Hey, all! This fanfiction only has a few more chapters to go! Well, I just finished Furuba Fight a couple of days ago, and now I can get back to finishing this one. Speaking of which, if you all want to see Shigure wreck his own house, then you need to check out that story!

Alright, I'll tell the truth… I lost the evil bag- along with the names… So, instead I chose a name out of the evil mind of the penguin lord! Our victim is… Rit-chan Sohma! Of course, he's a victim in any sense of the word, so… but I must warn you that there is no hell-borne telemarketer- just a grandmother.

Disclaimer: How many times am I going to have to tell you all that I don't own this show? I mean, seriously!?

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On Ritsu's way home from the grocery store, he had dropped an entire bag of apples on a poor kitten's head. He wouldn't stop apologizing, and after a while, a telemarketer had called him on his cell phone, and he started apologizing for taking up his cell phone minutes, saying that he would buy anything to gain the telemarketer's forgiveness.

The scared-out-of-his-wits telemarketer hung up after about ten seconds.

Ritsu hung his head in shame as he picked up the apples that he had previously dropped. In the middle of his clean-up job, his phone began to chime again. His ring tone began to play, and he started fiddling for his phone. The monkey's hands were shaking so hard, that by the time he finally got a hold on the tiny phone, the answering machine started playing.

"I'M SOOOO SORRY THAT I WAS LATE GETTING TO THE PHONE! PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST PLEASE, PLEASE-"

Ritsu pressed the caller button to answer the phone. "Hello? I'm sorry about that wait. I-"

"You're still acting like an idiot, Ritsu? Have some pride!" said a bossy voice.

Ritsu was taken aback by the cold words, but did his best not to start apologizing. "I- Um… Wh-who is this?" he couldn't quite find the right words to say, but anything was better for HIM to say than, "I'M SOOOOOORRRRYYYYY!"

"How pathetic; you don't remember your own grandmother? Can't you put a little work into remembering family matters!? You should be very ashamed, young man." She huffed loudly to show dislike.

"I- I'm… Sorry, grandma…" Tears welled up in his eyes. "I d-didn't recognize your v-voice…" He wiped his eyes and sniffed, trying to keep from screaming.

"You big crybaby! How many times do you have to be told to toughen up!? You're a shame to the entire Sohma family! You didn't even come to your family picnic today!"

"There was a… picnic…?" Ritsu gasped. He put a hand to his mouth and quickly got his planner out of his pocket. Looking through it, he realized that he had forgotten to write the date down.

"Yes, there was a picnic, and you missed it! Why else would I call you?? There would be no reason, now would there?"

"I'm sor-"

"Sorry won't cover it, young man. I want a very big apology, and I want it right now."

He blinked. "Now? Over the phone? A-are you sure?"

"Yes! Now, give me a good apology, and then, when you get back to the main house, I want you to apologize to Akito!"

He was now shaking. He didn't want to have to face the head of the family about such a matter. He knew that he was in for it. Akito probably wouldn't want his apology, either. But… he didn't have much of a choice.

"Alright… "

There was silence on both lines for a few moments, but his grandmother almost had a heart attack when he screeched, "I'M SO SORRY, GRANDMOTHER! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS ALL THE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU! I'M A WORM! A DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE FAMILY! I DESERVE TO DIE FOR MY SINS! I'M SORRY FOR EMBARASSING MY FAMILY! I'M SOOOOOO SORRYYYYYY!"

Beep!

Ritsu looked at his phone. His grandmother had hung up on him already. He shook his head and began picking up the rest of the dropped apples.

Later, after Ritsu apologized to Akito in his own way, Akito asked one of her maids if they had already destroyed the cat's confinement room.

"No, ma'am, we haven't," answered the maid with a quirked eyebrow. "Why do you ask?"

Akito shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I want Ritsu's grandmother to be put into confinement."

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Hehe! I only have three words to say for this chapter… That was fun!

Oh, and I looked at how many people have read this story, and… Well, it was around six or seven hundred. I would appreciate it if more of those people took time to review. If we take time to write stories, ya'll can take time to review! I reply to all of them, as the people who do review know, so could everyone please just leave a little criticism, comments, or something? The point is to write stories for people to enjoy and critique and we don't know that you all like or dislike it if you don't review! So please leave one! Domo arigoto gozaimas!

-Yori Hayashi

P.S. I'M SORRY FOR THE BORING LECTURE! PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO ANNOY ANYONE! I DON'T DESERVE YOUR WONDERFUL REVIEWS! I'M SORRY FOR BEING SELFISH!

(Hyper rabbit cuts her off by putting a gag in her mouth.)