Grim dusted off his hands.
"Well, that takes care of that," he said.
Hoss held up his hand for a high-five. Grim ignored him and opened a new portal. He went through the portal, and it shut behind him.
It was at this moment that the members of Underfist happened to notice that Velma was completely still. She had a thousand-yard stare pointed at nothing at all.
"Hey, are you okay?" Jeff asked.
Velma shook her head and regained lucidity. "Sure."
A few seconds later, Velma's face fell. "No."
"You wanna talk about it?" Jeff asked.
Velma shook her head. "I think I need to go reexamine my life."
Velma sang a few notes, and a crevice opened up a few feet away. She skittered over to the crack in the earth.
"Wait, Velma?" Jeff said. Velma stopped on the edge of the hole but didn't turn around. "Call me?"
Velma stood at the edge for a few more seconds before leaping into the crevice. Jeff slumped. Hoss walked over and put a companionable arm around the spider's shoulders.
"Don't worry, buddy," Hoss said friendlily. "She'll come around."
"Like Eris?" Skarr snarked.
Hoss made a fist. "Don't test me, buddy."
"So guys?" Irwin asked. "What do we do now, yo?"
"I want nachos!" Fred said.
Hoss shrugged. "Yeah, sure."
"I could eat," Skarr said.
"I'm in," Irwin said.
"Good call, buddy," Jeff added.
"Yes!" Fred said happily.
When monsters come to wreck your town
And you need heroes to rescue you
And the Super Friends just ain't around
Then Underfist will rescue you
It's what they do
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Un-der
Un-der
Un-der un-der Underfist!
Un-der un-der Underfist!
When spiders took over the world
A zombie army beat them down
We were sure to become undead slaves
But Underfist came back to town
Call Underfist, be free, oh yeah
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
UNDERFIST, GO!
Underfist Versus the Dinosaurs
Underfist: Action Squad Miami
Underfist Teaches Traffic Safety
Underfist and the Poorly Dubbed Anime DVD
Underfist: Easter Beatdown
Underfist Babies
Underfist v. Irwin Family Reunion