Tonegawa - xD, Kushina's father was REALLY surprised xD, speechless. Thank you for you review 3 I'll try keep making my chapters, gah sometimes I just can't be bothered to do it but fortunately I am today.
Deathjoker01 - I too enjoy akatsuki house party, it's just something that I add on the end to write about. Keeps me going, no? xD.
Please read - Sorry about how Fugaku LOLcame back alive, I needed to add that for the next bit that was about to happen, my head was just like "Think of something fast! FAST!" Anyway thank you for your review.
Madara: Ben would like to thank you for your reviews, starting from now he'll be replying to all of them because he loves reviews for somewhat of a reason.
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever Madara said.. Anyway Ben thought of a great plot which he forgot but it'll come back in his head.
Raizek: Ben added a MikoxRai scene~ Maybe me and her might get together instead of that weakling of an Uchiha Fugaku.
Mikoto: I... Er... -Blush-
Fugaku: Why are you blushing Mikoto? ¬_¬
Sasuke: BEN WHERE'S MY STORY?!
Tobi: Anyway -rolls eyes- back to THE STORY.
Madara: Before we go back, what is your reason to updating... SEVEN months or so later?
Benbonds: ... Problems.
Madara: What problems? What did you do?
Benbonds: YOUR MOM -RUNZ- (Lol'd at this again)
Tobi: BACK TO THE STORY!
Disclaimer: Do I even have to do this?
Important Notice: Ride 'fo mah ninjas!
The sun giggled to itself, bringing life to all living animals and human beings... More like waking them up. The yellow haired main character in this story opened his eyes slowly, his chest rose slightly before descending as he breathed. The first thing he noticed was the window was open; thus bringing in a gentle breeze into his room, which may I state he did not want. His eyes scouted around his room, it was a very small room; posters of famous singers, desk next to the window which seemingly had all his stuff in, bed pushed up to the corner of his room. It was simply just original, nothing special. Blinking a few times to himself, he picked up one of his pillows, slammed the side of his face onto the bed and put the pillow on top of it; this blocked out all sunlight and sound. It was a Saturday, he didn't want to do anything.
"MINATO! MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW IS HERE TO SEE YOU! GET YOUR ASS DOWN 'ER, OR NO RAMEN FOR A YEAR!" There was always one thing that could break soundproof things; it was his mother's voice. Groaning to himself, much uncharacteristically, he rolled out of his bed landing on his feat. Currently he was in his pajamas which was decorated in white and sky-blue stripes which went up vertically. He yawned before rubbing his eyes; planting his feat into his fuzzy slippers. The boy opened the door, leaving to go downstairs and to the main entrance. No one was there...? But he thought Mikoto came...? Oh well, he was about to walk upstairs but felt deadly eyes on him. He turned around but saw no one there, still he felt the dead glare piercing into his very soul; this caused him to shiver a tiny bit.
Oh yeah... He forgot. His mother was known to be able to glare at people through walls, meaning she must have been in the living room. Yawning once more, he walked through the doors to the room. His eyes widened to see Raizek on the couch sitting next to his mother and Jiraiya, and Mikoto on the spare chair with somewhat of an annoyed look on her face.. His father must be in work seeing as he was no where to be found. His shock face soon disappeared as he gave an innocent smile like he always did.
"Morning everyone... What's going on?" He asked slightly confused at this.
Jiraiya coughed a bit, standing up giving Minato a serious look.
"Minato... Are you ready for the first D-Ranked mission?!" Jiraiya smiled.
Minato's face automatically lit up. He actually forgot today was the day they had the D-Ranked mission.
"It is an amazing, adventurous mis-"
"He's not going to tell us.. Don't bother" Raizek simply glared, rolling his eyes. He decided to cut the long story short.
Minato's eyes were still glittering in excitement seeing as it was his first mission. But then again, his eyes narrowed thinking in his head; why were that actually in -HIS- house?
"Uhm, I apologize if I come out a little rude but may I ask why you guys are here?" He blinked in confusion.
"Because.." Jiraiya said with a smile.
"Because what..?"
"Because Mikoto suggested it." Raizek added, with a *¬_¬* face.
"Mikoto?" Minato blinked.
"Nice pajamas Minato." The Uchiha decided to tease.
"Huh? Oh.. I just woke up." The innocent boy stated, as he is nonreactive to people teasing him. He was just -THAT- innocent.
"Alright, get changed. Collect your gear.. Mission time!" Jiraiya mumbled
The yellow haired innocent shinobi narrowed his eyes forward finally finding the target. Quickly his hands shot forward into his holster, before jumping on top of a building. "Location, 26, 332, 14. North, Kuzo street." He whispered in his radio. Hearing some muffled voices back. Deciding to take action as soon as he could, with a flick of his wrist, he threw a shuriken at the beast. The projectile glided, slicing the air away from itself making sure to land straight in front of the beast causing his to scare off. The beast attempted to run outside of the village for protection.
"It's going south!" Minato whispered.
"I got this." Mikoto replied through the radio.
"Keep a tail on him Minato, Raizek are you done with the trap?" Jiraiya added in. There was no reply. "Raizek? Argh, carry out the plan. Lead him to Raizek, he's probably done."
Minato nodded, jumping down from the building and picking up the projectile that was pierced into the floor before running after the beast.
The Uchiha clenched her fist, finally seeing the beast come into her line of sight. She immediately jumped down from the tree performing a few handseals, "Fire Style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!" She thought to herself performing a string of handseals and breathing it. She blew out a small fireball aiming straight for the monster, unfortunately it dodge and ran away.
"It's going towards Raizek? Raizek? RAIZEK ARE YOU THERE?!" But still, no reply. Mikoto sighed once again, landing on the grass when she saw Minato running past her. She decided to follow.
"Tournament?" Hashirama and Tobirama asked in unison.
"Indeed, you're both participating in my faction. If we win, we get a very interesting prize." The Shinigami smirked. His usual form (the one you see when someone uses the death reaper seal) changed. He began to glow before shrinking to human size. (Just saying, he would look like this pictures/bad_ass_anime_ ) His clothes and hair changed out of the random.
"This is my battle form... Indeed, we have battles during afterlife. It is a traditional thing, in anycase... I'll be participating in the tournament too. I'd get up to the Semi-Finals and then lose. That's only because I was alone..." He explained. "But now with both of you here, now it is time to win."
Tobirama and Hashirama looked at each other before bursting out in laughter. Though Hashirama stopped a few seconds, a little surprised that Tobirama would laugh... He'll get use to it.
"What are the rules?" Tobirama asked, after he finished laughing.
The Shinigami narrowed his crimson eyes at the white haired, before letting a sigh escape his lips. Placing his hand in front of his chest, blue chakra was exerted from his hand soon materializing a piece of paper with the rules written on it. And with that he passed the rules over to him which Tobirama immediately began reading. Hashirama looked over Tobirama's shoulder curiously, as he was going to enter too. They carefully read each word, after finished Tobirama simply putting the scroll in his holster.
"Hashirama, stand still for a second." Tobirama said raising his right hand to chest level. Is index finger and middle finger rose and he motioned the one handed tiger handseal, gathering most of the chakra he could. Meanwhile Hashirama furrowed his brows realizing exactly what his brother was about to do, this could work as an advantage and disadvantage for him. This litteraly meant that Tobirama could evade his private space anytime. And.. In a quick instance, the white-haired man slammed his palm against Hashirama's chest while coursing chakra through. A seal would appear on his bear skin.
"Good. Now our teamwork attack will be flawless." Tobirama nodded, which Hashirama returned the nod.
"Are you guys ready to start training, because out of everyone in the afterlife. You two are probably the weakest." The Shinigami stated.
"W-Wait.. WHAT?! HOW AM I GOING TO BE THE WEAKEST? I WAS THE FORMER HOKAGE!" Tobirama yelled angrily.
"Yeah but in the afterlife, they're trained by gods. You two haven't even started training, your power alone from before may be stronger than genin but even chuunin shinobi are stronger than you. No offence." The Shinigami replied.
"Well then, let's start training." Hashirama decided to added, stretching his muscles.
"If you say so. Get ready to learn the way of the Shinigami."
Raizek sighed lightly, laying on a tree branch. His hands were under his head, as he was in a resting position. His radio was currently on the grass crushed as the Hyuuga did not want to use such a thing. He didn't even want to do the mission at all. The day was a nice day, with the warmth of the blazing star in the sky and a slight breeze within the air. The mantis coloured grass waved the same way simultaneous, bringing a little calmness into the area. This calmness was soon destroyed by the beast running past Raizek in a speed unknown to the world. Leaning his head forward, the Hyuuga activated his byakugan watching where the cat was going but deactivated it as he couldn't careless.
"RAIZEK!" The familiar girlish voice yelled, which forced his eyes opened. He just couldn't have any rest could he?
"You let the cat escape, our first mission is a fail all thanks to you!" She spat with pure venom. Minato soon stopped behind Mikoto with a frown, I mean Raizek should have atleast tried even if it was a little help.
"Success." Raizek muttered. Almost immediately, an explosion made an outburst from the distance. And once again, the boy closed his eyes out of tiredness.
The other two genin shared quick glances at each other, before a devious smirk appeared. Suddenly, a rope was tied around Raizek's body tight.
"The hell..?" Confusion was displayed in his voice.
The yellow haired boy took advantage of his confusion, to quickly jump on top of the tree and take a firm hold of the boy. "I got him Mikoto, lets go!" He smiled jumping off to where they explosion was set off. The Uchiha nodded following him.
They arrived at the scene, where the beast was on the floor unconscious. Now getting a better look at it, it was simply a black cat. Poor thing must have been scared shitless.
"Well... Mission is complete." Their sensei said, appearing behind them with in a puff of smoke.
"Well done for completing your first mission." The third Hokage announced, earning a smile from both the Uchiha and Namikaze. Raizek simply sighed, leaning against the wall on the back acting cool as always.
"I'm so sooo happy you're back!" A fat woman said squeezing the cat in between her arms causing the cat to screech.
"That explains why he ran away." Raizek spoke rather loudly. Mikoto and Minato sweatdropped at his words. Jiraiya took humour to a whole different level, bursting out in laughter also making both Mikoto and Minato sweatdrop further.
Hiruzen chuckled at his past student. It was simply a matter of time until they would be ready for an A-Rank mission, though at this stage they were going to be completing D-Ranks. Raising an eyebrow, he also noted that the chuunin exams would be coming up extremely soon, which was actually a surprise due to them being in war.
"Are you three ready for the festival tonight?" Hiruzen said deciding to change the subject. This caused the Uchiha to still a glance at Raizek then look away embarrassed, the only one who noticed this of course was the Hokage himself which also caused him to chuckle yet again. Raizek on the other hand simply looked away out of boredom, indicating that he was going to the festival and couldn't be arsed to answer or was just not going. Minato nodded like the good little boy he was.
Jiraiya simply gave his own sensei a smirk. "I'm going to go do my research, you should come with me Hokage-sama~" This made Hiruzen blush a little, and casually look away.
"Maybe..."
This made Mikoto glare at the both of them. "PERVERTS!"
Benbonds: And that's it. Why? Because.
Orochimaru: Sasuke give me your body.
Sasuke: Beat it loser.
Madara: Stop acting cool.
Hagoromo: Y'all just being wack, yo.
Madara: Don't speak to me like that.
Obito: I've had enough of both of yo-
Itachi: TSUKIYOMI!
Shisui: KOTOAMATSUKAMI!
Benbonds: Did you guys just... Freeze them? -_-'
Itachi: They were an annoyance... Anyway, it's time for the special.
Shisui: I heard Zetsu and Madara was appearing in this on-
Benbonds: STOP READING THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT!
Scene Special: Akatsuki House -None party- part 3!
Tobi twitched behind his mask, his ass was in extreme pain even though it was a new day. Why was it like that you ask? Because Kakuzu tentacle raped him. He walked downstairs only to find Deidara cooking with Kisame, it was a little surprise to see them up so early. After exchanging good mornings with each other, Tobi went to go sit down in the living room. He took a hold of the remote control and change the channel to Shinobi News.
News Reporter: Into the Land of Water, Kirigakure has had unfortunately weather which caused an hurricane that destroyed their village. Repairs are being taken place, due to the fact that the treaty with Kumogakure they are able to gain supplies from them. On the other hand moving east of the continent into the Land of Fire, Konohagakure are preparing to fight the akatsuk-
The channel was suddenly changed by Tobi, as he held boredom within his eyes. He changed it to something more cartoon-ish, feeling people's presence around. Honestly, the man couldn't get any rest from his fake persona to keep Akatsuki in check. Focusing back on the TV, it was noted that he had changed the channel to Dora the Explorer; Yes, this indeed made him sigh.
"Food is ready.. SO ALL OF YOU BETTER WAKE YOUR ASSES UP AND GET INTO THE KITCHEN BEFORE IT ALL GOES TO WASTE!" Deidara full on yelled with rage. The she-male was wearing an apron, and had his hair down so the guy seemed like a female. Kisame on the other hand just looked cute, even Deidara had to admit that.
As if right on cue, the Akatsukis began arriving into the dining room one by one; In order of Konan, Kakuzu, Tobi (Was in the living room, I have no clue why he arrived after them), Sasori, Hidan, Zetsu and finally Pein. As Deidara observed the room, he couldn't help notice that they were missing someone and that someone just had to be Kisame's partner.
"Oi fucker, stop eating the motherfucking cake before I pop the shit out of you bitch ass fucker." And as you can guess, Hidan was the one who said that to Zetsu who scowled in return.
"You do that and I'll turn you into a puppet, I always wanted to but I didn't have an official reason to do so, but you've just given me a perfect reason." Sasori smirked.
"As I'd have no problem with that, he is the only partner I can work with... So I suggest you don't if you don't want me to rip out your sorry excuse for a heart." Kakuzu mused.
"Oi, I'll blow you to smithereens if you fuck with Sasori." And of course, it was Deidara.
"Annoyances.." Konan added.
"Could you all shu-" Pein was about to state, but cut off by a strong sense of death. The aura of such thing was so dense, that it forced all of the Akatsuki to their knees.
"I'm annoyed at that the moment, so I suggest you all shut up before I beat the fuck out of all of you." A voice called out from the corner. Stepping into the actual room, it was revealed to be a tall man. His outfit consisted in an average shinobi outfit back in the clan wars days and his hair was extremely long and messy for a man. On the back of his clothing was none other than the famous Uchiha crest. The look in his eyes told people not to fuck with him as he held the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan in both.
"That's a surprise... You're back." Tobi smirked in his actual voice. "Now... It's time to complete our plan."