"Why did he want us to meet him all the way in the middle of bloody no where?" The man asked the woman frustrated.
The small valley surrounded by mountains was a rather nice looking place but one the two would go out of their place to visit really.
"I don't know, but he probably has some reason, you know how he is... Probably thinks he's being funny, you really shouldn't have encouraged that."
"But-"
"Hey guys, glad you could make it." Harry Potter said cheerfully.
"Harry- what's going on?" The man asked before the woman could harp any more.
"Oh, I wanted you to meet... well, they don't really have marriage but I consider her my wife..."
"What!" "When did this happen?"
"Oh, it was-" An earthquake could be felt and heard, the trembling ground in a rythm that grew to such heights until the very Sun was blocked, day nearly turning to night in the shadows.
They looked up and the older man- who would later deny it to his dying day screamed like a little girl.
Harry merely smiled and waved at the cause.
"My son is so manly!" Lily Potter screamed after James got himself under control.
"That's a whole lot of woman." James Potter said eyeing the massive behemoth wearing a loin cloth and... well, a loin cloth.
"James, behave!" Lily snapped slapping the back of his head.
"Fine fine, lets ignore the giant in the valley, muggles find no problem ignoring elephants in rooms- after all your sister-" James started before Lily slapped the back of his head harder.
"Anyway guys" A blushing Harry interrupted one of their many fights, though it was thankfully all in good fun and not domestic violence that had scarred him for life, "This is my wife, Bestla Potter"
The blushing 3 story tall bride blushed. "Nice to meet you, glad I don't have to eat you."
"Eat?!" James nervously asked, having to shout his question to be heard- that's his story and he's sticking to it.
"If ye were to freak, me would have had to eat" the giantess shrugged.
"Bestla means if you attacked her." Harry clarified. He didn't know why his love spoke in rhyme when even other giants spoke fine- if even more broken English, but he found he liked the simple things in life, and well... Harry found it rather endearing.
"Wait, how do you and her-" James started before a third smack on the back of his head that absolutely wasn't domestic violence despite James falling face first into the ground and not getting up again.
"James, stop playing around, and get up, you know you shouldn't ask about our Son's sex life in front of him- you know how embarrassed he gets- look at him, he's blushing!"
"Fine." James muttered mutinously, getting up brushing himself off.
"Father of Harry is not so scary. I am glad to meet, now lets eat." The giantess said booming with booming laughter.
"She didn't mean us, right?"
"James!"
Harry sighed rather embarrassed, but at least his lovely bride seemed to find the whole thing rather funny.