Girls from UNCLE Episode 8j

"We have never been friends." Dr Weir replied just as Ethel sat up and started looking around. At the same time Marie opened her eyes and Lexi started moaning a few seconds later.

"I will be with you in a few minutes ladies." Michael said then turned back to Elizabeth and added, "Well we could have been friends if you had just accepted me into UNCLE."

"It is a good thing I did not since you later tied me to the railroad tracks." Dr Weir reminded him as Ethel, Marie and a now wide awake Lexi looked at the villain and awaited his response.

"It was for science." The villain replied calmly

"What about trying to send me through that buzz saw? You ruined a perfectly good dress." Elizabeth asked.

"That was to see how long you could live as the saw bisected you from the crotch up, also for science." Michael explained patiently.

'This guy is a psychopath!' Ethel thought.

"And was leaving me tied to a chair and gagged by that bomb for science too?" Dr Weir demanded.

"No, I just wanted to kill Sheppard, I hate that guy." The villain replied as his men smirked.

'This guy is a real lunatic.' Marie thought.

"And after all of that you wonder why I would not hire you for UNCLE." Elizabeth said in disgust.

"Well if you had he would have done all that to somebody else." Kate interjected.

"Exactly my point, see she gets it." Michael replied with a smile at the woman from Thrush.

"You are in serious need of deprogramming!" Dr Weir said and glared at the blonde as the three gagged Girls from UNCLE all nodded.

"I think you should gag her now." The former GFU-3 suggested.

"Yes, I enjoy these little talks but she does need to be quiet for my next experiment." The villain replied and then nodded at a couple of his men. As one of them held her hair the other worked a red ball gag into her mouth and he said, "I think these things are the future of kidnapping and putting damsels into distress."

"Hey it is for science and therefore must be good." Kate commented.

Michael smiled and said, "I like the way you think."

'I don't, she is a blonde psychopath now!' Lexi thought and began to test her tape bondage.

Meanwhile the car with the rescue party reached the road turned down it and were flagged down by a gasping Lorne. "Are they nearby?" John asked then waited impatiently for the man's report.

After catching his breath Lorne told about the old factory and said, "I had time for a quick recon before you arrived. There is a gate and a fence but I think we can go through some light woods, circle to the right, approach from the side, and cut the fence there without being seen."

Piper and Hornetta looked at each other down at their high heeled shoes and the blonde suggested, "We can wait a few minutes for you to do that and then walk to the gate and ask for help with our broken down car. Piper can look pitiful and I can look sexy."

"I will look pitiful and sexy thank you very much!" GFU-2 said and added, "Let me practice my whipped puppy look."

"Ok, wait ten minutes and then do it." John said and added, "Come on Rodney."

"Why don't I stay with them, there could be wild animals or worse in those woods." He asked.

"That an order McKay bring your stuff and let's go!" Sheppard and said and Rodney followed him and Lorne grumbling.

The two Girls from UNCLE laughed checked their weapons and began their wait.

TBC