was dating Sirius again. She was just an ordinary girl, who happened to have fallen for a admittedly very hot guy. A guy who I had used to like. Past tense.

"Who's the message from?" Bridget asked me, as I picked the laptop up from the floor and sat back on my bed. I shrugged vaguely. "Theo again?" I didn't answer. "Honestly..."

"Bridget, go powder your nose or something," I told her.

She rolled her eyes, "Very funny and, yet, I can tell when I'm not wanted. See you at dinner IF you can bare to drag yourself away from your darling laptop for half an hour!" I glared at Bridget, who merely smiled sweetly before walking out of the bedroom and shutting the door behind her. I looked back at the laptop.

Baby Babyy: Hey, what happened?
Ode to Florence: I dropped my laptop. XD
Baby Babyy: LOL.
Ode to Florence: Hmm...
Baby Babyy: You don't seem as chatty as before?
Ode to Florence: Yeah, probably because my ex-boyfriend is a bastard.
Baby Babyy: I thought you were getting on better with him.
Ode to Florence: Well, I thought so too! But nope, apparently not.
Baby Babyy: What do you mean?
Ode to Florence: He's dating my cousin. Again.
Ode to Florence: Don't ask about the cousin/him/me thing. It's quite complicated.
Baby Babyy: LOL OK. Why does it matter anyway? I thought you were over this guy, right?
Ode to Florence: Yeah. No. Kind-of.
Baby Babyy: ...
Ode to Florence: No! I'm not over him!
Baby Babyy: What?
Ode to Florence: I haven't been over him since we broke up! In fact instead of getting over him, I just seem to be getting more and more attached to him! It's like hell! HE is making my life hell by just existing near me! And the worst thing is that I think I've fallen in love with him.
Ode to Florence: I've fallen in love with my ex-boyfriend.
Ode to Florence: I need to give Jerry Springer a call.
Ode to Florence: Don't you think?
Ode to Florence: Theo?

I frowned at the laptop screen. The doorbell rung downstairs. "ROSA! GET THE DOOR!" Bridget shouted from her room. Still wondering why Theo wasn't replying, I sighed and got up from my bed. I ran down the stairs, almost knocking Brendan over on my way down, and opened the door. James and Sirius were standing on my door step. With suitcases. "Erm, why are the two of you standing on my doorstep with suitcases?" I asked faintly.

"I think Sirius should explain," James announced. James and I both looked at Sirius. Sirius didn't look up from his mobile, which I was sure he must have nicked from someone because I highly doubted his parents knew what mobiles was and it was even less likely that they would agree to buy him one. Maybe the Potters had bought it him but that sounded equally as strange.

"Sirius?" I said. Sirius still didn't move. He continued to stare gormlessly at his mobile.

"Padfoot?" James waved his hand in front of Sirius' dazed eyes, before shrugging and giving me an apologetic look. "Sorry, Rosa. He's been like that for a few minutes now. Anyway, didn't your mum tell you?"

I narrowed my eyes, "Didn't my mum tell me what?"

"Err..." James shifted uncomfortably and it was obvious that what ever my mother had neglected to tell me, he didn't feel too happy about informing me of either, "We're your new house mates. SURPRISE!"

"WHAT!" I roared.

James laughed weakly. "Yeah, haven't you heard about the flooding?"

"Of course I have! Who hasn't!"

"Well, my house was hit by the flood and my parents have gone to stay with my grandparents and we were going to go too but then your mum rang up and offered us rooms at your place," James explained, grinning.

"Wow. It's like Christmas time all over again." I told him, not bothering to hide my sarcasm. James gave me a pleading look. I sighed, taking another look at their suitcases. "FINE. You can stay."

James cheered, "Thanks so much, Rosa! Ok, c'mon, let's get the suitcases in!" I grabbed a hold of James' suitcases and pulled them into the house. Sirius' suitcases also followed but Sirius still seemed unaware of anything going on around him.

"Has he taken crack or something? Because I really don't fancy having my house raided for drugs by the police," I said jokingly. Sirius didn't move. I looked at James.

"Padfoot, in we go!" James declared cheerily, pushing Sirius through the door. James grabbed the mobile from his hand and Sirius awoke from whatever trance like state he had been in and seized the phone back.

"Sorry... I just, err, got a junk text from Pizza Hut or something," Sirius said, quickly closing his phone and slipping it into his pocket.

"OK..." James replied slowly, raising his eyebrows at me.

"MUM! OUR NEW ROOMIES ARE HERE!" I shouted loudly.

"Roomies?! What the hell?" Brendan and Bridget both appeared at the top of the stairs. Brendan took one look at their suitcases and groaned. "Please tell me this is a wind up!"

"No. Their house is flooded so Mum invited them to stay." I informed him.

"How long for?" Brendan asked in a terrified whisper.

"Good question," I said.

"About a month or so," James replied brightly.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Brendan shrieked.

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