Title: Yugi's New Love Is...
Author: NT aka Aku-chan
Aku (I decided to change my name from NT to Aku because NT sounded weird ^^): Hiya!
Ash: I'm still the narrator!!! Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aku: Yes, yes she is. Anyways, I am having a special appearance in this fic by *drum roll* Billie!!!!!!!!! She's gonna be a cat!!!
Billie: -_-;; No, I really didn't want to be, but Aku-chan is making me one.
Aku: ^_^ This fic is gonna be very strange, but I like strange!
Yugi: Isn't it already strange?
Nari: Take a wild guess.
Yugi: Why wild?
Nari: Nevermind.
Aku: AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Guess she doesn't like to be interrupted.
Nari: Not one bit.
Luna: Nari, you owe me $4000000.
Nari: What?!?!
Luna: Charge for traveling miles.
Nari: O.o
Luna: Well, from here to the Other World is a whole lot of miles. I need to get some cash for my long trip.
Nari: What?! You transport here!!!!!!!!
Luna: And?
Nari: *anime fall* I just don't understand you.
Aku: WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING?!?!?! I AM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!
Nari and Luna: *sweatdrops* gomen.
Ash: *deaf* Why did everything go quiet?
Jou: It's your imagination.
Ash: WHAT?!
Jou: -_-;;
Aku: ^_^ Billie is gonna be a cat! A black one with blue eyes... *cough*Andhaveapurplebow*cough*
Billie: I heard that.
Aku: ^_^U Yami!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yami: WHAT?!?!
Aku: Disclaimer, NOW!!
Yami: Why me?
Aku: We had a deal.
Yami: Oh, right, that.
Yugi: What deal, Yami?
Yami: Errr-
Aku: Yami would do the disclaimer from now on and give me lots of chocolate if this fic was Y/Y- *Yami covering her mouth*
Yugi: Yami?
Yami: ^_^U Aku-chan does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! She does own Nari and Luna though.
Nari and Luna: -_-;; Thanks for pointing that out.
Magi, Seto, Jou, and Ryou: *glaring at Yami*
Yami: ^_^U
Yugi: *blinks* ----- clueless ^^
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Chapter 10: Encounter With Hell-Spawned Cat
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The light became brighter as Nari only could stand, errr- float there watching the light grow from her rod.
'Should've known Luna would bring me something defective.'
'And what is that supposed to mean?!!?' Luna appeared behind the devil.
'Ack! Don't do that!!!!' Nari jumped away from the angel. 'Damn, you wanna give me a heart attack?!'
'No, but I do want you to fix this.'
'You know what's happening?'
'Yeah!' Luna said as if it were the most obvious this in the entire existence including this world, the Shadow Realm and the Other World and maybe it was and this is just how dense and slow Nari is.
(What did you say...? *glares*)
Errr- nothing.
'So how do you propose I fix this?'
'Well you can't.'
Nari falls over like they do in animes and all. 'What?! I thought you just said-'
'I only said you had to fix this. I never said there was a solution.'
'...'
'Well, there is a loop hole.'
'What?'
'You gotta do five good things.'
'What?!!?'
'I made the rod and since you broke it, you have to fix it by doing five good deeds.'
'You planned this didn't you?'
'Yup!'
'Do you know how hard it will be!??!?!?!?! I'm a devil if you haven't noticed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'Stop your yelling. It's not -that- hard to do only five measly good deeds. I'll catch ya later! Got to go make some deals with the other devils.' With that, Luna disappeared.
(How is she an angel? She must've bribed someone up there.)
Well, Nari has to do five good deeds. Yup, our favorite devil has to be good. Five times. Five good deeds. Done by a devil. A devil name Nari. Nari has to be good five whole times. Good, not bad. The opposite of her devilish nature. Doing practically the impossible-
(Stop pointing that out!!!! I think they got it by now!!!!!!)
It's called emphasizing a point!!!!!
(It's called Hiring New Narrator!!!!!)
You wouldn't.
(I so would.)
Meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(*sweatdrops*)
^_^ Okay, anyway, Nari not only has to do five good deeds -I am not emphasizing it again so stop glaring at me Nari!!!!!!!- she also had another problem on her hands.
(What!? Why do you keep torturing me?!)
Because you're mean. And it's fun! Score! *clears throat* Nari had that annoying bright light to deal with. Yes, remember that light from the stick-
(R-O-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
What? Does Rod sound so much more better than stick!?
(...)
Exactly!! (NT: These two got some anger issues. *glared at* Err- I'll stay quiet. *tapes mouth*) Nari's freaking ROD was still glowing from the broken piece.
(Maybe they won't notice.)
Yeah, that'll work.
(It could!)
Nope, I won't let it.
(Evil...)
Yugi and the others began to wake up.
(You did that on purpose!!!!!!!!)
Hehe. Nari started to panic wondering where she could put the glowing ROD.
(You're emphasizing too much again.)
I thought that's what you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yugi and the others woke up suddenly and noticed a bright glow as they began to open their eyes. Nari was too late in finding a place to hide the rod or think of any excuse.
(Wha-?! You didn't give me any time!!!)
The narrator grinned evilly at the pathetic Nari who tried to mess with the one who tells the story. (NT: Do I even have a role anymore? I thought I was the authoress.) This fic is under my control now!!! BWAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! (NT: Bakura!!! Did you give the narrator the potion labeled 'do not touch'?!?!? Bakura: *runs off with empty potion bottle*)
And a black cat with blue eyes appeared. (NT: Hey! What are you doing?! That doesn't come until later!!!) Oops, sorry. The pages of the script were stuck together.
(Hey! That script has all pen marks all over it.)
I made slight changes. Another evil grin appeared on the narrator. (NT: What happened to the old one?) No idea. You guys are taking me off track again!!! (NT: Choo choo!!) Uhhh...both Nari and the narrator sweat dropped at the authoress.
Anyways, Nari smiled innocently, well, as best as she could fake it, and waited until the others were fully awake and almost hoping the light would blind them.
(Hey, easy way to explain something that they can't see.)
'Nari?'
(Hai, Yugi?)
'What's that bright light?'
'Damn.' Nari thought seeing how she would have to think of some explanation. (It's uhhh your imagination?)
Yugi had finally opened his eyes fully and knew he was not seeing things. 'Nari, I must have one big imagination then.'
Nari sweat dropped coming up with no reasonable excuse besides the one she used before. (I got nothing.)
Yugi's eyes adjusted to the bright light, along with the others. (NT: Remember the two rooms? Well, the door in the middle is wide open, so you can go freely between the rooms.)
"What the hell is that?" Jou asked as he was sprawled over Seto. (NT: *takes pictures* Blackmail...) "I heard that you little devil authoress!!!!!" (NT: Eep! *runs away*
"She's right though. This doesn't look all too innocent." Seto said beneath Jou. The blonde blushed and quickly climbed off of Seto. (NT and all S/J fans: Awwww...) Nari sweat dropped even more seeing how everyone was in front of her.
"So, Nari, care to explain the strange light?" Ryou asked curiously.
"No, not really." Nari obviously was trying anything to get out of explaining that she was going to use the rod to look into the boy's minds and dreams.
'Nari. You aren't getting away so easily.' Yugi looked up at the devil with puppy eyes. 'Tell me, please?'
(Now I wish I were blind. Light! Blind me!!!!) Yugi kept his puppy eyes up forcing the devil to sigh and give in to the eyes. (I hate the look.) 'Have to think of an excuse. C'mon Nari!' Nari cheered herself on mentally trying to figure out an excuse they would buy.
"Uhhh, it's a new toy I've been tinkering with." This was not the best excuse one can come up with especially seeing Yugi's eyes widen.
"Really?!"
'Wrong excuse to use.' Nari thought to herself.
"What does it do?!" Yugi was exciting. His curiosity was bigger than Nari's devil nature. (And that's a whole lot.)
'What is?'
(Errr- nothing.)
"It..." Nari was silent after that word.
"Care to finish your thought?" Seto questioned.
Nari stayed silent. 'I could tell them the truth. Yeah, right.' Nari laughed mentally at the very thought. 'I could say it was top-secret Other World thing. They could buy that. No, they might ask me more questions. The easiest and simplest answer is....... nope, coming up blank.'
Are you surprised?
'Shut it, Ash.'
That's rude. Anyways, Nari stayed silent as everyone was waited, some more patient than others, for the devil's answer. Nari snapped out of her thoughts and noticed all the eyes on her.
"Hi."
Everyone fell over, as Nari couldn't think of anything else to say. Just then, an arrow was shot and barely missed Nari's head. "Wah! What the hell was that?!?!" Nari glared at anything possible to blame, even the wall.
'I would not glare at a wall.'
Would too. Nari took the light arrow, which burned her hand. "Fuck! Damn light arrow!!!" It had singed Nari's hand because it was an arrow from the Heavens filled with a pure light. Yugi tilted his head in curiosity, as Ryou dared to touch the arrow. The white-haired boy gently held the arrow in his hand with no pain. He examined the arrow and noticed a small white button. Pushing it, a holographic screen appeared surprising everyone, but Nari.
On the screen was none other than Luna, Nari's angel sister, or what some may call, her counterpart. There was silence for a while, until Luna broke it. "HI!" She yelled causing everyone to fall over. "Oh, sorry. I didn't know if you could hear me or not." (NT: Just to tell you, Luna has a British-like accent. I don't know why I'm telling you this, but I am. Nari has...some sort of accent.)
'You don't even know my accent...' Nari sighed at the authoress who created her and her lack of knowledge for her own creation. (NT: Sowy.)
Luna kept speaking, directing herself towards Nari, in her British accent. "Well, Nari, you have to explain to them this whole situation."
"You mean with the light she is tinkering with?" Yugi asked innocently. Yami smiled at Yugi's naiveté knowing that Nari was lying before.
"Uhhh, yes, that." She semi-glared at Nari and held a soft, caring look for Yugi.
"Hey, can I ask ya something?" Jou asked the holographic pictue of Luna.
"Sure, Jonouchi."
Jou slightly winced at hearing that name. He wasn't exactly fond of his full name. "Well, why are you on a holographic screen and all? I was expected a note attached to the arrow or something you see in the movies about heaven and stuff." He was right though. Luna was not the ordinary angel you would see.
She wore glasses, had a pair of feathery wings, but her clothing was not what one would expect of an angel. In fact, it was downright strange. It was a silver suit that didn't cover her arms and legs and looped at the top. Her neck was covered with a gold brace type thing and her shoes were also silver, but didn't cover the bottom of her foot. Her arms had a sort of string around them that was gold and on the very top of her head was a halo, but it wasn't floating on top of her head. It was resting on her head, tilted to the left slightly. Her cheeks had silver marks on them with a line of gold in the middle. A gold ring are found around her right arm and left leg.
That's when they took notice of how Nari was, the devil. She wore tight black short shorts and a tank top type top, also black. Marks on her face showed her position in the Other World, which was very high seeing how she is able to move between worlds freely. A navy blue ring around her forehead showed who was her mate, which she had none and wasn't planning on any soon. The rest of her outfit was basically a split between Goth, Bondage and Army.
Luna laughed sweetly at the looks from the humans, spirits and duel monster. "We have advanced from the typical, white gown and halo over our heads with a harp and all. Technologies are improving in both worlds."
They all gave an 'oh' and nodded. "Well, I am here for the purpose of Nari. Nari, you remember our talk?"
"Of course I do. How could I forgot your damn conniving plan to get me to be..." Nari mumbled the rest.
Luna smiled. "It was not conniving. You just happened to do the one thing I expected you to do with that temper and impatience of yours. Well, there's more to it."
"WHAT?!?!"
"There's a curse. I didn't make that part up though. Someone has something against you. Here's a list of tasks." Luna handed the petrified devil a paper with five tasks for Nari to fulfill. Three involved playing cupid while the other two were things she thought were impossible. (NT: Not telling you now! ^_^) "Each must be fulfilled. If any are failed, then those who were involved will pay the price."
Nari almost passed out if it weren't for the anger bottling up in her. Who would sink so low as to make these sorts of demands? (NT: Uhh, well, someone put a curse on the rod just for Nari where a list is made by the one with the curse, which is then approved by a higher celestial being. I'm weird.) "Sorry, but there is more. You will perish from both worlds if you do not fulfill all five of your tasks."
"Thanks for the great news." Nari's eye twitched. 'Damn whoever set this all up.'
Everyone else was wide-eyed from the information. "P-perish?" Yugi looked up to his 'big sister'. Nari winced at the sadness over coming the innocence. She rubbed the top of his head.
"Don't worry. I'll succeed somehow and then I'll have a little 'fun' with whoever set this up."
"Well, that was what I was to inform you. Best of luck." Luna disappeared along with the arrow. Well, this day is practically ruined.
(NO!)
Yugi jumped at the yell. What do you mean 'no'?
(I'm putting a spell on you guys Yugi.)
'What?! What kind of spell?'
Nari sighed and an invisible black fog surrounded all of them. It entered their minds and blocked out the memories of what had just happened. 'For the best.' She missed someone however.
They all blinked in unison at why they were all standing in a circle around Nari. "Nari?" Yugi blinked a few more times.
"You guys are gonna be late! It's almost 9!!!!" Nari yelled hoping to distract them, which it did work. Except for one person though. Or should I say duel monster.
Nari... Magi spoke through their connection so as not to have the others overhear.
Yeah?
Better get to work on those five tasks.
How did you-?
Sometimes, spells don't work on things that are not human or spirits. Magi smiled, which was returned by Nari.
So, you know. Well, don't worry over it. I can handle it.
You can? Of course, you're Nari after all. No sarcasm intended.
Everyone finished getting dress and the gang headed down to have breakfast. Nari, who was in her human form, sighed and tried to forget about the future and fate's dumb game. Fate is not a nice person, but is. Guess he's neutral. (NT: Fate is a cool guy. He's an actually person is this fic ^_^)
'Damn you, Fate!! I'm never coming to your parties again!!!!!!!!' Nari yelled in her mind.
Just then, a black cat with blue eyes appeared. "Awww, pretty cat." Yugi smiled while petting the little fur ball. Ryou joined in along with Jou. Yami, Bakura and Seto just sat back and smiled while fighting over the food at the same time, even though this was a breakfast buffet.
'Something isn't right.' Nari watched the cat and felt something very familiar. 'Those blue eyes. I know those eyes.' Nari looked to the ceiling as if looking for an answer. 'Where have I seen those eyes?'
Before Nari could think any further, the cat tackled Nari and bit the devil's hand. "Damn you!" Nari held her hand in pain, as blood started to trickle from the wound.
The cat ran back into Yugi's arms. "Oneesan, are you okay?!"
"Yeah, just peachy." Nari wiped the blood, which only left a stain. Magi went over and started to wrap the wound in some fluffy white stuff. (NT: Now what was it called?) Our authoress has a very limited vocabulary seeing how this script is basically equivalent to that of a 7 year old. (NT: HEY!) Well, it' true. I had to make most of the changes. (NT: So, you didn't have to be mean about it. *pouts*) Not the look! Anything but the look!!!!!
The narrator runs and hides as everyone sweat drops. Hehe, uhhhh, anyways, the black cat eyed the devil... well, devilishly. I couldn't think of a better word. (NT: What about evilly?)
(Or mischievously?)
No! Gonna stick with devilishly! So the cat didn't seem all that pleasant. It must have been a cat from hell with it's looks and the fact that it bit Nari so hard. Let's call it...oh say the hell-spawned cat?
[I am not a hell-spawn cat.] The cat spoke in a feminine tone that sounded sly and cunning.
"Who the hell said that?!" Bakura yelled wondering if he was hearing things. Ryou blinked and instinctively hid behind his yami, who in turn covered him protectively. Jou had jumped from the voice into Seto's arms. Seto, not completely realizing the blonde is his arms, looked around in a fighting stance. Somehow the CEO was with a sexy little blonde in his arms. (NT: You are getting -way- into this story)
I know. Yugi titled his head curiously before letting the black bundle of fur go and backing into his yami. Yami wrapped his arms around the his smaller version in a protective manner. (NT: *taking way too many pictures to count*)
Magi and Nari just stood there with the same sized eyes and the same look. They were used to these things now, so it didn't surprise them as much. The black kitty cat got to a higher spot via the table. It looked at Nari with narrow eyes that seemed deadly, but it's a cat so how deadly can it be.
(And there goes the cat to bite the narrator...)
Ow! Let go of my arm!! I was kidding!! Bite the authoress!! I'm just reading the script!!!!! Finally the cat let go of the narrator and started to chase the authoress. (NT: AIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!) Everyone sweat dropped and the mood made a dramatic decrease in tension, but it went straight back up once the cat got on track again. (NT: Run the hell-spawned cat over with my train!!!! *takes out her mini toy train* Choo choo! *runs toy over mini cat figure and makes sound effects*)
Errr- right. So, back to the hell-spawned cat. It looked at Nari the same way again and blah blah blah. A damn cat is trying to threaten a devil!! Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture?!?!? (NT: The cat is actually hell-spawned and it's immortal. Oops, gave away the story)
Ah, that would make more sense. So, now you all know where the cat comes from and the fact that it isn't an ordinary cat.
[Nope, my name is Billie. And I am a FEMALE cat, mind you!!! So no checking!!!!]
I wasn't going to.
"What do you want, kitty?" Nari got a good scratch from that. "Ow, sorry. Fucking cat."
Nari and Billie started to stare at each other intently. Bakura was so hoping that one of them would scratch the eyes out of the other.
"Hey, it's only likely."
"What is, yami?" Ryou looked up at his other half curiously.
"Errrr- nothing."
"There sure is a lot of 'errr'-ing." Jou pointed out which everyone sweat dropped at.
Nari blinked from the glare as her eyes had become way too teary and heavy for her to keep the stare. Billie started jumping for joy and celebrating. Picture a cat on its hind legs with victory flags.
"Uhhh, do we have to?" Yami asked.
No, not particularly, but there's a black cat right in front of you doing that right now. Yami stayed silent seeing the cat do its victory dance. Billie went and attacked the narrator. What!?
[I am not an 'it'!!! I am a female, so you can use 'her'!!!!!]
Oh, I am -so- sorry. Excuse my rudeness. The cat was doing HER -you goddamn happy!?!?!?!- victory dance.
[No, I would really like to know why I am dancing.]
The frustrated narrator fell over and started calling the mango boy.
(Ooh! MANGOS!!!!!!)
Nari ran to the mango too with the narrator. In the distance, you could hear a screaming kid, holding some mangos and being chased by a devil and an insane narrator wearing a shirt saying 'YY/Y rules!!!!!!!'. Can't you just feel his fear?
(NT: Obviously, I am ending it here. So *holds up sign*)
TO BE CONTINUED...
NT: ^_^
Yami: I love Ash's shirt.
NT: Hey, if any of you don't like the pairings, you can go after these two. *points to Ash and Billie*
Ash and Billie: WHAT?!?!?!
NT: They are the ones that wanted YY/Y so badly.
YY/Y Fans: *huggles Ash and Billie*
NT: Why is it that when I do something some readers don't want, I'm pelted by fruit, chairs and whatnot?
Nari: You aren't liked?
NT: Thanks. I feel -much- better now.
Nari: Well, You're not the one with this damn curse on you, now are you?!!?!?
NT: ^_^U Sorry, Nari. I just had to make some angst. Oh, no one is officially together and they are all still naïve little bishies!!!!!
Ryou: Please R/R fof more fluff and less scratching cats!!!
Billie: Why am I a cat again?
NT: CATS ARE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie: Where'd I put all my earplugs? *remembers something* BLINX!!!! *chases after Blinx who is holding bags of earplugs*
NT: ^_^U Well, that's all for now! See you next time!!
Jou: Is this a show?! Are we on tv?!?! Hi Serenity!!!!!!
Seto: -_-;;
NT: Oh, I think I'll have an opening for another author/ess to star in my fic. Got to think. Well, if you can guess my name, I'll let you have a nice spot like Ash and Billie! (Hint: NT are my initials, so my first name beings with a...oh say an 'N'? ^_^)
Ash and Billie: -^_^-
Luna: KAWAII!!! *takes pictures*
Ash and Billie: *blinks*
NT: Luna! Don't blind them!
Luna: Sorry.
Bakura: I am so OOC.
NT: That was random. Well, if no one can get that, then my favorite color. ^_^ That won't be too hard.
Nari: Especially seeing as how you have four favorite colors.
NT: Exactly, so you have a pretty good shot. I'm gonna pick by random, so it's not necessarily who guesses first correctly.
Ash: I'm the best narrator of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie: *neko* Do you want me to bite you again?
Ash: What!? Why?! I know you are FEMALE!!!
Billie: I don't know. NT just sort of made me bite you and Nari.
NT: ^_^ Okay, now. This is the end of this chapter so stop reading!! Really! Stop reading!! I'm gonna go play with my toy train now! Bye! *plays with toy train* Choo choo! Ack! Mountain!! *CRASH*
Author: NT aka Aku-chan
Aku (I decided to change my name from NT to Aku because NT sounded weird ^^): Hiya!
Ash: I'm still the narrator!!! Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aku: Yes, yes she is. Anyways, I am having a special appearance in this fic by *drum roll* Billie!!!!!!!!! She's gonna be a cat!!!
Billie: -_-;; No, I really didn't want to be, but Aku-chan is making me one.
Aku: ^_^ This fic is gonna be very strange, but I like strange!
Yugi: Isn't it already strange?
Nari: Take a wild guess.
Yugi: Why wild?
Nari: Nevermind.
Aku: AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Guess she doesn't like to be interrupted.
Nari: Not one bit.
Luna: Nari, you owe me $4000000.
Nari: What?!?!
Luna: Charge for traveling miles.
Nari: O.o
Luna: Well, from here to the Other World is a whole lot of miles. I need to get some cash for my long trip.
Nari: What?! You transport here!!!!!!!!
Luna: And?
Nari: *anime fall* I just don't understand you.
Aku: WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING?!?!?! I AM TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!
Nari and Luna: *sweatdrops* gomen.
Ash: *deaf* Why did everything go quiet?
Jou: It's your imagination.
Ash: WHAT?!
Jou: -_-;;
Aku: ^_^ Billie is gonna be a cat! A black one with blue eyes... *cough*Andhaveapurplebow*cough*
Billie: I heard that.
Aku: ^_^U Yami!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yami: WHAT?!?!
Aku: Disclaimer, NOW!!
Yami: Why me?
Aku: We had a deal.
Yami: Oh, right, that.
Yugi: What deal, Yami?
Yami: Errr-
Aku: Yami would do the disclaimer from now on and give me lots of chocolate if this fic was Y/Y- *Yami covering her mouth*
Yugi: Yami?
Yami: ^_^U Aku-chan does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! She does own Nari and Luna though.
Nari and Luna: -_-;; Thanks for pointing that out.
Magi, Seto, Jou, and Ryou: *glaring at Yami*
Yami: ^_^U
Yugi: *blinks* ----- clueless ^^
***
Chapter 10: Encounter With Hell-Spawned Cat
***
The light became brighter as Nari only could stand, errr- float there watching the light grow from her rod.
'Should've known Luna would bring me something defective.'
'And what is that supposed to mean?!!?' Luna appeared behind the devil.
'Ack! Don't do that!!!!' Nari jumped away from the angel. 'Damn, you wanna give me a heart attack?!'
'No, but I do want you to fix this.'
'You know what's happening?'
'Yeah!' Luna said as if it were the most obvious this in the entire existence including this world, the Shadow Realm and the Other World and maybe it was and this is just how dense and slow Nari is.
(What did you say...? *glares*)
Errr- nothing.
'So how do you propose I fix this?'
'Well you can't.'
Nari falls over like they do in animes and all. 'What?! I thought you just said-'
'I only said you had to fix this. I never said there was a solution.'
'...'
'Well, there is a loop hole.'
'What?'
'You gotta do five good things.'
'What?!!?'
'I made the rod and since you broke it, you have to fix it by doing five good deeds.'
'You planned this didn't you?'
'Yup!'
'Do you know how hard it will be!??!?!?!?! I'm a devil if you haven't noticed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'Stop your yelling. It's not -that- hard to do only five measly good deeds. I'll catch ya later! Got to go make some deals with the other devils.' With that, Luna disappeared.
(How is she an angel? She must've bribed someone up there.)
Well, Nari has to do five good deeds. Yup, our favorite devil has to be good. Five times. Five good deeds. Done by a devil. A devil name Nari. Nari has to be good five whole times. Good, not bad. The opposite of her devilish nature. Doing practically the impossible-
(Stop pointing that out!!!! I think they got it by now!!!!!!)
It's called emphasizing a point!!!!!
(It's called Hiring New Narrator!!!!!)
You wouldn't.
(I so would.)
Meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(*sweatdrops*)
^_^ Okay, anyway, Nari not only has to do five good deeds -I am not emphasizing it again so stop glaring at me Nari!!!!!!!- she also had another problem on her hands.
(What!? Why do you keep torturing me?!)
Because you're mean. And it's fun! Score! *clears throat* Nari had that annoying bright light to deal with. Yes, remember that light from the stick-
(R-O-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
What? Does Rod sound so much more better than stick!?
(...)
Exactly!! (NT: These two got some anger issues. *glared at* Err- I'll stay quiet. *tapes mouth*) Nari's freaking ROD was still glowing from the broken piece.
(Maybe they won't notice.)
Yeah, that'll work.
(It could!)
Nope, I won't let it.
(Evil...)
Yugi and the others began to wake up.
(You did that on purpose!!!!!!!!)
Hehe. Nari started to panic wondering where she could put the glowing ROD.
(You're emphasizing too much again.)
I thought that's what you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yugi and the others woke up suddenly and noticed a bright glow as they began to open their eyes. Nari was too late in finding a place to hide the rod or think of any excuse.
(Wha-?! You didn't give me any time!!!)
The narrator grinned evilly at the pathetic Nari who tried to mess with the one who tells the story. (NT: Do I even have a role anymore? I thought I was the authoress.) This fic is under my control now!!! BWAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! (NT: Bakura!!! Did you give the narrator the potion labeled 'do not touch'?!?!? Bakura: *runs off with empty potion bottle*)
And a black cat with blue eyes appeared. (NT: Hey! What are you doing?! That doesn't come until later!!!) Oops, sorry. The pages of the script were stuck together.
(Hey! That script has all pen marks all over it.)
I made slight changes. Another evil grin appeared on the narrator. (NT: What happened to the old one?) No idea. You guys are taking me off track again!!! (NT: Choo choo!!) Uhhh...both Nari and the narrator sweat dropped at the authoress.
Anyways, Nari smiled innocently, well, as best as she could fake it, and waited until the others were fully awake and almost hoping the light would blind them.
(Hey, easy way to explain something that they can't see.)
'Nari?'
(Hai, Yugi?)
'What's that bright light?'
'Damn.' Nari thought seeing how she would have to think of some explanation. (It's uhhh your imagination?)
Yugi had finally opened his eyes fully and knew he was not seeing things. 'Nari, I must have one big imagination then.'
Nari sweat dropped coming up with no reasonable excuse besides the one she used before. (I got nothing.)
Yugi's eyes adjusted to the bright light, along with the others. (NT: Remember the two rooms? Well, the door in the middle is wide open, so you can go freely between the rooms.)
"What the hell is that?" Jou asked as he was sprawled over Seto. (NT: *takes pictures* Blackmail...) "I heard that you little devil authoress!!!!!" (NT: Eep! *runs away*
"She's right though. This doesn't look all too innocent." Seto said beneath Jou. The blonde blushed and quickly climbed off of Seto. (NT and all S/J fans: Awwww...) Nari sweat dropped even more seeing how everyone was in front of her.
"So, Nari, care to explain the strange light?" Ryou asked curiously.
"No, not really." Nari obviously was trying anything to get out of explaining that she was going to use the rod to look into the boy's minds and dreams.
'Nari. You aren't getting away so easily.' Yugi looked up at the devil with puppy eyes. 'Tell me, please?'
(Now I wish I were blind. Light! Blind me!!!!) Yugi kept his puppy eyes up forcing the devil to sigh and give in to the eyes. (I hate the look.) 'Have to think of an excuse. C'mon Nari!' Nari cheered herself on mentally trying to figure out an excuse they would buy.
"Uhhh, it's a new toy I've been tinkering with." This was not the best excuse one can come up with especially seeing Yugi's eyes widen.
"Really?!"
'Wrong excuse to use.' Nari thought to herself.
"What does it do?!" Yugi was exciting. His curiosity was bigger than Nari's devil nature. (And that's a whole lot.)
'What is?'
(Errr- nothing.)
"It..." Nari was silent after that word.
"Care to finish your thought?" Seto questioned.
Nari stayed silent. 'I could tell them the truth. Yeah, right.' Nari laughed mentally at the very thought. 'I could say it was top-secret Other World thing. They could buy that. No, they might ask me more questions. The easiest and simplest answer is....... nope, coming up blank.'
Are you surprised?
'Shut it, Ash.'
That's rude. Anyways, Nari stayed silent as everyone was waited, some more patient than others, for the devil's answer. Nari snapped out of her thoughts and noticed all the eyes on her.
"Hi."
Everyone fell over, as Nari couldn't think of anything else to say. Just then, an arrow was shot and barely missed Nari's head. "Wah! What the hell was that?!?!" Nari glared at anything possible to blame, even the wall.
'I would not glare at a wall.'
Would too. Nari took the light arrow, which burned her hand. "Fuck! Damn light arrow!!!" It had singed Nari's hand because it was an arrow from the Heavens filled with a pure light. Yugi tilted his head in curiosity, as Ryou dared to touch the arrow. The white-haired boy gently held the arrow in his hand with no pain. He examined the arrow and noticed a small white button. Pushing it, a holographic screen appeared surprising everyone, but Nari.
On the screen was none other than Luna, Nari's angel sister, or what some may call, her counterpart. There was silence for a while, until Luna broke it. "HI!" She yelled causing everyone to fall over. "Oh, sorry. I didn't know if you could hear me or not." (NT: Just to tell you, Luna has a British-like accent. I don't know why I'm telling you this, but I am. Nari has...some sort of accent.)
'You don't even know my accent...' Nari sighed at the authoress who created her and her lack of knowledge for her own creation. (NT: Sowy.)
Luna kept speaking, directing herself towards Nari, in her British accent. "Well, Nari, you have to explain to them this whole situation."
"You mean with the light she is tinkering with?" Yugi asked innocently. Yami smiled at Yugi's naiveté knowing that Nari was lying before.
"Uhhh, yes, that." She semi-glared at Nari and held a soft, caring look for Yugi.
"Hey, can I ask ya something?" Jou asked the holographic pictue of Luna.
"Sure, Jonouchi."
Jou slightly winced at hearing that name. He wasn't exactly fond of his full name. "Well, why are you on a holographic screen and all? I was expected a note attached to the arrow or something you see in the movies about heaven and stuff." He was right though. Luna was not the ordinary angel you would see.
She wore glasses, had a pair of feathery wings, but her clothing was not what one would expect of an angel. In fact, it was downright strange. It was a silver suit that didn't cover her arms and legs and looped at the top. Her neck was covered with a gold brace type thing and her shoes were also silver, but didn't cover the bottom of her foot. Her arms had a sort of string around them that was gold and on the very top of her head was a halo, but it wasn't floating on top of her head. It was resting on her head, tilted to the left slightly. Her cheeks had silver marks on them with a line of gold in the middle. A gold ring are found around her right arm and left leg.
That's when they took notice of how Nari was, the devil. She wore tight black short shorts and a tank top type top, also black. Marks on her face showed her position in the Other World, which was very high seeing how she is able to move between worlds freely. A navy blue ring around her forehead showed who was her mate, which she had none and wasn't planning on any soon. The rest of her outfit was basically a split between Goth, Bondage and Army.
Luna laughed sweetly at the looks from the humans, spirits and duel monster. "We have advanced from the typical, white gown and halo over our heads with a harp and all. Technologies are improving in both worlds."
They all gave an 'oh' and nodded. "Well, I am here for the purpose of Nari. Nari, you remember our talk?"
"Of course I do. How could I forgot your damn conniving plan to get me to be..." Nari mumbled the rest.
Luna smiled. "It was not conniving. You just happened to do the one thing I expected you to do with that temper and impatience of yours. Well, there's more to it."
"WHAT?!?!"
"There's a curse. I didn't make that part up though. Someone has something against you. Here's a list of tasks." Luna handed the petrified devil a paper with five tasks for Nari to fulfill. Three involved playing cupid while the other two were things she thought were impossible. (NT: Not telling you now! ^_^) "Each must be fulfilled. If any are failed, then those who were involved will pay the price."
Nari almost passed out if it weren't for the anger bottling up in her. Who would sink so low as to make these sorts of demands? (NT: Uhh, well, someone put a curse on the rod just for Nari where a list is made by the one with the curse, which is then approved by a higher celestial being. I'm weird.) "Sorry, but there is more. You will perish from both worlds if you do not fulfill all five of your tasks."
"Thanks for the great news." Nari's eye twitched. 'Damn whoever set this all up.'
Everyone else was wide-eyed from the information. "P-perish?" Yugi looked up to his 'big sister'. Nari winced at the sadness over coming the innocence. She rubbed the top of his head.
"Don't worry. I'll succeed somehow and then I'll have a little 'fun' with whoever set this up."
"Well, that was what I was to inform you. Best of luck." Luna disappeared along with the arrow. Well, this day is practically ruined.
(NO!)
Yugi jumped at the yell. What do you mean 'no'?
(I'm putting a spell on you guys Yugi.)
'What?! What kind of spell?'
Nari sighed and an invisible black fog surrounded all of them. It entered their minds and blocked out the memories of what had just happened. 'For the best.' She missed someone however.
They all blinked in unison at why they were all standing in a circle around Nari. "Nari?" Yugi blinked a few more times.
"You guys are gonna be late! It's almost 9!!!!" Nari yelled hoping to distract them, which it did work. Except for one person though. Or should I say duel monster.
Nari... Magi spoke through their connection so as not to have the others overhear.
Yeah?
Better get to work on those five tasks.
How did you-?
Sometimes, spells don't work on things that are not human or spirits. Magi smiled, which was returned by Nari.
So, you know. Well, don't worry over it. I can handle it.
You can? Of course, you're Nari after all. No sarcasm intended.
Everyone finished getting dress and the gang headed down to have breakfast. Nari, who was in her human form, sighed and tried to forget about the future and fate's dumb game. Fate is not a nice person, but is. Guess he's neutral. (NT: Fate is a cool guy. He's an actually person is this fic ^_^)
'Damn you, Fate!! I'm never coming to your parties again!!!!!!!!' Nari yelled in her mind.
Just then, a black cat with blue eyes appeared. "Awww, pretty cat." Yugi smiled while petting the little fur ball. Ryou joined in along with Jou. Yami, Bakura and Seto just sat back and smiled while fighting over the food at the same time, even though this was a breakfast buffet.
'Something isn't right.' Nari watched the cat and felt something very familiar. 'Those blue eyes. I know those eyes.' Nari looked to the ceiling as if looking for an answer. 'Where have I seen those eyes?'
Before Nari could think any further, the cat tackled Nari and bit the devil's hand. "Damn you!" Nari held her hand in pain, as blood started to trickle from the wound.
The cat ran back into Yugi's arms. "Oneesan, are you okay?!"
"Yeah, just peachy." Nari wiped the blood, which only left a stain. Magi went over and started to wrap the wound in some fluffy white stuff. (NT: Now what was it called?) Our authoress has a very limited vocabulary seeing how this script is basically equivalent to that of a 7 year old. (NT: HEY!) Well, it' true. I had to make most of the changes. (NT: So, you didn't have to be mean about it. *pouts*) Not the look! Anything but the look!!!!!
The narrator runs and hides as everyone sweat drops. Hehe, uhhhh, anyways, the black cat eyed the devil... well, devilishly. I couldn't think of a better word. (NT: What about evilly?)
(Or mischievously?)
No! Gonna stick with devilishly! So the cat didn't seem all that pleasant. It must have been a cat from hell with it's looks and the fact that it bit Nari so hard. Let's call it...oh say the hell-spawned cat?
[I am not a hell-spawn cat.] The cat spoke in a feminine tone that sounded sly and cunning.
"Who the hell said that?!" Bakura yelled wondering if he was hearing things. Ryou blinked and instinctively hid behind his yami, who in turn covered him protectively. Jou had jumped from the voice into Seto's arms. Seto, not completely realizing the blonde is his arms, looked around in a fighting stance. Somehow the CEO was with a sexy little blonde in his arms. (NT: You are getting -way- into this story)
I know. Yugi titled his head curiously before letting the black bundle of fur go and backing into his yami. Yami wrapped his arms around the his smaller version in a protective manner. (NT: *taking way too many pictures to count*)
Magi and Nari just stood there with the same sized eyes and the same look. They were used to these things now, so it didn't surprise them as much. The black kitty cat got to a higher spot via the table. It looked at Nari with narrow eyes that seemed deadly, but it's a cat so how deadly can it be.
(And there goes the cat to bite the narrator...)
Ow! Let go of my arm!! I was kidding!! Bite the authoress!! I'm just reading the script!!!!! Finally the cat let go of the narrator and started to chase the authoress. (NT: AIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!) Everyone sweat dropped and the mood made a dramatic decrease in tension, but it went straight back up once the cat got on track again. (NT: Run the hell-spawned cat over with my train!!!! *takes out her mini toy train* Choo choo! *runs toy over mini cat figure and makes sound effects*)
Errr- right. So, back to the hell-spawned cat. It looked at Nari the same way again and blah blah blah. A damn cat is trying to threaten a devil!! Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture?!?!? (NT: The cat is actually hell-spawned and it's immortal. Oops, gave away the story)
Ah, that would make more sense. So, now you all know where the cat comes from and the fact that it isn't an ordinary cat.
[Nope, my name is Billie. And I am a FEMALE cat, mind you!!! So no checking!!!!]
I wasn't going to.
"What do you want, kitty?" Nari got a good scratch from that. "Ow, sorry. Fucking cat."
Nari and Billie started to stare at each other intently. Bakura was so hoping that one of them would scratch the eyes out of the other.
"Hey, it's only likely."
"What is, yami?" Ryou looked up at his other half curiously.
"Errrr- nothing."
"There sure is a lot of 'errr'-ing." Jou pointed out which everyone sweat dropped at.
Nari blinked from the glare as her eyes had become way too teary and heavy for her to keep the stare. Billie started jumping for joy and celebrating. Picture a cat on its hind legs with victory flags.
"Uhhh, do we have to?" Yami asked.
No, not particularly, but there's a black cat right in front of you doing that right now. Yami stayed silent seeing the cat do its victory dance. Billie went and attacked the narrator. What!?
[I am not an 'it'!!! I am a female, so you can use 'her'!!!!!]
Oh, I am -so- sorry. Excuse my rudeness. The cat was doing HER -you goddamn happy!?!?!?!- victory dance.
[No, I would really like to know why I am dancing.]
The frustrated narrator fell over and started calling the mango boy.
(Ooh! MANGOS!!!!!!)
Nari ran to the mango too with the narrator. In the distance, you could hear a screaming kid, holding some mangos and being chased by a devil and an insane narrator wearing a shirt saying 'YY/Y rules!!!!!!!'. Can't you just feel his fear?
(NT: Obviously, I am ending it here. So *holds up sign*)
TO BE CONTINUED...
NT: ^_^
Yami: I love Ash's shirt.
NT: Hey, if any of you don't like the pairings, you can go after these two. *points to Ash and Billie*
Ash and Billie: WHAT?!?!?!
NT: They are the ones that wanted YY/Y so badly.
YY/Y Fans: *huggles Ash and Billie*
NT: Why is it that when I do something some readers don't want, I'm pelted by fruit, chairs and whatnot?
Nari: You aren't liked?
NT: Thanks. I feel -much- better now.
Nari: Well, You're not the one with this damn curse on you, now are you?!!?!?
NT: ^_^U Sorry, Nari. I just had to make some angst. Oh, no one is officially together and they are all still naïve little bishies!!!!!
Ryou: Please R/R fof more fluff and less scratching cats!!!
Billie: Why am I a cat again?
NT: CATS ARE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie: Where'd I put all my earplugs? *remembers something* BLINX!!!! *chases after Blinx who is holding bags of earplugs*
NT: ^_^U Well, that's all for now! See you next time!!
Jou: Is this a show?! Are we on tv?!?! Hi Serenity!!!!!!
Seto: -_-;;
NT: Oh, I think I'll have an opening for another author/ess to star in my fic. Got to think. Well, if you can guess my name, I'll let you have a nice spot like Ash and Billie! (Hint: NT are my initials, so my first name beings with a...oh say an 'N'? ^_^)
Ash and Billie: -^_^-
Luna: KAWAII!!! *takes pictures*
Ash and Billie: *blinks*
NT: Luna! Don't blind them!
Luna: Sorry.
Bakura: I am so OOC.
NT: That was random. Well, if no one can get that, then my favorite color. ^_^ That won't be too hard.
Nari: Especially seeing as how you have four favorite colors.
NT: Exactly, so you have a pretty good shot. I'm gonna pick by random, so it's not necessarily who guesses first correctly.
Ash: I'm the best narrator of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie: *neko* Do you want me to bite you again?
Ash: What!? Why?! I know you are FEMALE!!!
Billie: I don't know. NT just sort of made me bite you and Nari.
NT: ^_^ Okay, now. This is the end of this chapter so stop reading!! Really! Stop reading!! I'm gonna go play with my toy train now! Bye! *plays with toy train* Choo choo! Ack! Mountain!! *CRASH*