I don't own Naruto or High School DxD, this is a fanfiction only.

I got out of bed, took a shower, and since Tsunami thought it would save us some time we took that shower together, which in turn ended up causing the shower to be a little longer than expected, brushed my teeth, and went down the stairs to help with making breakfast.

As soon as I walked down stairs I heard some people talking. "Does anyone know where that freak Naruto is sleeping? It's going to be a major pain to find that creep and wake him up. How about we forget about him and let him keep sleeping Sasuke?"

Well, nothing ruins my day faster than having to hear Sakura speak about me in such a gentle, kind, caring, and supportive way, I honestly thought that this could not get any worse and that is when I heard Tazuna laughing and I had a bad feeling about what he was going to say.

"I wouldn't worry about Naruto too much, I am sure he had a very nice sleep and is probably going to wake up early, he is probably only taking his time taking a shower." Why do I get the impression I think Tazuna knows how and with whom I took my morning shower with.

As I reached the kitchen I began to look in the pantry, maybe there was something there I could use to make a quick breakfast for everyone. "Is there something, in particular, you are looking for Naruto?" I didn't even turn around and just told Tsunami that I was looking for dish washing soap.

She laughed and told me it was on the cover under the sink, thank goodness, knowing Sakura she might put some of it in my morning coffee and pretend that she thought it was sugar. She cooked and I cleaned, it was pretty much when the others that began eating their breakfast that I finally finished cleaning the pans.

I sat down and had myself a simple egg, sunny side up, some toast and a glass of juice that I served myself. Sakura looked at me with an odd expression on her face, well actually Sakura is pretty odd most of the times in the morning, well she asked me why didn't I take the glass that was already full from the table.

For a second there I wanted to ask her to take a taste out of it to make sure, and that is when I remember dad telling me about indirect kissing. That pretty much made me realize that serving my own juice out of the pitcher was the smart decision.

I closed my eyes and said grace for the food I was about to eat and to give a small prayer of sympathy for the poor unfortunate soul that would eventually kiss Sakura on the regular basis. I know most of the times I seem like I hate humans, and that is not true, I certainly feel pity for the poor person that ends up getting married to the pink banshee.

"So Naruto did you have a good night sleep?" I hope Kakashi doesn't notice the blush on Tsunami's face as he finished asking me that. I took a bite of my food and a drink from my glass before answering that question. It's a pretty harmless question, but considering how I spent last night I had to be really careful how I answer that.

"Yes, I had a wonderful night's rest. Never slept better in my whole life. So Kakashi what exactly is the schedule for today?" I hoped that Kakashi would take my subtle hint that a change of topics would be appreciated. He just began laughing and finished his own breakfast. Cereal, fruit, and a glass of water. Great I ended up having three eggs for breakfast and four slices of toast.

"For today you got to guard Tazuna and his construction crews work on the bridge, Sasuke will be teaching Sakura the tree walking exercise and I will send a message to Konoha that we need some reinforcements."

I could tell Sasuke was not happy to hear that part about teaching her the most basic chakra control exercise there is, "Actually Kakashi I already sent a message and Sasuke and I both already know how to do the Water Walking exercise quite well. Remember I had to walk because there was not enough room on the boat?"

"So I think Sasuke would be much happier if you taught Sakura that control exercise and he joins me at either helping or keeping Tazuna and his construction crews safe."

The look on his face was priceless, I guess he didn't expect me to know that much or he was doing an excellent job of pretending to be surprised. "Alright since you two can do that level of control exercise then, by all means, keep Tazuna and his crew safe. I will teach Sakura the tree walking exercise, hopefully, it will be enough."

I began to get up and sent a Shadow Clone to take care of the dishes. I began to walk and just as I reached the door I turned around to find Sasuke just staring at me and then at the clone. "Honestly Sasuke you do a Jutsu enough, you can actually do it without having to use hand signs. We got a long day ahead don't we Tazuna?"

The man just laughed and walked towards me nodding his head, "Indeed we do, we got to see how much of that bridge we can get finished today." Just as I was about to open the door I felt someone grab my hand and pulled me into a rather tight hug.

"Just make sure not to overwork yourself, Tiger, I want some more tender loving tonight." Next thing I know Tsunami is kissing me but not in the way that a person kisses someone they don't know, this was a full blown french kiss, and I was more than happy to return the favor.

After a few minutes, or what felt like a few minutes of us kissing like there was no tomorrow, I smiled and I looked at the shocked look on Sasuke's and Sakura's faces. "What? You never seen a pair of lovers kiss before? Come on, we got work to do, and thank you for taking care of teaching Sakura Kakashi."

We both walked away and I could hear Inari begin to complain about something, I could just imagine what he is complaining about. It was either because he felt embarrassed or that he wasn't told me and she was lovers.

As soon as I got to the construction site and it took a whole five minutes before something went wrong, to me it was a testament to Tazuna's ability to multi-task if this sort of thing happens often, I guess he doesn't drink on the job.

I looked at him and looked at the rather upset construction workers. "Alright what is the matter?" Tazuna walked over to a large concrete mixer and then he pointed at several of the gears on the outside of it, they had been welded shut, meaning the machine could not make the large cylinder spin and thus could not mix the concrete.

I walked over to him and smiled, "Go ahead and tell me the mixture of sand, concrete, gravel and other things this thing needs to mix." He began describing amounts and I soon realized that if the crew could load them into the large mixing cylinder then I could do something.

"Alright, I think I have a general idea, go ahead and put the things into the large cylinders of these machines, I will take care of the rest. They looked at me like I was crazy until I made three Shadow Clones, and using the boost ability they took the large cylinders off the machines and began shaking them like they were mixing drinks.

The entire construction crew watching just stood there with the mouth open. "Just tell them where you want the mixture to pour in." They began doing that and sure enough, the construction crews began to work and they were getting things done faster than before.

I just sat down with a leaf on my forehead trying to control my chakra, I used it first to make the leaf stick to my forehead and then pushed it to make it float, once I realized this was too easy I began to do the same thing with my hand and was making a single kunai float and spin over my hand.

"Where did you learn to do that thing with the concrete Naruto?" I didn't even bother looking at Tazuna and told him that once I had to pretend to be a bartender for one of my bandit camp hunts.

"You know Naruto those containers weight a lot, how can you mix them like you were mixing drinks at a bar?" Again with the silly questions, I told him to me it was no different, to me mixing a fruit cocktail, and mixing the cement was pretty much the same thing. Take the ingredients, mix well and serve.

After a few hours, we actually got done in one day what normally it would take them a week. It might also have to do with the fact that my clones dried the cement with their fire breath. Tazuna and I had a few nice conversations and by the time lunch time was done we were talking like we known each other for years.

"So Naruto how in the world did you and my precious little girl ends up in bed together? Should I play the concerned father and asked what exactly are your intentions with my daughter?" I could not believe this was coming from a guy that pretty much met his wife the same damn way I met his precious little girl, and from what I remember about last night there is nothing little about his daughter.

"She said that she was feeling lonely, after a rather short kissing and touching moments we sort of ended up like that. Who knew that I would end up like in one of the scenes from that disgusting book. I intend to make her happy for as long as I can, and maybe try to give some advice to Inari every once in a while."

Tazuna began laughing and I could tell he was not actually that angry with my answer. "Actually hearing you say that makes me relieved, here I was thinking that it was going to be just a one night stand, I know the life of a ninja is dangerous, so I understand what you mean. Come on, I am sure that Tsunami must have cooked something great for lunch. She always did when she was in a good mood."

As we walked I saw Kakashi and he didn't look happy at all. I can't really blame the guy, teaching someone like Sakura is a nightmare. She probably spent the entire time complaining about how she rather be taught by her precious Sasuke, speaking of Sasuke he spent the entire time working on his water walking exercise while I did most of the work today.

I guess it was too much for me to expect some gratitude from him. Inari was actually waiting for us, something was odd about him. He looked really sad for some reason, I mean the last time I met the kid he was at first screaming how we were suicidal idiots, and then he looked scared when I asked him my questions.

"See Naruto, Inari is a nice kid just like I told you. Here he is waiting to greet his grandpa, but why do you look sad Inari?" Without a word, he ran towards me until he was leaning into me, and he was crying.

"I am sorry Naruto, you were right, I didn't know how good of a life I had. Mom took me with her to buy groceries, and I saw how miserable the people in my town live. I been living like royalty by comparison and I didn't even notice it. I am sorry for screaming those things, can you please forgive me?"

I touched his head and smiled, "What is there to forgive? You didn't know any better, but now you do. Come on Inari, we really worked up an appetite working on the bridge. You can tell me all about what you saw in town during lunch." Tazuna had a strange look on his face as soon as I finished saying that.

"What? You want Tsunami to be angry at us because her food got cold?" That immediately made both Inari and Tazuna open the door and run towards the dining room. I guess it true, Tsunami can be as scary as she is beautiful when angry. Who knew reading those books would come in handy, I still feel like I need a shower after I finished reading them.

"So how was today's training Kakashi? Did Sakura manage to walk on the tree at all?" Sakura was looking at me with a smug look on her face so that pretty much to me the answer to that is yes.

"I didn't only manage to walk on that tree but I can run to the top and back down like it's nothing." Sasuke was actually surprised if the look on his face was anything to go by. I simply took an apple and with one hand I began to use my own control exercise.

The knife began to spin at such speed that it was causing a light breeze when I threw the apple in the air and as it fell on the spinning knife the apple was cut into eight perfect slices. "That's nice anyone care for some apple slices? They taste great with the desert Tsunami made. I could smell it since he came near me."

Tsunami just came over me and began hugging and kissing me, I swear if we hadn't spent so much time together doing what we did, I would be blushing brighter than a ripe tomato. "Come on in Inari, there is no need to hide, we should all eat before it gets cold. I also need to tell you a few things."

I had a wonderful meal, and my Shadow Clones got to work on cleaning everything in the kitchen while we ate our food. "Now Inari, I plan to leave at least two Shadow Clones with you. I think it's high time you started to learn some basic self-defense. As much as I would love to stay here, I will have to return to that stinking cesspool these people call their village."

I was almost expecting the indignant remarks of Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura, but instead, I saw a crying Tsunami. She was crying and complaining about how the men in her life always end up leaving her. I knew her the grand total of two days, and with that little time and having slept with me a few times last night she is already this attached to me?

"Tsunami trust me, I would love to stay, I could make a pretty decent living helping your dad in the construction projects that will come after the bridge, I can also tell that me, you and Inari could become a rather happy family, I could even have something I never had in Konoha, do I dare say it, a home."

She looked at me as she wiped the tears from her face, and kept asking why? Why would I leave to a go back to a place that hates me, and I obviously was miserable living there, so why return to that living hell?

I looked at her and smiled, "I have to return Tsunami because the idiots in that village think I have one of the tailed beasts inside me, this is a source of immense military power for them, and they would not hesitate to kill you, your father, Inari and this entire town if it means they have to do so to get me to return to the village."

"So instead of thinking of it as if I have only a week to be here, think of it as me making sure Inari is ready to defend himself and probably even you, that would make my life in that village a whole lot less miserable since I would have one less reason to worry about you two."

I really hate to say it but after how good I felt after one night of just plain sleeping by her side, after all the time we spent doing things that would make Icha Icha look tame, I knew one thing, well two things really, one thing is the entire was town was both blind and stupid, and it was going to take a real special woman to even match Tsunami.

"Do you really hate Konoha that much Naruto?" Correction Kakashi was also pretty dumb by asking me this question. He knows how the people of that village regard me, how they formed mobs to try to kill me, and that I could literally count on one hand the people that actually treated me humanely.

I am not kidding, I have seen them treat a stray dog receive better than me. What was that give you an example? Why I love to. A stray dog gets injured, he is taken to the village veterinarian who just happens to be Kiba's sister, I get injured, well getting kicked and a few people taking the opportunity to stab me would be the obvious treatment I receive, then leave me in a gutter to bleed to death.

If I was a simple human I would have been dead years ago, which I am ever so thankful that I am not.

"Well you have to understand that I have so many pleasant memories and experiences in that village, you can easily tell how happy my life is there, and if I have to explain it for those that don't realize it, this is called sarcasm. So no, I wouldn't go back there if I had a choice. I know that I don't have a choice, and I am going to do my very best to train Inari in some basic self-defense skills, finish that bridge by the end of the month, and try not to cry whenever I realize that I lost my one shot at having a caring and wonderful family of my own."

This had the intended effect that Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke becoming quiet, I got up and saw the memories of my clones picking up my dishes. As I was ready to leave the house I felt someone pull me away from the door. "And where do you think you are going?" I never realized that Tsunami had been following me.

"To look for a place to sleep, you probably had a tough time sleeping because of me." She immediately placed a finger on my lips, pretty much telling me to stop talking. She kissed me and I had to say I really like kissing her.

As the kiss ended she placed her head near my ear, "I told you I wanted another night of good old fashion loving with you, and no, you are not sleeping out there, you actually have a nice bedroom now come one, you have to wake up early and get ready for another day of keeping dad safe, not to mention Inari didn't look it, but he is excited about those self-defense lessons."

As we got to her bedroom I saw Sakura look at us enter the bedroom. I honestly don't see the reason for her to look at me like that, it's not like this was the first night I slept with her. Another night of passionate love making and I could only think it would really take someone special to match Tsunami.