Once again, deadlines, caffine, exhaustion, and writer's block combine. Run away while you can, I think I've become a monster…

The Lodger (Matchmaker)

Amy's right. My Doctor has become a sort of matchmaker. Mickey and Martha, for instance. Two of the best companions of the century. They never would have met if not for us. Rose and the clone guy- let's not go there. I'm glad to be rid of both of them. Donna and Sean. They wouldn't have met, wouldn't be alive if not for us. I want to take credit for Jack and Ianto, but… I can't see any interference of ours there. Jack and Alonso, my Doctor practically set them up! Sarah Jane and Harry, if you want to go back. Yes, my Doctor's a matchmaker. But he'll never pair up Amy, because he feels she already has someone. I just wish I knew who.

Well, I tried to put something meaningful at the end. Gotta give me points for trying. The next two will be better, if it's the last thing I do!