Me: I finally found out what unit will come next! First, disclaimer please!
Prussia: … li-
Carol: li43101 does not own anything except me, her idea of doing this, and some jokes!
Me: What the- Carol, you are not supposed to be here!
Carol: *chuckles* I had to. Bye! *leaves*
Prussia: … Beaten to the punch by an OC… *pouts in the emo corner*
I read the title of the manual, and when I saw what unit we got, I felt a relief of sanity.
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual
I could not help but smile. At least we finally got a unit that is sane… mostly anyways. It was then I noticed that 1) the others were out of the dining hall and introducing themselves to Drake and 2) Prussia was right behind me.
"… What do you want Prussia?" I asked, turning to him. He then smirked.
"Kesesesese~ I just wanted to see who this un-awesome unit was, aru," He said, using China's signature phrase. I could not help but giggle.
"I guess that's fine, aru," I said, giggling. Prussia started to chuckle. He looked at the others. France and Artie are on the ground while Kayo is kicking them, yelling something about them trying to grope/rape her and Drake.
"You think we should tell them, aru?" He asked, chuckling. I giggled even more. I toke some deep breaths and stopped giggling.
"We probably should," I answered, trying not to burst out laughing. I doubt I could tell them we now have China without laughing now
"Hey, un-awesome people, pay attention to the new un-awesome unit!" He yelled. Why thank you Prussia for willingly volunteering to get their attention for me. Kayo looked at Prussia with a glare that could kill. She then sighed.
"Fine… Tell me who we got before I go back to kicking the idiots who dared try to rape and/or grope me and/or Drake," She said, kicking Artie one last time for good measures.
"Here's a hint. He's an eastern country, and says aru a lot, aru," Prussia said, making me giggle at the last part. America scratched his head then snapped his figures.
"South Korea," He guessed. Everyone was silent for a few moments an everyone except him and Conchita face-palmed. After a few minutes of explaining that it was China, we got down to business.
"So… How should we wake him?" Drake asked. I read the removal part.
"Well, one of us could get a few hours' worth of lessons on Mandarin by singing the Chinese national anthem horribly off tune and with bad pronunciation. On the other hand, we could play Japanese, Korean, or Cantonese and end up with yelling at for the Korean one. Then again, China jumping at us after speaking Russian once we open the box does not sound pleasant. My opinion would be to play Japanese music so we don't get yelled and/or jumped at. Your votes decide it," I said as I read the manual. Everyone was in an agreement with my opinion. After that, we got my laptop out, but then we started arguing about what Japanese song to sing.
"I think we should do a song that Margarita sings! Kesesesese~" Prussia suggested. Russia, for once and probably only time for who knows how long, nodded in agreement with Prussia.
"Dude, I totally think we should let Conchita sing!" America said, signaling to Conchita who nodded in agreement.
"F*ck no; I think Allen and Riliane should sing, not the other f*cking idiots!" Romano said earning him glares from everyone.
"I think Allen and Riliane should sing too!" Spain said.
"I think ye all need to shut up now. I think Kayo be the one singing." Artie said with a smirk, making Kayo have a look that said 'H*ll no.'
"Honhonhon; I agree with Artie." France said, getting up and then kicked down again by Kayo. After more minutes of arguing, I silently snapped and decided enough was enough. I luckily knew that there was a crowbar in the kitchen for emergencies. I went to the kitchen, grabbed it out of the cupboard, and came back out and hit Artie (who Kayo is chasing) on the back on the head.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP!" I yelled, obviously angry. Everyone stopped arguing, and that was when the box started moving.
"Who is yelling out there, aru? And why am I in a box, aru?" A Chinese voice asked. It took all of us to silently relax, and after I put the crowbar back in the cupboard, and came back out to see Russia poking the box.
"Yao-Yao, are you in there?" He asked. The box then started to shake violently. I feel sorry for poor China.
"R-R-Russia, is that you, aru?" China asked, with obvious fear in his voice. Again, I feel sorry for poor China.
"Da," Russia replied, with a childish smile. The way he said that almost cute. I decided to go back into the kitchen, grab a bottle of vodka, and handed it to Russia.
"I think you should leave opening the box to me," I whispered to Russia. He nodded, taking the bottle of vodka. I signaled Kayo over to help me open it. Before we could do that, China suddenly stood up, sending the top of the box (actually, it looks more like a crate, even though its color looks more like a box… weird… I'll just call it a crate for now on…) flying to the ceiling… making it land on Prussia. When the crate lid hit him, he crumpled to the ground.
"OW!" He yelled as he got back up. He glared at the confused Chinese man standing in the open crate.
"That was TOTALLY un-awesome old man!" Prussia growled, rubbing top of his head. When China realized that Prussia called him an old man, he attacked Prussia with a large wok he pulled out of nowhere.
"I'M NOT OLD, ARU!" He said while beating the life out of Prussia. Before he could knock Prussia out, Gumi started loading her gun. Romano saw this, panicked, and kicked China off Prussia.
"OW, ARU!" China yelled, as he started glaring at Romano. Before he could retaliate, Gumi spoke up.
"Good boy, Romano. You already learned that when I load my gun, it is bad news for anyone who is causing shenanigans. Anyways, I apologize for that China. I'm Gumina Glassred, but call me Gumi or else a bullet will leave this gun," She said, pointing her now loaded gun at China. China then realized what he just did, and got up.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that, aru. It's just that I'm called old so much that it's annoying, aru," China said, bowing down in apology.
"It's okay. I would do the same thing if someone called me old. Anyways, I'm Gallerian Marlon, and I would really appreciate it if you don't get on my bad side," Gallerian said, shooing Prussia's hand away from poking him.
"Sorry about the oddity that's going to go on in this mansion. It is natural. Anyways, I am Kayo Sudou. Also be warned; these tailor scissors aren't just used for tailoring," She said, twirling her tailor scissors around, and then gripping the scissors as she elbowed France in the stomach since he tried to wrap his arms around her waist.
"Hello, I'm Duke Venomania, it's nice to meet you," Venny said, bowing. Kayo smirked at him.
"Lustful d-
"I'm not a lustful duke anymore, so will you stop saying that!" Venny growled, glaring at Kayo, who now had a triumphant smile.
"Hello China. I am Banica Conchita. It is nice to e-meat you. Also if you hear anything about me being a cannibal, it's a total lie," She said, hugging America. Gallerian opened his mouth to say something, but immediately stopped when he saw the look Conchita was giving him.
"Hello, I'm Allen Avadonia, younger twin brother of Princess Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche… If you are wondering, I am an excellent chef and a former servant. In other words, I'm a better cook than a certain someone's in this room," Allen said bowing, a faint smile on his face. From the background, both Artie and England yelled "HEY!"
"Hello, I'm Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche. And I suggest not being around Conchita just to be safe," She said with a smile that hinted some mischief… What are you planning Riliane?
"Hey! I'm not that bad!" She practically yelled at Riliane. Romano looked at Conchita angrily, but before he could respond, Riliane said something that only made things worse for Conchita.
"Then explain why, on the day we got Russia, you tried to FREAKING EAT ME?" Riliane asked/yelled at Conchita. Allen and Romano's eyes widen and they both looked at Conchita dangerously. Romano then charged at Conchita, who hid behind America, pleading for protection.
"Don't worry Conchita, I'm the hero!" America yelled, fighting off Romano. Then he accidentally threw Romano… into Russia. Russia, in frustration, threw Romano… Who somehow managed to hit both Artie right in the gut. Artie then punches Romano off, making Spain start choking him to death. Riliane helped Romano up, only to almost be hit with a chair that broke once it hit the floor. Gallerian then attacked the person that threw that (who was America) only to be punched to the side and straight at Gumi. Venny grabbed Gallerian (by the hair, I might add) and threw him into England, preventing the bluenette from hitting Gumi. After more chain of events, everyone except Gumi, Riliane, Allen, Drake, China, Kayo and myself were in an all out fight.
"… I did warn you," Kayo said, going into the kitchen to get something to eat. Drake then went up to China.
"Hello China, I'm Drake. It's nice to meet you," She said, greeting China with a bow. At least there is ONE person who knows how to greet someone properly.
"Ni hou {1} Drake," He said, bowing back. It was then that I decided to introduce myself.
"Sorry about the fighting, a lot of tensions have shown before you got here. Anyways, I am Margarita Blankenhiem. It's nice to meet you," I said, bowing.
"Ni hou, Margarita; and its fine, just as long as Russia does not get near me, aru," He said, whispering the last part. It was then that Gumi fired a shot into the air, making the fighting stop completely.
"I'm giving those who are fighting 10 seconds to go to your rooms. One...," She threatened, especially when she said one. No one needs to be told that twice, because before she even got to two everyone was running to their rooms. China was in awe, or was it astonishment on how that was resolved? Guess I will never know.
"Does this happen a lot, aru?" He asked. I could only sigh and shake my head as I said, "More than you know," China sighed, as if he regretted asking that. I decided to go to my room to escape this madness. At least I hope so.
3 hours later…
It is official… I grow bored incredibly fast when I am not with any of the units or Vocaloids whatsoever. What makes me think this? I am lying down on my bed, bored with my laptop, bored with my I-pod, and many other things I tried to do to keep myself from being bored. That was when I heard a knock on the door.
"It's open…," I said. I was also going to add an initial threat encase it was Prussia, France, or Artie. Luckily, it was none of the above. It was actually Drake. I swung my legs over the side of my bed and sat up.
"Hey Drake; what's up?" I asked. She came over.
"I was wondering… Do you guys do game competitions?" She asked. Huh. Wonder why she asked that.
"Yeah, but the last time we did that was a week before we got Russia," I answered. She simply nodded. It was then that I realized why she asked that. "… You go get the other Vocaloids, and I'll get the Hetalia guys," I said. She nodded, and we both exited my room with a plan in our minds.
Several minutes later in an Arena…
Okay, it's been decided. After getting everyone into the game room, it's been decided what game we'll have a competition with, and who will be the judge. What game you might ask?
"DEATH TO THE THOSE NOT ON MY TEAM FOR THEY'RE NOT ANY LEVEL OF AWESOME!" Prussia yelled as he shot at Gallerian with his laser gun… Yes, we're playing laser tag. Prussia insisted that we play it. I was the judge. Why? I honestly don't know why OR how I became the judge, or if there even was a point in being the judge in laser tag, but I just went along with it. Anyways, here are the teams:
Team Awesome: Captain: Prussia (… Duh…) and Second in command: Spain. Everyone else on: China, Artie, America, Conchita, Allen, Riliane, and Romano.
Team Kol: Captain: Russia (again, duh.) and Second in Command: France (whose smart idea was that?). Everyone else: Gallerian, Kayo, Venny, Gumi, England, and Drake.
Anyways, Prussia shoots his laser gun at Gallerian, who does a barrel roll to not get hit. It then took him about two second to register what Prussia yelled.
"I'm. Not. G- AHG!" Gallerian yelled as Spain got him. Gallerian, upset and angry at once, left the arena (which you can get to via secret passage in the game room. The mansion is just awesome like that) and sat in the watchers stands, which was next to the judges box. The judges box is basically a bunch of security cameras set up at all point in the arena, except the bathrooms.
Moving on… In one area, Kayo and Drake were waiting to ambush someone, when Artie and China came in. Kayo and Drake quickly stood up and shot at them. Artie ducked, but China was to slow and got hit. Kayo fired at Artie again, but Artie used China as a human shield.
In another area, Russia, Venny, and Gumi were ambushed by Conchita, America, Riliane, Romano, and Allen. Gumi, who we all know has experience handling a gun, shot at Riliane, but Romano, being the 'heroic' man he is, took the hit for her. Russia fired at America, but Conchita threw herself in front of him and took the hit. America, upset that the person who appreciated him the most was out because of Russia, immediately started shooting at said nation. Russia, being who he is, decided to hide behind Venny and make the former duke take all the shots for him. Gumi then shots America, and gets a direct hit. Riliane and Allen then shot at Gumi, but she dodged and ran into a different area.
The watchers seats in the meantime have filled up. I watched with amusement, wondering which team was going to win. To be honest, Russia's team seems like a sure winner because A) they have Russia, and B) they have Gumi.
In another area, Drake and Kayo were still trying to get Artie when Spain ambushed them out of nowhere. Drake got hit, but before Spain could hit Kayo, France (who was missing earlier) got Spain by surprised. France stood triumphantly… which lasted three seconds because Artie then got him. Kayo, knowing she was up against an experienced gun user, sneaked out of the area.
The score now is that Team Awesome has Prussia, Riliane, Allen, and Artie left, while Team Kol has Russia, Kayo, Gumi and England left. Speaking of England, he came out, did a barrel roll and managed to almost shoot Prussia… almost because he missed… Prussia then shot England and won that little battle.
Kayo meet up with Gumi and Russia in a different area, getting ready for the desperate call; ambushing the other team all at once. Prussia and Artie sneaked in while Russia was telling the strategy plan to his remaining teammates. It was then that Allen and Riliane came up from behind Russia and team members and were able to shoot Gumi, but got shot by Kayo and Russia. Prussia, with his stealth, snuck up from behind Russia, tapped him on the shoulder, and when Russia turned around Prussia shot him, but not before Russia pulled the trigger to his laser gun. Let's just say, the team captains are now arguing in the watchers stands.
Kayo, knowing that this won't end well, made a last attempt to shoot Artie. She missed, and Artie shot her. After recollecting, it was decided that Team Awesome won. What is their prize for winning? Well…
"The awesome me shall now claim Margarita's vital regions!" Prussia declared… WHAT?
"No, h*** no, a thousand times no, and infinity no!" I yelled. Prussia made a disappointed look.
"Aw come on Margarita. Can I at least kiss you?" He asked, giving me the puppy dog eyes. I tried to ignore him, but I gave up.
"Fine… But if you do anything, I will have Kayo see to it that you don't do it again," I threatened. Prussia smiled.
"Yes! I promise I won't do anything," He said, claiming my lips mere seconds later… Why did I agree to that? I do admit one thing, I'm glad he isn't French kissing me. I could however smell beer was he breathed. After ten seconds of kissing, he pulled back smirking. "Well?" He asked, wanting to know if that was good enough.
"… That was… Nice… I'm just glad you didn't do France's version of it," I complemented, pointed to the only Frenchmen in this room. Prussia smirked, but then Artie said something that made everyone silent.
"How about our team gets to kiss whoever we want?" Artie asked. The arena fell silent. Prussia, being who he is, then said the thing that made the arena go into an uproar.
"Sure. The awesome me says yes!" Prussia declared, making some of the others glare at him. Kayo wondered why Artie asked this, but then quickly realized why and repeatedly shook her head and saying what I said earlier, only more panicked. America, who was forced to help Artie (by Artie threatening to take Tony away), said "Sorry Kayo," and picked her up so that she wouldn't run.
"Let me go America or else you will never see the sun rise again!" She threatened, flailing in his arms.
"Resistance is futile!" America yelled, gripping tighter as she struggled. Artie, who finally got to Kayo once she realized there was no use in fighting, kissed her for about 14 seconds. In the mist of this, Kayo took of his hat. Why? I don't know, but it probably will not end well for Artie. When he pulled back, he had a smirk on his face that was immediately taken off when Kayo threw his own hat at him in the face... I totally called it.
"Head-shot!" America yelled, dropping Kayo on her feet. He then went over to Conchita, kissed her for about 12 seconds and pulled back. She then proceeded to faint from because she's a fangirl that does that. America then left to take Conchita to her room.
Romano looked over at Allen, who nodded as if giving permission. Romano then pulled Riliane into a 16 second kiss. After that, we all left and went to our rooms. I checked the time to see that it was 8:27 P.M. already. Time sure flies when you're having fun. I couldn't help but think that this sanity will end with the next unit. Actually, is there a unit left that is annoying? If so, please, whoever decided to sends what unit we get next, don't send use any annoying or 'special' units like Artie.
{1} Hello (Or at least my guess on how to pronounce it in Chinese).
Me: Well that took a while. And we even got some romantic parts in this.
China: This is going to last forever, isn't it, aru?
Me: For you, yes. But I can't work on this story forever! Also, send me ideas of the next unit. You can also send in ideas on who should fall in love with who.
Russia: I don't think that comrade Margarita should be with that non-existent country.
Prussia: *about to say something but is knocked out via me with a metal chair.*
Me: I'm ending this here before you guys cause another world war. See you next time!