Alliance Security Log 34876.A-84
Location: KCH London
Victims: Multiple staff members
Reports received of multiple staff members from KCH London behaving erratically. Staff members include doctors, nurses and surgeons.
UPDATE: Several affected staff members have been interviewed. They appear to be suffering from hallucinations. One doctor had to be restrained after climbing on to the back of the officer interviewing him and shouting "Gallop, pony, gallop!".
UPDATE: Two thirds of KCH staff are now affected. No patients have been affected.
UPDATE: Tests show considerable amounts of the hallucinogenic recreational drug LSD in every victim's blood stream.
UPDATE: Alliance Department For Contagious Disease And Chemical Warfare have tested the hospital's water supply. LSD has been found in the water coolers and coffee machines in every staff room and staff canteen in the hospital.
UPDATE: KCH Administration Board accuse LCDR SHEPARD, J. of being the source of the contamination, despite having no proof.
UPDATE: LCDR SHEPARD, J. has been ordered to move along by Alliance Security Officers after being found inside a room where multiple victims are awaiting treatment. He was taking vids, eating popcorn and cheering.
UPDATE: All victims have received treatment. Despite extensive searches, origin of contamintation cannot be located.
CASE STATUS: Closed, Unresolved.
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: SAMARA
To: SHEPARD, J.
Subj: Zaeed Massani
It saddens me to have to involve you in this Shepard, but my attempts to inform Mr. Massani personally do not seem to have made a difference. Please inform him that if he continues to send me flirtatious extranet messages whilst intoxicated, then by the Justicar Code I will have no choice but to remove his genetalia.
Samara
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: MASSANI, Z.
To: SHEPARD, J.
Subj: RE: FWD: Zaeed Massani
I love feisty women.
Z.
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: LAWSON, M.
To: SHEPARD, J.
Subj: I Know It Was You
Care to explain why my personal computer was hacked and the desktop background replaced with a naked picture of you?
Miranda
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: SHEPARD, J.
To: LAWSON, M.
Subj: RE: I Know It Was You
We'll bang, k?
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: Blood Pack Recruitment
To: SHEPARD, J.
Subj: RE: Spare Vorcha?
We do not currently, and will never have, a vorcha you can "borrow" to occupy your hospital bed while you escape. Please stop pestering us.
B.P.R.
ALLIANCE REQUISITION ORDER 8001920
From: LCDR SHEPARD, J.
Dispatch Location: KCH London
Item(s): Superman Costume, Male, Large
Reason: To prove a point
-REQUEST DENIED. AUTH: R.O. 361 REASON: UNNECESSARY
-REQUEST HELD.
-REQUEST DENIED. AUTH: ADM HACKETT, S. REASON: UNNECESSARY
-REQUEST HELD.
-REQUEST APPROVED. AUTH: ADM HACKETT, S.
-REQUEST DENIED. AUTH: ALLIANCE SECURITY. REASON: HACKED CODES.
ALLIANCE REQUISITION ORDER 8002131
From: ADM HACKETT, S.
Dispatch Location: Alliance Command, Vancouver
Item(s): Elephant Manure, 1 tonne x 30,000
Reason: Enjoying the smell?
-REQUEST APPROVED. AUTOMATIC CLEARANCE.
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: HACKETT, S. ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNT
To: SHEPARD, J.
Subj: You Win
I should have known better. Thanks for the elephant manure. I'm sending you your costume.
Hackett
ALLIANCE REQUISITION ORDER 8002321
From: ADM HACKETT, S. ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNT
Dispatch Location: KCH London
Item(s): Superman Costume, Male, Large
-REQUEST APPROVED. AUTOMATIC CLEARANCE.
EXTRANET MESSAGE
From: ADM HACKETT, S.
To: Alliance Requisitions
Subj: Requisition Order 8002321
I want you to find the biggest spider you can, I want you to put it inside that Superman costume, and I don't want Shepard finding out until he puts that costume on and finds that spider climbing over his shoulder.
Hackett.