"ARGH!!" Kagome yelled. "We are SO behind schedule!"
"Then why don't we abandon this stupid thing and run the rest of the way?!" Inu-Yasha asked as he banged on the side of the car. Kagome chose to ignore him.
"Our reservations are for 9:00 so we only have two hours to get there!" Kagome continued.
"Reservations for what?" asked Sango.
"For our next stop in Nevada." Answered Kagome.
"Just drop the surprise thing and tell us what it is." Demanded Inu-Yasha.
"Fine." Said Kagome. "I'm taking you guys to a casino in Las Vegas."
Everyone that wasn't Kagome just kinda sat in the car in silence for a second or two.
"OH!" said Sango. "A CASINO!"
"Lady Kagome, I'm so happy!" said Miroku.
"You know what a casino is?" Kagome asked.
"Um…no…" admitted Miroku. Kagome sighed and handed him a brochure. Miroku began looking through the brochure with extreme interest. "These pictures are nice looking! These people look like they're having so much fun! What interesting colors!"
"You are FAR too easily humored." Said Inu-Yasha in the 'feh' tone.
"What's this in the fine print?" Miroku asked as he squinted to read some microscopic writing at the bottom of the brochure. "No one under the age of twenty one permitted?"
"I guess no 'casino' for us." Said Inu-Yasha.
"Too bad." Said Sango. "I wanted to figure out what it was like."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Shippo cried.
"It doesn't matter!" Kagome yelled. "I talked to the manager!"
"So we're permitted in?" asked Sango.
"Technically…yes…" Kagome answered.
"What about UNtechnically?" asked Inu-Yasha.
"Well…we're not allowed in the ADULT section of the casino but we've got FREE range of the kid section!" Kagome said while avoided everyone's gaze by keeping her eyes fixated on the road. "And if we get there before 9:00, we get twenty extra tokens!"
"Kagome, don't make me kill you." Said Inu-Yasha. "Drive past this place and RIGHT to the next state."
"NO!" said Kagome. "I sent an insanely large amount of money to this casino to have our tokens ready and everything else like that!"
"What?" Miroku asked. "You've been using currency during this whole trip? Where did you get it all?"
"AH!!" Kagome exclaimed. "WE'RE HERE!!"
Then she pulled the car into the casino and parked it. Everyone climbed out and followed Kagome to the entrance. They were JUST about to go in when suddenly Kagome veered to the right and went in ANOTHER entrance where the door was a giant clown's mouth. The clown was laughing and greeting them. (Or at least the speaker next to it that was playing was laughing and greeting them.)
"I don't trust this place." Said Inu-Yasha.
"Yes." Said Miroku. "Why would I want to INTENTIONALLY walk into some demonic creature's mouth where we would surely be devoured and killed?"
"What have I told you about everything in my world?" Kagome asked.
"It's ELECTRONIC!" said Miroku with his finger pointed upright.
"It sucks." Said Inu-Yasha.
"It's FUN!!" Shippo exclaimed.
"It's…uh…I don't know." Said Sango.
"IT'S FAKE!!" Kagome yelled as she walked in the door/clown's mouth. Everyone shrugged and followed her. The inside looked like a casino only it was more child orientated and there were kids ranging between the ages of four and ten running around crazily.
"It seems that we are the oldest ones here." Observed Sango.
"Let's leave before Sessho-Maru shows up." Said Inu-Yasha.
"How about a game of 'Go Fish'? Sessho." Said Sessho-Maru as he did some sort of fancy-shmancy card shuffling thingy.
"I would rather die than go fishing with you." Said Inu-Yasha with a tone of utmost disgust.
Sessho-Maru chuckled warmly. "Oh brother! Sessho." Said Sessho-Maru. "I am not asking you to catch fish with me! It's a card game called 'Go Fish'! Sessho."
"JUST GO AWAY!!" Inu-Yasha yelled.
MEANWHILE!!
"Shippo, watch this!" said Miroku as he placed a token in the slot machine. "I put one of these coins in this little slot and the lights light up!"
Then he pulled down on the lever.
"And when I pull this lever, the little thingys spin around and around!"
Then the thingys stopped spinning one by one.
Cherry… Cherry… CHERRY!!
And with that match of three, Miroku and Shippo were buried in tokens. (Not money because they are in the CHILDREN'S section.)
MEANWHILE!!
"I WANNA PLAY!!" whined some eight-year-old kid to Sango as she spun the roulette wheel around again. "YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT!!"
"Whatever…" said Sango as she walked away.
MEANWHILE!!!
"EE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEEE!!" laughed Kagome foolishly as she spun the steering wheel around on the little arcade racing game where you got to SIT and everything!
MEANWHILE!!!
"Got any threes?" Inu-Yasha asked Sessho-Maru as they both looked at their fan of cards.
"Go fish. Sessho." Sessho-Maru replied.
Inu-Yasha slammed his hand down on the table. "YOU LIE!!!" he yelled dramatically. "YOU DO POSSESS THE THREE I CRAVE TO MAKE A PAIR IN ORDER TO WIN THIS INSIPID GAME!!"
"Yes, brother, keep that in mind that this IS just a game. Sessho." Sessho-Maru reminded him.
"NEVER!!" Inu-Yasha yelled, jumping up onto the table and grabbing Sessho-Maru's collar and shaking him around. "Give it to me!!"
"As I have previously stated, I bear no threes. Sessho." Sessho-Maru said, flicking Inu-Yasha's hands off of him.
"Oh I see!" said Inu-Yasha, getting in a fighter's stance. "You wanna fight me?!"
"Ah ha ha ha! Sessho." Laughed Sessho-Maru. "Fight you? In front of the children? Please, I wish not to fight with you especially since you are practically one of the children yourself! Sessho."
"HOW DARE YOU!!" Inu-Yasha HOLL-ered as he clenched his fist so hard that he punctured his palm and it exploded with blood and crap.
"DEARY ME!!! Sessho." shouted Sessho-Maru as he reached behind the counter and pulled out a first aid kit. "Fear not, I shall have this fixed up in a jiffy! Sessho."
MEANWHILE!!!
"May I trade this for currency?" Miroku asked the guy behind the counter as he pulled out a giant bag of tokens from behind his back and dropped it in front of the guy.
The guy cleared his throat. "You won all that?" he asked.
"Yes I did." Miroku said with a nod.
"Um…okay then." Said the guy as he counted out each token individually and then gave Miroku a one hundred and fifty dollar bill. Yes, those DO exist in Nevada. Then Shippo and Miroku strutted off merrily and before they realized it, they had accidentally left the casino and made their way into an ice cream shop. They decided that they wanted and needed this strange, cold substance so they purchased quite a humongously large quantity of it.
MEANWHILE!!!
"AND STAY OUT!!!" yelled some random manager guy as he punted Sessho-Maru and Inu-Yasha out of the clown mouth onto their arses. Immediately, Sessho-Maru started to cry.
"OH BOO HOO!! Sessho." Cried Sessho-Maru. "YOU GOT ME FIRED! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!! Sessho."
"Feh." Said Inu-Yasha, crossing his arms. "I AM."
"Well you're just a jerk. Sessho." Said Sessho-Maru. "How do you expect me to make a living?! Sessho."
"What?!" yelled Inu-Yasha. "You've got a hundred thousand other jobs that you seem to easily acquire without, what Kagome calls, a 'college education'!"
"I think we need to turn that frown upside down! Sessho." Said Sessho-Maru as he grabbed Inu-Yasha cheeks and started playing with them and making him smile and other things that you should not attempt to do with Inu-Yasha unless he's securely fastened and then you erase his memory afterwards so he cannot recall your foolish actions.
MEANWHILE!!!
"I am Sango." Said Kagome.
"And I am Kagome." Said Sango. BOY ARE THEY CONFUSED!!
"This isn't very fun." Said Kagome. Sango nodded.
"No. It's not." She said.
"How about we leave?" Kagome suggested.
"I'm all for that." Said Sango.
Then the two female units walked outside where they found Inu-Yasha and Sessho-Maru quarreling. Actually, it was the AFTERMATH of the fight. Sessho-Maru had JUST run off crying and Inu-Yasha was being all triumphant.
Suddenly, Miroku and Shippo came over a hill holding overly large ice cream cones in their hands. Shippo had ice cream ALL over his face and Miroku was clean because he had seen someone eat their ice cream sundae with a spoon so he figured that he had to eat his ice cream CONE with a spoon as well. HAW HAW HAW!!! I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD HIM!!
"Lady Kagome!" Miroku exclaimed. "Look what I got!"
Miroku presented the one hundred and forty five dollar bill that he had left over after buying ice cream. (Yes, those exist too. At least…in NEVADA.)
"Oh!" said Kagome. "We could…"
"And I plan to use it to buy many things with it that I can take with me back to the other world so that I may be ahead of my time!" Miroku continued.
"Um…" said Kagome. She allowed him to keep it because she had an endless wallet of money anyway.
So they all climbed into the car to go to the next point of destination: OREGON!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!