chapter 10: the MASTER paln REVEELED! :O
Teh masters lauffed whil teh others gaspd and den dr 12 olded "y do u wanna destory teh univers?2
"because i am evil and destorying the universe is what evil dudes do. & Ive decided that the ebst way of doing taht is to blow up teh tardis in teh tim vortex bcuz blowing up teh tadris causes teh unversie to explod in every point in tim and spac (LIK IN TAT EPISODE TEH BIG BANG Y WAS IT CALLD TAT ANYWAY WAS IT CUZ TEH UNVERSE EXPLOUDED WHICH WAS A VREY BIG EXPLOSION?) and tehn dong it in teh tim vortex will also caus teh tim vortex to go boom wich will mean taht all of existenc will be ded (LIKE WHAT TEH TIM LORDS WANTED TO DO IN END OF TIM!)!" explain the mast.
"u fiend" shout pikard passionly caus hes all noble and badass even if he is an old geezer and bald and ugly "we will stop you"
THEN EVERYONE STARTED FITEING THE MASTERS!
dr 1 fighted teih frist master who wsa teh kid one cuz tey wer teh first and so taht only maked sense. but sinc kid master was kid dr 1 one winned. menawhile dr2 fighted teh bearded duds and teh corpse who team d up on him and so dr 2 was haveing hard tim. spock fighted kirk/moriarty bcuz tey wer bfs b4 and so tat was all dramatic n tragic n stuff. Menwhil dr 4 fited sherlock holms cuz tey both haved curly hair an scarfs. jams bond fighted agenst q becaus q was mad at him 4 bing evil nstfu and sinc q was such a badass motherfucker he winned taht fight easy. wesly fgihted pickaxe and his entir crew cuz wesly is such a mary su taht tey needed to team up to even stand chances. kahn tryd to fight kirk but den tey rememberd taht dey wer both da master and so tey insted teamd up to fight spock wich mad sens cuz spcok fighted kahn at teh end of in2 darkness. teh ergo dud in teh room with the screens who talks a lot and id ont lik ehim fghited dr1 after dr1 haved defet kid master bcuz dr 1 was teh first and so he was kinda lik teh one wihch mad sense cuz te ergo dud in teh room with hte screens who talks a lot and i dont like him is a bad guy in teh matrix so fighteing da 1 is teh logical thin to do and even spock comment on how logical taht ws. menwhil all ta rest of da drs were fight teh parao cuz he had ankient egypt magic wich mad him ery powerful excpet matt smith couldnt fight him bcuz he was unexpectedly attacked by...
CLARA OSWALD! BCUZ SHE WAS SECRETLY TEH MASTER ALL ALONG! (AN I KNOW TEH NAM OF TEH DOCTOR SAID THAT SHE KEEPED POPUNG IP ALL OVER TIM AND SPAC FOR A DIFRENT RESON BUT THIS IS MUCH CLEVERER DONT U TINK LOL CLEVERER LIK MR CLEVER HE WAS AWSUM) and so dr 11 fighted clara.
teh fight raegd on 4 hours nad hours but in te end teh masters winned! D: D: D: D:
"muhihahaha now we will blow up all of tim and spac!" teh 2nd master sayd.
"but y! If u blow up all of tim and spac u will be blowed up 2 and ten ull be dead and tehn u wont haev anyting els 2 do cuz ull be ded!111111" explaind dr 7 bcuz hes smart n logic n stuf but not aslogic as spock but he agreed wit him so it didnt relay matter.
teh masters all gaspd "I NEVER THROUGHT OF THAT!112 and tehn tey decid to not do taht and everyon was happful cuz tim and spac was saef now.
except...
"BUT I HAEVNT TOGHT ABOT IT YET AND SO I STILL WANNA BLWO UP TIM AND SPAC!1111111111111111" SHOUTED MASTER TEH FIRST WHO GOTTED BACK ON HIS FEET AFTER HAVEING BEEN DEFEATED BY DR ! B¤ AND SO EH JUMPD OVER TO TEH TARDIS SELF-DESTROY BUTTON AND PUSHD IT AND TEH TRADIS EXPLOUD!
ALL OF TEH TIM VORTEX RUPTURD ARUND IT AND GOT SNUFFD OUT LIK A CANDL AS TEH VERY FABRIC OF REAL DISSOLVD AROUND TEHM EVEN EARTH BCUZ TIS WAS A MUCH BETETER BLWOIGN UP OF TEH UNIVERS TAHN WAT TEH QUIET DUDS IN TEH BIG BANG DID! ALL OF REALITY WAS GON 4EVA AND TER WAS NOTING ANY1 COLD DO ABOUT IT!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111
AN: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! WAHT WILL PICKARD AND SPLCK AND TEH DRS DO NOW?! FIND OUT IN TEH NEXT CHAPTA OF WHOTREK!