Chapter 10: Chicks, Candy, and Chaos

Author's POV

They left the stadium and piled into Sesshomaru's car again. Eri sighed, "My team sucked ass."

Sango giggled. "Miroku's dead."

Ayame and Rin said, "I am never going to another football game with Sesshomaru Takahashi again." Those two had been sitting right next to him, and they could each swear their eardrums had imploded.

Kagome said, "Sango, you think Miroku is dead? InuYasha broke his freaking arm! Do you know how much that hurt?!"

Sango looked at her friend in surprise. "Why would it hurt you?"

Kagome blushed and didn't say a word. Eri spoke up for her. "Kagome…Have you heard of the Prophecy of Midoriko?"

Kagome, still blushing, nodded.

Eri almost broke the windows, her voice was so loud. "OH!! You're the miko from the prophecy! Ayame, is the Koga guy an Ookami youkai?"

Ayame nodded and Eri rounded on Sango. "And Miroku's a monk, right?"

Sango also nodded, and said, "Eri—"

Eri turned to Rin. "Rin, you're a miko and Sesshomaru's an inuyoukai, right?"

Rin gave her a look and said, "Yeah. Why do—"

"Kagome, InuYasha's an inu-hanyou, right?"

"Yeah…Eri, what does this have…OH!! That…wow…" Kagome said, shock pouring across her face. She and Eri got looks on their faces and started chanting, "Ayame and Koga, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First come love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!"

Ayame was beet red. "Shut up! Koga doesn't ev—"

"Sango and Miroku, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First come love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" they sang together.

Sango looked like she wanted to kill Eri and Kagome. "Eri…Kagome…I'm gonna kill you!"

She tried to make good on her threat, but she was too far from Kagome and Eri was on the window side opposite from Sango. "Just you wait till we're out of this car! I'll get you! I don't even like Miroku like that!"

Ayame said, "So why are you letting him take you to the Winter Ball?"

Sango's face was so red, she resembled a tomato. "None of your beeswax!"

Rin turned on Amerika by Rammstein. Who'd have thunk it. A sweetheart listening to German rock. ((Disclaimer: I don't own Rammstein. I wish I owned Till… \\sigh/))

Kagome said, "Rin, what are you and Sesshomaru doing tonight?"

Rin looked over from singing, "We're all living in Amerika…" and said, "Nothing. I'm abandoning him to come stay with you guys."

Eri said, "Good. So what are we gonna do tonight?"

Rin piped up, "How does Truth or Dare sound?"

There was a chorus of, "No!" from Kagome and Sango, but a reply of "Yeah! Let's!" from Eri and Ayame.

Rin looked at her sister and said, "Sorry. Looks like you were overruled, sis."

Kagome groaned. "Oh, dear Kami, save me."

Sango muttered, "I have a feeling this night will end badly…"

Kagome nodded. "Me too…"

Sesshomaru's POV

I heard InuYasha say, "Kikyo, we need to talk."

Kikyo giggled. "Oh, Yasha…It's to soon for you to ask me to marry you, but I will anyway!"

I smelled InuYasha become suddenly sick. I wanted to become sick, too. I pulled out my cell phone, and started taping this so Rin and I could laugh at it later.

InuYasha said, "No, Kikyo. I don't think we're working anymore."

Kikyo whined, (if it could be called whining and not screeching), "But Inu-poo…"

I stifled a snigger. She was calling InuYasha dog crap. InuYasha said, "Kikyo, we need to break up. I heard from a very reliable source that you had been claimed by another youkai. So according to youkai laws, we can't be together."

Kikyo pouted. Not a very pretty sight, believe you me. She said, "I haven't been claimed by Naraku!"

InuYasha smirked. "Ah…So you have been claimed. I never said who it was. I never said Naraku's name."

Kikyo's face burned red. "But, it's an arranged marriage! I don't love him! I love you! I hope you believe me!"

She leaned up to kiss him but InuYasha pushed her away. "No. Kikyo, stop. You have insulted my family for too long. Goodbye. I don't want to see you anywhere near me come Monday."

With that he turned and walked away. Thank god it was away from me. I raced back up to the bleachers. Just as I sat down, InuYasha came up. He said, "I know you were spying on me."

Internally, I groaned. To him I said, "Whatever do you mean, younger brother?"

InuYasha rolled his eyes and sat down next to me. "Whatever. Show me the video."

I grinned and pulled out my cell phone again. "Why should I?"

InuYasha glared at me before saying, "Because you love me." Sarcasm was dripping off his words like venom off a snakes fang.

I scrolled down to the video and played it for InuYasha. By the end we were both trying not to snigger and failing miserably.

InuYasha gasped, "Oh, Kami…That was funny! Did I really sound so stupid?"

I said, "You always do."

He glared at me. "Oh thanks."

I said, "Hey, you left yourself wide open for that one. Come on. Rin probably wants her precious baby back."

InuYasha looked at me. "Are you talking about you?"

I shook my head. "No. She wants her car back."

InuYasha shook his head and smiled. "Wow…She loves her car more than you. Why am I not surprised?"

I rolled my eyes. "Rin loves me."

"Sure…Whatever you say, brother dear…"

Author's POV

The five girls piled out of the car. Sango looked at the car and sighed. "You know, I've always pictured Sesshomaru in a old 57 Chevy. I want a 57 Chevy…"

Eri nodded. "Yeah. Or an old Rolls Royce."

Kagome eyed the car. "But this Miada fits him."

Rin gazed at the car for a minute and said, "I can see him in all those cars."

Ayame shivered. "Can we go inside? It's freezing out here!"

The four humans looked at the youkai. Eri said, "Aya, are you crazy? It's barely over 32 and you are freezing?"

Ayame nodded. "Yeah! I shouldn't be the one freezing! I'm a demon! You're human!"

Kagome said, "Aya…We have jackets…You don't."

Ayame blushed. "Oh…Yeah…I knew that…"

"Sure you did…" Sango said.

They all walked into the house and upstairs. After setting up their sleeping arrangement, Rin said, "So…Truth or dare…I'll go first. Sango."

Sango gulped. "Uhhh. Truth?"

Rin smirked evilly. "Sango…What are your TRUE feelings for Miroku."

"He's my friend."

Kagome said, "Don't lie, San-chan. You like him."

She blushed. "So what if I do?!"

Rin punched the air, "Yes! I knew it!"

Sango grinned and said, "Eri…Truth or dare."

"Dare."

"Tomorrow, when we go into town to see Get Smart, you have to kiss the first guy we see."

Eri said, "Fine. Tomorrow it is." She then turned to Ayame. "Truth or dare, Aya."

"Truth. What can be so bad about a truth?"

Eri laughed manically. "Ooh…So much… Um…Koga. What is he to you?"

Ayame blushed. "I like him, but he doesn't like me like that."

Sango said, "Bullshit! He loves you! And if you haven't noticed that yet, you are blind, girl! The chances of him liking you are the same as InuYasha asking Kagome to the Winter Ball!"

Kagome said, "Which is slim to none, Sango."

Ayame rolled her eyes at the ceiling. "Whatever." She turned to Kagome. "Kags. Truth or dare."

"Dare." "Now I'm a little scared. Naïve, Ayame might be, but stupid she is not. I'm scared."

"Convince InuYasha to take you to the Winter Ball. Starting when we next see him."

"But he's dating Kikyo!" Kagome whined.

Rin said, "Probably not for long, sis."

Kagome looked at her. "What do you mean? You didn't see them making out at lunch today." She shuddered.

Rin giggled. "OK. Believe what you want."

Kagome said, "Rin…Truth or Dare."

"Tru—Dare."

Kagome smirked. "OK"

She, Eri, Sango and Ayame all huddled up, leaving Rin to wonder what she got herself into.

When they separated, Rin was worried. Kagome said, "Since you are so attached to your car, you have to drive Sesshomaru's Miada (sp?) for two weeks."

Rin's face paled. "No! Not my car!"

Kagome grinned. "Yes, your precious Corvette."

A tear trickled down Rin's cheek. "No…Not my car…Sesshomaru will murder my Corvette if he drives it for two weeks…"

The others rolled their eyes. Kagome said, "You could use one of your chickens… and we could come up with a worse dare."

Rin's eyes widened. She was in shock. Who knew her little sister could be so evil…? "Fine. Starting tomorrow. Good luck convincing Sesshomaru."

Kagome smirked.

Rin said, "OK. Ayame. Truth or Dare."

"Dare."

Rin bit her lip. What could she dare the extra shy youkai. OH! She had the perfect idea. "Walk up to a stranger, and start talking to him or her."

Ayame pouted. "What? Why should I?"

Rin said, "Because I'm older than you and while Mama is gone, I'm in charge."

Ayame rolled her eyes at Rin's reasoning. "Whatever Rin." She turned to Eri. "Eri…You know the drill."

"Truth."

Ayame thought, "Cheesy, but it works." "Who was your first crush?"

"Uh…Let me see…Um…You know, truth be told, I don't remember."

Ayame looked at Kagome who nodded. Eri said, "Sango. Truth or dare."

"Dare."

But before Eri could say anything, there was a shout of, "Hey! Someone open the door! Who locked us out?!"

It was InuYasha. And he did not sound happy. Then Sesshomaru said, "Shut up, little brother. You're making yourself sound stupid."

Kagome got up and ran down the stairs and to the door. "Sorry. Rin must have locked it behind her."

InuYasha stuck his nose up in the air. "Feh."

Kagome said, "Fine. Be that way InuYasha. We're upstairs."

She stomped away and Sesshomaru muttered, "Way to go, InuYasha."

InuYasha stomped up the stairs, leaving Sesshomaru in the dust.

By then, Sango had finished her dare, which was prank calling Miroku on Eri's cell phone. Sango said, "Boys, downstairs. This is a girls dare."

InuYasha, who had just made it up the stairs, started sputtering. He finally managed to say, "Why?!" just as Sesshomaru came up the stairs.

Sango gave him a cold glare. "Well, you can stay unless you want to see us play strip poker and see Kagome dance around in her bra and underwear?"

Sesshomaru finished walking up the stairs and sat down next to Rin. InuYasha turned beet red and ran down the stairs.

Kagome laughed and said, "I wonder. That one day when I caught him lo—when he was being monosyllabic…"

Sesshomaru glared at his future sister-in-law. "Caught InuYasha what?"

She blushed beet red. "Oh…God…Mom hadn't fixed the blinds yet…"

No one knew what she was talking about. Sango said, "Kagome, you aren't making any sense."

"Did he?"

Rin said, "Kagome?"

"He must have…"

Eri said, "Must have what?"

"Oh Kami…He did…"

Ayame said, "Did what? Kagome…Talk to us!"

Kagome was beet red and said, "Uh…Last Wednesday, before I went to Eri's, Sota had accidentally broken my blinds. They wouldn't stay closed. InuYasha must have looked down and seen me in my underwear and bra…"

Cricket. Cricket.

Being very un-Sesshomaru-ish, Sesshomaru started sniggering. Then Sango followed, then Eri, then Rin, then Ayame broke out in full blown laughter.

Kagome's neck was as red as her face. "Shut up guys."

Sango said, "So that's why InuYasha was beet red last Wednesday! It was funny. When you were dragging him by his ear?"

Kagome nodded. Sango said, "Anywho…Kagome. Truth or dare."

"Truth."

Sango gathered the others around her, including Sesshomaru. They were muttering at a volume Kagome couldn't hear. She said, "I'll be downstairs with InuYasha. Come get me when you're ready."

Ayame popped her head up like a groundhog and nodded at Kagome, and she disappeared into group.

Author's POV with Kagome

Kagome walked downstairs and into the living room. She said quietly, "Hey, InuYasha."

He jumped a mile high. "Kami…Kagome don't scare me."

She giggled and sat down beside him. "Sorry, InuYasha. That was mean of me." Kagome leaned my head on his shoulder, and giggled lightly.

He said, "Kags…We need to talk."

She brought her head up. "What do you mean, InuYasha?"

"I broke up with Kikyo."

Kagome blinked and started laughing. "What? You're joking, right? You gotta be joking! Of course you're joking!"

InuYasha gave her a look that said, "OK…Kagome's gone crazy…" "No…I'm not joking. Why would I joke about something like that?"

Her jaw dropped. "Oh, wow…You actually got out of Kikyo's grasp! You're the first guy I've met whose done that without Kikyo dumping them!"

InuYasha gave her a look.

Kagome prattled on, "I mean, Bankotsu's parents lost all their money and Kikyo dumped him. Renkotsu too. Koga, she just bored with. Ginta, as she said, 'wasn't a good fuck'. Hakkaku was an ass to her, so she dumped him, because she was bored with him…" Kagome's list went on and on.

InuYasha silenced her with a clawed finger on her lips. "Kagome…Shut up…"

She followed his instructions to the T and shut up. "Now, if you'll let me continue…?" He gave her a questioning look. She blushed and nodded. "I was going to say, I l—"

Sango came down the stairs, and saw her friends position and mentally started laughing manically. Ooh, she was changing the question when they got up there. "Kagome?"

Her two friends were on the opposite sides of the room in two milliseconds. Kagome said, "S—Sango…"

InuYasha turned his nose up. "Feh," he said, in an embarrassed tone.

Sango grinned evilly in her mind, but smiled lightly to her friends. "Kags, we're ready."

Kagome nodded and followed her friend up the stairs, after giving InuYasha a "Save me!" look.

Once they were up the stairs, and back in position, Sango said, "OK, Kagome… What are you feelings for InuYasha, as of right now?"

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Hi! I'm back and so is my twin! She pretty much wrote the whole ending, so don't kill me! You can go ahead and kill her, though…

Dedications this time, goes to, as per usual, Serahrose, my twin, and early-book-bird, for putting up with my never ending questions about how to improve my story. I love you guys to bit and pieces! ((Hugs you guys)) And this time, the sugestion for the chapter 10 is InuyashaKagome4lyfe, so thank her!

Review replies go to marie 53, the new chapter is up...Happy? To InuyashaKagome4lyfe, nope...Unless you are sitting in my living room with me right now, I don't think you are my twin... And the Jewel might be incorperated. Remember, Naraku is involved now, so most likely yes. Not to sure...And they might go on a search, but remember, they are in school...I'm not sure...And I love Key Lime Pie too... To Drama Kagome, thank you! Continue reading please! To MoonsDaughterLuv, I appriciate the review, but no more YAY's, please...Give real comments on the story, please. To ox0Inuyasha-and-Kagome0xo, I'm updating, I'm updating! Happy? I totally forgot about InuYasha's human night! I had no idea on what to do for chapter 11! Thank you! And you'll see what's happening... To inu'sgurl97, to lazy to sign in are we? Yeah...He was told to be careful...But does he listen? Nope! Never! That's InuYasha for you. To Serahrose, it was a bit suspenseful, wasn't it? I hope you liked Sesshomaru's part in this...I did. And my friends and I do the "Special ED" thing all the time. Again...Thank you! I love you to! And I appreciate these long review and the help you always give me... Thank you. To emi131995, I updated! I updated! Don't kill me!

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