I do not approve of this behavior in any way, shape, or form. Just saying. Anyway, it fits their personalities, so I used it. It worked pretty well, too. :)

::~Perfectly Broken~::

Axel whistled softly to himself as he pulled up into Larxene's driveway. His friend's light was on, so he knew that he wouldn't be waking her up. He just needed that textbook back so that he could start working on his term paper. They took the same class, and Larxene had "misplaced" hers. He knew what really happened, though. She got mad one day on the college campus and threw her textbook across the courtyard. It crashed through the window of the dean's office. Needless to say, she didn't get it back.

He noticed for a moment that Larxene's boyfriend's car was in the drive. He panicked, wondering if it would look bad if he showed up at almost ten o'clock at night. Then he remembered that his friends had picked him up earlier to take him out to some club. Larxene was alone, and Axel could relax. He got out and knocked on her door.

Suddenly, the door was ripped open, and someone yanked him inside and slammed him against the wall.

"Larxene?" Axel asked nervously.

She blinked. "Oh. It's you." She released him. "I thought that you were my boyfriend."

"Why? What happened?"

She scoffed, though there was hurt in her eyes. Anger, too. "Marluxia called me from the bar. Apparently, my boyfriend is there right now sucking faces with some blonde twit that probably is skinny enough to have an eating disorder and be mistaken for a damn hooker!"

Axel rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry, Larxy. Anything I can do to help?"

She glared at him. "Unless you know a way to get back at him, then no. Marley says that this isn't the first time, either. He just never had the heart to tell me about the others."

Axel took her hand and pulled her outside. "Let's get revenge."

He opened up his trunk and pulled out a baseball bat. He gave it to her, took his keys, and slid them along the length of her boyfriend's car. She gasped, then her eyes lit up with an evil glint. She began bashing the windows, the headlights, and the hood of the car. He helped her. After a while, they stopped, breathing heavily.

"I'd say that car is pretty broken," Axel panted.

"...Perfect. Let's go eat popcorn and find a way to make us look innocent."

"Good plan."

Thanks for reading! And remember, this behavior is NOT acceptable.