Chapter 10 :
Starscream Misbehaving At His Hearing
Summary:
Grimlock makes an appearance purely to deliver one sentence to Skyfire that was just too funny so had to go in.
(My friend said the joke is that you can actually hear him in your mind saying it.)
Starscream kicks off at his hearing and launches into an abusive tirade of profanity and is dragged off the stage by Prowl. Prime regrets having it an open hearing when Starscream also claimed to have banged Elita.
Finally the swop location is agreed.
Starscream wants some home comforts, and his smartphone so he can aim it at his spike and film himself jerking off.
News spreads about Soundwaves little weed business, which Starscream is bent on destroying.
Chapter 10 :
Starscream Misbehaving At His Hearing
Early the next cycle at the Autobot base.
Prowl burst into the Autobot mess hall and walked up to Prime who was picking out new wallpaper for his quarters, with ironhide. "I better ask Rewind about this, he has a better sense of interior design."
"Prime! Have you seen the fucking mess that Seeker whore has made of my jail?! He must have been jacking off all night and swinging his dick around to achieve that shit!"
"No I haven't Prowl. What exactly is the problem."
"He's repainted the walls of the jail in cum, that's what!"
"Wait, what?" Prime added.
"Yeah and... Drawn in it, over our fuckin logo and shit. Look Prime, no homo, so i ain't cleanin' that shit up."
Wheeljack turned to Prowl, "Send Skyfire in. He'll lick it all off the fuckin wall."
"Dats fuckin harsh man. You should be ashamed." Bluestreak replied.
"Shut the fuck up Bluestreak." Wheeljack answered.
Prime turned to Prowl "Then give Starscream some cleaning equipment and tell him to clean it up!"
"I did! He screamed at me that I Had to do it myself... While he conducts. Fuckin' weirdo I want him out of here!" Prowl shouted.
"Okay, send Tracks to clean it up."
Prowl walked up to Tracks. "Tracks, no homo buddy, but Prime says you're to clean up loads of Seeker cum off the jail floors and walls."
"... Where's a rag?" Tracks asked.
Bluestreak walked over to Prime, who was chatting with Arcee and Wheeljack . "Are we going to follow da usual protocol with prisoners? Read him off his crimes and make sure he knows why he's here?"
"Yes, Bluestreak, my dear New Yorker friend, and give him one of the new exit surveys to fill out."
"Yeah, right, right."
Arcee turned to Prime, "So, what is happening with Starscream?"
"Well, we plan to be rid of him as soon as possible. We've agreed a swop near an airbase and I've asked for both captives, but I don't trust Megatron. The only reason he's been so compliant is because we have Starscream. The trade happens day after tomorrow at the field near the air base. Soundwave refuses to confirm that we're getting Jazz and Cliffjumper." Prime said.
"Well, is he likely to be detained here for much longer?" Arcee asked.
"Why do you ask? Are you nervous with an enemy in the camp?" Prime asked.
"I just don't feel safe around him. So wanted to know when he'll be gone for good."
Wheeljack turned to Arcee, "Don't you worry sweetie, dirt like that won't come within a mile of ya."
Arcee smiled at him.
Prime turned to his team, "The first thing we need to do is hold a hearing with Starscream so that he understands why he's here and why we've imprisoned him. We also need to formally explain to him what's happening with the negotiations."
Bluestreak turned to Prime, "What about Jetfoya?"
"Has he been alright?" Prime asked.
"Yes, Ratchet said that he is a bit blue, but seems normal and upbeat since his hearing. He's been busy doing science research."
"Well, I think we can let him out of confinement. Also, I am going to allow him to the hearing. I feel it's the right thing to do, and it may cheer him up seeing Starscream, in controlled conditions. It'll also stop all the whispers and rumours because everyone wants to see these guys." Prime answered.
"Ya okay prime."
So, ready the hearing room and make the announcement that there will be an open hearing. Normally no one attends them but I bet everyone will come to this one. I had to hold Skyfires in private too as everyone would have gone to that too." Prime added.
"I'll do dat announcement Prime."
Later on the evening
In the Autobot mess hall, Skyfire walked by the tables with his tray. He couldn't see a place to sit alone so he sat with the Dinobots.
They all looked at him and there was a screech of chairs as they stood up holding their trays.
Grimlock Stood up and looked at Skyfire, "Me Grimlock not smart, But know, you traitorous Ho-mo." he said before leaving with his team.
Skyfire just looked down and shrugged, shaking his head and took out his tablet a started looking at it.
Arcee broke away from most of the Autobots who were all around her trying their luck, and sat with Skyfire.
"How are you feeling Sky honey?" she said, putting her arm around him.
"Yeah, good. You?"
"Yes. I think the Dinobots were out of order... Again, and I'll be mentioning it to Prime."
"Nah, it's okay. No big deal. They'll come round."
"So... What's your plan for the rest of the week? " Arcee asked.
"Ah! Well. Once I've completed disciplinary and retrain, I was going to go on a botanical expedition with some peers. I'm looking forward to it. "
"That sounds lovely! You're still on active duty though?"
"Yes, but less field and more scientific, here for a while."
"Why is that?"
"Because Silverbolt said I need time off, and made that recommendation to Ratchet and Prime, who signed me off for a short while." he smiled at her before going back to eating.
"Oh nice...But, I think you're a brilliant Air Commander, equal to, and probably better then, Silverbolt." She said as she ate too for a moment, wondering if he was going to restart the conversation, but he didn't. "I was wondering, if we could hang out together, because I don't want you to feel isolated."
"Nah, it's really okay."
"Can I come on this field trip?" Arcee asked.
"Well, it'll probably bore you but you're welcome to come too sweetie."
"It'll give us some time to hang out and have fun."
"I didn't know you had an interest in botany?" Skyfire asked as he looked up at her.
"I do!" Arcee said excitedly,' I love picking flowers. " making Skyfire smile and shake his head.
" Well, it's more... About... Taking samples really.. "he laughed.
"Well I enjoy that too!"
"Well sweetie, you still have two weeks to sign up. Make sure you pack everything on the list." Skyfire replied.
"what happens if I don't have something?"
"Then you can use mine. Though my feeling is you'll be traveling pretty light." he smiled while looking at his tablet.
Arcee just smiled and giggled. "Sky, how do you feel about Starscream being here in custody?"
"I don't think about it."
"Ofcourse you do. I bet it's all you think about."
Skyfire just shrugged and moved the food around his plate.
After a few moments, she knew again that he wasn't going to restart the conversation. Especially as he started looking at his current research on a tablet.
"Sky, look. You know we've always been close friends right? You've always looked out for me."
"Sure. I'd do anything for ya sweetie."
She leant in and whispered, "It's just that. If I disable the surveillance and loan you my code, you can pop down for a brief visit to Starscream in the hold."
Skyfire put his tablet down, and looked around and leant towards her audio. "Are you serious?"
"Yes, but a brief visit. If you get caught then I'll have to claim you stole my code."
"I won't, it'll be very brief, I just want to see how he is, hear him and be close to him a moment." Skyfire said trying to hide the elation in his voice.
"Okay, here." she said as she typed the code on his tablet. If you go mid dark cycle then it should be okay. I'll be lookout."
"Oh, I love you and really owe you one Arcee. " Skyfire said as he put his arms around her.
"You really dont." She answered as she kissed him on the cheek.
Wheeljack, Bluestreak and bumblebee walked over and sat next to them.
"I'm sure glad your back in the base. It's just a shame that Starscreams here now." bumblebee said.
"Shut the fuck up bumblebee."
Skyfire turned to Wheeljack, "Why are you always so gratuitously rude? All you do is tell people to shut the... Heck up. Why doesnt Prime put you in your place." Skyfire said having already decided that if Wheeljack told him to shut the fuck up, he would get up punch him, even though he was already in trouble.
Wheeljack said nothing. He knew he couldn't physically stand up to Skyfire.
" He has a point. What's your problem? " Arcee asked Wheeljack, hugely proud of Skyfire for standing up for bumblebee.
"Yeah!" Bluestreak said, "Stop fuckin cussin because ders a lady here."
"Yeah! Fuck you Wheeljack." Bumblebee said, ready to hide behind Skyfire.
Skyfire elbowed Bluestreak "What's with all the language, buddys?"
"Yes Skyfire, it's quite shocking. You're such a sweet spark. You're also a total gentlemech. " Arcee said putting her head on Skyfires shoulder.
Wheeljack laughed, "Now if that ain't barking up the wrong tree, I don't know know what is."
"No! Wheeljack, we're close friends, we always have been." Arcee said.
Skyfire looked up. "That's absolutely true."
"Yeah but how come she's not all touchy feely with anyone else?" Wheeljack said.
"You're being a bit brash Wheeljack." Bluestreak said.
"Because he's innocent minded! Unlike some of you. So, I'm careful not to give the wrong signals with you all, but our love is pure." Arcee said.
"That's true. I really do love her, strictly platonically though, she's like a little sister." Skyfire said putting his arm around her.
"I reckon he enjoys feeling you up." Wheeljack said.
"Dats untrue." Bluestreak said.
"Well I better leave the Starscream Fan Club Table then." Wheeljack said as he got up and left, noticing Skyfire staring at him as if he was contemplating grabbing him.
"Skyfire, did you know Starscreams hearing is tomorrow and it's open?" Bumblebee asked.
"I knew it was tomorrow, but I didnt know it was open."
"I think that's to dispel all the rumours and stuff going around." Arcee said.
"Well it could be a disaster.." Skyfire said.
"Why?" Bumblebee asked.
"Well, Starscream could perceive that as his being paraded around, also it gives him a public forum, And he plays up to a crowd in a way he never would alone. I think. It's a mistake. But, I'd love to see him." Skyfire warned as he stood up.
"I think it would be very funny if he plays up! I can only imagine the theatrics!" Arcee said as she saw Skyfire get up with his tray and take it to the waste try rack.
Arcee followed Skyfire over the selection tables. "Aren't you that hungry honey?"
"Not really."
"If you under fuel, you'll get ill and weak again, then the depression will return. Please stay healthy. " she said as she took his hand.
"I'll take care of myself sweetie don't you worry."
"Sky?" Arcee asked quietly as she pulled him into the hall. "Do you really love me as a little sister?"
"Yes. I feel hugely protective of you and want to know that you're safe and loved." Skyfire said putting his hands on her shoulders.
"But.. That's difficult." Arcee said looking down.
"I know it is darling. But I feel I must act responsibly by you. I worry that you have... misplaced feelings, that can never be realised or satisfied by me."
"Yes, but surely you understand that it's hard to turn off feelings." Arcee lamented as she leant her face into his chest.
"Yes I do, but if we don't feed it then the feelings will eventually go away. You just need to find someone who can return your love and give you what I just can't. I don't want to hurt you, of all people."
"Well, I think I have found someone, but they'll never commit to me. I reckon I'll end up as their bit on the side, but I still feel for you. We've always been able to be open to each other about our feelings. I don't know what to do." Arcee said.
"Yes we can always be open to each other. I find it hard to believe there's a mech in the world who wouldn't commit to you! You're so sweet and warm, it even confused me for a while because people just feel so comfortable around you."
"So, if even you were confused. is there ever even a chance for us?"
"No there isn't darling. I can never feel that. I'm also in a committed relationship with someone I've loved for the longest time, ever since the academy. Someone who brings out the best, and worst, in me. Someone who makes my Spark feel feint the moment I think of them. I want all that for you too. I want someone to make you feel like that. "
" So, it's not just a no for me. You're not likely to have a fling with any woman?"
" The likely hood of my having a fling with any woman right now is about... Aaahhh.. Nil. Do you understand darling? "
" Even if you were drunk? "She joked.
" Especially if I were drunk! I can't hold my drink well anyway. Because I'm not used to heavy drinking." He replied and smiled.
" But I can still enjoy your hugs? "
" You can have all my hugs! " he said as she put her arms around his waist as he hugged her.
She felt her situation couldn't be very much more hopeless and this, with Skyfire, was the very edge of failiure. To love both sides of a couple and only get a brief stolen look in with one.
For her, Skyfire ticked all of her boxes. She had a weakness for highly educated, authoritive, reserved and debonair, flight capable masculine mechs, and he was a large carrier, as masculine and well mannered as they come but didn't have any of the false bravado that most mechs had.
She also felt highly attracted to the fact that she knew that outwardly he was calm and collected, but she gathered, at least from what Starscream had alluded to, that he was very different intimately. She just couldn't imagine him brash, loud, using bad language and crazed with passion.
Starscream on the other hand was everything she wanted except for the fact that he lacked the level of masculinity she liked, and the fact that he was too wild and utterly morally bankrupt. He lacked all manners and never had a quiet private side, he was 'on' the whole time.
She wanted a mixure of them both. Be with a Skyfire by day, and be with a Starscream over night.
She felt the best cure would be to see what's available on the nightclub scene and try not to think about her warm romantic love of Skyfire and her insatiable lust for Starscream. Surely, she felt, there must be someone out there who fit all her needs.
During the Night
Starscream who was layin the berth staring at the ceiling, contemplating playing with himself, when he heard the first security door and was surprised to see Skyfire walk in.
"Sky!" Starscream said, jumping up from the berth and running to the bars.
"Hey PornStar," he answered as he hurried to the cell and hugged Starscream through the bars. They didn't even talk for a moment, just slow kissed.
"Come to bust me out?" Starscream grinned as he stood on tiptoes to have his arms around Skyfires neck.
"I'm afraid not, my love. I just wanted to be near you. Arcees a darling. She gave me her code for a quick visit. "
"Yes, she's a very good girl."
Skyfire sat on the cold floor next to Starscream, as they held hands through the bars. He was almost greatful the bars separated them, or wild horses couldn't drag him away.
"I love you."
"I love you too, and I'd do anything for you." Starscream said, drawing imaginary circles on the floor. "I heard about what happened. I feel so guilty. Do you... think I treat you like shit?" he added as he looked up with penitent optics.
"Nah, you don't now. Don't feel guilty about anything. Clean slate! I can tell by the way you look that you're all troubled and guilty."
"I certainly am. I keep fucking up with you." Starscream said looking suitably guilty.
"No you don't."
"Really I do. I worry one day you'll just dump me."
"Whats Brought this on?" Skyfire asked looking suspicious.
"I've heard what the guy with the lisp said. That I use you, fuck you around, ruin your reputation, he claimed I made you gay!"
"Wait, are we talking about Bluestreak? Well I'll be giving him a piece of my mind."
"You can't, you're not supposed to be here remember? But I have fucked you around, disappointed you, broke your spark, ruined your reputation and stuff... By accident."
Skyfire laughed, "By accident" he repeated, "I love how everyone talks about me behind my back. Screamy, listen to me. Yeah, in the past you've fucked me around, and did leave me sparkbroken, but we've left all that behind, had a new start a few days ago. Who gives a fuck about about my reputation? I make mistakes like anyone else. "
" Really? So, you dont resent me? " Starscream asked.
" No! Listen, the first time. I ever laid optics on you, on campus, all those years ago, the Seeker weighed down with all the books, always by himself. Something stirred in me, that I never felt before. I thought, what an attractive young guy, and went out of my way to ask your name and what topic you were doing. Love at first sight. "
" You do know I initially agreed to go out with you for a free meal? I mean, I fancied you though, but I was hungry and shit.. " Starscream laughed as he admitted it.
" I knew that! I was trying to feel you out, and the way you were flirting with me, I knew I could ask you out, and not get punched. "
" Ha! Yeah, then I came to live in your dorm shortly afterwards. Cause at the least the services weren't going to get shut off. " he joked.
" Yes. We were the happiest guys on the course. I just pushed for the closeness and relationship, you took it to the next level. I knew I was reading the right signals from you and just wanted to make sure you felt the same. "
Starscream shrugged remembering it, " Well, it because stupid! we were charging in the same berth and you were always hugging me and shit so I thought. Screw this messing around. Let's call it what it is and fuck. I didn't have any bullshit hangups. I didn't give a shit. "
"Haha. Yes,that's what I love about you. Your confidence. Without you, the world would be a darker, colder place. The happiest moment of my life when you rolled over and kissed me. It felt so unreal."
"Yeah, then I found you have your fucking seals intact. Nearly put me right off." Starscream said.
"Haha, yep. You made a man of me that night."
"Well it felt like the right thing to do. I've always followed my instinct... And my spike. When it started pressuring around you, I thought. I better fuck this guy, See what happens. I cared then about rules and what people thought, as much as I do now. I knew even then I found femmes and mechs both attractive and I just wanted to fuck as much as I could. Also saved me a fortune on fuel and electric bills if people bought lunch, took me to dinners and paid my electric. I saw girls always after you, but you never went out with any that I saw."
"Precisely. I, kinda knew... I was possibly, a bit..." Skyfire said wavering his hand, "-.. before I met you. But it was just conformation. You just helped me live authenticly, like you do now. You just enable what's already there. Because I can't live true without you. I did go out on a couple of outings.. Dates whatever... Disaster. "
" I enable you? " Starscream smiled.
" Yes, and it's all already there."
"Tell that to fucking blue-whatever-the-fuck-lisp-guy. How did your hearing go?"
"Actually I was very lucky, got off with a smacked wrist." Skyfire smiled and raised his brows.
"I'd give you more then a fucking smacked wrist... ", Starscream grinned. "So, what's the outcome."
"Well, stripped of all Air Command for now, finish drying out on the drug course, keep check with Ratchet over depression, but that's going to hit again when you're gone, and I need to discuss with Prime how our relationships going to 'be conducted'. So, I've been demoted basically and labeled a basket case. Haha! Fuck my life."
"Haha! Wait, what? What's it got to do with him? Do you have to ask permission to fuck me?"
"Haha no. I just think he means, he wants to know when I'm meeting you, and where, for security. Because I'm a traitor in your camp and viewed as a traitor by some here. I'm disillusioned by how treacherously I'm viewed... For just doing the decent thing."
"Well I don't care how I'm viewed. I'm just glad you're okay. I felt sick when I heard you were unwell, but I could feel in my spark that you were alright. I think I'd know if anything happened to you. I never should have given you that stuff but I just thought you'd just take to it like we all do. " Starscream said with a dumb expression.
"Truth be known, I regret nothing. Best sex of my fucking life, with you these past few days. I mean, I probably won't get so fucked up on hard drugs, I'll leave that to you because you have a tolerance for it, I'll stick to the weed I get off Blaster, after my program though. Yeah, I heard all about Soundwaves little extra curricular business plan. Those two are trying to corner the market. Apparently he's dealin' while watching you at those nightclubs you drink at. "
" Wait till I fucking land him in it when I get back. I'm surprised that guy doesn't fashion a old ass cassette tape to transform into some fucking weighing scales! He's so sneaky! Always doing shit low key! "
" What, will Megatron be angry at him? "
" Phff! No! He'll just demand his sixty-five percent cut. Crippling Soundwaves fucking infrastructure business plan. Megatron doesn't give a shit what people do, drugs, porno, extortion, kidnapping, whatever, you just have to give him a cut."
" So basically You seekers could set up a brothel with Soundwave taking fees at the door and he wouldn't care? "
" Yeah. Well, obviously not me personally otherwise I'd get shit for it and slapped up."
"Well I'd slap you up too if I caught you. Your only partner is me. That's all I ask of you. I don't care about all the other crazy stuff. I'm your man. "
"I love you Sky. You'd never dump me would you?"
"What is this dumping thing? I'm going to slap that motherfucker Bluestreak."
"I mean, what would it take for you to dump me?"
"Well... I don't know. It would have to be very, very bad. Something completely unforgivable. I can't think of anything though. Oh wait! If you conjunx with someone else. That'll do it. Big time."
"Well that shit ain't happening. You know I love doing you, it's too much fun, and look!" Starscream said, showing off the small panel on his wrist.
Skyfire held up his wrist with the light blue panel. "I often touch this, because it's nice to feel you."
"You're such a romantic."
"And you're fucking attractive. Of it weren't for these bars, I think I would give you at least a quick seeing to." Skyfire said, obviously weighing up the risks.
"These things can be opened via override somehow, or I can always suck you off or give you a hand job." Starscream smirked.
"Can't risk it. Arcees keeping watch so I can't be long." Skyfire pointed out.
"Well I know what you'll be needing to do. Told you I should have bought that gear in subspace."
"Err no. It would have been taken off you during the scanning booking in process and I'd get shit for it. Anyway, I have something hidden in my quarters for that. It's insane that you're right here in the base, and we can't be together. "
"Yeah, and I have some bullshit tomorrow. Don't worry, I'll tell Prime he's a faggot and that he fucking sucks."
"Hmm, that's not exactly going to help us."
"Well, leave the politics to me." Starscream said.
"Okay darling" Skyfire said just staring at him lovingly. "I wish I could live these past couple of days over again."
"Yeah me too."
"I'd enjoy doing it all again. I don't like charging in a single berth, without you by my side... Hogging all the charge. "
"I'll share more next time."
Skyfire reached through the bars and picked Starscream up off the ground, leant in and kissed Starscream again.
Arcee walked in, slightly startled at the sight. Probably because she'd never seen any passion from Skyfire before. "I think we should head back up."
Skyfire turned to her, "Arcee, this is my partner Starscream, Screamy, this is Arcee, my close friend.
Arcee smiled as if butter wouldn't melt and offered her hand."Screamy is it? The pleasures all mine."
Starscream smirked, took her hand and shook it limply, "That's Lord Screamy to you."
"Shes really cool. Told you you'd love her." Skyfire said.
"That's true." Starscream replied, staring at Arcee.
"You two can stop shaking hands though." Skyfire laughed.
"We should go upstairs. Don't worry about the hearing tomorrow, its just standard." Arcee said.
Skyfire kissed Starscream again, "I'll see you tomorrow in the hearing room, my darling. Please just don't kick off." he said holding both the Seekers hands.
"I'll be looking for you.!" Starscream grinned.
"I'll be there too. See you tomorrow, and I hope you do play up to your audience... Lord Screamy." Arcee added, noticing Starscream shamelessly wink at her.
"Are you honestly trying to insight me to misbehave, for your personal sick amusement?" Starscream asked Arcee.
" Ofcourse. "She answered giving a knowing smile. " When do you disappoint? I bet you've been formulating your rant all night. "
Skyfire laughed." I'm surprised how well you two get on. I told you he was good. "
" He's very good. " Arcee replied.
Skyfire felt he just couldn't let go of his lovers hands." Why does it have to be like this for us?"
"I don't know. But I know how much you love me and know I love you more, and I'll prove it when I'm free. I'll make sure we meet at least once a week. But now you two need to head off, and I need to knock one out. " Starscream said.
Hearing Day
The small hearing room was jam packed with people standing around the edges and lining the hall for a glimpse of the much rumoured Seeker.
Prime sat in the main seat, elevated from the floor. Near it was a speakers stage platform, with a microphone, where someone stood, as the focal point of the hearing. He was worried that it may turn into a circus.
Skyfire, Bluestreak and Arcee sat in the front row.
All the chattering and conversations stopped and there were gasps of shock and interest as Prowl walked down the corridor with Starscream in cuffs behind him, finally confirming that he was on the base.
As they walked into the hearing room, Starscream was walked to the speakers platform.
Starscream stood on the platform, surveying all the Autobots and casually placed his cuffs hands on the bench in front of him. He saw Skyfire and smiled and controversially blew him a kiss in front of everyone and winked discreetly at Arcee. Skyfire was too nervous to do anything in return as it may result in trouble for both of them. Instead he lovingly slow-blinked at him. Which made Starscream slow-blink back.
Prime leant towards the mic and asked. "Starscream, this is informal, but it is important to let you know why you're here, why you are incarcerated and the current point of negotiation with Megatron."
Starscream leant forward to his mic. "I recognise no proceeding formal or informal. You have no authority over me." his unmistakable voice echod the room from the speakers.
There were gasps, and a sense of shock across the room along with a din of chatter. Prime hit his table to silence the gallery.
"Starscream, I'm trying to assist you here. You are currently a POW pending return to Megatron in exchange for our two dear friends. You are incarcerated due to that and due to the fact that you are a very dangerous and manipulative character. Among your own, and especially here, you are certainly a Svengali figure and a most base comedian. I have gone to great lengths to make sure that you cause no damage here and that you exercise no control over people. "
Starscream stared at Prime with a smug and impertinent look that was present with a cynical smirk at Primes discriptions of him. "You would have nothing at all if I didn't... Just walk into your 'care'. I'm no prisoner, how can I be when I choose to be here. I was never captured, so based on that very principle, I'm merely a mistreated guest." he said as he held up his cuffed hands. "Just look at these bracelets I've been given. Quite uncomfortable and lacking of any sense of taste or style."
Arcee couldn't help herself, and probably didn't even realise, that she was smiling broadly at him. Turned on by his ritual defiance and how he was swiftly making a mockery of the hearing.
She placed her hands on Skyfires thigh and he smiled back at her, placing his hand on hers as they enjoyed the entertainment.
Prowl turned to Prime. "Guests, wanted or unwanted, don't cum all over the walls of their room!"
Starscream grinned. "Ha! Where do you expect me to cum then? There's not so much as a box of tissues in there. I have needs! Sorry, the wall gets it."
Arcee tried not to laugh.
Ironhide stood up. "He's a fuckin sex crazed pervert! Starscream has to be the biggest slut fucking Degenerate whore there is! And I think any ladies shouldn't be comin within a mile of him. I think we should escort Arcee out as he's inappropriate."
Starscream turned to Ironhide "Yet another lisper. Look you mock texan redneck asshole. I think ladies are always cuming within a mile of me. ."
"Did you hear that Prime! That was a dirty fuckin joke about cumin! We should kick him and his traitorous whore Decepticon husband Skyfire out of here as soon as we get our buddy's. "
"No, you're a dirty joke! Calling my husband a traitorous whore?! By the way, I want to tell you something about whores." Starscream screamed infuriated over the lnsult to Skyfire.
"Nothing I'd wanna hear Seeker!" Ironhide said as he sat down.
"When I was last on Cybertron..." Starscream said calmly as he leant into the mic, "I totally banged Chromia."
Ironhide stood back up baring his fists, "No you neva fuckin banged ma beautiful Chromia!"
Starscream shouted, "I did to! I blindfolded and banged her and she fucking luuuurved it. Took so much of my cock I thought it'd come out her mouth! I like fucking that good old pussy cause they have technique! and like bad boys. They're also greatful for everything they get! She was drier then the plains of chaar but I fuckin hit that shit up dry! " He shouted while dancing around on the platform.
Skyfire facepalmed as Arcee giggled excitedly.
"Aaaaand he's orf." Bluestreak muttered to Skyfire and Arcee.
Prime shouted." Starscream! Enough!"
"Prime! I'm fucking fighting this guy!" Ironhide shouting as Hound, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe tried to restrain him.
"No Ironhide my dearest friend! Don't rise to it." Prime shouted.
Starscream continued. "She couldn't fucking get enough of my cock in any of her holes." he shouted as he bent slightly and thrust his hips upwardly forward. "I filled that old whore up with so much cum, you may as well slap a label on her and sell her as a fresh cream container. She screamed so much that I lost hearing in one audio Receptor for... a whole day! She screamed almost as loud as Elita did."
Prime turned to Starscream." I'm not rising to your lies!"
"You didn't rise for Elita either! Ask her about meeting me in Vos on the fucking sly. She was on her hands and knees, fucking hands and knees before she even knew what day it was. She gave it up for me and, primus, did I give it to her. I fucked her seven times every which way. Ask her! She said I was the best fuck she ever had... Ever had!" he added, screaming at the top of his voice as he slapped his thigh, before the mic got cut. .
Prime finished sending a messege quickly on his phone then turned back to Starscream." You're obviously still fucked up on Coke Starscream. It never happened. "
Starscream screamed back and pointed with his cuffed wrists, " Liar! Ask her, ask them! They rode me like I stole something! All of us ran out of positions to try where we could all get laid at the same time so they Formed a fucking queue! If they deny it then their just ashamed how bad they wanted my cock at the time. Back on Cybertron, I ditched Shockwaves fucking boring lazy ass and met up with Elita-1, Moonracer, Chromia and Firestar for a orgy. I didn't think they'd all fuck me...I didn't! But they did! They fucking did! It was kinky! And It was maddening! I was burnin'! Never had so many fucking femmes licking my cock at the same time before. I tore their asses uuuup. .! "
" You're badly deluded! You think everyone wants you sexually but they don't! "Prime shouted.
"Who doesn't want me?" Starscream asked.
Ironhide shouted, "Well she certainly doesn't, want your brand of filth!" as he pointed to Arcee.
Arcee smiled back at Ironhide and poked her tongue out at Starscream.
"Heh..."Starscream shrugged with a half grin. Bringing his cuffed hands to his face, "These others, they may not want me personally but they do want that good, Seeker cock they keep hearing about, and I'm glad to fucking share it! "
Ironhide shouted" Let me fuckin settle this like mechs!"
" Good luck on that as he's a fucking little bitch. " Wheeljack said.
Skyfire stood up." Shut the hell up Wheeljack. I'd punch you in the mouth... But you don't have one!"
Prime shouted " Wheeljack, Skyfire, my office afterwards."
Arcee pulled Skyfire down.
Prime turned to Prowl," Get that crazy motherfucker off the fucking stage! It's obvious we can't proceed."
Several Autobots started grabbing at Starscream, manhandling him and shoving him off the stage as he was still screaming."
"You all know it's true! I wouldn't say it if it wasn't! I fucked them, they fucked each other, ALL fucked me. Cum all over my fuckin body, I was a fucking mess. Chromias interface port is grey with green guidelights! Elita's is dark pink, blue lights... -" Starscream was silenced as Prowl shoved his hand over the Seekers mouth as he dragged him towards the door.
Prime and Ironhide both grabbed their phones sending texts.
Bluestreak leant over to Skyfire," Hey! How could he know dat shit if it's true discription! Dis ain't goin as good as it coulda. "
" Well, I knew this would happen, if they gave him an audience and antagonised him. " Skyfire said smiling and shaking his head.
Arcee waited until the shouting in the room got to fever pitch and whispered In Skyfires ears " Has he really slept with the resistance girls like Chromia and Elita?"
"Err... Yeah."
"Do you know about all his sexual partners?" she asked quietly.
"Yes. He's told me about everyone from his first experience, right through when he thought I was dead, up to now. He's always been honest to me. But, I was strict with him about not having a Polyamorous relationship. So we're happily monogamous now."
How do you know he was being truthful?
Because he plugged into me and uploaded the information from his memory bank, as a token of honesty. We plugged into each other and saw each others truths. It was so beautiful and intimate. Though some things I didn't want to 'Live' as id have nightmares for life. Different people's sexual habits are mind-boggling. I skipped all those, I just wanted to know who, and when. Nothing else. "
"Does it bother you that he sleeps with so many women."
"Well it hurts, because it's a reminder that he has a taste for an experience I can never give him, but he didn't know I was on ice, and without me for stability and love, he was a bit of a loose Canon. When I woke up and saw him... Wow. He warmed me right back up shortly afterwards."
"What, in the Decepticon camp?"
"Yes. He stayed in my quarters the whole time with me till we got into trouble for it haha. I've forgiven him for any relationships or hook ups in that time I was out of commission. It's all us now, finally."
"So, you only like guys right?"
"What? Nah, I like women too." Skyfire said before clearing his throat and looking back at proceedings.
Prowl turned to Prime from the doorway. " Hes a pathological liar! I bet he even believes his lies."
"And you can shut up cause you fancy me and all!" Starscream shouted as he turned to Prowl, before he got elbowed in the back, "Err... No homo, but you'd get on your knees for me, when you see what I'm packing." Starscream shouted back from the hallway.
Ironhide shouted back "Fuckin typical Seeker! Got a spike you can't even control. You just spend your whole worthless lifes feeding its insatiable needs!"
Prime hit his table, "This is becoming a farce!"
There was so much jostling and interest in hearing the rest of the argument down the hall that there was a massive congestion at the door. Prowl took Starscream away and Bluestreak tried to restore order.
Wheeljack was sulking by the door to Primes office and Skyfire was loitering waiting to be called in aswell, while chatting to Arcee.
Arcee rubbed Skyfires back, "I thought it was sweet when he referred to you as his husband."
"Yeah, he's never referred to me like that before. I don't know if he was just continuing Ironhides reference or not to piss him off, but I liked it. I think it's very accurate."
"Well, personally I think you'd make a great husband for him, he on the other hand, I'm not so sure."
"Why would you think that? I'd whip him into shape. He's not going to be like this forever. He'll mellow as he ages and I'm certain he'll calm down a bit in a few million years. I'm certain he'll turn out just fine in the end."
End Of Chapter 10
