I'm Back! From the dead! Where I killed Edward Cullen! And put Bella in jail! Then blew up the town of Forks!
Lionblaze: *On his Ipod looking up Jay-Lo videos*
Stumpytail: *Ditto*
Cinderheart: Oh, so JAy-Lo, huh, Berrystumpytail.
Stumpytail: JAY-LO-ER!
Cinderheart: Someone send him to grammar school. NOW. Or else they will feel the fury of Cinderheart and her squirrel army!
Dozens of squirrels come out of nowhere and climb on their master.
Cinderheart: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jayfeather: Welcome to GT, with your hosts Jayfeather and Cinderheart. Now, to our first order of business- Dumbledore now offically works for Voldermolt.
Lionblaze: YOU SAID HIS NAME!
Jayfeather: Anyway, it's amazing what a bag of lemon drops can do
Cinderheart: In other news, WindClan is currently at war with the Nyan Cats. The Clan is split in two. Half the clan are in love with the Nyan Cats, and the other Half haye them. Many of the warriors are fighting over this, and in all, WindClan are knuckleheads.
Jayfeather: *Sarcastic tone* We've sent our best reporter, Mary-Shue to investigate, and thankfully, I mean sadly, she died.
Cinderheart: But the happiest thing happened today- Breezepelt was sent to Grammar School!
Jayfeather: We only have one knucklehead to go.
*Everyone looks at Stumpytail*
Stumpytail: What?
Cinderheart: Nothing...
Stumpytail: Ok...
Jayfeather: Yesterday, we were sent a message by Feathertai- I mean a special source that Crowfeather has been cheating. We have sent Scarletsheep there. Yes, she used to be Scarletstar until she became a death eater.
Scarletsheep: *dressed as death eater* meh. Scarletsheep here, with news from Feathertail.
Special Contact: No! I didn't want you to reveal my name!
Jayfeather: *face-palms* You are now Scarlet!
: I'm sorry...
Jayfeather: Sorry doesn't cut it. Cinderheart, get the bodyguards
ready.
: I'm sorry...
Jayfeather: Anyway, in the Dark Forest, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber have been banned. Half the Dark Forest population have been arrested since yesterday. I'm really worried about what kind of enemies we're facing.
Cinderheart: A list will be posted later on who got arrested.
: I'm no longer a Death Eater. Can I be Scarletsheep again?
Cinderheart: Fine.
Scarletsheep: Yay!
Cinderheart: But you have to wait till next episode.
Jayfeather: See you later, suckas!
LIST OF ARRESTED DARK FOREST PROTEGES
MAPLESHADE
DARKSTRIPE
JUSTIN BIEBER
SNOWTUFT
IVYPOOL
SHREDTAIL
TIGERSTAR
STONEDUST
STEALTHDROP
MILEY CYRUS
MILLIONS MORE
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