10th chapter! If chapters were years, then a wild zebra born at the story's start would have lived half his life already.
I don't own anything referenced here. Jk Rowling owns Harry Potter.
As the sound of metal upon flesh filled the area, the beast slumped to the ground, dead. Harry breathed a sigh of relief, as he put the giant, meter-and-a-half sword in his pocket.
A huge earthquake shook the ground, as Harry noticed that the room's floor had shifted to a strange circle of stone, with a stylised demon head on it. As strange magics rushed into the room, he heard strange voices chant, in the voice of a young boy who likes photography and proves muggle devices do work at Hogwarts, and wizards are too dumb to use them. Too dumb, or really... Too DumbLEDORE.
"HSIBBUR SI LATORMMI YM! NRUB LLIW SCIFNAF!" The voice chanted, over and over, in a strange, backwards way.
Time burnt away as space slowed down, and strange forces ruled by a will as dumb as rocks repeated a new phrase.
"HOLY HOLES OF A WHOLY WHOLE HOLLY HOLDS HALLS IN WHOLE NUMBERS" It repeated to him, as he felt his body melt away as an overly enthusiastic cult summoned a goth vampire, only to kill it to cleanse the fanfic realm of cringe, in a manner that didn't fix the problem, and instead only caused it to worsen, due to the cringe-worthy way the media was informed of this.
-Blah blah blah-
Smart person: This is weird.
Dumb person: What?
Me: You know, with poorly explained plot points like these, I could be the next Scott Cawthorn. Cawfrom? Karfoam? How is it spelt anyway?
Dumbest person ever: Fake news.
Person with no ability to comprehend absolutes: bet he'll say "even dumbesterer person next.
MLP Fan: Where a psycho pinkie? Or an overly philosophical pinkie?
Answers:
Yes
Yes
I'm pretty sure Scott = MatPat anyway, so don't try to be. Be Skip instead. Him best theorist.
Hello, President of Your Essay.
Wait, if you don't understand absolutes, then why do you sound like you are mocking people like that?
That was a few chapters ago.
Ps: EA deserves to burn for the Dungeon Keeper Mobile game. Honestly, a game where you actually maintain a baby's mobile would be better.