SO! New chap! Kay so lemme break this down! I will be going out of town this weekend so I will not be able to update anyone of my stories! BUT! Good news! I AM OUT OF MY WRITERS BLOCK!! I AM NOW AS YOU READ THIS WORKING ON CULLEN'S GO ON VACATION!!-random crowd cheers- SO! (wow I say that a lot) ON TO THE NEWEST PHONE CALL!!!!!!!!

Edward calls Nessie!

RING RING RING!

WHAT!

Nice to see that I am so loved by my only daughter.

Hmph! Is this better? Hello my dearst daddy-kinz? How is your day going?

Very!

TO BAD! What do want!?

-sigh- Where are you going?

I AM GOING OVER TO BAYLEE'S HOUSE!!\

Who?

My BFFETSIHAIAHHBSWABFFS!

What?

-sigh- I Said she is my BEST FRIEND FOREVER ENVEN THOUGH SHE IS HUMAN AND I AM HALF HUMAN BUT STILL WE ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVERS!!

Did you get any of that?

Yes.

Dad.

Fine! A little bit!

Dad.

OK! NONE OF IT GOD!

LOL BYE DADDY!

Hangs Up.

There ya go! Review!