Hey guys! I'm soooo sorry. I keep having computer problems! I wrote some fanfics, saved it and whoops! My computer had a midlife crisis and erased them. So… then the other computer had a virus :p then the next one…had a virus :p…so I'm sorry. I'm trying Thank you for reading these even if I can't update. But it's almost summer so I'm going to try to update more (like I've never said THAT before) Again I'm sorry and thank you again for reading and commenting, I REALLY EXTREMELLY, SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICALLY appreciate it.

The smell of sweat clung almost physically to the air. Not to mention cow manure. I twirled around in the dusty, windy little arena trying to keep hold of my skirt and hat. I moved with the skirt, up and down and around and up again. I was trying to keep anyone from seeing my underwear. And my runes. But mostly my underwear. Jace came from out of nowhere with a piece of plant stuck between his teeth. "Now darlin' you need to stop doing that there dance. The hoe down don't start till 7." I stopped twirling to glare at him. "Why did you tell me to wear a skirt? I can't keep it still!" He just grinned and caught hold of my arms. My skirt flared up around me and Jace bent down and kissed my exposed leg. I was about to knee the blond off him but he pulled down the jean shorts I forgot I had on and tucked the bottom of the skirt into the bottom hem of my shorts. Then he stood up and smirked at me. I tried to play kick him but ended up sending him tumbling back into a booth of cowboy hats. He stood up and shook himself off. "I'm good. It's all good." I smiled at him as he got up and threw his arms around me. We walked from stall to stall admiring the many trinkets and baubles. At 7 o'clock we headed for the big colorful tent for the bull riding competition. Things were about to get interesting.

M POV: Magnus point of view

Finally! A day off those annoying clients and their stupid, "fix it your damn self!" problems. Nobody had anything they really needed a wizard for. Stupid advance technology. It was always, "I need a portal" or "I need a sleeping potion." Hello? Sleeping potions? Do I look like a friar in Verona helping two dumb starstruck lovers? No! Get some Grey Goose and you'll pass out in about 2 hours. Anyway. Izzy saw a cute cowboy (he was extremely hot) at the mall and signed us up for a bull riding competition, FUN! So here I sit in my neon orange, bedazzled cowboy boots, staring at…..why is Simon petting a bull? Why is Maia running away? Why are people screaming….oh shit.

C POV: Clary point of view

I'm back diary! You'll never guess what happened…dreamy harp music and a fuzzy screen…

"Ahhhhh!" A flash of brown streaked in front of me and landed in a heap in front of Jace. He bent down and tilted his head, "Hey Simon." I looked up towards the screaming frantic wave of people. "What did you do?" I asked. Simon jumped up and looked around. A giant bull walked up to Simon and stood there breathing down on him. Apparently he didn't notice because he looked everywhere but behind him muttering to himself.

"Maybe it didn't see me running. Big idiot. Ha-ha. Stupid cow." Jace pursed his lips in pleasure, loving every minute of this.

"Uh…Simon?"

"Yeah?"

"…"

"It's behind me isn't it."

"Nope."

"Really?"

"Yup."

"Are you lying?"

"Hells yeah."

"Crap."

Simon turned around and used his vampire strength to go straight through the wall. The bull turned to us and blew out smoke…err…dust. Jace stood with both legs apart and looked it directly in the eye. "Grrr. Huff. Huff. Rawwwwwr! Gggrrrreeeeeellllllllwwwwaaaa." I slapped him on his arm. "What the heck was that?" He turned his face proudly towards me, "I speak bull!"

"What was rawr, grelwa?"

"Rawr is 'I AM AWESOME! FEAR ME!' in dinosaur, and grreeeellllwwwwaaaa is Chubbakanese for 'Why are you yelling?'"

I stood staring at him with my mouth open. I was going to say something else but a solid piece of rock slammed into me, knocking me to the ground. Turns out it wasn't a solid piece of rock but Jace catching a giant piece of rock that knocked me to the ground. He tried to grab it before it hit my head but it jerked his arm backwards and knocked me over. I scrambled up and looked for where it had come from. "Thanks." "No prob." His face was pale and his face looked strained. "Jace…." I looked down and saw his arm was bent at a weird angle. "Jace! We need to fix your arm!" "No time for that sweetie." He picked me up and swung me into the rafters while catching the bull's horns and pulling himself on top of it. I flipped midair and kicked the rafters with both feet sending me back to the ground and behind the raging bull. Mundane's everywhere were screaming and running like mad. Simon was running in front of the bull huffing and puffing, probably cussing him out. Jace grabbed both arms and tried to turn the bull by pulling on its horns. A flash of smoke appeared out of nowhere to the right of me and I turned away coughing. Magnus and Isabelle where standing in the middle of the rapidly clearing smoke wearing matador outfits, Magnus had a red cape in his hands and Isabelle had her whip. Alec had taken Simon's place and was running in front of the bull. "Jace! Olay!" Magnus flipped his cape and strode towards the bull. The bull stopped following Alec and turned towards Magnus. Isabelle stood silently behind the cape staring at Simon who was hidden behind some barrels. "Olay!" Jace tightened his grip on the bull and kicked its hind quarters. The bull stomped the ground and puffed, then in a split second ran at full speed towards the red cape. After a few heart pounding seconds Magnus threw his hat at Jace who caught it just as it became a parachute, and flung the cape in the bull's face. Alec appeared behind the bull and grabbed its tail, while Isabelle lassoed its legs. Simon jumped on its back and tied the cape around its neck then hopped off all in about 2.1 seconds. Isabelle flipped the bull over and finished tying the lasso around its legs. Then they all stood up with their hands in the air, smiling. The humans slowly came back into the room clapping. One guy had a huge blond mustache and basically looked like Colonel Sander's in cowboy gear. "Weee-doogies, I ain't ner' seen a bull fight like that! Shooooot. Ya'll must've hog tied 'em in 'bout 8 seconds flat. Dawg-on! Shoot. Ya'll win, I guess." Magnus shook off his neon orange cowboy boots. "All in a day's work." The hot cowboy dude that Isabelle liked came up behind her and kissed her. "My, my. Who knew real cowgirls could be so pretty? I never knew you could do that!" Simon pushed him backwards into the dirt, "That's because you just met her! You don't know her at all!" Isabelle slapped Simon and helped the guy up. "Shut up, Simon. Do you want to go get some BBQ?" "Sure."

All in all. We won the bull riding completion and got a $500 check and a year's supply of BBQ. Isabelle got a boyfriend. Simon is PISSED, Jace has an infected (yet unbroken) arm, and we all have more BBQ then we could possible ever want. So…we gave it to the homeless shelter.