Fishing Trip Adventures

Arcturus had awoken early the next day. This day, he was going fishing with his father and his uncles. Uncle Frank had made Arcturus promise that he wouldn't tell Angelique about their trip just yet. He figured Angelique had it out for the two men because of their lack of competence on babysitting her "son" as she had put it after beating them both into submission. Then Pistonhead had to let his retardation show and claim it was because she had the hots for the both of them. This only caused a more severe beating. Arcturus had gotten his fishing gear ready the night before and was double checking everything to make sure he had all the necessary equipment ready for that day.

After breakfast and a goodbye to his mother; he, his father, and uncles left to go on their trip. He waved a goodbye to Angelique who was stepping outside her house to retrieve the morning paper (yes, even the labyrinth gets papers) and she smiled and waved back. Her smile quickly disappeared when she saw Pistonhead and Frank with her nephew. She was still pissed off at them and did not really want them to go anywhere near or with Arcturus unsupervised. She muttered a threat under her breath, something with the likes of "if anything happens to him…if you two fucktards let anything happen, youll wish you had never even been born." Luckily none of the men heard this vile threat.

At the fishing hole everyone set up their spots and Frank began joking around with Pistonhead about the joys of manhood and how women couldn't resist his man-sausage. Pistonhead merely rolled his eyes. "Dude, have you ever even….you know….with a woman?" he asked unimpressed. Frank grinned and nodded. "I got plenty ram in my ramrod…when it gets hard nothing stops the man-milk from seeping out." He laughed. Arcturus cocked his head curiously. He left his fishing pole and walked towards his uncles. "Whats a ramrod and man-milk?" he asked innocently. He was nearing the cusp of puberty and was very curious indeed. Frank nearly choked on his beer. "Its uhh…well…." He looked at Pistonhead for support. Pistonhead stammered "Ummm well…your ramrod you know…it leaks man milk." He quickly turned away suddenly very interested in a rock by the bank of the lake.

Pinhead face palmed himself. "Arcturus, a ramrod is slang for penis. And the man-milk as your intelligent uncles so put it, is semen. The semen goes inside the woman's vagina and if you are lucky (or unlucky) she will have a baby in 9 months time." Pinhead left it at that. Nothing more need be said until he was older. Arcturus cocked his head slightly to the side. He wanted to ask his father to elaborate on the subject more but having known his father his entire life, he knew certain body postures, eye movements meant that the discussion was over. Arcturus went back over to his fishing pole and put more bait on the hook. Frank had gotten rather tipsy with his beer and decided to help things along by giving Arcturus a little lesson on the joys of sex and sex ed.

He motioned for Arcutus to come closer. "Listen. This is what really goes down. When you see a hot chick you pecker gets hard. And the reason it gets hard is because its filled with Man-milk only men can make. Now to get a girl preggo, you need to shoot your man-milk at the girls vag. It swims up and 9 months later you have a baby. Sometimes man-milk works and sometimes it don't…it depends. But man-milk is best made during the night or when you see a really hot lady; like Angelique. Me and her dated one time." Frank stated proudly. Arcturus grimaced. He loved Angelique and she was quite pretty…but she was his aunt. And he didn't have feelings like that for her or any girl to be honest. And why would Frank want to date someone like her? He figured that married people should know each other real well before marriage. It was just to weird for friends to marry one another.

Plus Angelique had a vicious streak when she wanted one. And if she heard what Frank had said about her and him, then instead of two uncles, he'd have only one. He cringed again when Frank told him in his drunken state that he had gotten his man-milk on Angelique's kitty cat, and it had almost swam up inside but he had cleaned it off which made Angelique (again, according to Frank) angry because she had always wanted a child. Then Arcturus had been born so she thought of him as her son being as she didn't have any children of her own.

What few fish they caught would pass as a somewhat decent meal. Arcturus was glad for this fishing trip. Just him, his uncles, and his father who decided last minute on Kirsty's behalf to go along with them being as Angelique was pissed off at Frank and Pistonhead and wanted to tear them to shreds. The next day after a fishy breakfast it was time to pack up. It was only one day trip being as both men had prior engagements and Pinhead had responsibilities to attend to at home. Plus he missed his Kirsty. On their way home Arcutus found out a new word. Kitty Cat. This is what Frank had told him that liked to drink man-milk when offered. But he was forewarned by Frank not to let Angelique know much. She wouldn't understand the need to feed a "Kitty" "man sausage" and give it "man-milk" to drink.

After he put his things away he saw his aunt visiting his parents and ran to give her a big hug. Angeliqe smiled and returned the hug. Kirsty noticed that Pinhead had a slight smile. Angelique had calmed down a lot since Arcturus had gotten a bit older. He remembered when his friend had gotten really protective of Kirsty when she was pregnant and after Arturus was born. Even going so far as threatening Pinhead himself to make sure no harm came to his wife or child. Or she'd deal with him personally. Pinhead was very, very, glad she was his friend.

As the four went into the house Arcturus pointedly asked if a women's kitty cat really needed to be fed "man sausage" and drink "man milk" from time to time. He even told her that Frank had said he gave her kitty some "man-milk" but kitty didn't like it much.

Kirsty had to turn her head to hide the stifle of laughter. Pinhead let a small chuckle escape before realizing what happened. His eyes widened and he shook his head as if to say "it wasn't me." Angelique smiled kindly, though her eyes held malice and anger. It wasn't towards her family she was currently with. She knew whom had said this. Frank. Frank. Cotton. Must. Die. And if Pistonhead was foolish enough to get involved then he'd get the same thing Frank was going to get. She said goodbye to her family and went off in search of Frank.

"I feel sorry for Frank." Kirsty sighed shaking her head at her Uncle's stupidity.

Pinhead nodded in agreement. "I do not want to be frank right about now."

In the distance a long, piercing, shriek could be heard all over the labyrinth. Everyone knew, even Leviathan himself knew, whose scream that belonged to. And they knew who was doling out the punishment. and they also knew…how foolish it would be for one to get involved or try and stop said pusnishment.

Coming soon: Arcturus gets a little sex ed from daddy before things get really out of hand.