What you thought it was over lol you guys are funny XD. Anyway I know last chapter you where all like who's Glacier? Well it's Graceia Hughes. But the thing was everywhere I looked the spellings said Glacier, and I was confused so that's what I used I'm sorry if anyone got confused. Leave reviews on chapter 9 please I want to hear squalling XD and review this chapter. Seriously I thought I had you people trained jk jk I love you all guys thanks for pushing my creativity And no this isn't the last Thnks for the happy review chapter either. Come on guys I almost don't want to finish R and R the chapter PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE I love it when you do that I set it to allow anonymous just for that lol. You can even tell me it was horrid I don't' care. By the way look at this picture before reasing you'll understand when you get to that part . I suggest not to eat much because you'll have a good laugh I hope. Grr it won't let me show you the pick. Just invision a red prom slender dress is all as sexy as you can imagin.
10 Perpetrations
Ed was with Mustang all night at the hospital, and on the ride back home because his bones weren't broken. His ribs where badly bruised, and that was luckily all it was. When Roy woke up the next morning he saw Edward sleeping next to him, only above the covers holding his pillow. Roy blinked and brushed his hand on Ed's face. Ed woke up with a jolt and saw Roy smiling at him. The sun kissed Ed's undone hair as he sat up, and Roy did a side tackle and was on Ed.
"Hey! You'll hurt yourself!" Ed shouted.
"Man, I knew you acted like a woman before but I didn't know to this degree." Roy smiled.
Ed looked at him. Roy got up slowly. He didn't have a shirt on, but had bandages on himself. He picked up the medical bandages.
"I'm going to take a shower." He sighed.
Ed had a worried look but let Roy do so anyway. He waited for Roy, and knew his showers didn't take long. However this one took a good twenty minutes, and Ed forced himself to stay away from the bathroom door as he heard Roy moan and growl from the pain. Ed was reading some of Tucker's books, then put the one he was reading down seeing Mustang in a black robe. He slowly sat on the bed, and Ed pulled the robe down to his waist. Roy wasn't able to get the bandages all on himself, so Edward began to wrap them around his body. Ed blushed and did his best not to apply pressure, or hurt Mustang. When he was done Ed got up, and took a white robe. He was still in his sleep-ware. Roy locked the bedroom door, and began to get dressed suppressing screams from bending his body to get the clothes he wanted, not the ones Edward had already laid out for him. He then put the robe over himself once more and opened his night stand drawer. There he laid a piece of paper on the bed and walked out with his robe on. Ed came out, and went into the bedroom. He picked up the piece of paper.
Meet me at Danse de l'amant
Also go by the nicest dress you can buy.
Ed saw an envelope and saw it had a couple hundred bucks in it, and his jaw dropped. It was then the door rang. Edward ran to it, there stood Armstrong and Glacier.
"Hi Eve." She smiled. "Armstrong and I where off today, and Roy told us what his plans where tonight." She smiled.
"What exactly are his plans?" Ed asked nervously.
Glacier pushed Ed from behind and the three got into the car.
"Where is Hughes?" Ed asked.
"He's at work. I hope you don't mind but my daughter and Alphones are playing together. I asked Fury to help baby sit also." She smiled.
Armstrong drove to the mall and Glacier smiled at Edward.
"Can I ask you a question?" Ed asked Armstrong.
"By all means, I'm hear to help." Armstrong stated with a haughty laugh.
"Has Roy done this before?" Ed asked turning red.
"Done what?" Armstrong asked.
"Taken his date out, buying everything for them." Ed asked blushing.
"Not to your extreme." Armstrong replied without a lie.
Ed turned bright red.
"To be honest I think he may have found someone he wants to date forever." Armstrong said in sing song.
"Who knows it might be more then dating." Glacier added.
Ed turned to her, his face getting brighter.
"Hughes took me there to marry him." She smiled.
"Really, I bet that means Colonel Mustang is serious then." He smiled.
Ed's shade of red deepened every second.
"I want to go back home and crawl into bed to die." He whispered.
"Now, now, Miss. Elric, I'm sure you'll be fine." Armstrong smiled.
It wasn't long before they where at the mall. Glacier was busily finding a dress for Ed. Finally they found one that Ed didn't disapprove of right away. It was red, and also head a red scarf.
"But isn't it too much?" Ed asked.
"Well the colonel did pay-
"No, I meant isn't it a bit flashy?" Ed interrupted Armstrong.
"Don't worry that's the point." Glacier smiled.
Ed turned red and after awhile people who worked in the store began fitting the dress for Ed's size.Ed noticed the most of the women didn't look very enthused while helping him. He knew right away that they've been on dates with Mustang and where insulted by the fact he never took them out to the place Ed was going. Perhaps he took them to a lesser fancy restuant. Roy sighed, then felt his braid become undone.
"Hey!" He growled.
"Oh, I'm sorry I should have asked. Can I do your hair?" Glacier asked sweetly.
Ed's face went a shade of red from embarrassment that he yelled at Glacier. He nodded not being able to apologies right way.
"Sorry, I didn't realize it was you." Ed finally managed to say.
"It's alright." She giggled. "Close your eyes I'm spraying your hair." She smiled.
Ed sneezed he wasn't use to that nasty smell. Then coughed a bit. Glacier ran in front of him,
"Oh, oh, I'm so sorry." She said worried getting him some water.
"No, I just um…Never put my hair up. I didn't expect that." Ed tried to explain.
"Are you okay?" Glacier asked worriedly.
Ed nodded.
"Okay." She smiled.
She went behind him, and started putting his hair up again. When she was done to Ed it looked like there was birds nest on his head, but in reality is a very complicated hairstyle that was used in weddings or proms very much. Armstrong smiled.
"This technique has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations." Armstrong bellowed.
Ed blinked.
"What technique?" He asked worriedly.
Armstrong got into a dancing position. Ed inwardly twitched, and began to wonder if Mustang sent Armstrong as a bodyguard or a dancing instructor. He ended up having a lot of sweat drops form behind his head.
"Shouldn't I change now?" Ed asked.
"Nope, you'll walk it out." Glacier stated.
With that Ed went to the check out and he bought the dress. Armstrong led them to the café, and held one arm out, and the other up high. Ed looked at him strangly,
"Don't be shy." He smiled.
Ed slowly walked to him and as soon as Armstrong's hand was on his waist, he backed up quickly. His face showing anger and hostility. Armstrong bowed.
"My apologies." He stated.
He was a foot away from Edward.
"Just act like I'm holding you then." He smiled.
Ed tried to mimic Armstrong, which made him chuckle.
"No, no, umm…You are fallowing my lead." Armstrong smiled. "Your hand isn't placed on my side, it's on the shoulder." He stated.
Ed moved his hand to roughly where Armstrong's shoulder would be.
"Good, now just fallow my lead. You don't' have to do any work what so ever." He smiled.
Ed was always a second behind, but that was to be expected.
"What's your shoe size?" Glacier asked.
Ed opened his mouth then realized he didn't use the same number females did.
"Umm…I don't often get shoes." He stated.
He sat down and removed his shoes. Glacier noticed it right away. She smiled.
"Just like Edward. May you two are alike." She smiled. "Don't worry I'll find the right size if I take this with me. How are you in heels?" She asked.
"Nope, haven't used them." Ed stated.
"Well, when I come back I'll help you." She smiled walking off.
"Is it okay for her to go alone like that?" Ed asked Armstrong.
"She has hair spray, and her husbands lighter. She'll be fine." Armstrong smiled.
"Why what's in hairspray?" Ed asked.
"A flammable chemical." Armstrong stated. "You really do remind me of Edward." He smiled.
Ed gave him a nervous laugh, and continued to learn to dance. By the time he got it down, Glacier hand come back. When she put Ed's long heel shoes on she noticed his legs. She blinked for a moment, and then walked off with him.
"Armstrong my house please." She told him.
"Yes, ma'am." He stated going to the car.
Ed now knew that Roy left Glacier in charge. Ed was dragged to the bathroom by a smiling Glacier, and when he saw her bring out shaving items he nearly had a heart attack.
"Are you going to do that to me?" He asked.
"Well…You'd look better." She stated.
"Can I just wear pants." He whined.
Glacier giggled.
"I'll help you don't worry." She smiled.
"Aren't you freaked out at all?" Ed asked.
"No, in fact this is good practice for me. When Elysia gets to be of the age where needs to do this kind of thing I'm ready to teach her too." She smiled.
Ed felt relived and better when she stated this. It didn't take long to get ready now. Mrs. Hughes was very quick and helpful.
"Do your legs burn?" She asked.
"No, why?" Ed asked.
"Well, they can sometimes if we didn't lather them enough. I'm glad to here you're fine then." She smiled.
Ed nodded, and sat down putting the shoes back on. Elysia came by her mother, and smiled at Ed.
"Hi!" She smiled.
Ed smiled, and picked her up, then started to lose balance. Something quickly caught him from falling. He looked to see Alphones and he went completely white.
"Oh may, you must be nervous." Glacier exclaimed taking her daughter from Alphones, and placing her on the chair. She held Ed's hands.
"Walk towards me." She stated.
Ed's face was bright red as he saw Al watch him in what seemed horror. He lost his balance a number of times, but in roughly two hours he got it down. He looked at the time. It was almost eight. Maes came walking in, and then saw Edward. Maes's face was pure white. Ed's face reddened even more. He then ran upstairs and came back tacking pictures. Edward didn't look to happy. It was then he noticed Glacier was on the phone. He more or less wobbled over to her. He looked at her, and she smiled at him as she hung up.
"He's coming to get you." She smiled.
"Who?" Maes asked.
"Roy." She smiled at him.
Maes blinked.
"Did I…Miss something?" He asked looking at both of them.
"I think Roy is trying to fill your shoes for once Maes." Armstrong said twirling around.
"What?" Maes asked confused.
"Remember the restaurant that you took me to marry me dear?" Glacier asked.
"Yes." Maes stated.
"He's taking Eve there. I'm so happy for both of them." She smiled.
Maes and Ed exchanged looks of bewilderment.
"It's just a date." Ed managed to squeak.
"I took you there on our dates to though dear." Maes remembered suddenly.
"Yes, is was so romantic." She said blushing.
Fury came by and had supper for Elysia ready, and wanted to be part of the conversation, it was very obvious that Hughes nudged him. So obvious that when Fury turned he knew what he was asking.
"Why don't you two go out also" Fury smiled.
Ed looked at Hughes evilly, and knew the camera that he had was going to mock him the rest of his night.